Chapter 76 75. Can’t you just eat it?
“Fuck you!!!”
A violent shout suddenly came from the woods. Huaiyu was so frightened that he loosened his grip on the tree and fell down. Came down.
Why... are there people on the mountain?
Are you an explorer? Or the garrison?
She knelt down a little warily and stared at the place where the sound came from with her eyes.
However, after a while, there was no sound, only the bamboo forest with no soil to take root could be heard shaking and the leaves rustling.
?
Huaiyu stuck his head out curiously.
But suddenly I heard a helpless and irritable sigh: "B*tch, when I took root, you didn't say not to take root! Now you have united to expel me. Bah, this mountain belongs to you ”
At this moment, the leaves on the entire hillside began to rustle.
Huaiyu stared at the bamboo forest blankly, and a bold but incredible thought appeared in his mind -
Is the person speaking a human or a bamboo?
Before she was sure, she heard another voice coming from the bamboo forest: "That human girl over there, come here."
Huaiyu trembled in her heart and quickly copied He picked up the multifunctional shovel on the side and hugged it in his arms, then said stubbornly: "I won't!"
"..."
After a short silence, the leaves in the mountains rustled more and more violently, as if they were laughing wildly.
The bamboo leaves that were originally rustling were completely motionless in the wind. The awkwardness could be felt even from a distance.
Huaiyu was embarrassed.
However, the bamboo forest has mutated to the point that it can talk, and the fight just now shook the earth, so she won’t go.
If a root penetrates her body, it will be over. Her body of flesh and blood is not enough to support such a large area.
However, this is also the first time Huaiyu has seen the fight between mutated plants. No wonder everyone feels like they are facing a formidable enemy when it comes to the wasteland... It turns out it is really so powerful!
Maybe one or two trees alone can be resisted by the defenders, but if the entire forest moves...
The only option is... to set the mountain on fire?
There is pollution in the air nowadays, and plants are a major force in absorbing pollution. Burn a mountain today, burn a mountain tomorrow... By the day after tomorrow, maybe everyone will have to carry an oxygen tank when going out.
She pondered, staring ahead warily again.
But as soon as I blinked my eyes, I heard a roar in the distance coming instantly! Then with a "dou" sound, it was nailed to the tree trunk nearby!
This time, the whole bamboo leaf only has the short petiole at the front.
Huaiyu realized belatedly that the bamboo leaf was less than 5cm away from his hand!
“嘬嘬嘬!”
The swishing sound sounded again in the bamboo forest.
Huaiyu:...
There was no need to think about it now. She picked up the multi-purpose shovel in an instant, and then walked over the rugged mountain forest, humming all the way.
There was some distance between them, and when she was slightly out of breath from running, she finally stopped in front of the bamboo forest.
“As you command!”
When he said these words, Huaiyu was filled with sadness.
Originally, everyone in front of Qiangwei Corridor had to compete with others for their status. Finally, when the house was destroyed, Qiangwei Corridor didn’t say a word. She looked very guilty. She finally had a hard time at noon today!
But this toughness isn’t even warm yet!
Now when I go up the mountain, I meet this Uncle Bamboo again.
In other words, it’s great to eat vegetables, but what kind of meat can you eat if you have nothing to do? Now, it’s okay, it’s not yet certain who will eat whose meat.
"Tsk, you're just a human being... Why are you so nervous? Do you still need to talk if I want your life?"
"Yes, yes, yes." Huaiyu knows how to bend and stretch, and he nodded repeatedly at this moment: "Brother, do you have any instructions?" However, the bamboo forest in front of him suddenly became silent. After a while, the bamboo leaves began to tremble:
"Why are you talking? It’s even stronger than my bamboo core tea!”
Huaiyu: ...Do you want to make my tea?
"Okay, uncle monster, what do you want me to do?"
The other party can care about such trivial matters as the tone of speech, so he shouldn't have the intention to kill her directly, right?
The bamboo forest swayed: "Come, carry me down the mountain to find a place to plant it."
Huaiyu's eyes widened: "Me?!"
Was there any mistake? Although this bamboo forest is not big, relatively speaking, it covers an area of at least one acre!
She carries it?
Zhu Lin snorted and seemed to dislike her very much: "Your academic qualifications don't seem to be very high... ε=(ο｀*))) Sigh... not like my original master... ”
As he spoke, the roots of the entire bamboo forest suddenly snapped. In the end, only the rather thick bamboo in the middle was left, with a medium-sized bunch of bamboo roots.
The voice no longer spread from the entire bamboo forest, but only came from this one bamboo:
"Just say you are uneducated? Our bamboos are different from these trees. I am Tangtang Heben!”
"Well, this is all me. Seeing that you are not very useful, just carry me."
Huaiyu was a little speechless, but unexpectedly found that although the bamboo was ugly, it could He seems to have a good personality.
She then said in a good voice: "Yes, yes, I don't know much about literacy...but I have to work hard. Can I get some reward from these fallen bamboos?"
Seeing the bamboo leaves rustling again, as if she was about to get angry, she quickly added another question:
"Um...Uncle Bamboo, how should I call you before I ask?"
This seemed to be the point of the question, and Zhuzi snorted arrogantly:
“My name is Kuang Biao. Just call me Uncle Biao.”
Huaiyu couldn’t believe it. :hurricane? Why are you so crazy? Why are you so crazy? Where's the rush?
But she didn't dare to question it now. At this moment, she could only praise: "What a name, what a name! It's very domineering when you hear it!"
"That's right!" Bamboo Maniac Biao proudly shook the leaves again: "Have you read the poem [After I bloom, hundreds of flowers will kill]? This is about me. As soon as our grass and bamboo take root in the ground, as long as we give enough time, I can grow within a hundred miles." It can stop even a blade of grass from growing! ”
"We are born with such domineering attributes, there is nothing we can do about it!"
"You girl doesn't study much, but you have pretty good eyesight... Do you want to pick up some bamboo shoots or something?"
>"Go and pick it up, it won't kill you. It's just a little cyanide content."
Huaiyu has been more speechless than he has been in one day this month!
It’s all cyanide...
She also confidently answered: "I can blanch them before eating them!"
Our ancestors' blanching skills are engraved in our genes, and many wild vegetables need to be blanched because of their medicinal properties.
She has even forgotten about herself and her skill in blanching, and now she is very confident when it comes to eating.
After all, there are indeed a lot of bamboo shoots dropped in this bamboo forest.
This time it was Kuang Biao’s turn to be silent.
After a while, he "tsk"ed again, and said slowly and angrily:
"It's true that you humans can't help but eat poisonous things..."
>Thank you for your patience in correcting errors! grateful! Kuangbiao’s name has an origin, hahaha!
(End of this chapter)