Chapter 98 97. Katsaro [2-in-1]
Boss Tang looked disheveled and explained vaguely: "This is Kataro."
"You saw him at the last auction. He raised that Gao Ming. This is his treasure, entrusted to me."
Huaiyu:...
She doesn’t understand the fashion of people in the city very much. That is to say. Is a creature like Ketaro really popular in the Imperial Capital?
How did you introduce it last time?
Other dung beetles use their hind legs to push the dung ball and walk backwards, but this Ketaro uses his front paws to push it - the direction of the mutation seems to be on the forelimbs.
Hiss...
Huaiyu subconsciously took two steps back, and the ball that Boss Tang took away just now took another two steps to the side.
Outside the door, Kataro, who is almost 40 centimeters tall, is dressed in fluorescent fly green - to be honest, Huaiyu doesn't know what color the original dung beetle is, after all, no one can observe it. this.
But anyway, Kataro's blue-headed color makes people want to avoid contacting him.
When she looked at Boss Tang’s raincoat and rubber gloves, she suddenly understood.
It's just...
"Should we hide Kataro? Otherwise, we still sell food here. If the customers find out..."
Huaiyu I believe Boss Tang will clean it up, but there are some things...
Boss Tang looked resentful: "It's okay... what he pushed was not a poop ball."
"Don't worry, I stuffed some good things for the people over there in the public toilet, and they will guard it and not let Kataro go in." "
"Then..." Huaiyu looked at Ketaro, the black ball in his arms.
Boss Tang said speechlessly: "I don't know what it is specifically. Anyway, it's just these rotten vegetable leaves, cabbage heads, leaves, etc. It collects it on the street by itself."
" Gao Ming told me that creatures like dung beetles just like to push dung balls back into their holes and eat them slowly.”
He really broke down when he said this.
In order to hide Katsutarou every day and try to keep it as clean as possible, I have really aged several years. The fat body that was carefully raised during the disaster period has lost several kilograms!
Looking back, Gao Ming came out. He couldn't return Kataro without giving himself a banner of [Yi Bo Yuntian] - forget it, no more banners, take him away as soon as possible!
Don’t mention it, Ketaro seems to have some intelligence after his mutation.
Seeing Huaiyu standing at the door, it even stood upright holding the black ball the size of a table tennis ball. Behind the fly-green and dark-blue carapace, the yellow-filmed wings flapped open twice. , as if to express welcome.
——Quite a gentleman.
Huaiyu also smiled and nodded subconsciously. After a moment, he realized that he was numb.
In short, after Mr. Kataro greeted him politely, he was pushed and shoved by Boss Tang and hid in a small room nearby.
When everything was tidied up, he breathed a sigh of relief, took off all his raincoats, gloves and boots, rubbed his hands carefully, and then sat back on the stool.
Huaiyu couldn't bear to see it: "If it didn't push the dung ball, it shouldn't be so dirty, right?"
"Yes," Boss Tang sat there, his voice was like a weak machine without emotion, and he asked bitterly:
"Eating shit can fill your stomach, but can people really eat it?" ?”
That’s the truth!
Huaiyu endured it again and again, and finally couldn't help but laugh.
But Boss Tang realized it later and quickly weighed the entire basket of bean sprouts:
"It looks like a lot of bean sprouts, but after deducting the water, I will calculate it as 28 pounds."
The variation value of 9 is still a good price now, but it is not as exaggerated as it was after the rain.
Looking at the more than 800 points, Huaiyu finally felt that his family was richer again.
After thinking about it, she asked again: "If the defense army goes to the wilderness to perform a mission, how long does it usually take to come back?"
Boss Tang thought for a while: "This is not necessarily true, right? The main thing is It depends on whether the trip goes well. If it goes quickly, it may take more than a week, if it goes slowly, it may take three months.”
He remembered that Huaiyu said that his two brothers were both in the wilderness. Although he was not sure whether they were the garrison, the defense force, or the explorers, at this moment he could only sigh and comfort him:
"Don't think so much. Now there is a complete process for going to the wasteland, and nothing will happen easily."
Huaiyu nodded and said nothing.
But Boss Tang thought of something again at this moment, and smiled at Huaiyu 100 times more kindly than usual:
"Well...I remember you were farming recently, right? It seems interesting. ”
Huaiyu thought of his character and nodded at this moment: "It's quite interesting. What's wrong?"
Boss Tang hummed: "Um...do you want fertilizer?"
Huaiyu elm:? ? ?
“Don’t let it go now, I can’t carry too much back, too little will have no effect.”
Boss Tang’s eyes lit up: “That means it’s still needed, right? ? Come on, this thing is very light, I can definitely carry it back! ”
He opened the door of the warehouse and took out a large plastic bag that could hold a quilt for a long time. One by one, it was filled with black balls the size of table tennis balls that he had just seen.
Huaiyu's eyes widened: "This is..."
"Yes, yes," Boss Tang even smiled flatteringly: "These are all good things! Kataro It will be fermented while it is being balled up. This is good decomposed fertilizer and is purely natural.”
“And I’ll give you a pair of gloves so you can feel the weight...it’s really light. "
"How about it, Xiaoyu? I don't need a penny, I'll give it to you for free."
Huaiyu could not describe his feelings at this moment.
After a long time, she finally found her words: "Is this the dry food it hides for a week?"
Boss Tang smiled bitterly: "Don't say that, Kataro is very diligent. This is for three days - if I hadn't asked Kataro to work secretly, the health bureau would have given me a banner if I had done it for another two days."
"Because all the dirty garbage on the ground was cleaned too clean. "
Huaiyu: ...Although she was amazed, she swore that she would never think of using Kataro to clean up the housework.
Hesitantly, he reached out and picked up the bag. It was indeed very light, as if it contained a sack of table tennis balls.
She thought for a while: "Okay, I'll take it away then. Thank you."
Boss Tang waved his hand: "You're welcome, come back next time and I'll prepare it for you - By the way, are those two geese still alive?”
“Alive.” Huaiyu looked at him as he thought about the geese. A little complicated: "It's just that the mouth is sharper, and the destructive power is a bit greater."
Boss Tang thought of the hole on the counter, and now he breathed a sigh of relief: "It's a good thing that the mouth is sharper... You Look at Kataro, what if he mutates and stops being a ball?”
Sure enough, people's joys and sorrows are all contrasted. At this moment, Huaiyu thought of the two geese poking bamboo shoots like whack-a-mole at home, and he nodded heavily.
Also, Boss Tang’s friend, Gao Ming, is really not an ordinary Gao Ming!
......
So, this time in Boss Tang's shop, Huaiyu not only didn't spend a penny, but also carried a basket full of dung balls.
Of course, it’s wrapped in a plastic bag. Looking through the transparent bag, it looks like some Chinese medicine balls or something.
She carried the basket on her back and prepared to go back. After thinking about it, she walked around Uncle Zaozi's store twice. She didn't see anyone, but it didn't matter. She turned to leave, but was suddenly stopped by someone: "Sister! Is the chick I bought last time still alive?"
Huaiyu turned around and laughed too: "Uncle Zaozi!"
Uncle Zaozi has become numb to this title. At this moment, he subconsciously looked down at Huaiyu's backpack and asked curiously:
"What is this? Why do you get so many medicines? Meatballs? What to treat?”
"No." Huaiyu shook his head quickly: "It's just some dry fermented fertilizer."
Uncle Zaozi laughed: "Oh, am I not one of my own? Pills are just pills, these days Who can have so much fermented fertilizer and make it so exquisite?”
“Come on, show me.”
Huaiyu explained with difficulty: “This is really true. It’s quite dirty and can’t be eaten.”
“Oh, uncle is not a stingy person. What’s wrong?” Uncle Zaozi felt that she was really a little nervous and not as cheerful as she was at first.
At this point, Huaiyu had no choice but to untie the bags in the backpack.
As soon as it was untied, the smell of closed fermented grass hit my face. Uncle Zaozi took a deep breath and said in surprise:
"There is a mellow aroma...hiss! Could this be old Tuancha?"
As he spoke, he I have already pinched one and looked left and right at the sun.
I saw that this black ball the size of a table tennis ball was mixed with traces of dark green and grass green colors.
Ketaro is very good at fermentation. The ball is even and the colors are evenly blended. It doesn't look ugly, and it even has some charm.
So...
Uncle Zaozi held one in his palm: "Is it expensive? If it's not expensive, how about giving one to uncle? I haven't had any good tea in many years."< br>
Huaiyu sighed, feeling both funny and speechless at the moment: "Uncle Zaozi, this thing is really worthless. You want me to pour you a plate - but it is really fermented fertilizer and cannot be put into your mouth... "
"Tsk," Uncle Zaozi understood: "So you really bought it as fermented fertilizer, right? I got it! Come on, come to the store! Sit down and let’s have some tea.”
As he spoke, he pinched the ball, pulled Huaiyu's backpack and went to the store.
Huaiyu struggled quickly: "No, no, I really have to rush back. There are still some things... I really can't drink this... Hey, okay, okay, if you really like it, I I'll pour you some."
"Okay!" Uncle Zaozi immediately let go: "Happy! Wait a minute, I won't let you suffer - come on, I have a big bundle of hemp rope. , If you can carry it, just carry it back."
Huaiyu was really embarrassed to take advantage this time. She was really afraid that Uncle Zaozi would drink this as tea, and she waved her hands repeatedly at this moment:
< br>“Actually, this is all fermented from garbage...”
"Okay, okay, rubbish, uncle, I just like to drink some rubbish."
"You really can't drink this!" Huai Yu was anxious.
Uncle Zaozi sighed:
"Sister, you said that I have been in the market for so many years, and I can tell if something is good or bad after just one taste."
"You were interested in that mutated jujube last time. What did I say? 23, even dogs won't eat it, right? Did you buy it back and taste it? It sure tastes like that."
"Although I don't know what the raw materials are for this thing of yours, even if it's not tea, it doesn't taste bad when brewed!"
"Don't worry, I have experience and it won't be bad."
Huaiyu's mind was completely blank.
She couldn't reveal Kataro's matter, but she couldn't explain it. At this moment, she quickly said to Uncle Zaozi:
"Uncle Zaozi, if you want to drink tea, I have it! I have it!" I’ll give you a pack of bamboo heart tea tomorrow. It’s sweet and refreshing after being soaked in water after drying. It also has a bamboo fragrance, which smells particularly good.”
"Oh, I don't like those light flavors. I just like Tuancha, Dianhong, Pu'er and so on."
"Come on!"
He has already taken it off the shelf He took out a basin and said in a hopeful tone:
"Xiaoyu, how many pills are you going to give me?"
Huaiyu:...
She grabbed her backpack and tentatively poured two pills onto the plate.
Looking up at Uncle Zaozi again, he saw that he looked melancholy.
So I poured three more carefully.
When he looked up again, Uncle Zaozi had already sighed.
Huaiyu simply broke the jar and poured him a pot!
"Uncle Zaozi, I'm not lying to you. You really can't drink this. This is fermented fertilizer used for farming. If you don't believe me, try it."
"Okay!" Uncle Zaozi promised, patting his chest:
< br>"Don't worry, I won't drink! I'll use it to farm tonight!"
As he said this, he hurriedly took down another bundle of hemp rope from the wall of the store. , and stuffed it directly into her backpack.
"Take it, hold it! I will judge whether the food is good or not. If there is a problem with the food, it is not your business. Come on, hold the rope, this is my uncle's wish."
As he spoke, he pushed her out of the store, obviously not wanting to listen to Huai Yu's long-winded arguments anymore.
Huaiyu stood outside the store with a backpack on his back. He really didn’t know what to say at this moment.
After thinking about it, she turned back to China Gold: "Boss Tang, can you tell others about Ketaro?"
"No, no, no!"
< br>Boss Tang refused repeatedly: "To be smart, you have to earn performance during the labor period. If you know that Katsaro can clean up garbage, the value of this thing will be higher."
"And his channel is not very formal..."
"What's wrong?" Boss Tang looked at her.
Huaiyu became entangled: "There is an uncle I know who insists on saying this is a group tea, and insists on leaving some to prepare tea to drink. I can't persuade him, for fear that something will happen to him..."
“Hiss——”
Boss Tang was so shocked that his body seemed to be inflated. His eyes widened at this moment: “Which uncle? Are you really drinking?”
Huaiyu's expression was complicated: "Well, it's really good. When I left, I saw that he was ready to boil water."
Boss Tang:...
He is not sure now: "This The stuff is supposed to be non-toxic, but besides being in the market, I don’t know where else Ketaro got the grass leaves and so on... After all, I can’t follow him when he pushes the dung ball, right?”
He again? He asked for the address in surprise, and at this moment promised Huaiyu: "Don't worry, I will go to the door of the store to observe it later! If there is anything wrong with someone, I will send it to him as soon as possible Hospital.”
Huaiyu breathed a sigh of relief, and then said embarrassedly:
"Sorry to trouble you..."
But Boss Tang was already eager to try, and his face was full of amazement: "To be honest, I also want to know how he feels about drinking this thing - Xiaoyu, which store is it? I want to go and see it now! "
Come on, come on! It’s the end of the month! 【2-in-1】
(End of this chapter)