Chapter 323 322. The gold under your knees
Give it back? !
Huaiyu absolutely cannot agree to this!
“Wouldn’t I be beaten in vain if I took it back?!” She clutched the sack tightly and refused to cooperate: “And it’s a chestnut tree, and the chestnuts have been smashed out, so why take it back? Want to get up and raise squirrels? "
With such a thick tree trunk, the squirrels would have occupied the space in vain if they didn't build a castle.
Zhou Qian sighed: "The way to recycle it is to pile it up next to it. It will keep warm in winter and can be slowly fertilized, so that it can grow up again."
Huaiyu:...
"You bring it Can't you replace those slow-release fertilizers? If that doesn't work, you can just sprinkle some soybeans on it! Isn't that more efficient and effective than the chestnut compost?"
Zhou Qian shook his head: "They all said that. "It's the best chestnut in the world. It only loves its own chestnut."
When you encounter such a narcissistic and stingy thing, trying to get some chestnuts from it is like a heron. Split the meat! Huaiyu put down the bag in his hand, rolled up his sleeves, and stepped forward with an aggressive tone:
"Look at me!"
Zhou Qian is ready! And subconsciously picked up the sack, deciding that if there was anything wrong at all, drag it and run away - if it can't run, throw it away!
The next moment, I saw Huaiyu approaching the chestnut tree boldly, and then without hesitation, he opened his hands and pressed directly against it: "Please!"
There was silence all around.
It is very much like Zhou Qian’s dead heart.
Only the chestnut tree remained motionless. It didn't say it wanted chestnuts, but it didn't say it didn't want them either. It could only be vaguely felt that its complicated emotions were constantly stirring. Huaiyu bent her familiar knees——
“Xiaoyu!”
Zhou Qian quickly stopped her: “We have gold under our knees, so we should kneel down and beg it not for such a thing. It’s worth it!”
Huaiyu was at a loss: “Why isn’t it worth it? That sack can contain 300 kilograms of chestnuts! The chestnuts that were so shiny and plump before the disaster were free from insects and diseases. At least it costs 8 yuan a pound."
She even thought about it and said, "Three, eight, two thousand, four, if you knock one, you can give me 2,400, and I won't even get a concussion. Find it for reimbursement!”
When she said this, she looked at Zhou Qian and said sincerely: "Brother Zhou Qian, you are right, we have gold right under our knees! How many grams!"
Zhou Qian:...
Suddenly I felt that the dignity I had maintained inexplicably was worthless...
Bah, bah, bah!
No! How could he be led astray!
"In short! You can't kneel down easily! Others will look down on you! In the future, if you fight with others, will you kneel down if you can't beat them?"
Huaiyu curled his lips: "Who wants to kneel down for others? Huh? That man is going to beat me, and he won’t let me go even if I kneel down!”
But the chestnut tree is not a human being.
She sighed and looked at Zhou Qian's strange expression: "Okay, okay! Sister Shen Xing said that men all have this kind of virtue and always have some inexplicable dignity... Then I won't kneel down!"
After she finished speaking, she clung to the chestnut tree again, and traces of supernatural power traveled from her palms to the trunk, as she asked softly: "Now, can we take the chestnut with us? ”
This power doesn't give much, at most it's like giving birth to the eggplant tree in the vegetable garden.
Facing such a big chestnut tree, Huaiyu thought it would be like a mud cow drowning in the sea, but unexpectedly the whole chestnut tree began to shake!
From the trunk to the branches, to the leaves and the head full of chestnut bags, everything seemed to be vibrating, and they all fell down with a crackle at this moment.
The difference is that this time it was not hit with force, but fell naturally.
Zhou Qian's helmet had cracked and he had taken it off a long time ago. Now he was bending down to pick up chestnuts. He felt that there was roaring wind in all directions and there was no way to avoid it!
He dodged a huge chestnut bag sideways, and then took the time to buckle his helmet on. However, another shiny chestnut fell and hit the back of his hand black and blue -
"Xiaoyu!" Zhou Qian dodged left and right in embarrassment, and at the same time said loudly: "I'm not following you. "Say, don't give me the power casually? Have you forgotten Bing Deng Yu Lu?" Huai Yu also got angry and put his hands on his hips: "That's not possible, that's not allowed either!"
Zhou Qian couldn't help but choked!
At this moment, he really wanted to go back to 3 minutes ago and slap himself hard! If I had known that I was going to receive these two beatings, I might as well have given Xiaoyu one of his knocks!
He can knock!
……
Ten minutes later.
Zhou Qian sat under the chestnut tree with pain all over his body, motionless.
The chestnuts came quickly and urgently, and he could not avoid them. The cracks in his helmet had widened again, and his body was repeatedly hit by chestnuts and chestnut bags that fell naturally.
Separated by thick clothes, the damage caused by these chestnuts with only natural falling force is not great, but they can't be sustained many times!
Now, the skin and flesh of his body, made of copper and iron, were aching.
If I had known this, why bother!
And Huaiyu happily opened the sack on the ground, then held the basin against the ground and pulled it with his feet. In a moment, there was a big basin! There are scattered chestnut bags, and there are more good brown and red shiny chestnuts. In short, this time, one sack will definitely not fit!
“Alas!” She rubbed her waist in a pretentious manner: “There are so many, I might not be able to finish them all if I have to pack them all day long. Our car won’t even be able to fit them in!”
Zhou Qian remained silent.
Huaiyu didn't care, and quickly filled a large pot with pleasure. Then he heard Zhou Qian's curiosity:
"Do you have any extraordinary noble blood? So many If you don’t use superpowers, you can change them by just kowtowing?”
Although the princes and generals have a certain talent, maybe there is still such a class in the plant world?
Huaiyu was puzzled: "Brother Zhou Qian, I find that there are a lot of things in your mind! One moment you are worried that I will kneel down with the bad guys, and the next moment you feel that I will be looked down upon if I kowtow to the chestnut tree..."
She said loudly: "There are only two of us here. Who will look down on me if you don't tell me!"
"Also! I kowtow because I am cute! I am young! These mutated plants are so big. It’s such a big tree. I’m not as tall as one of their branches. It’s so small. Wouldn’t it be cute to kowtow to it?” Biscuit, don’t you think it’s cute?”
Zhou Qian: ... To be honest, if he had a rag doll and it kowtowed to him, he would chop it down immediately. A mess.
What a horror cult!
However, he also understood Huai Yu's metaphor - if he met a stray cat on the road, it would rub, lick, and rummage for a mouthful of cat food...
Who could resist not giving it to him? ?
As long as it is a neutral plant or mutated creature, it should not be able to resist it!
When Zhou Qian thought of this, he only felt more pain in his body——
The first surrender of Chestnut Tree was led by General Lin. He did not participate, but regardless of the garrison or defense The military has a thick booklet explaining their various taboos and coping methods.
Over the years, they have only been beaten, and not a single empty chestnut shell has been taken away!
Now is better!
If I had known this, why not give one to each person and carry 100 kilograms of chestnuts away!
Update 1, there is gold under your knees... Xiaoyu really does have it!