Chapter 368 Take a Bath Together
Lin Wanqing patted Xu, this guy was mumbling, and he didn’t know what he was mumbling.
Knowing that he is not good at drinking, he still insists on acting like a hero. Now that he is fine, he drinks directly.
"Wake up!"
"Hmm..." Xu Nuo hummed and reached out to grab her arm.
Lin Wanqing had a headache and reached out to take off his clothes.
"Senior, what are you doing?..."
Lin Wanqing ignored him, struggled to take off his clothes, and then took off his pants.
Xu Nuo reached out and covered the belt, "What are you doing..."
"Shut up!"
Lin Wanqing slapped him, stripped him down to his underwear, and then went to the bathroom to drain the water.
When he came out, Xu Nuo was already fast asleep.
Lin Wanqing listened to the sound of water in the bathroom and looked at Xu Nuo's tired face. She felt distressed in her heart and reached out to touch his face.
When the water was almost gone, Lin Wanqing patted Xu Nuo to wake him up, and then helped him to the bathroom.
This guy is so sleepy that she can't carry him up.
"Take it off yourself!"
Lin Wanqing blushed a little and ordered.
Xu Nuo leaned on her shoulder and remained motionless.
Lin Wanqing was helpless, her eyes narrowed to a slit, she helped him take off his pants little by little, and threw them aside in disgust.
“Pee…”
This guy!
Lin Wanqing couldn't bear it any longer and pushed him to the toilet. Seeing that he was about to drain the water, she ordered loudly: "Sit down!"
Xu Nuo mumbled and sat down.
Then there was a sound of rushing water.
Lin Wanqing turned around, her pretty face flushed.
They are really enemies, and I was bullied by him all over today.
The sound of water kept coming.
Lin Wanqing's face became increasingly red.
“Are you ready?”
Xu Nuo did not respond.
Turning his head, the guy fell asleep again.
Lin Wanqing picked him up angrily, and his lower body was shaking.
Lin Wanqing: "..."
It's broken, it's not clean.
Enduring her shyness, Lin Wanqing struggled to help him into the bathtub.
"Wash it yourself!"
Promise: "Snoring..."
"There's really nothing I can do about you!"
Lin Wanqing picked up the nozzle and put it on his head Spray it on and squeeze in some shampoo.
"You guys, you just don't drink if you can't, and you have to show off your strength. Now you're better. You're so drunk, you're smelly, you can't even take a shower, and you still want me to take care of you." Lin Wanqing While thinking about it, I washed his hair.
"Next time you dare to drink, you can go to bed."
"If you let me take care of you again, I will beat you up..."
Lin Wanqing muttered , washed his hair, picked up the shower gel, squeezed it on him, and washed it randomly.
She really had no experience in taking care of men, so she could only try her best to wash away the smell of alcohol from him.
After almost washing, Xu Nuo leaned on the bathtub and fell asleep.
Lin Wanqing didn't move him, took off her clothes and started taking a shower.
This guy keeps clamoring to take a mandarin duck bath every day. This can be regarded as a mandarin duck bath.
Lin Wanqing snickered, put her foot into the bathtub and stepped on his stomach.
“It’s you who didn’t seize the opportunity!”
“Don’t blame me for not satisfying you.”
Lin Wanqing finished her bath while humming a song, without changing her clothes, she helped Xu Nuo out first.
This guy was touching his trotters everywhere, and Lin Wanqing was so angry that she slapped him several times.
After drying him and throwing him on the bed, Lin Wanqing changed into her nightgown and went to bed.
"Good night."
"Wife..." Xu Nuo hummed twice.
It's fun to be drunk, and besides being a bit heavy, he's quite honest.
Lin Wanqing kissed him happily, turned off the light and went to sleep.
Midnight.
Xu Nuo was awakened by urine.
Yuyou opened her eyes and found a white and tender arm draped over her body.
Drinking...fragment...
It's broken, and you've made the same mistakes that all men make, let's not just dance like a fairy, right? Xu Nuo was shocked.
Not daring to act rashly, he turned his head carefully and discovered that it was Lin Wanqing.
Xu Nuo breathed a sigh of relief, and his integrity was preserved.
Gently opened Lin Wanqing's arm, and under the moonlight, he stood up carefully.
Hiss, it was cool. I raised my arm and smelled it. There was no unpleasant smell of alcohol, but instead the scent of shower gel.
Xu Nuo felt warm. It seemed that Lin Wanqing helped him take a bath.
Wait, help him take a bath?
He regretfully thought about banging his head against the wall and taking a bath together!
Drinking is harmful!
With a distressed look on his face, he went to the bathroom to drain the water.
There was a sound of rushing water. I drank too much wine and peeed too much.
When she came back, Lin Wanqing was awakened by the sound of water, humming like a cute little animal.
Xu Nuo touched her head, held her in his arms, and sighed contentedly.
What more can a husband ask for when he has such a wife? ……
In the morning, the heat of the Mid-Autumn Festival party ferments for the second time.
The awakened netizens browsed the Internet to see what the reputation of CCTV’s party was like.
“The CCTV party can only be said to be quite satisfactory, even slightly worse than previous years.”
“Hey, we invited a bunch of popular celebrities, but what’s the result? We were beaten by Shanghai TV!”
Hey! Netizens got excited and were beaten by Shanghai TV? See what's going on.
Click in and take a look, it is a video of the changes in the ratings curve.
Netizens were immediately interested. It is quite rare for the four major TV stations to be compared with CCTV.
The top of the video at the beginning shows the entangled ratings of the four satellite TVs. Mango TV ranks first, followed closely by Magic City TV, and the remaining two satellite TVs are neck and neck. CCTV has not started yet, so there is no CCTV line.
As time went by, Magic City TV suddenly emerged as a new force, and its ratings charted an upward trajectory.
This node is marked in the video as "Watch the Moon Climb Up".
Netizens were all happy. The person who made the video was very attentive. Not only did they show changes in the ratings, but they also indicated what program it was.
Everyone likes this kind of thoughtful video. In fact, there are many similar videos on the Internet about changes in data trends. The most typical one is the comparison of my country's GDP with other countries.
For example, a certain unit released a GDP video from 1968 to 2016, with millions of views and tens of thousands of comments.
After watching the video, netizens started searching for "Watch the Moon Climb Up". After listening to it, they found that it was really good, and they immediately started a single cycle.
Back in the video, the ratings continue to change.
Modu TV’s ratings dropped, and Mango Channel returned to first place.
This is in line with everyone’s impression of Mango Taiwan, which has always been the number one restaurant.
"Looking at the news, Magic City TV just exploded for a while, and then it fell back again."
Netizens thought this way, and then the ratings curve suddenly changed again.
The ratings of Modu Satellite TV increased, reaching the second position, with a very small gap between it and Mango Channel.
This time the mark reminds: ""The Big Sky" - Zhang Ying, ps: It has exceeded the peak of Shanghai TV last year."
"The Big Sky", netizens are watching The title of the song, I turned around and searched for this song again.
“It sounds great!”
“Zhang Ying is awesome!”
"You have to be an old artist, and your singing is beautiful."
"The Bigness of the Sky" has received unanimous praise.
The sudden increase in ratings is not without reason. If the program is good, more people will watch it, and netizens agree.
The video continues, and the competition between the four major TV stations has become fierce.
Mango Channel and Shanghai TV are inextricably competing for the top spot.
The last two are also competing for third place.
Suddenly, Magic City TV’s ratings improved again, surpassing Mango Channel!
This time, it is "In a Foreign Country" sung by Tao Cheng.
Netizens searched for this song again.
It’s still the same two-word evaluation: “It sounds great!”
At this time, someone finally noticed the problem. All three songs were written by the same person.
A name that everyone is familiar with - Promise.
People who have never seen the party were shocked. Is it such a big deal? Three songs were produced at once.
The video progressed very quickly, and the time came to eight o'clock.
The coordinate axes in the screen suddenly became larger, and the fluctuations of the four satellite TV curves became much smaller due to the addition of CCTV, and the four lines were almost squeezed together.
Netizens were not surprised, and some even complained about why the blogger came to CCTV when he had nothing to do.
CCTV is originally a dimensionality reduction attack. As soon as it came in, it beat other satellite TVs, causing the four satellite TVs to lie pitifully at the bottom of the ratings curve.
Everyone thinks this video is boring. The next step is to watch CCTV beat the four major TV stations.
What’s so good about this? It’s better to just watch the four TV stations fighting.
“I suggest kicking out CCTV. Isn’t this bullying?”
"You are humiliating yourself, there is nothing like it."
However, the next moment, the situation suddenly changed, and netizens suspected that they were dazzled.
Because in the video, Magic City TV suddenly skyrocketed and made an upward curve.
Although the ratings of other satellite TV stations have increased, they are still pitifully pinned to the ground by CCTV. When CCTV's ratings fluctuate steadily, Magic City TV soars into the sky like a cheat.
“Holy shit!”
"That's right!"
"Awesome!"
"Is this going against the will of heaven?"
Modu Satellite TV opened up with several other major The gap between satellite TV and CCTV.
This is a terrible improvement. Here is a reminder in bright red font: ""May People Live Longer" - Lin Wanqing."
Netizens immediately calmed down a lot. The name Lin Wanqing is now a ratings guarantee. She is almost becoming a national goddess. Wherever she appears, the ratings will definitely not be bad.
Many people searched for this song. After listening to it, everyone called it awesome.
“It’s so cool, Su Shi even moved out, what a joke.”
“Don’t leave the promise, it’s boring.”
“Mango TV: No more playing.”
Next, CCTV is still far ahead, while Modu TV firmly occupies the first place among the four major TV stations. It is several levels behind CCTV and one level higher than Mango TV.
CCTV and the four major TV stations are divided into three levels.
Modu Satellite TV’s ratings increased again, this time the “Moon of the Fifteenth” was tagged – Dong Jun.
When netizens heard this, they immediately felt the urge to pick up guns to defend their homes and country.
Military songs have always been loved by the people.
In the video, the ratings of Modu Satellite TV are still rising slowly, which is a very scary thing.
Even for CCTV, there have been several big fluctuations in ratings, but Magic City TV has always been twisting and turning upward, which also means that there is almost no loss of viewers, but on the contrary, it is increasing.
The ratings curve continues to move forward, and the curve representing Shanghai TV shows an upward straight line.
This is terrible. When the ratings of Magic City TV are so high, they can still go up. The mark prompts: ""Nostalgia" - Chen Jianshen."
( End of chapter)