Chapter 420: It’s good to be second in the world
There are many martial arts songs. The solo songs include classics such as "Swords Are Like Dreams" and "Jianghu Laughter", as well as legendary songs such as "A Laugh in the Sea". , and even said that he has practiced the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, but has not yet learned how to sing "The Hard to Recite Sutra".
The chorus songs include masterpieces such as "All Lovers in the World", and "Iron-Blooded Heart", a song known as the ceiling of duets.
These songs are very good, but not enough to complete the song.
After all, most of these martial arts-style songs are from the perspective of heroes.
It also sings the story of heroes fighting with swords and grudges. The power is in their hands and the beauty is by their side. Thinking about it makes people fascinated.
As for ordinary people in the world?
No one will take on the perspective of ordinary people. Real life is ordinary enough, and listening to music is ordinary. How boring would such a life be.
Some viewers started to question it.
“What’s so good about little people?”
"Aren't the little people all cannon fodder? A hundred little people can die in a war."
"Don't engage in bitterness and hatred."
I often liked it in previous stories. It was a bitter start with deep hatred, but now everyone is tired of seeing this trick.
The audience is here to have fun, not to watch a revenge drama.
"Epidemic" has become a very popular genre.
The music sounded, "唔唔唔唔唔唔~"
The prelude music is very cheerful, and it is completely different from "Jianghu Laughter".
The audience can relax, this prelude is definitely not some bitter and grudge-heavy music.
The music has a strong rhythm, which reminds many people of Little Apple and gives them the urge to dance along.
On the stage, Xu Nuo jumped happily:
"I hold the meteor golden cudgel in my hand and shout loud slogans,
Who in the front will sign up, if you have the ability, don't run away!"
Sing and dance, forget it, promise to return He pointed at the hero and sang with the golden cudgel he took back from Zhao Lei with great difficulty.
The lyrics here were originally "I hold a meteor crescent knife in my hand", but were changed by Xu to "I hold a golden hoop in my hand", which is more appropriate for the occasion.
With domineering movements and arrogant posture, he is a perfect martial arts master.
Zhao Lei said in anger: "My hero, he provoked you! I would never be able to bear it if it were me."
The hero shook his head: "I can't bear it either."
"Then go ahead. !”
“He has a golden hoop in his hand.”
The audience laughed.
"The Great Sage is here to perform."
"This show is really not in vain."
"No matter what hero you are, you have to be honest in front of my golden cudgel." .”
The audience laughed even louder.
As expected, informal songs are more interesting.
"Wait a minute, aren't you singing about ordinary people? Why do you still sound like a hero?"
That is, a hero dares to point his finger at others and ask people to name them, but ordinary people dare not.
The singing audience is neither very serious nor very professional, but they are looking for fun to find faults. Everyone is attentive and everyone is an expert.
“Why are you so anxious!”
“You can question the great sage’s singing skills, but you cannot doubt his ability to live a whole life.”
"Keep listening!"
On the stage, Xu Nuo picked up the microphone and sang so happily that his straight waist instantly bent down, and the domineering display he had just shown was gone. .
“I’ve been on the sword all my life,
I’ve seen heroes bend down,
How high can they fly by flying over eaves and walls,
I took a boat to practice floating on the water. ”
The audience slowly raised a question mark.
Where is the great hero just now? Now he bends down?
Still a small waist!
God Why not practice floating on the water by boat?
"The main focus is on someone who can bend and stretch, right!"
"He just can't do anything!"
"666, then I'll take a plane to practice Qing Gong."
"Laugh. Damn it, you don’t know anything about heroes!”
The audience laughed one after another, and the show was very effective.
Promise listened to everyone's laughter on the stage and had more fun.
“Ah, there are many birds in the forest,
Ah, do good deeds without letting people know about them,
Ah, right and wrong are annoying,
Ah. Ah..."
This time, I was so happy.
The audience was very happy. This song is a bit interesting. It is said to be not serious, but in fact it is just a bit funny.
Listening to this kind of song makes people feel happy unconsciously.
Many people began to hum along with the rhythm.
In the chorus, Xu Nuo wields the golden cudgel and waves it around at will, without looking like a master at all.
He plays a small character to begin with, and a small person naturally behaves as a small person should.
“The waves of rivers and lakes are surging,
Look at how carefree I am wandering around,
Who knows who is suffering the most,
It’s good to be second in the world!
The wind and rain came just in time,
who is better at martial arts than me,
laughed loudly and shook the mountains.
Jianghu is dangerous, run quickly. "This song has a fast tempo and the lyrics are not all in vernacular, but the magic is that the audience found that they could sing along without using their brains at all.
It's obviously a new song, but I can hum along to it inexplicably.
In this song, the audience did not see the flash of swords or the joy and hatred. What they saw was the life of a small character.
This little character comes alive through the performance of the Great Sage, as if he were standing in front of them.
He will shout loudly and hold the golden cudgel as a token, imitating the heroes and shouting: "Who is coming! My subordinates will not kill unknown people!"
If the other party If you are scared and run away after being suppressed, then you can also say a few words like "subdue the enemy's army without fighting".
If you encounter a tough opponent, bow your head and apologize decisively.
Flying over eaves and walls, floating on the water with Qinggong, these are all things in dreams.
Being able to climb over a three-meter-high wall is considered a master of qinggong. As for floating on the water, riding on a boat is also considered floating on the water.
This little man likes the world, occasionally does good deeds, and occasionally draws his sword to help when there is an injustice on the road.
You will also encounter all kinds of troubles, and in the end you will just live a happy and happy life.
This is Jianghu, but it’s a bit unlike Jianghu.
Everyone has a river and lake in their heart, maybe it is the cruelty of swords, swords, intrigues and endless intrigues.
Perhaps it was a matter of overt and covert fighting, exhaustion of all mechanisms, and nothing left in the end.
Perhaps the blade of the knife is licking blood, and the situation is precarious. Every second I open my eyes, I am on the run.
All in all, Jianghu is magnificent, and everyone here has a wonderful life.
For a long time, whether it is literary works or film and television works, "Jianghu" has been portrayed in this way, including everyone's favorite martial arts songs.
At this time, a martial arts song that sings about "ordinary people" is like a clear stream telling everyone that the world can also be different.
Firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, this is the world of ordinary people.
The audience, who were laughing happily at the scene, suddenly didn’t want to laugh so much.
The music was still cheerful, and they thought about whether their lives were like the little characters in this song, not ups and downs enough, but still exciting.
When the chorus ended, Xu Nuo sang a rap.
"I was riding a little donkey, carrying a golden cudgel behind me.
Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. I only practiced the first move.
I was able to beat him. Fight, if you can’t beat me, I’ll run away...”
Little people have their own rules of survival. The heroes know they can’t beat them, but they still have to slap them in the face to make themselves fat, and they have to bite the bullet.
If you don't get judged by others, you will only see your face when you walk around the world. It's okay if your face is swollen. This is called having backbone. If it falls to the ground, it will be difficult to pick it up again.
It's different for little people. If you can't beat them, just run away. It doesn't matter what nonsense they are trying to save face.
The audience smiled knowingly, this world seemed a bit interesting.
The rhythm is cheerful, the lyrics are funny, and it makes people feel happy.
“We are relatively young and we just signed up yesterday,
Heroes from all walks of life, don't fool around with me if you have nothing to do,
If you give up, I will go home and sleep
My mother said winning or losing is not important, happiness is important. ”
Since you have to straighten up your work, you can’t just be funny, but also live up to your standards.
When singing this section, Xu Nuo deliberately pointed the golden cudgel at the dragon crossing the river, and then put other People also pointed it out one by one.
There are so many contestants in "The King of Masked Singer", who can't stand it the most?
He must be the Dragon Crossing the River. Ever since he got the King of Songs, he has been doing all kinds of tricks.
The audience laughed: "What a loss to the great sage, this is mocking the dragon crossing the river."
"Look at his magnanimity, winning or losing is not important, happiness is the most important."< br>
“Indeed, every time the Great Sage accepts a challenge, he will compete with each other at first, but then he will let go and do all kinds of tricks.”
"Hey, don't talk nonsense. Didn't you see that the Great Sage pointed everyone out!"
"That's right, that's right, don't over-interpret it." The audience looked serious on the surface, but they were actually laughing.
Only a fool would believe that the Great Sage is such a piss-poor that he didn’t mean to mock the Dragon Crossing the River.
Zhao Lei glanced hard at the dragon crossing the river, but unfortunately he was wearing a mask and couldn't see his expression, otherwise it would have been very interesting.
The fans of Guojiang Dragon were so angry, but they couldn't do anything about it, so they could only sulk.
The song reaches its climax again.
"I am holding a golden cudgel in my hand and shouting loud slogans
Who in the front has announced his name? If you are capable, don't run away..."
Audiences They all sang along.
The scene was filled with a happy atmosphere.
"The wind and rain came just in time,
Who has better martial arts than me,
The mountains shook with laughter,
The rivers and lakes are dangerous, run quickly,
Jianghu is in danger, run quickly.”
The last three words, "Run quickly," are sung in a whisper, which adds a sense of reality.
The song ended, and the audience continued to laugh.
Actually, this song would be more interesting if paired with a movie, but even with this song alone, it is still very appropriate for this occasion.
Although the performance can bring temporary joy to everyone, but if you want to win the competition, the quality of the song must be good enough.
It was a purely funny song that the audience threw into the trash can after enjoying it.
However, "Laughing in the River" is obviously a classic song. This 2010 song is still active in videos such as "Unlucky Moments Under Surveillance".
The cheerful background music, coupled with the extremely unlucky guys, makes the show full of effect.
Many people may not know what the song is and have never listened to it on purpose, but as long as the music plays, everyone can hum along.
“There is something in this song!”
“It’s time to play and have fun, don’t make fun of the Great Sage.”
"The great sage is indeed very good at writing songs."
"There is always a sense of déjà vu as a promise."
"There is indeed a similarity in talent, but the promise is not so funny."
In the comment section, Zhao Lei started to organize his activities.
(End of this chapter)