Chapter 520 The most popular sketch "Not Short of Money"


Chapter 520: The best sketch "Not Short of Money"

When people fail, they always like to find some excuses.

For example, teammates are too rubbish and resources are not enough.

There are many reasons. Everyone has problems, only you have no problems.

That's how Sun Mingcheng is, he doesn't think there's anything wrong with him at all.

With the towering tree of CCTV at his back, the resources of the entire entertainment industry in his hands, and being surpassed by local TV stations twice in a row, his first reaction was that these stars were not good enough.

If it weren’t for their incompetence, how could they be surpassed by that kid!

These stars are about to be blacklisted by him. If that doesn’t work, let’s replace them.

Little did he know that he was also blacklisted by some celebrities, such as Yang Guang, Dong Jun and others who were invited by him, as well as veterans in the cross talk sketch circle.

Sun Mingcheng gritted his teeth, but didn't pay too much attention.

CCTV is not that easy to surpass. If Nuo Yan and Lin Wanqing hadn't played at the same time, it would be a fool's dream to surpass CCTV.

Everyone has a king bomb. Whoever plays the card first will lose. Only the king bomb in your hand is called a king bomb.

Glory is only temporary, it depends on how long you can be proud of it.

Open high and go low, it will be up to you how you end up.

Attracting the audience is no problem, but whether they can retain it or not is the key

Not only Sun Mingcheng thinks so, but other satellite TV stations also think the same.

Modu Satellite TV only has a small background, and there are not many celebrities who can handle the ratings. If the front is used up, what will happen later?

Nuoyan and Lin Wanqing can go on the show a few more times and boost the ratings a few times, but they can’t be on it all the time.

High peak ratings are not considered high, only high average ratings are considered successful. Peak ratings are useful when bragging, but true ability depends on the average.

Sun Mingcheng decided to wait and see what happens.

While watching this, his mind was a little out of control.

Tieling Satellite TV was also involved in the incident. The leader of Tieling Satellite TV jumped eight feet high.

“Damn it! What the hell! This is coming for me!”

The other station leaders laughed loudly. It was so dangerous that they didn’t notice them, and they were just like this. All the good-for-nothings have been ruined by Magic City TV.

Why is everyone reacting so strongly?

Because of the skit reported in the program information.

It's called "Not Short of Money".

The name doesn't matter, Modu did dare to say that it was not short of money, but the director made a promise, which is a bit outrageous.

Emotions He is not only the party director, but also the program director.

But what shocked everyone the most was actually the actors’ clothes.

The large flowered jacket in red and green colors has a strong smell of Northeastern dumplings.

This is also the reason why Tieling TV jumped up.

But Tieling Satellite TV was just shocked and didn't pay too much attention.

Language programs have always been their strong point, and other stations cannot do it, not even CCTV.

Tieling TV is always the best in skits every year, and CCTV programs are also theirs.

Their natural sense of humor makes it almost impossible for them to meet their opponents in sketches.

It is almost impossible for Magic City TV to win unless they invite old artists to come out.

The actors on stage are indeed from Tieling, but their reputation is only second or third tier. Obviously, it is impossible to surpass them.

It’s just that they all thought wrong.

The person who promised to invite was not based on reputation, but on strength. This old man, Zhao Tieling, had nothing to say about his strength. He just had a bad temper and offended many people. If it weren’t for being ostracized, his reputation would still be there. Kick it up a few notches.

And the person who matched him, Xu Nuo, made even greater efforts.

"Not Short of Money" requires everyone to excel, and no one falls short.

On Earth, Xiao Shenyang became an instant hit with "Not Short of Money", and there is a saying that no one can be more popular than Xiao Shenyang in 2009.

Almost overnight, Xiaoshenyang became popular all over the country, and everyone knew about it.

Even the master Zhao Benshan bluntly said that he could not suppress Xiao Shenyang in the performance.

In the year after becoming popular, Xiao Shenyang made nine films, and even Zhang Yimou collaborated with him.

It can be called the most classic case of overnight fame in the entertainment industry.

"Not Short of Money" has begun.

The old man has a unique look, wearing a broken hat, a long string of garlic hanging on his body, a bunch of green onions in the creaking nest, and carrying two pheasants in his hand with a red and green one. The little girl came on stage.

Seeing this look, the audience first laughed in awe.

"Hahaha, who is this? This look is so unique."

"It seems to be Zhao Tieling."

Some viewers who particularly liked sketches recognized him.

“It’s rare that Nuoyan actually invited this man out.”

“I wonder how much success he still has.”

Firstly, Zhao Tieling has a bad temper, and secondly, he has not been very active in these years. No one knows whether he can keep up with the times.

But Zhao Tieling’s first sentence made everyone laugh out loud.

"Here we are, this is the most expensive hotel in Tieling, no, Scotland flirting!" Zhao Tieling spoke with confidence and spoke out categorically.

The audience burst into laughter.

Whose serious restaurant has this name? It’s flirtatious, it doesn’t sound very serious.

Yadan: "Grandpa, you read it wrongly. That's called Scottish sentiment."

The little girl has a very loud voice and can also be grounded.

Zhao Tieling suddenly realized: "Ah, the mood, let's just eat it here."

"Isn't this expensive?"

Zhao Tieling: "Expensive, let's I brought money, more than 30,000 yuan.”

At this time, Zhao Tieling's expression changed and he looked around, "Where's that bag?"

"I didn't take the bag." Zhao Tieling was unhappy: "That bag with money is a yellow bag!"
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Yadan suddenly remembered and hesitated: "It's over, let me get on the bed."

Zhao Tieling raised his neck and said, "You said you kid, Is there anything else I can do? You said I would do something for you. Do you still have money in your pocket?”

The two of them started to dig into their pockets, and found that the total amount was only over four hundred yuan, so let's make do with it.

When the sketch reaches this point, it is quite satisfactory, without too many jokes, but it is not boring either.

Sun Mingcheng chuckled and stopped paying attention to Magic City TV. The glory of Magic City TV ended here.

Tieling Satellite TV, everyone on the stage breathed a sigh of relief, okay, okay, but that’s it.

Other stations have similar views.

The promise is gone. After the three blows are passed, it is up to God whether it will succeed or not.

Modu Satellite TV has fully revealed its secrets, and now is the time for them to exert their strength.

But they were all wrong.

The show continues, and the real protagonist appears.

Zhao Tieling: "Waiter!"

Under the camera, a waiter in a skirt came out and made everyone laugh when he opened his mouth.

"I'm sorry, uncle, we are a high-end hotel and we do not accept agricultural and sideline products."

This actor was found by Promise to select from thousands of people. His name is Sun Yang, and Promise asked him to call him Xiao Damage sample.

Although he doesn’t know why, Sun Yang feels that he must have his reasons, so he can just change it. He doesn’t have much fame anyway.

Zhao Tieling chuckled: "No, we are here to eat."

"Oh my god, there's food for you."

There is still a laugh this time, but it's just okay.

Some people went to watch Tieling Satellite TV, some people went to watch CCTV, and the ratings began to decline.

Neither Zhao Tieling nor Xiao Sun Yang can carry the banner of ratings now.

Zhao Tieling smiled and said: "I say, girl, this meal is very important."

Xiao Xiang's face suddenly changed: "Well, who do you call a girl? She is just a man!"

Both the grandfather and grandson were stunned, and took two steps back, looking at each other in disbelief.

The audience laughed so much that their stomachs ached.

No wonder the grandfather and grandson had such a big reaction, the audience almost thought it was a waitress.

Zhao Tieling: "Then why are you still dressed like this? Why are you wearing a skirt?"

Some people in the audience laughed. Some people knew about the Scottish style. Men in military parades all wear skirts. It is an old tradition.

Xiaoxian said while lifting up her skirt: "This is packaged according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. Isn't this cropped trousers? Look, these don't have legs. Oh my God, I was so anxious that I went astray. Oh my God, there are no crotches on the aisle?”

The laughter became even louder.

Talents, this burden comes one after another, I can’t stop laughing at all.

At this time, there were many viewers jumping back and forth between various channels, because the programs on each channel were almost language-based programs.

Tieling TV is a two-person show, CCTV is also a sketch, Toilet TV is a reality show, and Lychee TV is a sitcom.

The audience jumped around and were firmly attracted by Magic City TV.

Only by comparison can we distinguish between superior and inferior. Magic City TV laughed from beginning to end, while other programs seemed a bit bland.

Zhao Tieling still asked: "Come on, let me ask you, this, how much does it cost to have a meal in your hotel in a hurry?"

The audience was happy and everyone could understand what he meant.

"Hey, Teacher Zhao's skill is still as good as before!"

"Who is this little loser? Have you never heard of it before?"

"It's so funny."

The hot search for "Not Short of Money" has appeared, and many netizens have shared their opinions.

“Modu TV’s skit is so good!”

"Really, better than Tieling!"

"Really or not, I'll go and have a look too."

Modu Satellite TV's declining ratings have begun to rise again.

The little boy was still acting, "Why are you so anxious?"

I don't know why, but as soon as he opened his mouth, everyone wanted to laugh.

A waiter wearing a Scottish skirt smelled like a bitch when he spoke. Coupled with his lively expression and tone, it was hard not to laugh.

"So what? Is there ever a situation where you finish eating today and come to pay tomorrow?"

What Zhao Tieling did was a real one, with no trace of acting. Look at it. It looks like it's really happening.

Xiao Xiang's eyes changed: "Are you paying for nothing?"

There was a trace of disdain hidden in his expression, and then his expression changed, and he smiled like a flower.

Because Zhao Tieling gave him a hundred yuan.

“Oh my god, uncle, you are so open-minded, you are so handsome!”

From being rebellious and disdainful to smiling, it only took a hundred yuan.

The audience laughed.

This scene is familiar to them. They took a hundred yuan tip, so whoever left it would be happy.

Zhao Tieling chuckled: "You're handsome for 100 yuan. Let me tell you, it's not free. When the guests arrive later, you must give me enough face. Do you understand? When I order, you have to take my place." I'll take it easy."

The two of them were going back and forth, Zhao Tieling was shaking off his baggage, and the effect was immediately apparent if he could catch it.

Tieling TV was confused.

Nima, did you really learn this? ?

The house was stolen!

(End of this chapter)

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