Chapter 522 Special Forces + "Chinese Kung Fu"
"Good-looking!"
"Too funny!"
"I would like to call this year's sketch a god!"< br>
The applause and cheers continued, and it was not until all four people left the stage that the audience came to their senses.
"Hey, wait a minute, this program doesn't seem to say anything?"
"What do you mean it doesn't say anything."
"Hey, doesn't this skit have to be included in the end? Dumplings!”
“It’s really good to say hello, me and everyone, right?”
The skit is meant to be funny, it has to be sensational. The audience was educated, and to be honest, most people felt sick.
Only people with a problem with this kind of show would like to watch it.
When everyone thinks about it, "Not Short of Money" has no daddy flavor at all. The whole process is just about making fun of Zhao Lei.
"Holy shit, "Not Short of Money" lasted more than 20 minutes?"
"No wonder, my legs were numb from squatting. I planned to get up after watching the movie, but ended up squatting for half a minute. Hours.”
“You didn’t tell me that I really didn’t pay attention. I lost track of time when I watched the show for the first time.”
Many viewers began to visit here and there.
As soon as they entered CCTV, "Let's make... dumplings together..."
"Bah, I just make dumplings every day."
"Sure enough, you only know how to make dumplings."
"I'm confused, why can't you act if you don't make dumplings?"
In the CCTV live broadcast room, the barrages were all filled with complaints and advertisements for "Not Bad Money".
"Let's watch "Not Short of Money" carefully, that's called a sketch!"
Other stations are similar, especially Tieling TV, which has been completely surrounded.
"What's going on, little brother? You can't even compete with others in sketches?"
"Work hard, the magic city has learned your skills."
"Not Short of Money" has a lot of laughs and a lot of golden sayings, especially "Little Loss", which became an overnight hit.
At this time, the ratings of Shanghai TV and CCTV were the same.
Everyone in Sun Mingcheng was numb.
Song Ming smiled and blossomed.
The ratings exceeded CCTV. He had never been so arrogant in his dreams, but now this is a fact.
CCTV is not that scary!
Song Ming thought happily.
"Not Short of Money" held many viewers who came to join in the fun for more than 20 minutes.
Logically speaking, the sketch is over and everyone has enjoyed themselves. Is it time to go back?
Many stations are keeping an eye on the ratings, waiting to see their ratings increase.
One second, two seconds, one minute passed, and the ratings remained motionless, but Modu TV was still rising.
CCTV has achieved another lead.
After all, the base number is there. As long as CCTV is not too stretched, it will be difficult for other stations to compete.
But from Song Ming's point of view, it doesn't matter if you can't beat CCTV. If I beat the rest of you, it's over. I'll steal the audience and then fight CCTV again.
If you want to fight, you have to fight hard so that the audience won’t be able to leave.
After the skit ended, before the audience had time to leave, the next program began.
CCTV also took out its trump card at this time - Top Rank, and their ratings rose rapidly.
Modu Satellite TV hired the leading actors of "I Am a Special Forces Soldier".
As soon as they came on stage, the audience applauded.
"Siberian Wolf!"
"Big tail wolf!"
"Timber wolf!"
Everyone is too familiar with them. In December, "I Am a Special Forces" premiered and replayed, and it was a mess.
A few people were not wearing military uniforms, but were wearing smart clothes and looked very energetic.
In contrast, CCTV’s top figures are weak no matter how you look at them.
This is right again.
"Welcome Lone Wolf Group B, they will present the program "Chinese Kung Fu" next!"
The audience was very excited. Kung Fu is so attractive to everyone. That's enough.
Is this a martial arts show or something?
The song "Chinese Kung Fu" was also sung by Tu Honggang. Many people may not know the name, but they will definitely sing the lyrics.
As soon as the music started playing, six big men exuding a tough aura took up their positions.
Program information is displayed on the big screen.
The audience in the live broadcast room had already sent a barrage preview in advance.
“He must still be a hot man.”
“Let me make a prediction. I have a promise as a composer and lyricist, and a promise as a director.”
"Tch, I'm still using your prophecy, even fools know it."
Sure enough, there was still a hot man dominating the big screen.
Behind Lone Wolf Group B, a large group of backup dancers came up, but they were not dancers, they were people invited from the martial arts school.
Henan Satellite TV jumped to the ground.
Broken, it was stolen again.
Because the group of people who came up were wearing monk robes!
The answer is obvious, this guy couldn't be someone invited from the Shaolin Temple.
Southern Henan Satellite TV.
"Well, the director...the one in the lead seems to be from our Shaolin Temple."
Audience: "..."
Sure enough, he still couldn't escape the fate of being poached.
That's too much. Except for "Shanghai Beach", which is their own unique feature, the five programs can all have traces of the characteristics of different places.
At this moment, he somewhat understood the feelings of Lychee TV and Northern Shaanxi TV.
I really want to call the police.
But obviously, it’s of no use.
No, we have to check it out. What if they fail in the performance?
The show begins.
Lone Wolf Group B, shouted loudly, and then opened their throats.
"Lying like a bow,
Standing like a pine, sitting still like a bell,
Walking with a gust of wind. ”
The voices of the six people were uniform, but a little slow.
But as they sang, the six people also began to gesture.
One One move, one move at a time.
Everyone couldn't take their eyes away.
"It's bad, I'm starting to doubt my sexual orientation. I actually look at men so seriously."
"Haha, I've already started practicing."
Lie like a bow, stand like a pine, sit like a bell and walk like a gust of wind. It sounds quite exciting, just like martial arts moves.
The monks behind are also particularly eye-catching. Their movements follow the rhythm of the singing, like Same as slow motion.
Slowly but slowly, the movements are very cool. Many viewers in front of the TV have already started to make gestures.
“That’s it?”
“I’ve learned it.”
On the stage, Lone Wolf Group B continued to sing. They didn’t have a lead singer, they all sang together. , although his singing skills are not very good, but he is more powerful.
The audience doesn’t care too much about whether the singing is good or not, after all, their job is to be actors.
The song echoed across the stage.
"Southern Quan and North Leg,
Shaolin Wudang Kung Fu,
Tai Chi Bagua Lian Zhang,
China has magical kung fu."
Hearing this, South Henan Satellite TV slapped their thighs, "Look, look, look, look, this is our Shaolin Temple."
They felt heartbroken as if their home had been stolen from them, but they had to admit that Magic City Satellite TV was better than Well done to them.
Martial arts is still the same martial arts, but with this song "Chinese Kung Fu", the effect is different.
This is the credit of the promise. The station director sighed. Damn it, Magic City TV actually took the lead.
Southern Henan Satellite TV's ratings have been bleak in recent years, and it has not been able to recruit any big-name stars. Now, all the efforts it relies on to become famous have been taken away, which is simply adding insult to injury.
South Henan Satellite TV was in a gloomy mood, and many people were wondering if they could ask Xu Nuo to come over and help.
At this time, the director of Yangtze Satellite TV felt his heart beat wildly.
Holy shit!
Forget about mentioning Shaolin Temple, are you also thinking about Wudang Mountain?
The rabbit still doesn’t eat the grass beside the nest.
Don't come over here!
While everyone at Yangtze TV looked nervous, Lone Wolf Group B continued to sing.
"Tai Chi Bagua Lian Zhang,
China has magical powers."
It was over, it was taken away by them.
At this time, the music rhythm suddenly accelerated, and the singing speed suddenly increased from 0.5 times to 2 times the speed.
I saw everyone singing on the stage.
“Lying like a bow,
Standing like a pine,
Sitting like a bell without moving or shaking,
Walking with a gust of wind. "
The lyrics are still the same, but with the change of rhythm and the speed of everyone's movements, the atmosphere suddenly becomes tense.
As soon as the moves are connected, the whole person seems to be much more energetic. Hehehaha looks particularly exciting.
Siberian Wolf Xiaozhuang was the first to speak: "Sweep a big area with the stick!" "
Shanlang Old Pao then said: "Pick a line with the gun! ”
Timber wolf Xiao Geng was not to be outdone: "The body is as light as a swallow in the clouds."
"The heroic spirit reaches the sky."
"External training of muscles, bones and skin."
"Internal training. "Tone."
Then the six people sang together: "Strength and softness are combined to not bow down,
We have heaven and earth in our hearts. ”
A group of tough guys sang Chinese Kung Fu, which made many people unable to help but get up and practice their skills.
After sitting for a long time, I just stood up to stretch my muscles, do horse steps, and sweep. The kick is so exciting
The audience couldn't stand up to practice, but their hands were not idle, and they began to make gestures with left punches and palms.
The scene was so excited that everyone had not seen such a wonderful party in a long time
When was the last time? Ten years ago or twenty years ago?
This is only the fifth program, and it already makes the audience feel that their trip is worthwhile.
Many viewers who planned to come and take a quick look couldn't help but stay at Magic City TV.
It’s so beautiful.
In section B of the song, only a small part of the lyrics are repeated, and the words are changed in the climax.
Why change words? There are so many Chinese Kung Fu that I can’t finish them all, so I’m just going to focus on the key points.
Lone Wolf Group B began to divide work again.
"The Qingfeng Sword is in hand,
just look at the two swords and go away,
as soon as the expert takes action,
He knows if there is,
the hands are two doors,
the foot is a root,
the four directions of water and soil nourish it,
our Chinese martial arts soul . ”
The last sentence was no longer sung by him, but directly shouted.
If other singers shouted this, they would definitely be criticized for not singing well, but this is Lone Wolf Group B. They know nothing about singing, so everything makes sense.
In the last part, the song slowed down again.
“There is a dragon in the east,
Children are like heroes,
The sky is high and the wind is far away,
China has magical power. "
One move after another, like slow motion.
In the end, everyone sang in unison, "China has magical powers! ”
The song is over.
The audience was enthusiastic and the atmosphere was lively.
"Okay!"
"What a Chinese magic power!"
"The Siberian wolf is awesome!"
The Lone Wolf B group has finished singing, Instead of bowing like other singers, they gave a fist-cup salute to the audience. They clasped their fists in salute to the audience of three years.
A unique salute often makes the audience more willing to respond, and many audience members also clasped their fists in return.
"Chinese Kung Fu" has become popular. This song is so in line with the temperament of the Chinese nation. Standing as still as a loose pin and moving like a bell, walking like the wind, this is the national action program.
Modu Satellite TV is still competing with CCTV for first place in the ratings.
(End of this chapter)