Chapter 551 "Police and Thief"
"Police and Thief", a work of the 1991 Spring Festival Gala, dedicated by Chen Peisi and his old partner Zhu Shimao.
This is a real comedy.
The core of comedy is often tragedy.
The audience laughed and laughed, but suddenly felt a little sad.
Good works allow the audience to understand for themselves, rather than rushing to tell them for fear that they don't know.
After the host announced his name, the audience was in an uproar.
Some people are not familiar with these two people, but some people immediately think of them. One of them is a famous comedy master.
The program information is also very simple, the screenwriter promises, and the actors are Chen Lezhang and Zhu Zhengqing.
"Chen Lezhang and Zhu Zhengqing, let me go. Have these golden partners been invited out?"
"I actually announced my withdrawal from the sketch world for some reasons. How did I invite Nuoyan back?"
Obviously, these two people returned to the stage because of Nuoyan.
The stage changed, and at the beginning of the show, two people squatted in the corner furtively.
“You just stare here, I’ll pry the safe!”
Chen Lezhang was lying on the ground sneakily, looking frightened.
In just a few sentences, the audience understood the cause and effect. This is the story of two thieves who were jailed and the elder brother forced the younger brother to break into the safe.
Chen Lezhang was showing off and was wearing a stolen police uniform, which looked particularly uncoordinated.
Not only that, Chen Lezhang was frightened when he saw the police uniform, his whole body was shaking, and he had a stress reaction even after being in jail.
Looking at his funny appearance, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
Every move, every expression, every look made everyone burst into laughter.
The trembling Chen Lezhang touched his pockets on both sides and took out a box of chewing gum.
Unfortunately, smoking is not allowed in Blue Star’s Spring Festival Gala, even for adults.
The two masters had their heads scratched, and they looked at Yu Tianlei to apply. In the end, Yu Tianlei was also scolded.
There is no other way, let’s change the action and just eat candy.
While he was taking out the candy, Zhu Zhengqing walked out from behind the stage.
As soon as Zhu Zhengqing came out, there was a burst of applause.
Wearing a decent police uniform, he strode up and looked like the embodiment of justice.
In fact, he doesn’t need to wear a police uniform. He looks like a representative of justice. He has thick eyebrows and big eyes. He is so upright.
Zhu Zhengqing touched his pocket and found that he didn't bring any candy. He turned around and saw Chen Lezhang standing aside, and the story between the two began.
Chen Lezhang knows that he is a thief, and the audience also knows that, only Zhu Zhengqing does not know.
As soon as Zhu Zhengqing came over, Chen Lezhang was so frightened that he froze and was at a loss for words.
I heard that Zhu Zhengqing borrowed candy. He looked around left and right and found a pair of handcuffs. His face turned pale with fright.
His movements and expressions all revealed panic. At this time, Chen Lezhang knew that he was a shameless thief.
Chen Lezhang's hands were shaking so much that his whole body was shaking.
Zhu Zhengqing is so enthusiastic. He is a people's policeman. He grabbed his hand and became concerned.
"Are you cold?"
Chen Lezhang shook his head.
“Are you sick?”
Chen Lezhang continued to shake his head.
Zhu Zhengqing stretched his head forward: "Is something wrong?"
Chen Lezhang was so frightened that he shook his head desperately.
It looks just like the real thing, it doesn’t look like it was staged at all.
“That’s awesome. I even think Chen Lezhang is a thief.”
“No, that’s what a thief looks like when he sees the police.”
“Too cool It’s true, this is the master.”
Zhu Zhengqing frowned, "Huh? You have a mission?"
Chen Lezhang shook his head subconsciously, then rolled his eyes, nodded sharply and said, "There is a mission."
The audience laughed. Laughing, there’s nothing wrong with it, there’s indeed a mission, isn’t this just showing off?
The feeling of satisfaction caused by this information gap makes everyone happy.
“Oh.” Zhu Zhengqing was puzzled, “I am the policeman here, why didn’t I know.”
"I don't dare to tell you." Chen Lezhang's voice sounded timid.
The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.
“Nonsense, the thief dared to tell the police.”
Zhu Zhengqing suddenly realized: “Aha, that’s a special mission.”
Chen Lezhang’s eyes widened. I was very relieved: "Yes, it is a very special task."
"Haha. Then I won't ask."
"Don't ask. If you ask, I have to tell you." Chen Lezhang panicked.
Everyone can see that this is an honest thief, and he is probably afraid of going to jail.
The two were chatting across servers. Zhu Zhengqing thought he was performing a special mission. Chen Lezhang knew it well. Damn, he was watching the wind. How could this be said?
The ratings at this time increased by leaps and bounds. Young and old men all put aside their work and gathered around to watch this sketch. It was so interesting.
How to describe this scene on New Year's Eve? Let's put it this way. The sound of firecrackers outside has stopped for three minutes, and everyone has come back to watch the sketch.
"Are you going?"
Zhu Zhengqing looked confused: "Huh?"
"You are going slowly."
Zhu Zhengqing smiled and shook his head Shaking his head, "Okay, okay."
Chen Lezhang was relieved and said politely: "Let's chat a little longer?"
Zhu Zhengqing, who had already walked a few steps, came back again, not polite at all, "Then let's chat a little longer."
>Chen Lezhang was so dumbfounded that he clapped his hands sadly, "Why are you talking about this!"
This is a problem that comes out of ordinary chatting.
The audience laughed so much that their stomachs ached.
"Hahaha, you're laughing so hard. Chen Lezhang is asking for his own death!"
"Look, people who talk too much will definitely suffer!"
"What a sin! You talk a lot."
"It's ridiculous, Zhu Zhengqing is with the patrol, it's okay to chat for a while."
"The two of them blew themselves up on the spot. The performance was vivid and the audience applauded in the audience.
"Which police station are you from, comrade?" Zhu Zhengqing was also a talkative, so he pulled Chen Lezhang and started chatting.
Chen Lezhang pointed to himself, "Huh? Me?"
Then he thought about it and told the truth: "Me? Me? Oh! When I first entered, I was at the police station."
The audience immediately understood that the god was in the police station. He was not in the police station when he was arrested.
"Later?"
Chen Lezhang pointed to the sky.
“Oh, the branch has been transferred.”
The key to true cross-server chat is that they can still match each other.
The barrage burst into laughter: “Everyone speaks his own thing, and everyone listens to his own thing.”
"God-like operation."
Chen Lezhang laughed and said: "That's right! I lived in the branch for a short time, and"
while still gesticulating with his hands, Zhu Zhengqing understood again, " Where are you going?”
“Court!” Chen Lezhang gasped.
“Working at the Courthouse.”
The audience in front of the TV had a God's perspective, and everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs ached.
Detention at the police station, then going to the branch, and finally sent to the court for sentencing. I have become familiar with the whole process. The key is not to tell a lie.
“Okay, okay, everything is right.”
“That’s how I talk to my dad.”
On the stage, Chen Lezhang coyly said: “No! After going there a few times, I decided again”
Zhu Zhengqing understood: "Where was he transferred again?"
Chen Lezhang gestured: "Into the fourth prison."
Zhu Zhengqing understood, "Oh! He was transferred to the Labor Reform Bureau."
Chen Lezhang swallowed, "Leave it to that."
The audience burst into applause, it was so funny.
Return it to that person, to put it mildly, just go to jail.
"Talent, up to now, I haven't revealed anything yet."
"Does this count as leniency for confessing?"
"It should count, after all. What he said is all true. It doesn’t matter how you understand Chen Lezhang.”
“Zhu Zhengqing is also funny and thinks seriously.”
Zhu Zhengqing strolled around and changed directions, and the next step was a famous scene, with high energy in the audience.
“I said, the farm work there is very hard.”
Chen Lezhang seemed to have found a soulmate: “Isn’t that right? You really have to work.”
Zhu Zhengqing was shocked: "Huh? Are you working too?"
"Who can escape!"
Zhu Zhengqing was stunned, this was beyond his understanding.
"The bonus must be very high, right?"
Chen Lezhang lowered his hands and shook his head: "Bonus? No."
Zhu Zhengqing raised his hand: "Subsidy "
Chen Lezhang's eyes widened: "Is there any subsidy? How come no one has ever given it to me? No!" He pinched the corner of his clothes and looked shocked. With anger.
This good guy has been in jail for nothing for so many years and has not received a penny.
“Hahahaha!” The audience burst into laughter.
“Absolutely! The labor camp also has a shitty subsidy.”
“You say yours and I say mine, we can still get along.”
But it’s very Some people are about to stop laughing.
"Damn it, my graduate student didn't get any subsidy."
"The same graduate student."
"Did my medical student say anything?"
"It's broken, rush." I’m here!”
Zhu Zhengqing frowned, “It’s a long holiday, right?”
Chen Lezhang smiled bitterly: "You can't give us a fake!"
"What about you?"
Chen Lezhang spread his hands and smiled bitterly: "It's for nothing!"
< br>Then he began to complain: "It's good to be able to settle down well. You said that I have worked hard here all these years just to leave that damn place one day early."
Chen Lezhang said it with enthusiasm, Zhu Zhengqing quickly stopped him: "Hey, we can't complain!"
"Yes, yes, you can't complain!"
"Then why are you coming out?"
Chen Lezhang opened his mouth and said it: "No, my eldest brother asked me to have some fun."< br>
“Oh, special mission, forgot?”
Chen Lezhang’s expression was astonishing. He suddenly realized that he had survived the disaster, covered his mouth and laughed.
This series of changes in expressions are simply fascinating.
Then someone asked for directions, and Chen Lezhang fulfilled his duties as a police officer.
Chen Lezhang imitated Zhu Zhengqing’s salute, but ended up using his left hand.
Zhu Zhengqing corrected his saluting posture and made everyone laugh.
The applause was thunderous, and Zhu Zhengqing couldn’t stop laughing.
Chen Lezhang looked frightened and trembled, fearing that his secret would be exposed.
“I didn’t expect you to be so funny.”
Chen Lezhang rolled his eyes, “How dare he tease me.”
“You guys are really good at this. "
Zhu Zhengqing stopped him: "You should say we can do it here!"
"Yes, yes, it's great to do what we do here. Look how much people respect us."
At this time, Chen Lezhang had gradually realized the happiness of being a policeman.
(End of this chapter)