Chapter 566 Memorized like this?
When Xu Nuo came out of the cinema in the afternoon, the real-time box office had exceeded 250 million.
At night, it is the golden moment of the movie. On the first day of release, "The Lost Journey" is expected to exceed 400 million on New Year's Day.
If it can exceed 400 million, then "Awkward" will be able to rank among the top 20 on the first-day box office list.
Compared to the bleak performance of "Crazy Stone", "The Lost Road" can be said to be a great success.
The speed of success is even faster than the words of criticism.
Two movies a year, one of which created the myth of dozens of times the profit rate.
What about this "People on the Road"?
How many times the rate of return can be created?
Judging from the plot of the movie, the cost of "A Man on the Road" will not exceed 20 million. If it can really reach a box office of 3.5 billion, it will be a 175 times profit rate.
Buying lottery tickets is not that exaggerated. After all, buying lottery tickets is wasted most of the time, but movie box office is real.
According to relevant data, Fanxing Studio’s account sharing ratio is 39%. If it really has a box office of 3.5 billion, it can easily get more than one billion.
There has been a discussion on the Internet, and many people immediately recommended "People on the Road".
“A comedy that will make you laugh your head off.”
“Highly recommended, I’m ready to watch it again.”
"The laughter never stops."
The power of word-of-mouth is very obvious. Many people who were holding a wait-and-see attitude chose to watch "The Lost Road".
People on the embarrassing journey gradually change their name from the movie. It became a self-deprecating sentence.
“When I go home this year, I am on an awkward road.”
“The real version of me is on an awkward road.”
Titles like this appear in many videos.
It can not only express the difficulty of the journey vividly, but also gain some popularity, a win-win situation.
In the film industry, many people are also paying attention to this movie.
Most people sneer at the 3.5 billion box office.
"Crazy Stone" has a box office of more than 700 million, but it cannot even enter the top 200 in the box office list, and this ranking is still declining.
Except for the extremely high yield that is commendable, there is nothing special about it.
There are a lot of actors like Yu Zheng in the entertainment industry.
If you think that with people like Yu Zheng and Wang Qiang, who has never made a movie, we can get 700 million in box office, it will be smoke from our ancestors' graves.
3.5 billion? Stop dreaming.
Many people even publicly ridiculed it.
"Promise, stop filming. There are all blockbusters out there."
"It will take a second if you show up."
"I lose if you look at him."
"Stop it, Promise. , it’s all XXX outside”
At first they were very happy with the mocking, Xu Nuo ignored them, and they thought they were sure to win.
However, the box office of 250 million has not yet been reached on the first day of the new year. Looking at the original remarks, these people want to slap themselves.
Before they slapped him, Xu Nuo gave them a few big mouths.
He retweeted a scarf, and it was fans who compiled all kinds of unfavorable comments.
"Reading your comments is more interesting than watching the movie. Thank you, they made me laugh."
Talking to the face, full of sarcasm.
When Xu Nuo issued a scarf, the Internet went crazy.
No one would have guessed that during the Chinese New Year, he did not send blessing messages or promote "The Road to Misfortune", but instead came out to ridicule a large number of directors.
The program is very effective.
“Hahahaha, I’m laughing so hard, I’m really going to settle the score!”
“Damn, I like this character!”
"Love it, love it, awesome!"
In the evening, Xu Nuo sent a message to Lin Wanqing, and then told the old couple that they would not be at home for dinner that night.
Under the gaze of three people and six eyes, Xu Nuo fled.
A little farewell is better than a wedding. Not seeing each other for one day is like three autumns.
Unfortunately, there was no snow in Jiangcheng during the Spring Festival this year.
The north wind is bleak, making people feel chilly.
But fortunately, Lin Wanqing’s little hands were warm.
Promise put her hand in his pocket and took her for a walk aimlessly along the river.
It seems that I will never get tired of the scenery along the Yangtze River.
In the cold winter, the two of them were wearing hats and wandering around hand in hand.
There are much fewer people on the riverside in winter than in summer.
Holding Lin Wanqing's hand, Xu Nuo felt extremely satisfied.
“I heard that the rivers in the Northeast can freeze, and cars can run on them.”
Xu Nuo picked up a stone and tried to float it on the Yangtze River, but unfortunately his skills have long been abandoned. , hit two water floats and sank to the bottom of the river.
"Let's go and see it after the New Year?" Lin Wanqing said with a smile.
"It's very cold."
"I'm not afraid."
Xu promised to throw away the stone and hold her again, "That's good."
Lin Wanqing didn't either Disgusted, she even took out a tissue to wipe his hands.
Seeing that his hands were cold, he wrapped them with both hands to help warm them.
Xu Nuo likes this feeling very much.
We have only known each other for a year and a half, and have only been dating for a year. We already feel like an old couple.
“Do you want to memorize it?”
Xu Nuo asked.
Lin Wanqing's eyes lit up and she gave a heavy hum.
"Okay, stand still and don't move." Xu Nuo warned.
Lin Wanqing stood obediently, waiting for Xu Nuo to come to her, then squatted down and carried her on her back.
As a result, I waited around and saw no one else. When I was about to ask, my shoulders sank.
“???”
Lin Wanqing turned back silently, with a neat row of question marks on her head.
A big head popped out from among the question marks.
This guy said he would carry him on his back, but he actually let a girl carry him on his back, a big man.
"Can you please give me a little face?"
"Thank you, no, I have it."
Looking back at Xu Nuo, who was half a head taller than him, he shrank. Legs, the whole body wrapped around her like an octopus.
Lin Wanqing was messy in the cold wind.
I'm so careless, why did I encounter such a thing?
“Let’s go!” Xu Nuo patted her head, indicating that she had carried it. After struggling for a long time, Lin Wanqing looked around and saw that there was no one there, so she decided to satisfy him for once.
Fortunately, she has also practiced, and she can still withstand carrying him for a few steps.
As soon as she took two steps, Lin Wanqing wanted to throw this guy away.
“Where do you put your hands?” Lin Wanqing said angrily.
“Oh, I’m afraid of falling.” Xu Nuo said matter-of-factly.
“1, 2!”
Xu Nuo silently retracted his hand, then hugged her shoulders, “Walk quickly, walk quickly.”
Lin Wanqing snorted and walked forward with him on her back.
A couple suddenly walked out from around the corner, one of them was carrying the other, but the boy was carrying the girl.
Looking at each other, both parties were stunned.
Lin Wanqing shook her shoulders, trying to shake off Xu Nuo, but he hugged her tightly.
The boy opposite had an envious look in his eyes. He was proud of Xu Nuo and nodded as a greeting.
The two of them passed the young couple, and Xu Nuo vaguely heard the girl's scolding.
"...How can I carry it!"
"Shameless!"
Promise to be happy.
There was a faint voice in the wind: "It seems like a promise?"
"It's impossible, right? How could he let Lin Wanqing carry him?"
"It's hard to say, he's so funny."
Lin Wanqing paused, "They recognized it. "
Xu Nuo crossed his legs and said, "It's okay, I won't come over."
Lin Wanqing looked back and found that the couple had no intention of catching up.
"I'm tired." Lin Wanqing turned a corner and stopped.
Xu Nuo reached down, squeezed, and let go before the slap came up.
"Let me carry you."
Lin Wanqing took two steps back and jumped onto his back, staggering as she hit the ground.
Xu Nuo reached out to grab the crook of her leg and squeezed her elastic thigh, "Why does it seem to have become heavier?"
Lin Wanqing was furious and stretched out her hand to pinch his stomach, "You say it again?"
"It's a bit...stop, stop, don't sink."
Xiao Nizi pinched someone. It hurt so much that Xu Nuo couldn't bear it anymore and raised his hands to surrender.
The cold wind by the river blew Lin Wanqing's hair and blew it on his face, tickling him.
He could not resist turning his head and kissing her on the face.
"It's all saliva." Lin Wanqing muttered.
"Then I'll kiss you clean?"
"It's so disgusting!"
In the coldest month of winter, the sky darkens very quickly. Before six o'clock, the sky starts to darken. Dark.
The two of them walked aimlessly along the river.
Sometimes there is no need for any purpose, it is just fine.
It would be better if Lin Wanqing didn't pinch him.
Although the two of them did everything at home, outside, he would get a spanking even if he touched his butt.
Screams and cries of pain came from the riverside from time to time.
“I’m calling you mean!”
"Do you still want to touch me?"
"I dare you next time."
A man's true nature cannot be changed.
The night is getting deep, the lights on both sides of the strait are on, the red lanterns on the roadside, and the trees are full of colorful lanterns. This is the atmosphere of the New Year.
The two figures hugged each other, feeling the charm of the night.
Her small waist was soft and manageable, and Xu didn't go too far. He just held her and felt the warmth.
The night was getting darker and darker, and some children sneaked to the riverside to set off firecrackers. The sound of firecrackers woke them up.
“Let’s go and eat.”
“What to eat?”
“Hot pot.”
In the middle of winter, nothing is more warming than eating a warm hot pot.
Taking off his hat and scarf, the waiter suddenly exclaimed.
Xu Nuo made a shushing gesture.
The waiter was very excited. After coming up to place the order, he whispered to other waiters.
“I saw a living thing!”
They spoke very quietly, but Xu Nuo still heard them.
Xu Nuo’s smile froze, and even during the Chinese New Year, he could still see someone dying.
After a while, a waiter came over and said, "I will give you a fruit plate."
"Thank you." Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, not knowing whether it was given to every table or something.
The waiter left happily.
Within a minute, another waiter came over, "Hello, I'll give you a pot of hot tea."
Xu Nuo and Lin Wanqing looked at each other and thanked them.
Just as the waiter left, another person came over.
"This toy is for you."
Promise: "..."
Lin Wanqing smiled and said, "Thank you."
After a while, seven or eight waiters came over.
Other customers looked confused.
Is the boss here or something? How can I just give them away!
Xu Nuo smiled bitterly, thinking that they were giant pandas. The waiters checked in one by one, and everyone was extremely excited when they returned.
A customer glanced this way and finally saw it.
“Damn it, it’s a promise!”
“Lin Wanqing!!!”
Xu Nuo raised his index finger, and several customers who recognized him suppressed their excitement. Nod vigorously.
Except for the waiters, who came around in shifts, no customers came to disturb them.
It wasn't until after the meal that the two signed autographs for many people before leaving.
(End of this chapter)