Chapter 610 Master, I can’t hold on any longer
“Animal!”
“This is a beast!”
Zhao Lei repeatedly sighed, “He is indeed a man of skill. Ah."
"Where did you learn it? I'll learn it too," Xiao Sa asked eagerly.
Yuan Haoxuan also pricked up his ears. He also wanted to learn kung fu.
However, his purpose in learning kung fu was very simple, he just hoped to ride a horse for a while longer.
Xu Nuo cleared his throat, "Master, I can't hold on any longer~"
Zhao Lei smacked his lips, "Why are you still singing?"
"What the hell do you care? Can't hold on for two days?" Xiao Sal said happily.
"If you can't hold on, I should be dead." Yuan Haoxuan complained.
Lin Wanqing twisted her body and said sheepishly: "Let me down."
Xu Nuo lifted her up, "If you can hold on, I'm singing."
"Oh! Do you still have the strength to sing?" Zhao Lei looked unconvinced.
Xiao Sa didn’t believe it either, “Sing it and listen.”
Xu Nuo smiled and said, "You don't believe it? Listen carefully."
As he said that, he started singing.
“I have always had a dream in my heart,
I want to go to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts,
Just like the handsome Superman in the movie,
Act chivalrously and uprightly, flying over eaves and walking over walls. "
Xu Nuo was carrying Lin Wanqing on his back, holding her thighs with both hands. Lin Wanqing dragged Bingbing again, so his singing was still loud.
The abnormal physical strength made everyone I sighed.
“This song is great! ”
The Shaolin Temple monks who watched the live broadcast were beaming with joy and picked up another song for free.
As long as you hear this song, a seed will sprout in everyone's heart and want to go to the Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts.
There is no need to advertise, as many people come to visit the Shaolin Temple.
"Master, why can you walk like running water?
A spear is stuck in a line and a stick is swept away (but you),
Wave your sleeves and say to me."
This song is quite interesting. It sounds like a young monk who has just started is envious of his master's martial arts.
The sense of immersion was so strong that they envied the promised martial arts at this time.
Xu Nuo said in a rough voice, imitating his master's voice: "Hurry up and practice martial arts~"
Xiao Sa quickly said: "Okay, practice right away, master, teach me martial arts!" "
"Master, I want to learn too!" Zhao Lei also joined in the fun.
Looking at the wrinkled Zhao Lei calling him master, Xu Nuo's scalp was numb and his emotions were no longer coherent.
After a while, he continued to sing...
"To practice martial arts, you must face the sun, hum,
You also need to borrow the moonlight at night, ha,
One If you don’t practice every day, it will be empty. ”
Ping Ke Xiao Sa appeared on the stage, "Is practicing so hard? Is there a way to relax?"
Xu Nuo glanced at him, "There is a rumor in the world that there is a unique magical skill that does not need to be so hard."
< br>Xiao Sa patted his chest, "I think this magical skill is very suitable for me!"
Zhao Lei originally wanted to learn it, but he gave up the idea after seeing the evil smile on Xu Nuo's face. Definitely nothing nice to say.
Xu Nuo said seriously, "To practice this magical skill, you need to pay a small price. Can you bear it?"
Xiaosa nodded fiercely, "It's just a small price, I can bear it!"
The audience in the live broadcast room also nodded, it's a small price, and everyone is fine.
"Is there really a magical skill?"
"Wait a minute, I'll get a notebook!"
A good scholar has already gone to get a pen and notebook to record the magical skill.
Xu Nuo suppressed a smile, "Then listen carefully, this magical skill has a very domineering name, "Sunflower Collection"!" It’s just a sunflower. Once you practice this skill, it should be able to emit dazzling light like the sun!”
Xiao Sa has been immersed in beautiful imagination.
After all, he is a cultural person, and he can make up a lot of names just by looking at them.
Others were listening attentively and planned to go back and practice secretly.
Even Lin Wanqing and Bingbing looked curious.
Only Zhao Lei, who looked at his nose and heart, pretending to be very interested.
Only those who have suffered losses know how evil Xu Nuo’s smile is.
After being caught in the rain, he decided to throw away other people’s umbrellas.
“Want to learn?”
"I want to learn!" everyone replied in unison.
"Teacher Zhao, why don't you want to learn?" Xu Nuo glanced at Zhao Lei who remained silent.
Zhao Lei sighed solemnly: "Hey, I'm old and can't learn kung fu. I can only watch you young people learn it."
Xu Nuo was stunned, and Lao Zhao could tell. What's going on? What a jerk.
“It’s okay, I’ll teach you when I learn how to do it.” Xiao Sa said boldly.
Xu Nuo pretended to be profound and said: "Listen carefully, the first mantra is: if you want to practice magical skills, draw the sword from the palace."
Xiao Sa was stunned, "What do you mean?"
Next In seconds, he reacted.
Zhao Lei laughed so hard that he fell back and forth.
“Cut it, it’s just a small price to pay.”
Xiao Sa had a serious look on his face, "Wait a minute, I'll find you some good fruit to eat!"
Lin Wanqing laughed so hard that she reached out and pinched a handful of promises, "Rogue!"
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Bingbing couldn't help but laugh, "You are so mean!"
The audience waiting to take notes in the live broadcast room threw away their notebooks in a flash.
“Nima, is this a small price to pay? It’s obviously a huge price to me!”
"Why do I smell a sense of pride?" "How huge, please elaborate?"
"This shit is so bad, I have already written it down, and the result is this !”
“Hahahaha, no wonder Zhao Lei didn’t say anything, he must have discovered something.”
“Zhao Lei: Now you know why I don’t learn martial arts?”
Xu Nuo ran away with Lin Wanqing on his back, and even Xiao Sachu couldn't catch her.
But his mind is also flexible, "Wait a minute, you run so fast and your kung fu is so good, could it be said that you have practiced "Sunflower Collection"?"
The promise was staggered, almost He fell to the ground and said, "You just practiced "Sunflower Treasure" Code!"
Xiao Sahehe Zhile, "You must have practiced, otherwise why would you have such good physical strength?"
Zhao Lei laughed loudly and gloated: "Hahaha, finally someone can. I’ll cure you!”
Xu Nuo was anxious, "You fart!"
"You must have practiced." Xiao Sa looked at him with a connotation on his face and sighed: "I didn't expect you paid such a high price to practice. It's sad. What a shame."
Xu promised to put Lin Wanqing down, "I have to prove it to you today!"
"How to prove it?" Zhao Lei laughed at the joke.
"I..."
Xu Nuo had a constipated look on his face, damn, he had tricked others and tricked himself.
Seeing the embarrassment on his face, everyone laughed even more happily, and the laughter echoed throughout the valley.
“Hahahaha!”
After all, it is a CCTV program, and dirty jokes cannot be too extreme, so everyone let Xu Xu go.
Xu Nuo moodily carried Lin Wanqing on her back to climb the mountain again.
Seeing his appearance, Lin Wanqing blushed, buried her head on his shoulder, and whispered: "No."
This sentence had no beginning or end, but everyone understood it instantly.
"Oh oh oh!" Everyone screamed again.
In the live broadcast room, the audience sighed, "What a good girlfriend."
"As soon as she said these words, it would definitely destroy Lin Wanqing's image, but in order to regain her promise, she To save face, I still said it.”
"With such a wife, what more could a husband ask for."
Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, a touch of emotion flashed in his eyes, and he felt a little distressed. He turned to the cameraman and said, "Don't broadcast this episode again!"
“Don’t worry!”
Xiao Sa changed the topic. As the host, he had regained his place, so he naturally wanted to change the topic.
“You haven’t finished singing the song just now, so keep singing.”
Xu Nuo thought about it and continued singing the lyrics just now.
“To learn martial arts, you must first learn virtues (hum),
To learn arts, you must first learn etiquette (ha),
I also keep it in my mind (hum ha hum),
A hero spends ten years off stage
For one minute on stage,
Who would understand the hardship and loneliness (hem ha ha hum). "
Xiao Sa nodded in agreement, "That's the truth. It's a good thing to have a martial spirit, and there's nothing wrong with practicing Kung Fu, but if you can't perfectly control the force, big problems will occur. "
The famous commentator is online.
"If you don't talk about Wudehui, you will be cast aside. "Zhao Lei secretly accused Xu Nuo.
This guy never knows how to respect the old and love the young, and has tricked him several times.
“Hold up your fist in the wind,
Advance and retreat like a dragon,
Inherit the kung fu dream of a generation ~ Ha,
Wude is more famous than the mountains. Cao Jingqing~ Hahaha.”
Xu Nuo pretended and read the last sentence in an old voice.
Everyone heard it very interestingly. They didn’t feel tired from climbing the mountain and started chatting happily while walking.
“I have always had a dream in my heart,
I want to go to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts.”
When the second play started, everyone understood the song clearly. The song started singing on the mountain road.
Shaolin Temple has been paying attention to the show, and they invited it this time. When they heard this song, everyone’s faces were distorted with smiles.
When it comes to commercialization, Shaolin Temple is undoubtedly the most successful representative of commercialization.
Not only do they have their own company, they have even developed a huge business territory.
Shaolin Temple owns a series of companies including Intangible Assets Management Company, Shaolin Bookstore, Food Company, Shaolin Culture, etc.
The abbot is a serious CEO monk, and his commercial achievements dwarf all "high monks".
When the group of people walked halfway, the monks sent by the Shaolin Temple arrived.
They were here to help carry things. The program crew was halfway through, and they were really exhausted both physically and mentally.
The two monks rushed forward carrying large and small bags.
Xiao Sa also got excited and wanted to compete with the monk, but he was powerless, so he encouraged: "Promise, catch up with them!"
"Let them see you. Awesome." Zhao Lei also encouraged.
Xu Nuo nodded, "Okay, then I'll catch up!"
"Go ahead, let's go."
Xu Nuo just took two steps and turned back.
“What’s wrong, you can’t compare?” Xiao Sa was a little surprised.
Xu Nuo shook his head, "They are all carrying things. This comparison is unfair."
"Hurry up and pull him down. You've been crawling for a long time, so what's fair?"
"That won't work. They also climbed here. Let's compete."
"Then how do you want to compete?"
Xu Nuo bent down and motioned for Lin Wanqing to come up.
He did not carry her all the time along the way. He only carried her for a while when he was tired.
"Are you crazy?!" Xiao Sa was stunned.
"No, are you going to compete with them behind your back?"
I promised, "Otherwise it will be too bullying, come up quickly, they are far away!"
< br>Lin Wanqing jumped on her back and ran away in a flash.
When there were more than two monks, they all became stupid.
(End of this chapter)