Chapter 44 The First Urban Legend in the Internet Era
After returning to Donglian City, Luo Hao was still the unassuming little clerk in the medical department.
Although Luo Hao decided to roll up, the patient did not just want the surgery.
Time passed day by day, Wen Youren kept greeting Luo Hao with a smile, and Luo Hao was also careful, not knowing when this guy would get a brain cramp and hit him hard.
The long-term main task of the system is progressing every day. Cui Mingyu is really successful in An Zhen, Luo Hao is very pleased.
On the mine manager's side, after Wang Guohua went out to the outpatient clinic and wholeheartedly accepted related patients, the number of surgeries also increased rapidly, and even the Department of Gastroenterology complained about it.
The gastrointestinal endoscopy room used to belong to the Department of Gastroenterology, but now it is occupied by Luo Hao, Chen Yong, and Wang Guohua.
Director Li of the Department of Gastroenterology also wanted to go to Lin Yuming for advice, but when he thought about it, after the hospital-wide consultation, Lin Yuming held an enamel jar in his hand, hugged Wen Youren and said - I'll give you a chance. When the words are useless, everything goes quiet.
She is an old-school doctor. When she was young, whether it was cholecystitis or gastric varices, she had to undergo surgical intervention after conservative medical treatment failed.
In Director Li's opinion, these things are all surgical tasks, so even if Luo Hao leads people to "occupy the magpie's nest", he will be fine.
Lin Yuming was also taking action.
He personally led several capable men from the medical department to settle in the B-ultrasound room and CT room. The apparent purpose was to eliminate safety hazards and allow the mine to operate safely.
But the directors of the two departments understood immediately that Lin Yuming was here to see the patient.
Lin Yuming Director Lin's thinking is also very simple - they are all patients, and they are all undergoing surgeries. Since they have done too many puncture surgeries under B-ultrasound, they naturally don't have time to do interventional surgeries that require threads.
How many less units can be made?
Although Lin Yuming came from a radiology major and highly regarded interventional surgery, that was done by others.
As for Luo Hao, he is a nephew, so it would be good to have one less machine.
With the combined efforts of several parties, the number of Luo Hao's operations has increased rapidly.
The medical team still has two vacancies, which the system did not explain. Luo Hao also tried to take down Cui Mingyu, but failed.
So Luo Hao guessed that it might be a carrot and a trap, and he did not dare to use the quota of the medical team casually.
Wang Guohua around him was too old, and Chen Yong was too young. They were chattering away every day, but Luo Hao was still observing.
Now Luo Hao can complete more than 100 interventional surgeries in an average week, of which cyst puncture is the main one and endoscopic surgery is the supplement. The only surgery that really requires white clothes and armor is Wen Yourena looking for patients.
Luo Hao made some calculations and estimated that he could complete 500+ surgeries during the first snow. If nothing happens before New Year's Day, he would be able to complete the second phase of the task.
The 15 free attribute points that were once out of reach seem to be within reach.
As the number of patients increases, Luo Hao becomes busier and busier, and he is ready to upgrade his physical strength.
The life of cattle and horses is difficult. They have to prepare their own fodder and roll their own stamina to upgrade.
Just, very speechless.
But Luo Hao is ready to transform himself into a stronger cow and horse.
One day, after get off work, Luo Hao called his mother to report that he was safe and said that he would stay in the hospital and work overtime.
“Chen Yong, what do you want to eat?”
"Wait a moment." Chen Yong jumped up after hearing Luo Hao's question, put down what he was doing and went to find the nurse.
Whenever something good happens, Chen Yong immediately thinks of nurses and female doctors.
He has good popularity with women and subjective initiative.
Ten minutes later, Chen Yong came back and read the document on his phone to Luo Hao.
Luo Hao doesn't care how much stuff there is, and he's not that bad.
And although Chen Yong usually doesn't want to talk to himself and only wants to talk to nurses, he still works hard without complaint.
Coupled with his youth, high talent, and dexterity, Chen Yong has a tendency to overwhelm Wang Guohua in "new" technology.
Chen Yong is like a central air conditioner for women, as warm as spring to all women. Luo Hao has long accepted this fact.
Soon, milk tea was delivered first.
"Luo Hao, please help me see the ward." Chen Yong picked up the milk tea bag and went to the obstetrics and gynecology department happily.
The obstetrics and gynecology department also has patients of Luo Hao, so it is natural to order milk tea from them.
Chen Yong often "volunteers" to take on the task of delivering milk tea.
Even if his own nurse rolled her eyes, she couldn't stop him.
Luo Hao is really worried that Chen Yong’s central air conditioner will run out of power one day and even harm himself.
Chen Yong walked for half an hour, and when he came back, the takeaway dinner had arrived.
"Eat, eat!" Chen Yong picked up the chopsticks and clasped his hands together, "It's safe and sound."
"Does it work?" Luo Hao asked.
Chen Yong always has some weird rituals every time he eats.
“I don’t know.” Chen Yong waved to nothingness piously, “What if it works.”
“Brother Yong, I read that someone said something in Xiaohongshu The ritual seems to be quite useful." The nurse looked at Chen Yong and said with a smile.
"Don't listen to them, there aren't many serious answers."
"Why? They say it with all their heart."
"It's all Internet jokes." Chen Yong said, "For example, some time ago It is rumored that the grandson accompanied his grandma and removed the ventilator It’s a standard internet joke.” The monitor is noisy, have you unplugged it?" the nurse asked.
“That’s a monitor. The ventilator’s power supply has three heads, while the mobile phone’s power supply has two heads. It’s different.”
Luo Hao was snoring and eating, already ignoring what Chen Yong was doing.
“As a medical staff, you still believe this. It’s so simple and cute.” Chen Yong praised.
“Pfft~”
Luo Hao almost spit out his rice in one mouthful. He took a big gulp of Baisuishan before he could barely suppress it.
There is really no angle to praise, so I have to find an angle to praise. Chen Yong has a clear vision and a thick skin. He can say these words in front of him.
Normally there is no need, Luo Hao glanced at Chen Yong.
Chen Yong, while picking up food for the nurse, said, "The patients on ventilators are all in the intensive care unit, and the patients' family members can't get in. Besides, the ventilators have backup power. When I was an intern, In the intensive care unit, there was a sudden power outage! "
The little nurse's eyes widened and she looked very nervous.
“Suddenly, all the ventilators and monitors started to alarm, the sound was so loud that it could lift the roof of the house.”
“Like this.”
"Of course, but there were similar legends in the past." Chen Yong said.
"It was there before? There were no mobile phones at that time. Where did the legend come from."
"Do you think people before the Internet era had no entertainment? My master said that this kind of gossip no matter what True or false, it is the most eye-catching. Ancient fantasy novels, such as the most famous Liaozhai, are actually a combination of various gossips. "
" Hahaha." The little nurse covered her mouth and chuckled.
Is Jiang Wenming? Luo Hao also laughed, that man was a bit interesting.
"There is such an urban legend. It is said that there is such a hospital. Every morning at five o'clock in the morning, patients will get worse and then die. By the way, it is the intensive care unit. At that time, everyone speculated that there must be an innocent soul in this hospital. Every day at five o'clock in the morning, the patient would die. The yin energy is at its strongest when the ghosts are baring their teeth."
"I have heard of this legend!" The nurse's eyes lit up and she found a common topic with Chen Yong," she later explained. It is said that every morning a cleaner will unplug the ventilator and turn on the vacuum cleaner."
"Yes, so the urban legend you mentioned about Sun Tzu charging is the successor to the urban legend about the cleaning lady. , it was made up by the self-media to attract attention. You are too naive, you can’t be fooled so easily in the future.”
“Hehehe~”
Luo Hao took the time to finish his meal.
Chen Yong started chatting with the girl and was really annoyed.
If Chen Yong could spend half of the time talking to girls on surgery, he would already be crushing Wang Guohua.
"Brother Yong, were urban legends spread through newspapers at that time?" the nurse asked.
"It should be."
"By email, and the cleaning lady incident was not fabricated." Luo Hao replied as he finished his meal and turned to leave.
"Don't be ridiculous, the Internet has only been around for a long time." Chen Yong curled his lips, not believing it.
"E-mail was invented by American computer engineer Ray Tomlinson in 1971. In the 1990s, with the end of the Cold War, military email was changed to civilian use."
"Ed. , then make it up." Chen Yong determined that Luo Hao was making it up casually, and picked up his mobile phone to look up information to verify whether what Luo Hao said was true or false.
How could the ridiculous thing like the cleaning lady unplugging the ventilator not be fabricated? Chen Yong felt that he would win.
Luo Hao must be jealous of himself, these insignificant humans, hahaha.
"The Cape Times' original issue of June 13, 1996, described a cleaning lady unplugging a ventilator and recharging a floor polisher. Newspapers have limitations, but emails don't. This incident was almost an e-mail It became the first urban legend created after being used by civilians! "
" Search it if you don't believe it. Someone from Cape Town Hospital discovered the problem.”
Chen Yong searched on his mobile phone and found it!
A gossip, an urban legend, actually dates back to the 1990s.
“Well, don’t believe anything I say.” Chen Yong said angrily, “Urban legends are all lies. Just a patient died unexpectedly. In order to make it weird and spooky, they said it was fixed every day. There is a problem with time.”
Luo Hao smiled slightly.
"Ah! It's snowing!!" The little nurse saw that Chen Yong was a little embarrassed. She was about to say something, but suddenly her eyes flashed and she ran to the window excitedly.
The first snow this year came earlier than Luo Hao expected.
Seeing that the progress bar of the long-term main quest was less than half, Luo Hao felt a little regretful.
“Ding dong~”
A crisp sound came in Luo Hao’s ears.
Md!
Luo Hao cursed.
This is the night owl coming to visit.
Luo Hao hopes to receive some missions, but he definitely does not want to receive emergency missions while eating hot pot and singing songs.
Emergency first aid, the adrenaline in his body overflowed, and even if Luo Hao was young, it would take him several hours to metabolize it.
[Emergency mission: Dongxue? Freezing snow! .
Task content: Treat the emergency patients whose number has increased sharply due to freezing snow.
Mission time: 12 hours.
Task reward: Medical team member position column +1.
Note: The system will award 0.1-10 points based on the degree of patient reception and treatment. The most basic reward can be obtained when the points reach 100 points. 】
Huh? !
Luo Hao noticed that this task was a bit weird. Is the system so fun to play?
Normally, only the major game companies will rack their brains and use new tricks to defraud krypton. A system can be so complicated, why bother.
Luo Hao just cursed and noticed the most important points.
First of all, there is freezing snow, which can be said to be a natural disaster. Once it occurs, especially during the rush hour when everyone is going to eat and go home, it may cause countless car accidents and falls.
Although the description of the system tasks was bland, Luo Hao smelled something wrong.
Secondly, the mission rewards are generous. Luo Hao would never think that the system would be so friendly. Except for the novice tasks, the system always appeared in front of Luo Hao with a stingy image.
"It's snowing. It's not too cold yet. Will there be freezing snow?" Chen Yong said to himself.
Luo Hao walked straight out of the doctor's office.
“Why are you going?”
“I’ll go out and take a look.”
"Together!"
Seeing the two of them leaving side by side, the little nurse curled her lips and looked jealous.
Take the elevator downstairs. As soon as Luo Hao arrived on the first floor, he saw a family member of a patient carrying a lunch box who was walking normally. Suddenly, he staggered and fell to the ground with a "bang".
“Fuck!”
“Gan!”
Luo Hao and Chen Yong whispered at the same time.
Taking out his mobile phone, Luo Hao called his mother. After confirming that his mother was at home, Luo Hao told him not to go out, and then called Lin Yuming.
"Director Lin, it's freezing snow."
"Well, what do you want?" Lin Yuming asked.
"There must be a lot of emergency patients. I want to go to the emergency department. Director Lin, please contact the downtown blood bank now and you will have an idea."
Lin Yuming is an old medical director and has experienced almost all situations.
He knew exactly what the sudden freezing snow meant.
Of course, most medical offices do not prepare for a rainy day. Being able to solve problems when they arise is considered to be fulfilling their duties. Those who are good at fighting have no great achievements? That’s a real urban legend.
Nip problems in the bud, they don’t exist at all.
So there is a problem-oriented statement.
Lin Yuming gave Luo Hao a few words and asked him to go to the emergency department and take charge of the anonymous signature work.
Cameras have recently been installed in the emergency department. When Luo Hao goes to the emergency department, he can complete the signing and other procedures under the full surveillance of the camera, which increases the insurance factor.
After the work was handed over, Lin Yuming suddenly paused and asked in a deep voice, "Xiaoluohao, do you really like the emergency room so much?"
"Huh? No, normal people. Who would like the emergency room? "
"If you don't like it, then stay away. Why do you think you are so concerned about the emergency room?" Lin Yuming was also surprised.
Normally, people who are mentally healthy would not like to go to the emergency room.
But Luo Hao was very concerned about the emergency that others avoided, which made Lin Yuming wary.
"I don't care, the emergency department is right there. Uncle, let me tell you, I just took the elevator to the first floor and saw someone falling to the ground. The freezing snow this time is worse than the year before, I guess There are no shortage of patients tonight.”
There was also a freezing snowfall the year before last, and the emergency department was overcrowded, mostly people injured in car accidents and fractures caused by falls.
Lin Yuming sighed silently and hung up the phone.
"I'm going to the emergency department. You prepare in the department. The general surgery department will probably be very busy. By the way, don't call Director Guohua."
"Why?" Chen Yong asked.
"Look outside." Luo Hao pointed to the door.
Sleet, snow flakes turn into water after falling and freeze instantly.
In a few minutes, the field outside the building was already shining like a mirror.
The people who were still walking had stiff limbs and moved cautiously step by step, like puppets.
In the narrow field of vision, you can see that a car driving in the hospital was involved in a rear-end collision.
As soon as the driver got out of the car to check the situation, he fell down and landed on the back of his head.
Although the distance was extremely far, Luo Hao and Chen Yong could vaguely hear the loud bang.
Fortunately, the driver didn't fall too hard and stood up immediately holding the door.
He looked blankly at the ground that instantly turned into a mirror and was stunned.
This is in the hospital, and the speed is not fast.
If you drive at a speed of 80 miles in a place with fewer vehicles, you will not be able to stop at all.
Rear-end collision is okay, but if a novice driver swerves and hits the opposite car...
The consequences will be disastrous.
"It would be too dangerous for Director Guohua to drive here. Who is your second line today?"
"I wish you the best, Director." Chen Yong replied.
This is the deputy director of the general surgery department. His level... can only be said to be average, not even as good as Wen Youren.
Luo Hao sighed.
As far as this environment is concerned, just use it to deal with it, there is no way.
"I'm going to the emergency department. You go back to the department and get ready."
After Luo Hao finished speaking, he walked to the emergency department.
The door of the emergency room building was full of people, including patients and their families who had just finished seeing the patients and were unable to leave, or who were waiting for someone to pick them up.
Looking at the red sky and white ground outside, people began to feel restless.
They whispered to each other, or called their relatives to tell them to drive carefully.
Luo Hao took a quick look and came to the emergency department.
……
……
Wen Youren was driving to the inspection team’s station.
He has been silent, not because he has good intentions, but because he is waiting for an opportunity to report under his real name.
This kind of thing must be fatal with one blow, and there must be no time left for the opponent to react.
And as time goes by, Wen Youren feels more and more that Luo Hao is a real opponent that he cannot ignore.
It is possible that a small carelessness caused Luo Hao and Lin Yuming to turn the tables.
Today is your chance!
But halfway through the drive, we encountered freezing snow.
It was as if God was deliberately going against him.
Wen Youren's car joined in the series of rear-end collisions. Dozens or hundreds of cars collided with each other and all fell down.
……
……
The emergency department was in the quiet state before the war. The emergency surgeon stood at the window of the consulting room with his hands behind his back, watching quietly, worried.
Especially the doctor in the emergency room 120, whose facial features are all crowded together and his face is extremely ugly.
"Is the person preparing the shift here?" Luo Hao asked after entering the room.
"Huh?" The two of them were stunned for a moment. They didn't expect the people from the medical office to come so early.
Clinical front-line doctors don’t like to see people from the medical office appearing. They are like frozen snow. As long as they appear, they will definitely do nothing good.
"Yes." Doctor 120 replied.
"Let's go, check the emergency medicines in the 120 emergency vehicle, take everything you should bring, and be prepared to not be able to come back for two hours at a time."
The emergency 120 doctor was even more distressed, he was deeply Sighed.
"Little Luo, why do you think my life is so miserable?"
"Brother Hou, what's wrong?" Luo Hao asked.
The doctor in Emergency Room 120 is called Hou Dongfeng. He is short and a bit old, which matches his name well.
"In the summer, I went to see a car accident at 3 o'clock in the morning. The car tilted into the ditch." Hou Dongfeng said distressedly, "When I went there and saw the situation, the person must be dead, but the person was in the water. What do you think we should do?”
“You shouldn’t go out there to hunt for people, right?”
“You have to go if you don’t want to, there’s no one around.”
"Where is the person who called the police?" Luo Hao asked.
"The passers-by have long since disappeared. The place is still remote, and the stretcher bearer said he didn't know how to swim, so I had to go down and pull the person out. The drowned person was so heavy that I almost didn't get dragged out. Go down.”
Hou Dongfeng said as he followed Luo Hao to the 120 ambulance.
The car was waiting in the temporary garage, and the driver was eating a big meal. Looking at the weather in front of them, everyone knew that there would be a big battle and a fierce battle.
"What happened later, Brother Hou."
"It's okay. I worked hard to pull the person up. You think it's not enough for us as emergency doctors who don't know how to swim? Well, look at today The weather is so bad that I won’t be able to come back within two or three hours of my trip.”
“If I pick up a pregnant woman whose water breaks... By the way, Xiao Luo, the medical office will have to make the decision for me,” Hou Dongfeng said. As he spoke, he began to wail.
"What's the plan?"
"Normally, it's okay. Patients whose water breaks can usually get to our mine in 20-30 minutes. In today's weather, if you delay for a few hours outside, the pregnant woman will give birth in the car. What should I do? "
"..." Luo Hao was startled, he really had never thought of this. (Note)
“I am a surgeon, not an obstetrician and gynecologist. I can do simple things. But if I give birth to a baby at 120, and the umbilical cord is wrapped around the neck, the baby will be born with bruises all over his body. ..."
Luo Hao couldn't help but shudder when he heard Hou Dongfeng's description.
What the hell is this!
"Brother Hou, do you have delusions of being persecuted?" Luo Hao asked.
"Ronald, I think you are the one suffering from the delusion of being persecuted. Look at you, you ran to the emergency department just after it started snowing to check the emergency medication. If you are not sick, who is?"
< br>"Brother Hou, you..."
"Ah? I'm sorry. Ronaldinho, I'm not scolding you. Hahaha." Hou Dongfeng smiled awkwardly, "When I was in school, I believed that professionals from all walks of life in society are diligent, mutually beneficial, skilled in their work, and work hard to maintain social efficiency. Stable operation.”
"Ha, how is that possible?" Luo Hao laughed.
He bent down and got into the car, glanced at it, his expression turned cold.
Hou Dongfeng didn't notice, and followed Luo Hao into the car while rambling.
“Every industry is filled with a large number of confused bastards, and a few sensible people are perfunctory and prevaricating everywhere. Just like our mine manager, look at how many people who work hard are hiding You know, pretending to be confused.
But it’s okay. If you can barely keep the collective work above the bottom line, the whole society is running sluggishly and leaking.
Once upon a time, a big brother once said that a company is like a big broken ship. It looks broken, but it can still be driven. If you push hard, be careful..."
As Hou Dongfeng spoke, he suddenly felt a cold breath cutting into his face like a knife.
"Little Luo? "Hou Dongfeng subconsciously lowered his voice and shouted softly.
"Where is the salt water? There’s no salt water! "Luo Hao's forehead was already on fire.
......
Note: The situation I was most afraid of encountering when selling 120, but fortunately I have never encountered it.
My class is a very popular class. I chatted with the director two days ago and found that more than 80% of the patients with hematemesis in the department are in my class.
Spread your hands and look at the sky.
Fortunately, I have not encountered any experience of pregnant women giving birth in the 120 ambulance.
(End of this chapter)