Chapter 203 Don’t talk, it’s toothy
“Cool!” Chen Yong exclaimed.
Liu Yiyi casually grabbed the bottle cap that fell from the air and poured wine for several people.
Sa!
"Are you drinking?" Luo Hao asked Wang Jiani in a low voice.
"Drink some."
Luo Hao then removed his hand covering Wang Jiani's wine glass.
"Professor Luo is really caring." Liu Yiyi joked, then picked up the wine glass, "Professor Luo, I toast you and the medical team."
"No. As for that, no. "
"As for that!" Liu Yiyi said seriously, "I am almost worried about the paper. You said that a good doctor will not write a paper about medical technology!"
With Wang Jiani around, Liu Yiyi spoke more restrainedly.
It’s just that her resentment towards the paper was so deep that her dirty words almost turned into reality and flowed out.
"Actually, the paper is still necessary." Luo Hao and Liu Yiyi clinked their glasses and drank the whole drink in one gulp.
“For example, today’s autoimmune brain patients are recognized as rare diseases by the state, and there are 127 case reports in international journals. It is always good to read more.”
Liu Yiyi glared at Luo Hao fiercely.
"But." Luo Hao seemed not to see Liu Yiyi's eyes and continued, "Originally, the thesis was supposed to be something that he suddenly realized on the road to medicine, or encountered some rare cases. After treatment, the doctor It is made public as a communication between myself and my peers. "
"You can't be promoted without a paper in clinical practice, which is a bit too much."
Liu Yiyi's expression softened.
But Chen Yong lowered his head, picked up his phone and started to open it, as if he was determined not to listen to Luo Hao's next words.
“For doctors like you who are not good at summarizing and researching, it is really difficult to write a paper with a high impact factor.”
"Fuck!" Liu Yiyi finally couldn't hold it back.
Meng Liangren poured wine for several people with a smile.
“Don’t be like this.” Luo Hao smiled and looked at Liu Yiyi, “Mr. Liu, I want to ask you something.”
“You said it.”
“We cooperate. Surgery, have you written a case report?”
"???" Liu Yiyi was stunned.
"The patient with a ruptured abdominal aortic dissection aneurysm was sent to the operating room dead."
Liu Yiyi shook her head.
"This kind of person can write case reports." Luo Hao reminded, "At least publish it in a first-class international journal. After rescuing the patient, I thought about keeping it for you, but... ahem. So this time , let Chen Yong write it, I will correct it, and put your and Lao Meng’s names on it.”
Liu Yiyi blushed a little when Luo Hao said it.
"How about a patient with ruptured abdominal aortic aneurysm writing three papers on emergency, interventional, and anesthesia, with the anesthesia provided to you?"
"Really?!" Liu Yiyi was overjoyed.
She didn’t care who wrote it, as long as her name could be on it. Even Liu Yiyi didn't expect to be the first author, the top three... no, the top five will do.
Liu Yiyi was overjoyed to hear that Luo Hao actually meant to "send" himself a top journal paper as the first author.
It’s amazing that I owe Luo Hao a favor. I’ll just be there whenever I need him from now on.
In the First Hospital of the Medical University, Luo Hao is already the god of the residents. Professor Bashang Luo Haoluo has a paper that can smooth the road to the future. This matter has long been known to everyone.
“Why did I write it again?” Chen Yong complained while playing with his mobile phone.
"Don't talk, you feel like teeth." Liu Yiyi scolded.
“???”
“???”
The air suddenly solidified into ice.
Chen Yong raised his head in shock and looked at Liu Yiyi inexplicably.
"What's wrong? Why don't you laugh?" Liu Yiyi was also surprised.
"Mr. Liu, don't drive on this broken road." Luo Hao was embarrassed, "Do you know what this means?"
"I'm not saying that so-and-so is being arrogant. What do you mean?" Liu Yiyi frowned, thinking.
"Who did you listen to?" Luo Hao asked.
"Read what is written in the novel. The author is called Warlock Xiaolang."
"!!!" Chen Yong said silently, "My master wrote the novel, and you were led astray by him."
"Your master?" Liu Yiyi was surprised.
“Ahem, cough, cough.” Luo Hao stopped quickly, “These are not nice words to say while driving, nor do they mean to be rude or unpleasant. Mr. Liu, don’t say it again. Chen Yong, Jiang The teacher’s pen name is Warlock Xiaolang?”
"You don't know?"
Luo Hao remained calm when faced with Chen Yong's questioning, "I don't have time to read novels."
"What does it mean to feel teeth?" Liu Yiyi asked.
"What do you think it is? Didn't the old hooligans from the surgery say anything about it during the operation?" Luo Hao asked.
Liu Yiyi shook her head.
"Luo Hao, what do you mean?" Wang Jiani asked softly.
Inexplicable embarrassment overwhelmed Luo Hao, and he dug his toes into the soles of his shoes. Jiang Wenming also drove to the provincial capital.
"Mr. Liu, do you read my master's novels? Which one do you like?" Chen Yong became interested.
“I like them all.”
Liu Yiyi and Chen Yong started chatting.
Luo Hao let out a sigh of relief, as long as Liu Yiyi didn't ask what the feeling of teeth was.
“Da Nizi, what are you busy with at home?”
“Making videos.” Wang Jiani’s eyebrows were beaming and Beibei was jumping up and down, “I saw on the Internet that someone posted a picture of Chai Lao in the lecture theater. The video of singing Dingjunshan is not very clear, so just contact that person. You guess... No, you must know that he is a student from the Medical University."
Luo Hao looked at Wang Jiani with a smile, she had no idea. Short circuit, okay.
“Later I contacted her, but she still didn’t give it to me, so I could only use the ultimate killing move!”
Wang Jiani's smile was like a flower, a lily in full bloom, still fragrant.
"What is the ultimate killing move? Did you show them my video?"
"Yes!" Wang Jiani has a small face, a long neck, and a hint of white greasy. flush.
“As soon as the students saw it, they all gave me the videos. Not only were they recorded by her, but they also helped me contact others to record them. There were 23 copies in total!”
“So many!” Luo Hao was surprised.
"Well, I have to think carefully and edit it well." Wang Jiani said seriously, "I will add co-production to this video."
"Okay." Luo Hao smiled, "Remember to send it when you're done. Give me a copy and I’ll send it to the boss.”
“Yeah~” Wang Jiani said happily, “Boss Chai is full of energy, just like a middle-aged man in his forties or fifties, and he doesn’t look old at all. . ”
“Be careful when flattering, otherwise it will give people the illusion of being a licker.”
Luo Hao spread his hands.
After a few glasses of wine, Luo Hao didn't feel anything. Although he didn't usually drink, Luo Hao could still drink a little.
Across the street, Chen Yong had already begun to happily tell the general manager Liu Yiyi about the patient’s diagnosis and treatment.
Obviously Chen Yong has inherited part of Jiang Wenming's storytelling talent. He has a deep foundation in succession and transition, and he cleverly integrates bragging into the story. Liu Yiyi was stunned for a moment.
But Luo Hao thought that Chen Yong was too exaggerated. He was clearly frightened at that time, emmmmm, he was pretty good at being able to go for a physical examination.
Just when Chen Yong was talking about how Taoist Qi was about to slay demons, a tyrannical voice suddenly came.
At the same time, a dark shadow enveloped Chen Yong.
“Hey, my bestie wants to add you on WeChat.” A woman in her thirties looked directly at Chen Yong, her tone of voice that she could not refuse was very uncomfortable.
Luo Hao frowned slightly, but Wang Jiani smiled brightly.
Meng Liangren hid behind Luo Hao, leaving enough space for the woman. As for Chen Yong, Meng Liangren didn't care at all. He thought it was a good thing.
Everyone just watched, no one wanted to help Chen Yong out.
Even Liu Yiyi looked up and looked seriously at the woman who came to ask for WeChat, with a smile on her face.
The woman didn't wait for Chen Yong to speak, and pulled another woman behind her who was slightly younger than her.
The man was a little shy, his face was red, and his hands were shaking a little, but under the encouragement of his strong best friend, he still took out his mobile phone and stretched it out to Chen Yong shivering.
Chen Yong glanced at her, his eyes slightly raised. He didn't feel embarrassed at all, but looked at the arrogant woman indifferently.
The arrogant woman retreated behind her best friend, and her expression suddenly changed.
From arrogant, domineering, and unreasonable to a little woman in an instant.
With a fawning smile on her face, she clasped her hands together and began to bow.
Chen Yong's pupils gradually dilated, his light reflex became insensitive, and half of his body twitched.
This is...
The domineering woman successfully transformed and begged silently; the shy woman held a mobile phone in her hand, with a QR code on the screen. Her hands were shaking, her head was lowered, and she did not dare to look at Chen Yong.
Chen Yong drank a little more than a bottle of beer and seemed to be a little slow to react. It took a moment for his eyes to go from sharp to dissociated.
Seeing that Chen Yong was not ready to scan the QR code with his mobile phone, the domineering woman immediately knelt down.
Luo Hao almost fell on the table.
Chen Yong also reacted and quickly took out his mobile phone to scan the code to pass.
The overbearing woman put a smile on her face, clasped her hands together, expressed her gratitude again, and then pulled her best friend away.
“Look at what I’m saying, when you see a satisfied little brother, go up and ask for WeChat. What if it works? With your temper and social circle, how can you have the boyfriend you like if you don’t have any courage. "
" Women chasing men, wearing a veil, don't listen to the bullshit those boxing people say, this is business! You know, most of the boxing people are big men, I’m so immoral.”
Emmmm.
Luo Hao pondered, what she said seemed to make sense.
"Is this how you flirt with women?" Mr. Ma Liu Yiyi asked.
"Usually flowers and grass run in front of me with long legs. Well, you saw it just now." Chen Yong looked at his phone, and finally habitually set a note name and turned it off.
Luo Hao vaguely saw that Chen Yong had made detailed notes about his height and the place where he met.
It seems that Chen Yong is very skilled in business.
“Sounds very powerful.” Manager Ma Liu Yiyi smiled disdainfully, then lifted up her hair and opened another bottle of beer with a bang.
"Drink, drink."
Luo Hao doesn't usually drink, and he rarely sees Chen Yong drinking. It's obvious that Chen Yong has a poor drinking capacity.
“Give it to me, Chen Yong is dying.”
“Who said that! Young master, you don’t know where you were playing while I was drinking on the suitcase.” Chen Yong shouted said.
Got it!
This is too much to drink.
Luo Hao sighed. Mr. Ma Liu Yiyi didn't mean to get drunk, but seeing that Chen Yong was a little over the top, he dropped the matter.
After the meal, the relationship between Mr. Ma Liu Yiyi and Luo Hao’s medical team became a little closer, and Chen Yong received a WeChat message from a strange woman.
Mr. Ma Liu Yiyi drank and took a taxi back to the dormitory. I asked for leave today, and the vacation I finally saved was missing one day, which made Liu Yiyi feel a little distressed.
Meng Liangren sent Chen Yong off.
Luo Hao sent Wang Jiani home.
"Luo Hao, come in and sit down? My cat can do backflips." Wang Jiani invited Luo Hao with a smile.
"Emmm, my cat can do it too. I also taught him a 360° Thomas loop. Come and have a look at my house when you have time."
Luo Hao went into the house and changed his shoes.
"I'll show you something good!" Wang Jiani opened the computer mysteriously.
Luo Hao feels that he has been led astray by Mr. Ma Liu Yiyi, and now his mind is filled with the nonsense Jiang Wenming said.
But then the sound of running water from the speakers made Luo Hao's consciousness light.
“Is Boss Chai a fancier?” Wang Jiani asked.
“I am willing to hum along. When I was doing surgery in the past, the conditions in the operating room were limited. Later, music was played in the operating room, and the boss was old. Everyone listened to whatever he played. I have never seen him sing.”< br>
Luo Hao answered truthfully.
"There are them from all angles. Cutting them out is really a big project." Wang Jiani's eyes were shining with stars, "It would be great if you also recorded the video, your position..."
[People say that a man is a boy until he dies~~~]
Luo Hao's cell phone rang.
“Hey, Lao Meng, what’s wrong?”
"Professor Luo, Chen Yong..." Meng Liang stopped abruptly in the middle of his words, seeming a little embarrassed.
"Want to go on a date? If it is a date, let him go."
"No, he has already called the teacher at the Anatomy Teaching and Research Department of the Medical University and said he was going to the basement floor "Corpse room."
"Fuck!"
I'm going now! Don't let him go yet."
After speaking, Luo Hao glanced at Wang Jiani angrily, then reached out and rubbed her head.
"I'm sorry, Nizi, I'm going to see Chen Yong. He's so crazy that he has to go to the morgue."
"Well, I'll cut it then. I'll send it to you." Although Wang Jiani was a little disappointed, she didn't stop Luo Hao.
“Next time, I’ll treat you to dinner tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.” Luo Hao smiled, turned around and left quickly.
Wang Jiani stood on the balcony and watched the sign 307 leave. After a long time, she sighed softly.
Chen Yong is really a disaster, what a pity for the moonlight tonight.
......
Luo Hao came to the gate of the Medical University, and Lao Meng held Chen Yong down and sat on the ground.
Chen Yong looked at the moon in the sky, "The moon is so round tonight, I said it will be fifteen."
Luo Hao couldn't laugh or cry.
"Lao Meng, go back." Luo Hao sighed.
It seems that Chen Yong will not be allowed to drink in the future. This guy really can't drink and doesn't know how to drink.
Maybe magicians and Taoist priests do not prohibit alcohol, but they do not advocate it. They are not berserkers or drunken boxers.
The key point is that the quality of Chen Yong’s wine is similar to that of the car he drives, which is extremely shabby.
"Hey, why do you want to see the generalist teacher? Do you want to chat? I would like to thank the generalist teacher for his contribution to the medical cause."
"Luo Hao, let me tell you a secret." Chen Yong raised his head, no trace of drunkenness, his face was full of seriousness, seriousness, and even a bit of resolute courage.
“???”
“Which one has the most rice dumplings?”
“???”
“My master told me, I didn't take it seriously at the time." Chen Yong said softly, his voice was ethereal and quiet.
"Don't make trouble, that's the general teacher, teacher!" Luo Hao also became serious.
Although the general teacher was soaked in a pool of formalin, it would be hard to explain if Chen Yong caused any trouble.
I heard from my uncle Lin Yuming that there are not many anatomy teachers at the provincial capital medical university. Many years ago, they bought a group of anatomy teachers from Ningguta Medical College.
Those general teachers and Japanese devils.
What if...
Chen Yong's words instantly opened Luo Hao's mind and he began to think about many irrelevant things.
“My master said that medical university is the place for real cultivation. He even wrote a fantasy novel about this, which he published in Feilu.”
“What happened next? "
"After writing 10 chapters, the copyright of my master's other book was sold, and there was no need to write any more words," Chen Yong said seriously, "But I have always kept this in mind. I think you can give it a try.”
“That’s a real big rice dumpling, fixed in formalin, as long as...”
"Shut up, I think if you keep talking, we will be surrounded by armed police, and both of us will be subject to 404, in a physical sense!" Luo Hao immediately stopped Chen Yong's words, "Have a good time and have surgery." "In a few days, you will accompany me to the imperial capital to participate in the evaluation of Youqing, and then go to India."
"No, no, no." Chen Yong waved his hands repeatedly, "I have a secret book that can make authentic rice dumplings!" "
"Are you sick? You have trained me into a big rice dumpling. What should the students do?" Luo Hao asked righteously.
Chen Yong had never thought about this, but Luo Hao's words stunned him.
“There are not many anatomy teachers, but you still covet them, and there is something wrong! Do you know how many students a gross anatomy teacher can give to a preliminary understanding of anatomy? By the time they go to the clinic, it will all be human lives. , life! ”
"Dr. Chen, I'm here. Why do you want to see me so late?" A fair-skinned middle-aged man got out of the car and walked over and asked.
"This is Teacher Zhang from the Anatomy Teaching and Research Department." Chen Yong looked very awake, at least he knew how to introduce it to Luo Hao.
"Hello, Teacher Zhang." Luo Hao stood up and extended his hand in greeting.
"Professor Luo! I heard your name early in the morning, and it was like thunder in my ears. Today I finally saw it alive." Teacher Zhang made a little joke.
But.
This kind of joke was just a joke to others, but the teacher in the anatomy teaching and research department made this kind of joke, talking about living things. Luo Hao always felt that there was still a dead version of himself lying on the anatomy table.
I am filled with the feeling of fish and meat.
Damn it!
Luo Hao deleted all the negative information Chen Yong brought to him and started chatting with Teacher Zhang.
After a few words, Chen Yong also stood up.
He didn't sway, he stood as firm as a loose ball, and his general demeanor came out naturally.
“Take me to the basement level to see the general teacher.”
“What’s so interesting about that?” Teacher Zhang thought Chen Yong was joking and laughed, “Smoke your eyes. Once I go in, I have to cry for a long time.”
“I’ll take a look.” Chen Yong said coldly.
Teacher Zhang was stunned.
"Well, during the surgery today, an abnormal anatomy was discovered. Dr. Chen drank some wine, probably because he wanted to recall the past." Luo Hao made up a random reason.
This reason is not worthy of scrutiny at all. It is full of flaws and leaks everywhere.
Chen Yong grabbed Teacher Zhang's arm and said, "Let's take a look. Teacher Zhang is so heavy, you are afraid that I will steal it."
Teacher Zhang thought about it Think, that seems to be the case.
You can’t steal it anyway. If you want to be smoked, you can be smoked. It will probably come out in 10 minutes at most.
This is the first time someone has made such a request.
Teacher Zhang took a closer look at Chen Yong and Luo Hao and saw that they did not look like they were carrying knives, so he no longer worried.
As long as it doesn’t bring trouble to the general teacher, it’s okay, so Teacher Zhang boldly took Chen Yong and Luo Hao straight to the corpse storage room.
On the underground floor, the corridor is indescribably cold, which is different from an ordinary basement. The further he went down, the more Luo Hao felt that there was a sinister wind all over his body, which was even more gloomy and terrifying than an ordinary tomb.
Normally Luo Hao also went to the physical examination teacher when he was in school, so he shouldn't have such a reaction.
But for some reason today, Luo Hao just felt uncomfortable.
Maybe he was hinted by Chen Yong's words, Luo Hao thought.
The tangy smell of formalin came to his nose. Luo Hao squinted his eyes, took out a mask from Chen Yong's pocket and put it on.
"That's it. I won't accompany you. You can go up when you've had enough." Teacher Zhang immediately turned around and went back.
This is the structure of the bathhouse, which is full of formalin. The teacher's body is lying in the formalin.
None of the physical education teachers moved, but Luo Hao felt that every physical education teacher was ready to move and want to crawl out.
Chen Yong took off his clothes and spread them on the table outside. He sat by the pool and muttered something softly.
Damn it!
If you let Chen Yong drink from now on, he will be a dog!
Luo Hao cursed secretly in his heart.
Others drank too much and acted like crazy, and Qiwei had to vomit violently and went to the hospital for an infusion. Chen Yong could pour it well and fucked him with a bottle of beer until he went to the morgue to chat with the anatomy teacher.
This is nothing.
Luo Hao wanted to leave, but was afraid that Chen Yong would fall down. When he came to see him again, he had turned into a handsome anatomy teacher.
Suppressing the pungent and eye-smearing effects of formalin, Luo Hao quietly stood aside and looked at Chen Yong.
Chen Yong was mumbling something unknown, and his expression was serious, as if he and the general teacher had known each other before his death, and were still old friends, and there was no hesitation in chatting.
Time passed by, and Chen Yong seemed to be unable to feel the smell of formalin, while Luo Hao felt that the candles placed in the corner had been extinguished countless times.
I don’t know how long it took, but after Teacher Zhang came down to watch three or four times, Chen Yong lay on the edge of the pool and fell asleep soundly.
Luo Hao let out a sigh of relief.
It's not that he was afraid of anything else, Luo Hao was really worried that Chen Yong would stop using the magic formula, and Master DaZi would jump out of the pool one after another and follow him away.
Luo Hao has no doubt that Chen Yong can do this.
In that case, even if Boss Zhou is found, Chen Yong probably won't be able to escape the crime of being shot.
It's still the kind of shooting that takes half an hour.
Just sleep.
Luo Hao carried Chen Yong on his back, cursed him harder than the general teacher, and left step by step.
While walking up the stairs, Luo Hao felt that there was a general teacher following him, as if his hand would be on him in the next second.
Although I knew it was an illusion and I had imagined it, the feeling was extremely real.
Dong-dong-dong~
The footsteps carried lingering sounds and lingered around for three days.
Luo Hao resisted not looking back, but slowly carried Chen Yong back outside step by step.
The fresh air rushed towards his face, and it was not until this moment that Luo Hao felt that he had returned to the human world.
(End of this chapter)