Chapter 249 The second author of all papers is a dog
"Professor Luo..." Meng Liangren came to Luo Hao and whispered in his ear.
"It's okay." Luo Hao glanced at Meng Liangren, "Old Meng, follow me back to the core."
Then Luo Hao held down Chen Yong who was about to stand up, "Drink After the drink, you take them home, be less road-rage, and don’t curse.”
“Lao Liu, have a drink with the director.”
After Luo Hao finished making arrangements, he glanced at Wang Jiani, took out his cell phone, shook it, and then left.
"What's going on is so mysterious." Shen Zizai frowned.
But with Luo Hao here, Shen Zizai was not worried.
And now all his thoughts are on the bamboo. When he knows that he can get up close and watch the stars with the bamboo, Shen Zizai's soul has already flown away.
As for what happened to Corey, Luo Hao didn't say anything, and Shen Zizai didn't bother to ask.
...
"Old Meng, are you rescuing people?"
Meng Liangren left the hotel, Fang Zheng's face was a little anxious and gloomy.
"Professor Luo, I'm sorry." Meng Liangren apologized without hesitation as he started the car.
Apologizing seems to be as simple as eating and drinking water for Lao Meng.
"It has nothing to do with you. Director Yang said when he sent the patient here, the patient will live as long as he lives."
"Professor Luo, the person seems to be dying." Meng Liangren said solemnly. , "The boss told me that the fire escape was full of blood. When he went there, his blood pressure was gone. He pressed it twice... Oh."
Luo Hao thought for a while, picked up his phone and called Yang Jing and phone calls.
The patient was sent here by Yang Jinghe. He was sent to the Second Hospital of Medical University by Yang Jinghe to have retired Director Bai Binbai for surgery. Later, Director Bai retired and went to the Third Hospital of Medical University to see Director Liu Ruibao for surgery. The one who did the surgery.
Luo Hao was helpless about the patient's sudden death.
In fact, the patient's condition has been under control. Hepatocellular carcinoma without portal hypertension can be maintained for many years if he is lucky.
Luo Hao sighed. What the hospital manager meant was that the patient was dead, a sudden death, the kind that kills the person after a mouthful of blood spurts out.
Now I estimate that if I rush back, the patient will be dressed and Mr. Yin and Yang will be here.
Alas.
Luo Hao sighed inwardly.
The joy of returning with bamboo was somewhat diluted.
Although the patient's death had nothing to do with medical treatment or Luo Hao.
"Lao Yang, I'm sorry, the patient you sent suddenly died suddenly." Luo Hao said.
"Dead?" Yang Jinghe said calmly, "Is there a problem?"
"I don't know, I just came back and was about to eat."
"It's okay, you eat your food and I'll take a look."
"I'm already in the car, so I won't bother you, Old Yang." Luo Hao said.
"Why are you so polite to me? I'll see you in the hospital."
After Yang Jinghe finished speaking, he hung up the phone.
"Lao Meng, gastric varicose veins?" Luo Hao asked simply.
"Professor Luo, that's it."
Meng Liangren began to report on the patient's condition.
This patient is undergoing surgical treatment in his first year of medical school. This is the second time.
When he was hospitalized for the first time, the patient was relatively obedient. It was probably because the unfamiliar environment made him a little restrained.
The surgical treatment was relatively successful. Meng Liangren sent the film and test results of the review after hospitalization this time to Luo Hao. Luo Hao was very satisfied with the treatment.
The tumor has shrunk, and indicators such as alpha-fetoprotein are also moving in a good direction.
According to Luo Hao's analysis, as long as the patient's mood is stable and there is no excessive anger and anger, there is no problem in living for another 5 years.
5 years, or at least.
But, after being hospitalized this time, the patient began to return to his true nature - drinking and drinking.
The first time I drank, I was bumped into by Meng Liangren. Meng Liangren was shocked at that time.
Even after ten years of managing patients in an infectious disease hospital, Meng Liangren never saw anyone using the ward as a restaurant.
Meng Liangren left late that day. Before leaving, he checked around the patients again. When he opened the door, he smelled the smell of alcohol.
Smells like alcohol.
The patient bought a roast duck and two bottles of Erguotou, and sat on the bed and ate to himself.
Meng Liangren was very angry and criticized him at that time.
The patient just smiled in apology. No matter what Meng Liangren said, he showed a very good attitude and packed up his things and threw them away.
Meng Liangren thought he would never drink in the hospital again, so he did not report the incident to Luo Hao.
Unexpectedly, the patient still hid in the fire escape and drank heavily every day.
"Professor Luo, I did not take good care of him." Meng Liangren continued to review.
"It has nothing to do with you, Lao Meng." Luo Hao shook his head.
With Yang Jinghe's relationship, it should be fine. But Luo Hao always felt awkward that the patient died in the hospital instead of at home.
Although Luo Hao has seen countless patients who died of illness, he still feels uncomfortable.
In silence, Meng Liangren drove to the hospital.
Luo Hao got off the car and got on the elevator with Meng Liangren.
As soon as the elevator door opened, Luo Hao saw the undertaker preparing things in the hall outside the elevator.
There were all kinds of flags, and Luo Hao didn't know what the rules were.
Wang Xiaoshuai was wearing a security uniform, with his legs spread shoulder-width apart, his hands behind his back, looking at everything with an indifferent expression.
He is like a hard stone. As long as someone makes trouble, Wang Xiaoshuai will do something.
"Professor Luo." Wang Xiaoshuai came over to say hello after seeing Luo Hao.
He has an indescribable and unexplainable temperament. Luo Hao has a very strong sense of perception. Even if Wang Xiaoshuai deliberately conceals it, he cannot hide it from Luo Hao.
"How is it?"
"It's okay, I didn't even cry at home." Wang Xiaoshuai reported in the simplest and most concise language.
Luo Hao nodded and walked into the ward.
The patient is not in the ward, but in the emergency room of the ward.
His clothes have been torn apart, and electrode membranes are attached to his body to connect to ECG monitoring.
The electrocardiogram straightened.
The patient's skin was pale and bloodless. He should have died due to excessive blood loss.
Although he was lying down, his belly was still bulging and his navel was protruding.
There was a lot of ascites. At a glance, I knew it was cirrhosis of the liver, portal hypertension, gastric varices, and finally bleeding. A mouthful of blood spurted out and the person died.
The logical chain is very clear. Luo Hao is not a god, and it is even more impossible for him to go directly to hell in his physical body, chat with Po Meng, and bring the patient back.
The ascites was so severe that he even drank alcohol!
Luo Hao didn’t know what to say.
Yang Jinghe stood in the corner, talking to a woman wearing camouflage clothing.
The woman should be 35 or 6 years old. She looks like a travel companion at first glance, with a weathered face. She listened to Yang Jinghe talking and looked at the dead patient with no sadness.
“Lao Yang, I’m here.”
"Xiao Luo, this is my friend Song Jiarong, the patient's biological sister. They are the only ones at home. Xiao Man's ex-wife and children are not here." Yang Jinghe explained briefly.
Luo Hao looked serious and comforted Song Jiarong with a few words.
"It's okay, I knew there would be such a day." Song Jiarong said lightly, "I've been beaten and scolded, but it's no use. If you want to die, then just die. It's fine, die. "Hurry up and don't suffer."
These words were originally used by the doctor to comfort the patient's family, but at this moment, they were extremely strange coming from the patient's family.
"Xiao Rong, please be busy. I know the funeral people outside. If you have any requests, just tell them." Yang Jinghe also said calmly.
"Okay, Lao Yang." Song Jiarong was not polite.
It can be seen that there must have been a story between the two when they were young.
It’s just that Yang Jinghe is very capable and can turn lovers into friends. This is an ability.
Luo Hao just glanced at it without thinking much, and then his eyes fell on the patient's family members.
"Professor Luo, thank you for your hard work. My brother is not up to par, so I need you to make a trip." The woman apologized to Luo Hao.
For a moment, Luo Hao felt like he had returned to the era where the doctor-patient relationship was the most harmonious as the bosses said a few decades ago.
“You’re welcome, if you need anything, please contact me directly.”
“Yes.”
A simple communication without all kinds of unexpected nonsense, the patient The family members seemed to have accepted this for a long time, and even subconsciously hoped that the patient would leave as soon as possible.
Half an hour after his death, the hospital manager performed compressions and left an electrocardiogram as a death certificate.
Then the body preparation began.
Yang Jinghe pulled Luo Hao out of the rescue room.
"Ronaldo, when did you come back?"
"Just came back."
"I still have a few patients waiting for your surgery. I will go back and study After a while, give me a slap while waiting for the operation.”
"Yeah."
Luo Hao nodded, but looked at the fire escape.
Someone is cleaning the door.
Outside the door, a man in his thirties was kneeling on the ground, crying in a lowered voice.
There were no family members of the patients around, but there were some gossip-seekers watching.
"Old Yang, let me take a look."
Luo Hao felt a little strange.
The family members of the patients who should have been grief-stricken were very calm, but an outsider was crying with sadness.
Isn’t this the opposite?
Going to the man who was sitting on the ground and crying bitterly, Luo Hao looked up and down. He saw that he was not his patient.
"This is Professor Ma's patient. It seems to be a hemangioma in the liver." Meng Liangren introduced.
"What's wrong with you?" Luo Hao squatted down and asked gently.
“This is our Professor Luo.” Meng Liang said.
The patient should know Meng Liangren. When he heard Professor Luo, he was stunned for a moment, and there were still tears in his eyes.
Luo Hao was not in a hurry and looked at him quietly.
"I...I..."
The patient's mood is very unstable.
It's just a patient with hemangioma, so he shouldn't be afraid of death, Luo Hao guessed.
Perhaps his mood began to fluctuate because he saw someone die?
It’s hard to say.
Luo Hao is also very patient. Although he is not his patient, Luo Hao is still willing to wait for some time for his mood to recover.
After two or three minutes, the patient got a little better. "Professor Luo, Doctor Meng, I'm sorry." The patient had a runny nose and wiped his tears, "I'm much better."
"What's going on?"
< br>"I will never smoke again."
"???"
"???"
"???"
Luo Hao, Meng Liangren, and Yang Jinghe were all stunned and did not understand. What does the patient mean?
“The doctors and nurses said smoking is prohibited in the hospital and smoking is not allowed. I have surgery tomorrow and my mouth is dry, so I secretly went to the fire escape.”
"It happened that the elder brother was smoking and drinking, so I smoked one with him and chatted for a few words."
"Just after two puffs, the elder brother sprayed blood on the wall, and everyone was gone, woo woo woo~ ~~”
Luo Hao sighed.
So that’s what happened.
For a long time, ordinary people in the country rarely saw blood. The person in front of him must have been frightened when he saw someone die in front of him.
"Your illnesses are different." Luo Hao comforted him with a dumbfounded voice.
“Ooooooo, I know.” The patient cried like a 160-pound child, “But it was so scary. It was the first time I saw a mouthful of blood spraying on the wall and the person disappeared. .”
Same.
Luo Hao reached out and patted the patient on the shoulder, then stood up.
It’s just that I was surprised, so it’s okay to take it slow.
"Little Luo, come and sit at my place for a while." Yang Jinghe said.
"Okay."
Meng Liangren stayed to see if there was anything he could do to help, mainly to observe the mood of the patient's family to avoid any accidents.
Although the patient’s sister looked very cold, she might have been severely stimulated and was unable to react for a while.
When they arrived at the radiotherapy department, Yang Jinghe opened the door of the director's office and the two of them entered the room.
Yang Jinghe then shook her head, "I knew he would die."
"Have you been drinking like this?" Luo Hao asked.
After sitting down, Yang Jinghe was stunned for a few seconds, and then she began to say, "When I first found out that I had liver cancer and couldn't undergo surgery, Xiao Man was scared to death. At that time, Xiao Man and I Rongzhao, find me here.”
As expected, the patient’s sister is related to Yang Jinghe.
Luo Hao is open to this and doesn't think Yang Jinghe is a scumbag.
It’s not like you’re trying to trick people into getting married. It’s normal for a man to love a woman. As long as Yang Jinghe can take care of things at home and his lover's side is calm, it's okay.
"Xiao Man was frightened at that time, crying and said that as long as he could live, he would do whatever I said. You didn't see that guy's bones were soft and it was difficult to walk."
"Quit smoking, quit drinking, play Ba Duan Jin, and control your diet. I didn't expect that bastard to do all these things!" Yang Jinghe said with emotion.
Luo Hao listened quietly.
"About two years ago, Xiaoman came to me happily. Director Bai of the Second Hospital had not yet retired and performed the surgery on him personally. After 5 operations, the 7cm tumor was gone, Director Bai said No surgery is needed this time, just observe and check again in three months.”
"Xiao Man is happy, Xiao Luo, you know."
Luo Hao nodded.
“After that, this bitch started to get involved with his gangster friends again. Smoking, drinking, and going to KTV! It seemed that he had some misunderstandings with a few young ladies. He had a fight. I went to the police station. Get him."
"You really think you're alive if you beat him up when you meet him? If the tumor can be cured so easily, it won't be called a tumor."
"The surgery was well done. The tumor is gone. Maybe I feel like I have escaped death." Luo Hao said.
"Later on, he underwent operations intermittently. He no longer had the fear of liver cancer at the beginning, and felt that as long as he came to the hospital for surgery, the disease could be controlled." Yang Jinghe said disdainfully, "He completely forgot what I told him at the beginning. "Those things."
"Until the centralized drug procurement, I have repeatedly warned and urged you to take entecavir and not to take the alternative drugs that have been compressed to the extreme. Are these drugs effective?" !" Yang Jinghe cursed.
It turns out that there is still this matter. Luo Hao didn't speak, just listened quietly.
“Later, I don’t know what friend told this guy to stop entecavir and switch to domestic alternative drugs. We are not saying that domestic drugs are not good, but you get what you pay for. "Yes."
"Well, the same is true for antihypertensive drugs. Many people cannot control their blood pressure well after switching to centralized drugs." Luo Hao also told the truth.
"As a result, Xiao Man's hepatitis B virus activity began to increase exponentially. As for him, I don't know if he is possessed by evil spirits. He refused to listen to any advice to smoke or drink."
"Xiao Man, I asked him to come here at that time. You really have no choice, because Liu Ruibao in the Third Hospital has already started chasing people away."
"Because of drinking?" Luo Hao asked.
"Yes." Yang Jinghe shook her head helplessly, "No way, if this person wants to die, even the King of Heaven will not be able to stop him."
"That's true." Luo Hao knew that Yang Jinghe was comforting him.
As for whether Director Liu Ruibao of the Third Hospital would accept it or not, Luo Hao didn't know whether it was true or not, but it was very likely that it was false.
Who is Yang Jinghe? Director Liu can refuse to accept his patients because of this nonsense? But when Yang Jinghe said this, Luo Hao listened and believed it. There was no need to take it seriously because of this trivial matter.
"Lao Yang, thank you." Luo Hao still thanked him seriously.
"Hai, look at what you said." Yang Jinghe suddenly changed his face, "Ronald, I heard that you brought back a giant panda? I must say you are really awesome!"
"..." Luo Hao was speechless.
I brought the giant panda back and knew everything.
"Lao Yang, who said that?"
"Hahahaha." Yang Jinghe laughed, "You are so awesome, you can even bring a panda back! Who can say otherwise? Is it true or not?”
“Don’t laugh at me.” Luo Hao sighed, “There are too many projects at hand, including the release of pandas in the wild.”
"I believe you can handle it." Yang Jinghe was even more confident than Luo Hao.
"Old Yang, who did you listen to?"
"Shen Zizai, he is very arrogant and domineering. When he meets people, he always says that you will bring a giant panda back soon."
Shen Zizai.
He is really a fan of giant pandas. When he heard that he was going to bring bamboo back, his head was probably full of water.
This kind of thing is still publicized everywhere, alas, Luo Hao sighed inwardly.
But Luo Hao couldn't demand anything from Shen Zizai. There were still photos of him at Beidong hanging in the department. That kind of underworld style seems to be the work of AFP, but Luo Hao also likes it very much.
"Little Luo, let's talk about something serious." Yang Jinghe looked at Luo Hao seriously.
"What's the matter, Old Yang."
"The lower-level doctors in the department are in need of scientific research." Yang Jinghe got straight to the point, not hiding anything, "You can do me a favor."
"Okay." Luo Hao responded with a smile.
"Is it difficult?"
"Divide people."
"..." Yang Jinghe didn't understand how Luo Hao divided people.
"A few days ago, a sub-journal of "Nature" published a paper without a single word. How can I put it, the impact factor of that sub-journal is above 20, and we generally have one article in this life. That's enough."
"No words? What do you mean?" Yang Jinghe was stunned for a moment.
"It is an article by the famous scientists Alexandria Goldberg and CJ Chemjobber. The article details the current list of products that do not contain chemical ingredients."
"???" Yang Jinghe still didn't understand.
“What they mean is that all the products on the market now contain chemical ingredients.” Luo Hao explained.
“Holy shit!”
“So, there is not a single word in the article. I guess, Alexandria Goldberg and CJ Chemjobber want to ridicule the current market. But satirizing the market, You can have a top journal article, so I say divide people.”
"But that's "Natuer", even if it's a sub-issue." Yang Jinghe's eyes widened.
"Yeah, so what." Luo Hao shrugged and said with a smile, "The same is true in the field of scientific research. As long as you have identity and status, you can just go there with a blank piece of paper, even if "natuer" It has to be published too."
"!"
Yang Jinghe didn't expect Luo Hao to say this.
Isn’t this just a stinky hooligan!
He rarely said similar words in the hospital, but Luo Hao didn't care at all. No, it wasn't Luo Hao who didn't care, it was the two scientists who didn't.
"What do they do?" Yang Jinghe asked in a daze.
"What you do is not important, what matters is your identity and status." Luo Hao smiled, "Boss Chai is one of the editors-in-chief of The Lancet."
"!!! "
"In a few days, when the bamboo's injury has healed, the boss will come to plate a plate of bamboo. "
"Give me a chance to flatter you?" Yang Jinghe's eyes lit up.
"I'll do the flattering, the opportunity is precious." Luo Hao refused directly.
What is the identity of my boss Chai? The director of a provincial tertiary hospital really can’t talk to his boss.
Even if Yang Jinghe went, he would probably be embarrassed.
"Whatever you need me to do, Ronaldinho, just tell me."
"It's not necessary for now. I'll tell you when I think of it, Lao Yang. Don't worry, I will never be polite to you."
"It would be nice if it was winter. Go to Yabuli. I have a small industry there... "
Yang Jinghe said, paused, but then smiled, "I opened a hotel, and said that it is also a B&B. It has an open-air hot spring, it is snowing, you can soak in the hot spring and drink a few glasses of wine. "It's very comfortable."
"Xia Tian's side should be pretty good too." Luo Hao smiled, "But the doctors under you, Lao Yang, don't need the boss. I can just write some papers and bring them with me." "
"Really?" Yang Jinghe narrowed his eyes.
"Damn, Old Yang, you are really..." Luo Hao also knew that the reason why Yang Jinghe was so "uninformed" was because it was really difficult for doctors in provincial tertiary hospitals to publish papers.
"Let me tell you something."
"Yeah, yeah." Yang Jinghe nodded repeatedly.
"Director Gu, Gu Huaiming, the one from 912, used to write papers when he was studying in Australia, and the second author was always Jessica."
Yang Jinghe's face showed All men know how to laugh.
Men should always take care of their women. This is the case for me, and the same is true for Director Gu.
I understand, I understand.
"Jessica, is Director Gu's dog."
"!!! What?!!!" Countless question marks popped up on Yang Jinghe's head.
"I was lonely in Australia, so Director Gu adopted a dog. It was indeed lonely. All surgeries there were done by one person, and I really couldn't afford to hire an assistant. When I was writing my thesis, I only had the dog with me, so the second The author is Jessica ”
"Fuck me!"
Yang Jinghe almost cried.
Gu Huaiming can guess the grade of the paper Director Gu published. A second author can get it in China and sell it at the current market price, starting at least 200,000 yuan.
But Director Gu, not only did not sell it, he also regarded his own dog as the second author.
If you think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong with it.
But there is something absurd about this.
No!
Luo Hao is using Gu Huaiming to show off. He means that even a dog can become a professor by following him.
When Yang Jinghe thought of this, she was stunned.
(End of this chapter)