Chapter 255 "Bear" Child
"Luo Hao, is it safe?" Gu Huaiming and Qian Guangming asked in unison.
"Safe." Luo Hao did not use vague words to deal with it like he did when talking to patients and patients' families, but gave a clear answer.
Geng Qiang sighed aside.
It seems that I and Luo Hao are not familiar enough.
If you are familiar with something, you will know it with your mouth. Luo Hao is really a bitch.
“Let’s go, let’s go.” Boss Chai couldn’t wait, but Boss Zhou frowned and looked at Wang Xiaoshuai in the corner.
"Luo Hao." Boss Zhou waved.
“Boss.”
“Who is that person?” Mr. Zhou asked, pointing at Wang Xiaoshuai.
"An unemployed vagrant who now works as a security guard in a hospital. He used to work as a mercenary overseas, but later ran back because the money given was counterfeit money."
Mr. Zhou nodded and said nothing.
“Counterfeit money? Can mercenaries collect counterfeit money?” Qian Guangming was surprised.
"Maybe the bosses are too greedy and have stolen all the money."
Chai Lao doesn't care about mercenaries or not. He only has eyes for playing with cats, and he is as focused as It's fishing.
Even though he has been in the air force all year round, Mr. Chai is still focused.
"Luo Hao, what are you going to do?" Mr. Zhou was in slightly poor health and unlike Mr. Chai, he walked slowly behind.
"Boss, I want to teach bamboo survival skills in the wild, and then teach it how to use some simple tools."
"Can it work?" Mr. Zhou moved his eyes to the tree in front of him. bamboo.
“Looking at it now, simple things are okay. I quickly learned to wash my face, and now I am teaching it to brush its teeth.”
"!!!"
"!!!"
Mr. Zhou and Gu Huaiming were stunned.
Brushing your teeth is no small matter.
This action is even more complicated than swinging a wooden stick to attack the opponent.
The monkeys in Mount Emei also use weapons, but they are all unconscious and have not yet evolved conscious group behavior.
As for pandas, the cute ones who can wipe their faces and fold their quilts are already on the ceiling. No one can think of more, and no panda can do it.
Luo Hao is so courageous, and his mobility is so strong, he directly taught Bamboo how to brush his teeth.
No one can guess what will happen next.
"Boss, please slow down."
"It's okay." Mr. Zhou muttered, "I have already said hello to the drone you told me about. It needs to be filed. The other side of the video needs to be viewed first, and the sensitive and confidential content can be removed before it can be given to you."
< br>"Okay, as long as I can keep track of the bamboo's movements, I will definitely not be exposed to confidential content." Luo Hao didn't care and smiled happily.
"Luo Hao, is this really possible?" Gu Huaiming asked a confused question.
“Try it, I’m not sure either. After all, Bamboo was raised by his father, so he has no wild experience. I don’t know much about pandas’ wild experience, and I would like to go to the Qinling Mountains to catch a wild giant panda. , but there are still many things at hand, and I really can’t get away.”
Luo Hao said his troubles.
Luo Hao now wishes he had three heads and six arms, otherwise he would really be too busy.
It is indeed extremely difficult to get Sanqing without wanting water. Luo Hao was blessed by the system, and his energy and physical strength were far beyond ordinary people, so he didn't feel any fatigue.
Mr. Zhou stopped talking and followed him into the yard.
The bamboo was not alert. It sat on the ground distressedly, holding a piece of clothing in its chubby hand.
After getting closer, everyone saw that Bamboo was learning to tie buttons.
Its fingers were too thick and had sharp claws, just like girls' manicures, which seriously hindered its movements.
However, the bamboo is made in a orderly manner, which makes everyone amazed.
"Boss, I want to customize a suit for Zhuzi." Luo Hao came to Mr. Zhou and said in a low voice.
"Can the bulletproof vest be worn? You can buy that thing online." Boss Zhou saw through what Luo Hao wanted to do at a glance.
"It should be possible." Luo Hao said firmly, "I don't want to use eel slime body armor. I guess it's classified. Do you know anyone who knows someone in this field? I have graphene body armor. A few ideas.”
Mr. Zhou didn't speak, but looked at the fat bamboo.
The back of the bamboo is hairless and bare, and the scars look a little ferocious.
His back was injured and it looked very serious. No wonder Luo Hao wanted to prepare a set of graphene body armor for this little guy.
“It doesn’t need to be really bulletproof. It’s not necessary to be so thick and strong. It just needs to be able to withstand the claws of wild beasts. So those bulletproof vests on the market now are not good. They are too redundant and cumbersome. Suitable for survival in the wild."
"Is this what you want giant pandas to learn to survive in the wild?" Mr. Zhou asked sarcastically.
"Boss." Luo Hao suddenly stood at attention, his body straight, as if a soldier in the army had seen the leader.
"Huh? What do you have to say?"
"Releasing giant pandas to the wild is not to let them fend for themselves, but to replenish fresh blood and genes to avoid the problems in the base. The panda population is inbreeding.”
“The imperialist colonial system that you hate most, wants the whole world to maintain the so-called original ecology, and does not allow people around the world to enter modernization...”
Luo Hao gushed. He kept talking.
Mr. Zhou raised his eyebrows with murderous intent in his eyes, but as Luo Hao spoke, his sharp eyes gradually softened, and then became confused again.
Luo Hao's words are a bit unreasonable, but it does sound like that.
Raising giant pandas is to avoid inbreeding and expand the population.
Purpose-oriented, it doesn’t really matter whether giant pandas can be like wild beasts.
But, putting graphene body armor on giant pandas sounds so unseemly.
"Boss." Luo Hao stopped standing at attention and came to Mr. Zhou's side with a smile. His voice was so low that even Gu Huaiming couldn't hear him.
"Huh?"
"Boss Lang has been exposed to endoscopic surgery since the 1980s."
"Luo Hao!" Gu Huaiming snapped.
Mr. Zhou raised his hand and shook it slightly to stop Gu Huaiming.
"Well, what you said makes some sense." Mr. Zhou said calmly, "The first time I saw thoracoscopy for esophageal cancer surgery was in Massachusetts. One operation lasted 9 hours. At that time, I thought, this Isn’t it just for the sake of using equipment?”
Gu Huaiming squinted at Luo Hao.
But Luo Hao ignored Director Gu, but bowed slightly and stood next to Mr. Zhou with a warm smile on his face.
“But, once it is actually used, within a few years, the operation will be so simple that I can’t believe it.”
“How long does it take to perform an esophageal cancer operation now?” Mr. Zhou turned his head and asked.
"Boss, cardiac cancer treatment takes about 2 hours. Simple cases take less than 2 hours. Complex cases can take up to 4 hours." Gu Huaiming replied.
"Yes." Mr. Zhou nodded, "Technology is for the progress of mankind, and for the people on this land... Hahaha, is it too daddy?"
"Boss, who did you hear the word daddy from?" Luo Hao was surprised.
“Don’t think that I don’t know what you are saying about me behind my back.” Zhou Lao curled his lips, “Instill values, preach, and be daddy. As long as it does not violate the principles, I will contact you. But, it’s really Is it okay? ”
“I think it’s okay, Bamboo learns things quickly”
"Yes." Mr. Zhou nodded and saw Mr. Chai squatting next to the bamboo and starting to pet the cat.
Mr. Zhou, who had been impatient before, was no longer anxious, but was thinking about something, and petting the cat became unimportant.
The bamboo was so honest that it even moved its head closer to Chai Lao so that it would be more comfortable for him to pull it up.
If Mr. Chai hadn’t been so skinny, I’m afraid the bamboo would have fallen into Mr. Chai’s arms.
The little guy seems so sensible, and his skills like observing words and emotions are similar to those of a 9 or 10 year old child.
He is still a sensible kind of kid, not a naughty kid.
"Is your IQ so high?" Gu Huaiming looked at Bamboo in surprise.
Luo Hao guessed that this has something to do with Chen Yong.
But it didn’t happen like in novels or myths. Bamboo just seemed to have an increase in IQ.
And Zhuzi is closer to himself and to the white-haired dad Liu than to Chen Yong. I don’t know why.
Luo Hao felt that Chen Yong's so-called beast control techniques were incomplete, or that the beast control in his mind was just from novels and was fabricated.
The real beast master... doesn't look very magical.
"Tsk, tsk, that's a lot of injuries." Chai Lao stroked the cat for a while and began to touch the scar on the bamboo's back.
After practicing surgery all his life, Mr. Chai could feel the seriousness of the injury as soon as he put his hand on it.
He was a little intolerant and his eyes were filled with pity.
"Boss, Bamboo's injury has healed." Luo Hao said nonsense.
"No sequelae?"
"If you want to have any, you can also have an operation." Luo Hao said with a smile.
Chai Lao raised his hand, Luo Hao leaned his head over, Chai Lao's right index finger bent and hit Luo Hao's head.
"Don't joke about this kind of thing." Mr. Chai said dissatisfied.
"Boss, there are no sequelae, everything is fine." Luo Hao replied firmly.
"That's OK." Mr. Chai petted the cat, satisfied.
Bamboo is more well-behaved and sensible than expected. Mr. Chai even felt that he could play with Bamboo.
"Boss, would you like to masturbate for a while?" Luo Hao turned around and asked Mr. Zhou.
“If not first, what else can happen?” Mr. Zhou asked.
"Boss, let me show you now. Will you keep me in check?" Luo Hao bowed and asked Mr. Chai.
It is difficult to serve one boss. Now that both bosses are here, Luo Hao feels like one head has become two heads.
"Okay." Mr. Chai stood up, his loving eyes overflowing.
For a moment, Luo Hao seemed to understand the complicated looks Director Qian and Director Gu looked at him.
I am actually a little envious and jealous of bamboo.
"Chen Yong, show me."
Chen Yong looked smug and raised his chin slightly. Everyone else was wearing sterile clothes and masks, but Chen Yong, who usually wears a mask, only wore sterile clothes, and his handsome face was sharp and angular.
“Stand up!” Chen Yong shouted.
Bamboo immediately stood up, his movements clumsy but meticulous.
The innocent expression also became serious. It was not as ridiculous as the pandas in other zoos who stood up with their hands on their hips and scolded their parents, but instead made people feel solemn.
"!!!"
"!!!"
Everyone was shocked.
"Sleep."
Zhuzi quickly ran to the small "bed", opened the folded bamboo mat and lay down on it.
He fell asleep peacefully and almost fell asleep in a second, and the sound of snoring could already be heard.
This...
Chen Yong then turned his attention to Luo Hao. Luo Hao nodded, indicating that he knew. After waiting for about 2 minutes, Luo Hao raised his hand to cover his mouth, and a low-frequency sound wave began to appear.
The bamboo that was sleeping soundly a second ago woke up immediately. It first looked around carefully, then leaned against a tree next to the "bed", with the sharp claws of its hands stretched out. .
"What are you studying?" Mr. Zhou asked.
"The sound of a python appearing." Luo Hao stopped the "exercise" and explained to Mr. Zhou, "In the Qinling Mountains, the main natural enemies of giant pandas are eagles, pythons, and jackals."
"Eagle The target is panda cubs, not considered for now. Adult pandas have to face pythons and jackals, which are the main enemies."
The sound of the enemy disappeared, and Zhu Zi seemed to be relieved, but he still looked around carefully. , and it wasn’t until 5 minutes later that he returned to the bamboo mat and started “folding the quilt”.
This time it moved very quickly, without any laziness. It folded the quilt and kept it straight.
This scene silenced all those who came to "visit".
Not to mention that Bamboo is a giant panda, no one among them except Mr. Zhou can fold the quilt so neatly and with sharp edges.
He is not as good as a giant panda, which makes Director Qian, Director Gu, Geng Qiang and others feel sad.
“Why should we learn to fold quilts?” Mr. Zhou asked.
“There is deworming medicine on the mat. You can try to avoid parasite infestation by sleeping on it every time you sleep. Fold it so that it can be stuffed in your backpack.”
"Backpack?"
"Backpack?"
"Yes, we have prepared a backpack for bamboo, with some commonly used things in it." Luo Hao said, "My purpose is to let bamboo find wild Female giant pandas, rather than letting bamboo really return to the wild and become wild beasts.”
The purpose is clear, Luo Hao has said this.
But this is too clear, simple and direct to the point of being a bit crude.
Co-author Luo Hao lets Zhuzi go to the wild to find an affair, which is like a wild camping trip.
If you think so, everything will fall into place.
Then Chen Yong took the bamboo and started running and climbing trees.
Although the bamboo looks fat, its running speed is not slow at all, and it can even climb trees a little faster than imagined cats.
It’s just that the panda house is a bit crude, and the bamboo’s speed has not yet reached its peak, and it ran to the other side as soon as it started to accelerate.
"How fast can you run?" Mr. Zhou asked.
“55 kilometers per hour.” Luo Hao replied.
Mr. Zhou narrowed his eyes.
One hour, 55 kilometers!
As the bamboos run, jump, and climb trees, the cute and naive feeling disappears. There is even a cruel feeling of the jungle in the yard of the panda house.
Watching Chen Yong bring the bamboo to "show" the training results, Gu Huaiming was a little confused. He pulled Luo Hao and asked, "You don't have to wear clothes, right? Why train it to button up?"
"The anus, it's Weaknesses, especially when climbing trees." Luo Hao said, "Bamboo's body armor should block all weaknesses. But wearing it will not be conducive to finding a girlfriend, so take off your clothes."
"..." Gu Huaiming was speechless.
What Luo Hao said made sense, but it was a bit unseemly. I couldn’t tell what was strange about it.
Suddenly Luo Hao's mind moved and his voice was very low, "Director Gu, have you been to the mountain city recently?"
"Ah?" Gu Huaiming didn't understand why Luo Hao changed the topic so quickly, and he shook his head.
"There is a massage chair at Shancheng Jiangbei Airport. I heard from Lao Cui that you should never try that thing."
"???" Gu Huaiming had a question mark.
“Is it that rogue massage chair with no sense of boundaries?” Qian Guangming asked with a fierce look on his face.
"Director Qian, have you tried?" Luo Hao's eyes widened.
"Well, damn, I don't know who designed this crap!" Qian Guangming cursed in a low voice.
Gu Huaiming was curious about what kind of massage chair could make Qian Guangming so angry.
Qian Guangming looks fierce, but in fact he is gentle and kind. He usually does not open his mouth at all and is scolded by the country.
"My hemorrhoids were pressed." Director Qian scolded fiercely.
“Holy shit!” Luo Hao’s eyes widened, “Director Qian, are you okay.”
"It's okay, it's just that I was bleeding and my pants were wet. I had the surgery when I returned to Xiehe." Qian Guangming smiled bitterly.
The two of them seemed to be talking about secret words, and Gu Huaiming was a little dissatisfied.
"Director Gu, it's like this. There are massage balls under the massage chair at Shancheng Jiangbei International Airport. At first, the two massage balls spread the buttocks apart."
Gu Huaiming used "break" to Luo Hao. This verb expresses dissatisfaction.
It is simply too vivid, it makes people have a bad idea and makes them feel uncomfortable.
"Then there is a massage ball to massage the anus."
"!!!"
No wonder Lao Qian's external hemorrhoids ruptured. Which genius came up with this massage plan?
I didn’t expect that the mountain city would be more open than Chengdu!
I have only heard about the Sichuan and Chongqing female tyrannosaurs before. Could it be that they were all forced to do so by the female tyrannosaurs? Now that everyone has opened their eyes to see the world, what is one thing that foreign girls don’t have?
In an instant, countless thoughts flashed through Gu Huaiming's mind.
"Bamboo is mainly used to prevent anus from being exploded, which can cause serious injuries, especially when facing jackals." Luo Hao changed the topic back with a serious look on his face, not mentioning the rogue massage chair at Jiangbei International Airport just now. appearance.
Following Luo Hao's introduction, Gu Huaiming even felt that Luo Hao was going to equip Zhuzi with an AK47.
This is not letting it return to the forest, it is simply going to fight real people... real bear cs.
"Luo Hao, are you sure it can be done?"
"I have been training recently. After two or three days, on the weekend, we are going to take bamboo to the wild forest near Funiu Mountain to try."
Luo Hao said, but hesitated.
"What are you going to say? You're so annoying." Mr. Zhou scolded.
"Boss, we don't dare to touch things in the mountains and forests of the Northeast. We are tied up and distressed."
"Hu Santana? Do you still believe this?" Mr. Zhou glared at Luo Hao.
"No, no, no, boss, many animals here are protected. If bamboo goes out and kills them indiscriminately... some animals have a higher protection level than bamboo. What do you think will happen if something happens?"
Mr. Zhou was dumbfounded. He never thought that the bamboo would kill indiscriminately.
It would be good if he could survive. How could it be said from Luo Hao's mouth that Bamboo has the illusion of being invincible in the world.
Before coming, Mr. Zhou was worried about whether bamboo could adapt to survive in the wild, but after he came, he saw Luo Hao worried about whether bamboo would be sentenced.
Damn it!
Where is this?
“Are you going to equip Bamboo with a gun?”
“Boss, don’t scare me.” Luo Hao said with a smile, “Don’t dare, cold weapons are enough.”
"Are you wild?"
"I have started eating live chickens and birds. My gastrointestinal function seems to be okay and I can adapt."
"What? Don't pandas eat bamboo?" Gu Huaiming's eyes almost fell out.
Although he knew that pandas are omnivores, after watching too many videos of Huahua and Mengsan, Gu Huaiming could not accept that pandas eat bloody meat.
“There was a wild panda named Beichuan who secretly ate wolf cubs and was chased by a pack of wolves. When it was discovered later, it had not eaten for many days, had lost all its fat, and weighed only 80 kilograms. ."
"Tsk, tsk." Mr. Zhou shook his head.
Wildness is easy to say, but if you really see it, many people will not be able to accept it.
"Bamboo is obedient, really obedient. There used to be a book called "Wolf Totem". Director Gu must have read it."
"Read it, stupid book." Gu Huaiming said with disdain, "Foreign Foundation Sponsored, specious theories have one purpose—to slander the farming nation.”
“Yes, the book says that wild animals cannot be trained, and there is only one Internet celebrity wolf. It took only a month to turn into a dog." Luo Hao smiled, "It's easy to change from a wolf to a dog. The words of those bastards are not worthy of consideration. However, it is a bit difficult to change from a dog to a wolf."
"Bamboo is so sensible that it can accept it even if it doesn't eat bamboo and eats raw meat."
"Why not teach it to drill wood to make fire?" Gu Huaiming asked.
"Damn, Director Gu, I don't dare to say that." Luo Hao immediately stopped, "Once the mountain fire spreads, the big forest in our northeast...do you want to have a fire in the Greater Khingan Mountains?"
It seems like that.
Luo Hao thought a lot, but Gu Huaiming didn't find any flaws for the time being.
And the bamboo looks chubby and naive, but when it runs, you can already smell the wild and spicy smell.
Not to mention the equipment prepared by Luo Hao, just the current state of the bamboo. It doesn’t look like it is recovering from a serious injury. If it is released into the forest now, it is estimated that the bamboo can survive.
"Not bad." Boss Zhou obeyed and nodded, extremely satisfied.
"Boss, are you relieved?"
"Well, okay, I want to pet the cat."
Originally, Gu Huaiming was not worried, after all, Mr. Chai went to pet the cat first. , it can be seen that after seeing the wild nature of bamboo, he began to worry involuntarily.
"Director Gu, don't worry." Luo Hao seemed to see through Gu Huaiming's heart and patted his shoulder, "It's okay, Boss Chai has done it before."
Gu Huaiming's mouth moved, but finally fell silent.
“咻~~~”
Luo Hao whistled.
When Zhuzi heard the whistle, he threw Chen Yong aside and ran over happily.
Its head and butt are twisting in opposite directions. You can feel the bamboo's happiness just by looking at the movements.
Mr. Zhou's hand fell on the bamboo's head, satisfied.
……
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3 days later.
Professor Zhang got on the plane and came to the provincial capital of Bac Giang Province.
The principal of Ha Dong did not come, and only one staff member came to greet Professor Zhang.
"Hello, Professor Zhang."
Professor Zhang was extremely dissatisfied with Ha Dong's actions, but he still suppressed his inner thoughts and asked in a deep voice, "How is the bamboo?"
"Today, Professor Luo took bamboo to adapt to survival in the wild."
"Is it so fast? Has the injury healed?"
Professor Zhang seemed to have forgotten that ten days ago he was going to drive the bamboo back into the wild.
"Okay, let's go see Bamboo's first experience of surviving in the wild. You're just in time to see it together."
First time?
Professor Zhang was disdainful. What tricks could a few laymen do? It would be a good outing.
Just in time for the first field training, I was able to point out many problems from a high position.
Professor Zhang felt that he came at the right time.
"Professor Zhang, let's take you to the hotel first."
"No, let's go see the bamboo together."
(End of this chapter)