Chapter 258 4i
"Professor Luo, can Dr. Chen really summon thunder? You collected the things, are you okay?" Meng Liangren felt uneasy.
"This?" Luo Hao shook the five hundred dollars and the note in his hand.
Meng Liangren nodded.
"It's okay." Luo Hao smiled, but did not explain Chen Yong's summoning of thunder.
Although Meng Liangren didn't say anything further, Luo Hao could still feel his worry.
Luo Hao didn't like what happened in the hospital.
In comparison, it’s like before the rise of electronic payment, there was always a group of thieves wandering around the hospital to steal life-saving money.
This is a concrete manifestation of bad morality.
It is similar today.
"Lao Meng, you still believe this." Luo Hao sneered.
"It's either a letter or a response." Meng Liangren had no choice but to smile bitterly, "Just like the pen pals in Director Shen's era, they always received this letter and had to pass it on to ten people, otherwise what would happen? Similar words."
"It's also on WeChat, but if someone sends it to me, I will block him directly," Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Professor Luo, let's be careful, we must be on guard." Meng Liangren said something weird.
"It doesn't matter, there is an old joke that I don't know if you have heard of."
"What's the joke?"
"Pindao is preaching to you. If you don't listen, Pindao also knows a little bit about fists and kicks."
This joke is so old that Meng has lost his teeth. The beloved nodded.
"Next, it doesn't matter if you are injured. Taoist Master Qi from Funiu Mountain must still know some medical skills." Luo Hao continued.
There are still new sprouts from the old stalks? Meng Liangren was startled.
"!!!"
"It doesn't matter if Taoist Qi is not skilled in medicine and can't cure him. It doesn't matter if he is a human or a ghost. He must be proficient in Feng Shui metaphysics."
"!!!"
"If Feng Shui is bad, it doesn't matter if it changes. Taoist Master Qi also knows a thing or two about subduing demons."
Meng Liangren Speechless, he looked at Luo Hao.
Luo Hao's body seemed to exude a gentle light, and all evil spirits could not escape.
This joke is a good one. Meng Liangren felt that he felt much more at ease.
Recently, as Taoist temples are forced to open for business, the popularity of Taoist temples in provincial capitals has also increased significantly.
Taoist Master Qi should be able to find a way, Meng Liangren thought.
Although the probability of something happening is extremely low, it’s still good to know someone who can slay demons.
"Professor Luo, you are busy, I..."
"Don't be in a hurry, I'll wait for you." Luo Hao smiled.
I have been "not doing my job" recently. I am busy every day and have almost no time except for surgeries. I see patients twice in the morning and one night. I have no time in my busy schedule. The department is entirely supported by Meng Liangren.
Lao Meng is also reliable and has always had nothing wrong with him. The key is that Lao Meng is really a good cow and horse. He has no home and is alone. He is full of energy after sleeping 4 hours a day.
On this point alone, Luo Hao cannot do it.
Today, he cautiously "asked" for instructions.
Luo Hao is going to have a good chat with Meng Liangren and get closer to him, so as not to make any mistakes on Lao Meng's side when he returns to Xiehe in the future.
Meng Liangren really gets better and better with it. It doesn’t matter whether he needs surgery or not.
Although no one with a sound mind would refuse to return to Union Medical College Hospital, Luo Hao is still very cautious about such things in case of emergency.
It is still necessary to communicate more and contact more to avoid any eventuality.
Luo Hao sat on a chair, crossing his legs and brushing his papers, while Meng Liangren began to get busy.
In fact, there is not much to do. Print the signature form in duplicate. The patient, the patient’s spouse, and the children each sign and fingerprint.
Only very special clinical situations require fingerprinting, and now is one of them.
Luo Hao could see that the patient actually regretted it, but Luo Hao didn't want to keep him.
I accepted the 500 yuan he picked up out of a doctor's moral obligation to provide psychological counseling.
But this old man had a twilight love affair with his square dance partner. The affair and the quarrel at home had nothing to do with the hospital, so Luo Haoli didn't want to deal with it.
Wait until he takes care of the housework and come back when the time comes.
After signing and fingerprinting, the patient bowed to Luo Hao and Meng Liangren, and then the family left.
Meng Liangren started to go through the discharge procedures, which took nearly an hour to complete.
Luo Hao read Meng Liangren's medical records and found that they were indeed well written.
Judging from Luo Hao's experience working in the medical office, even if he didn't know Meng Liangren, just by looking at his medical records, he would definitely be tempted to poach people for him.
After they were all busy, Luo Hao said with a smile, "Let's go, Lao Meng, and go hang out."
"Professor Luo, are you going to the Imperial Capital tomorrow?"
"Well, I'll come back as soon as I go. I'll be back about the day after tomorrow."
"In such a hurry."
"The mice were injected with 3D-printed stem cell islets in the laboratory and injected into the portal vein. Next, we have to wait for the results. There is no need to stay in the imperial capital."
Luo Hao explained briefly.
Meng Liangren has no interest in scientific research. He also knows that even if he manages to raise his head and ask questions, he may not be able to get any ideas.
"Old Meng, I have worked hard for you during this time."
"Professor Luo, you are welcome." Meng Liangren said with a smile, "This is all as it should be, anyway, my brother One, it’s okay to go home. I have someone to talk to at the hospital. If you go to Xiehe one day, you must take me with you.”
Meng Liangren was very smart and expressed his needs directly.
And he didn’t ask for help, he begged directly, making it clear that he was asking for help.
Speak simply and directly, save communication costs, and spend all your energy on work. This is Meng Liangren’s summary of Luo Hao and the medical team.
Luo Hao smiled slightly and was about to speak when his cell phone rang.
[As the saying goes, a man is a boy until he dies~~~]
But there was something wrong with the sound. It came from Meng Liangren’s cell phone.
This guy... Luo Hao endured it.
Meng Liangren quickly picked up the phone.
"Xiao Wu, what's wrong?"
"I'm going to the emergency room..."
Meng Liangren said, raised his head and glanced at Luo Hao. Seeing Luo Hao smiling and nodding, he frowned, "Come on, I'm in Corey."
Hang up the phone, Meng Liangren sighed. Take a breath.
"What's wrong, Lao Meng."
"A colleague from the Second Hospital said that he left an electric thing inside and it was difficult to get it, so he came to see me."
< br>"..." Luo Hao shrugged and spread his hands.
He understands this kind of thing.
Some people are willing to find acquaintances to deal with such embarrassing matters. After all, the contact area is small, and Meng Liangren seems to be more trustworthy.
But some people are willing to find strangers and go directly to the emergency department.
Luo Hao once helped a teacher take orders at Xiehe Emergency Department, and a young woman wearing sunglasses and a long windbreaker came.
The woman didn't sit down, she opened her windbreaker and revealed a set of interesting underwear.
Luo Hao remembered that set of underwear very clearly. As for what the woman's disease was... the shock he received at that time was so great that Luo Hao had long forgotten it.
As for the patient's mental state, Luo Hao even doubted what the master's mission was.
The longer Luo Hao works in clinical practice, the more he believes in species diversity.
"Your colleague is trustworthy enough." Luo Hao was not in a hurry, smiled, turned back to the inpatient department, and got on the elevator.
“I’m leaving now.” Meng Liangren said vaguely.
Luo Hao understood what Lao Meng meant. If he left, there would be less opportunities for gossip. But the main thing is that Lao Meng is trustworthy. His colleagues in his former unit trust him and are willing to trust him.
“What special hobbies does your colleague have?”
“I don’t know, it seems quite normal.” Meng Liangren explained, “He went to the Second Hospital after graduation. I’ve never had a girlfriend.”
Luo Hao’s heart moved.
Meng Liangren found out what Luo Hao was thinking and said quickly, "Professor Luo, he doesn't like men."
"Oh?" Luo Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled.
"I...I think it should be true." Meng Liangren said sarcastically.
No matter how you explain this kind of thing, there are problems, and Meng Liangren can't say much.
Fortunately, he was facing Luo Hao and not Chen Yong. If it were Chen Yong, he would definitely dig deep.
It’s not easy for Meng Liang to talk about other people’s affairs.
Fortunately, Professor Luo Haoluo did not continue to ask, and Meng Liangren wiped his hands in cold sweat. If you continue to dig deeper, you won’t be wrong even if you say it, and you won’t be wrong if you don’t say it. It will be very embarrassing.
"Professor Luo, I... am not very good at it." Meng Liangren was a little embarrassed.
"Huh?" Luo Hao snorted with his nose.
"There was a woman's voice on the phone. I guess I was just having fun and left something in there." Meng Liangren sighed, "I have never encountered a similar situation. I'm afraid something will happen. ."
Luo Hao frowned, "It should be fine, take it out carefully, this kind of thing happens often."
"!!!"
Meng Liangren did not expect Luo Hao's answer to be so simple and casual, as if he had seen many similar situations.
"When the time comes, I will stand aside and hold my hand while you do it." Luo Hao said.
"Okay, thank you, Professor Luo."
Soon, Meng Liangren's cell phone rang, and as the elevator door opened, a man and a woman appeared in front of them.
The man is in his 30s and looks quite ordinary, but his face is a little red and his expression is awkward. He must be ashamed.
The woman looked very young, probably 23 or 4 years old, with her head lowered and her expression invisible.
The figure is not bad, Luo Hao thought, but the woman's walking does not seem to be as awkward as imagined. It is estimated that the dropped toy should not be big.
This thing is not afraid of bigness. The bigger it is, the better it can be taken out, unless it is that kind of super existence.
But if it is small, it will be a headache. If it cannot be touched, you will have to go to the gynecology department to use a loudspeaker. I have a headache in the middle of the night.
"Xiao Wu, here we come." Meng Liangren greeted him with a steady smile, no different from usual.
"Yeah." The man nodded.
"This is Professor Luo from Xiehe, the leader of my medical team. Professor Luo will give me a slap soon. If I can't take it out, I will have to trouble Professor Luo." Meng Liangren gave a brief introduction. .
"Actually, I have no experience. How about going to the gynecology department?" Meng Liangren asked.
“Gynecology?” Xiao Wu was in a daze.
"Female doctors can be better."
"No!" Xiao Wu almost screamed.
“!!”
“!!”
Luo Hao and Meng Liangren were startled.
This guy seems to trust Meng Liangren, and he won't even change to a female doctor, Luo Hao thought to himself.
Meng Liangren took them into the treatment room and began to prepare sterile gloves, bending plates, and corresponding tweezers and other equipment.
Things are not complicated.
After getting ready, Meng Liangren looked at the woman and said softly, "Lie down."
The woman lowered her head and remained motionless.
Meng Liangren was a little annoyed. He asked you to go to the gynecology department but you didn't go. You were even shy when he asked you to lie down.
What a troublesome thing.
However, Meng Liangren had a gentle temper and felt that the woman might be shy, so he did not urge her, but gave her enough face to wait for her to take off her clothes and lie down.
“Then what?” Xiao Wu’s voice came from the side.
"???" Meng Liangren was stunned.
Luo Hao had been stunned for a long time, staring at Xiao Wu in a daze.
He turned on the auxiliary diagnosis AI and saw to his surprise that the woman had no diagnosis, but Xiao Wu had a diagnosis - a foreign body in the rectum!
What is this?
Luo Hao looked at Xiao Wu blankly, his mind a little confused.
Shouldn't it be that some sex toys were used on a date and then left in the woman's body due to operational errors or quality issues?
How did it become a rectal foreign body?
Meng Liangren was dumbfounded.
"Old Meng, let me do it." Luo Hao knew at a glance that Meng Liang was inexperienced.
"Professor Luo..."
"Let me take a look." Luo Hao tore open a pair of sterile gloves, put them on, pulled the strap on the outside of the gloves, and hit his wrist with a "pop" sound, which was full of ritual.
"How long."
"About an hour." Xiao Wu answered honestly.
"Why is there still a battery?" Luo Hao took off the external battery. The battery was connected by a thin wire.
Luo Hao tried, but didn't dare to pull hard.
"I..." Xiao Wu's face turned red.
"Follow me to the anorectal department, they have equipment."
"No...no...no...just use it."
"I'll tell you. , once it cannot be removed, you may need surgery. When I was in Xiehe, I saw an old man using a loach to defecate. As a result, the loach got deeper and deeper, biting his intestines and burrowing into his stomach." Luo Hao started to threaten. .
"But I..."
"Are you sure it won't break?" Luo Hao asked, "Is the quality good? If the battery leaks, the consequences will be serious."
"What's good is good. If the quality is good, it won't fall out. How do you There are so many things, and you have to answer whatever the doctor tells you."
As she said that, the woman raised her hand and slapped Xiao Wu on the face.
Xiao Wu knelt on the examination bed with his butt stuck out, his posture was weird, and he slapped Luo Hao and Meng Liangren stupidly.
Xiao Wu was weird at first, but now it’s even weirder.
"Okay, okay." Xiao Wu was not dissatisfied at all, even though he was slapped hard.
After being whipped, he seemed to be happy, with a fawning smile on his face.
Luo Hao was even cautious and felt that one layer of sterile gloves was not enough. He would need at least three layers of gloves at a time, and he had to be careful not to cause any injuries or prick his hands.
Xiao Wu picked up his pants and stood up. He was a little shy when he saw the expressions of Luo Hao and Meng Liangren, but he still approached Meng Liangren.
"Lao Meng, don't think too much, I'm in a serious relationship." Xiao Wu said shyly.
serious?
Luo Hao couldn't see the slightest bit of seriousness.
Now there is a foreign body in the rectum, and he actually said it was serious.
"What are you doing?" Meng Liangren's voice was extremely low, but there was reproach in his tone.
“4i.”
"What?" Meng Liangren didn't understand.
Luo Hao thought for a while, took off his gloves, took out his mobile phone and searched.
Well, after reading it, Luo Hao finally knew what happened.
Out of respect for matters that he does not understand, Luo Hao is noncommittal about the so-called 4i.
However, the smile on Luo Hao's face disappeared, and he took Xiao Wu to the anorectal department with an expressionless expression.
Although it was getting late, the lights in the anorectal corridor were still on.
"Awwww~~~"
Screams came from inside.
Xiao Wu was startled for a moment. The woman beside him turned pale with fright, and murmured, "Don't you kill people without anesthesia?"
Luo Hao also felt a little strange. .
Ordinarily, the dressing change in the anorectal department is really unacceptable, and it is indeed unacceptable. No one even stopped me. They were polite and courteous, just like the blessings for a good person to have a safe life under a post on a porn forum asking someone for seeds.
But it’s too late, why are you still crying and howling to change the dressing?
Screams did come from the treatment room. All the doors in the corridor were open, and there were people peeking behind each door.
Luo Hao has heard a legend that patients in the anorectal department are the most gossipy people in the world.
Because they were very bored when they were hospitalized. Apart from the pain of changing dressings and defecation, and their walking posture was a bit weird, they were almost like good people at ordinary times.
If good people gather together, why not gossip?
"What's going on?" Luo Hao asked the nurse in the anorectal department who was sitting at the nurse station checking her cell phone.
Nurses in the anorectal department are relatively leisurely.
"Professor Luo, where is Brother Yong?" the little nurse turned off the phone, blinked, and took out a small mirror to see if her makeup was gone, and asked.
"Chen Yong is busy and didn't come. I'll borrow your treatment room for a while." Luo Hao stopped, a little regretful. If Chen Yong was here, the female patients inside might not scream.
Well, it's also possible that the barking might be more ferocious.
“The patient was so afraid of changing the dressing that she started to scream before the doctor even touched her. At this point, it was almost over, and she had to shout until she was hoarse every day before the dressing could be completed.”
< br>"That's it." Luo Hao smiled.
"What patient?" The little nurse glanced at the person behind Luo Hao with some disappointment.
There is indeed no Chen Yong.
She sat down directly.
“External hemorrhoids.”
Xiao Wu burst into tears of gratitude.
"Wait a minute, Professor Luo. You can go to the doctor's office and sit and wait. There are still ten minutes."
"Okay, thank you."
Sure enough, the anorectal doctor came out after changing the medicine more than ten minutes later.
After a brief chat with her, Luo Hao rejected her idea of helping and took Xiao Wu into the dressing room of the anorectal department.
With the help of equipment, the electric toy was quickly taken out.
After the examination, Luo Hao told Xiao Wu to come to the hospital tomorrow for a colonoscopy and gave him Director Shi’s phone number.
Xiao Wu felt inexplicably relaxed when he saw that although Luo Hao had a straight face, he did not discriminate against him at all.
"Lao Meng, your professor is young enough."
Before leaving, Xiao Wu pulled Meng Liangren and muttered.
"Well, can those who graduated from Union Medical College be like us?" Meng Liangren tried to keep his emotions normal.
"He is so considerate, Lao Meng, you are so lucky." Xiao Wu sighed.
"Go back quickly." Meng Liangren glanced at Xiao Wu, then at the young woman, and suddenly felt that he was old.
Professor Luo could accept this immediately, but he couldn't accept it himself. So much so that just looking at them now makes my eyes irritate.
This is too contrary to Tiangang.
No one in Meng Liang dared to continue thinking about it. The picture was so beautiful that it was indescribable.
"Professor Luo..." Meng Liangren was about to say something to ease the embarrassment.
"Go and wash your hands." Luo Hao said expressionlessly.
Meng Liangren nodded. Xiao Wu just held his hand to thank him. It seemed that Professor Luo was still a little concerned and couldn't accept it.
“What is 4i?”
“Who knows.” Luo Hao sighed.
He suddenly felt that it would be better to go with Bamboo.
Lying in the mountains and forests every day, although there are many mosquitoes, snakes and ants, it is not so romantic and relaxing, but there are not so many things that ruin the world.
Luo Hao picked up his cell phone and called Chen Yong.
"Mani."
"I just came out of Hadong, Zhuzi fell asleep, we will talk about it tomorrow." Chen Yong replied.
“Have you eaten?”
The other side of the phone fell into silence.
Luo Hao was a little surprised. Although Ha Dong's food was average, Chen Yong would never be hungry. I just wanted to treat Chen Yong to a late-night snack, but he remained silent.
“You want to eat?” Chen Yong asked.
"I'm with Lao Meng, what do you want to eat?"
"Well... Luo Hao, I'll treat you to a Overlord meal."
"Overlord meal Meal?" Luo Hao was startled.
"What's the point of living the same life every day? You can't do something new? Let me ask you, do you want to eat the King's meal?" Chen Yong said disdainfully.
New tricks.
Luo Hao just wants to eat something now, chat with the members of the medical team, stabilize the framework of the medical team, and then go home and sleep.
Tomorrow!
I also want to go to the Imperial Capital with Lao Liu to do a puncture on the mouse.
That was the porta hepatis of a mouse, a tip surgery that was twice as difficult.
Luo Hao was stunned as he thought about it.
"If you don't want to go, I won't go. I'll ask Lao Meng to have a meal with Overlord."
"Eat." Luo Hao suddenly brought his attention back and laughed, "I see you You have to decide how to eat it first. Don’t expect me to pay for it, and don’t think about me helping you when you get beaten.” The guy is here... Hey, hey, what are you doing!”
Luo Hao heard that Chen Yong on the other side of the phone seemed to be being beaten.
After more than ten seconds, Chen Yong continued, "Xiao Shuai is looking for you. You are waiting in white clothes."
"Wearing white clothes?"
" Just follow the command and wear white clothes."
Luo Hao was full of doubts.
But he didn't say anything harsh. He knew that Chen Yong and Liu Yiyi were together. At this time, the hormone levels in the man's body were off the charts, so it was best for him not to raise any objections.
Face must always be given, especially at this moment when the smell of heather is overwhelming.
"Dr. Chen is really good at playing." Meng Liangren said with a smile.
"Who knows." Luo Hao was noncommittal.
Luo Hao waited for more than 20 minutes before Wang Xiaoshuai appeared, along with a 120 ambulance.
This is not a hospital car, it's a private ambulance.
Generally speaking, the owners of this kind of ambulance will hand out business cards everywhere in the hospital. If there is a need for transportation or other tasks, they will come forward.
Unexpectedly, the person behind the ambulance was related to the funeral home. Luo Hao was not stupid. When he saw Wang Xiaoshuai and the ambulance, he immediately guessed the origin of the car.
"Professor Luo, get in the car."
Luo Hao got in the car. He had vaguely guessed what Chen Yong was thinking.
"Xiao Shuai, do you have this for dinner?" Meng Liangren asked.
“I don’t know, Dr. Chen asked me to drive an ambulance and borrow Professor Luo’s help, and then go to Shangri-La.”
Is the restaurant in Shangri-La still open so late? Luo Hao was confused.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch~~~"
The ambulance sounded its siren to see if it worked, and Wang Xiaoshuai turned it off immediately.
Soon, the car arrived at the Shangri-La Hotel on the riverside.
A man in a straight suit stood at the door with an anxious face.
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Note: There has been a major revision in the previous chapter and a lot has been deleted, including a task. AI-assisted diagnosis can be turned off and needs to be turned on again. This task was deleted... I just saw it today, and I forgot about it after changing it. My Lords, please forgive me... Silence. Go squat in a corner by yourself and reflect on your mistakes.
(End of this chapter)