Chapter 261 After Luo Hao came, the medical university rankings skyrocketed
Luo Hao petted his cat, back to back with Zhuzi, holding his mobile phone in his hand, chatting casually with Professor Zhang.
As for Professor Zhang, Luo Hao knew very well that no matter how much he knelt down or tried to please him, he would not make any conveniences to him at the defense meeting.
Actually, this is not important. What is important is that Luo Hao does not like Professor Zhang.
People who ignore the life and death of bamboo in order to get scientific research funds are called scum, scum in the academic world.
There is diversity in living things. Luo Hao has seen it early in the clinic, and Professor Zhang is one of them.
After teasing each other several times, Professor Zhang hung up the phone angrily.
"Luo Hao, is it okay for you to criticize Professor Zhang like this?" Chen Yong wiped Bamboo's face patiently and asked after seeing Luo Hao hang up the phone.
"Didn't you tell him that he would be poor? I'm afraid of him? Right." Luo Hao smiled.
Chen Yong raised his eyebrows and suppressed the pride in his heart.
However, Chen Yong did not continue talking about poor fortune telling. While wiping his face with bamboo, he asked, "Will Professor Zhang lose his mind during the defense? If so, will you be in trouble?" "
"Yes." Luo Hao smiled, "But that's not important. What's important is that bamboo can survive on its own in the wild."
"What if we don't let robots be used? To be honest, I don’t think it’s right either. Of course, I support this.” Chen Yong asked.
“There was once a wild giant panda. When it was discovered, it was facing an attack from a group of jackals and almost had its anus exploded.” Luo Hao said softly.
Chen Yong's hand paused.
"It was not yet an adult at that time, about 2 years old, and was not in its peak condition. After it was found, it was adopted and established."
"Gao Gao?"
"No, it's another one. " Luo Hao smiled, "As long as you know this, it doesn't matter who it is. This giant panda is very special and is not used to organized life. Maybe it dislikes the small space in the zoo and the base. "
"What happened next?"
"When it reached adulthood, it was released into the forest. As a result, the first thing it did was to find the group of jackals that had besieged it and cut off the leader's spine. Slap it to pieces.”
"So cruel!!!"
"Of course, it is a giant panda, a bear, not a cat." Luo Hao said calmly, "It looks naive, but it is actually a ferocious beast."
< br>"Where is the revenge?" Chen Yong asked curiously.
“This is just the beginning. When it was a minor, it entered the territory of an adult giant panda and was driven away ruthlessly. After killing the leader of the jackal group, it went to seek revenge on that giant panda. .”
“……”
"The King of Qinling is the King of Qinling after all. Lao Zhan was beaten to a pulp."
"Huzi! I've heard of it!! Did you tell me earlier?" Chen Yong was very dissatisfied.
“Huh? Have you ever heard of Huzi?”
“There is a panda in Qingcheng Mountain. He is a local bully. He will not let go of the cats in the Taoist temple. He will kick and roar when they meet. A voice. It is said to be the blood of Huzi, so I know this man." Chen Yong explained.
Luo Hao nodded and continued to talk about Hu Zi's life with a smile.
But after only saying a few words, he was interrupted by Chen Yong.
"What we have to do is to complete Qingchang's defense, Luo Hao, don't change the subject!"
"Oh, it does matter. Back then, the tiger was caught in a trap, We encountered a group of jackals again and were in danger. It was Mr. Pan who rushed up to the tree branch and dispersed the group of jackals, and then he saved the tiger. "
" Mr. Pan?" Chen Yong was startled. Realizing that there may not only be Xia Lao behind Qing Chang.
“The old man has been recording Hu Zi’s whereabouts. There were no drones at that time, and he traveled over the mountains and ridges, living like a savage. This lasted for many years, and the old man suffered a lot.”
"What happened next?"
"What happened next? Mr. Pan has been studying the wild work of pandas. In fact, Mr. Pan should be the father of pandas, not Professor Zhang." Luo Hao rarely expressed his feelings mood.
"Ha, I know, it was Mr. Pan who persuaded you!"
"Don't be ridiculous, I have never met Mr. Pan, I just admire his reputation. People don't care about this false reputation, let alone You know this little guy?"
"!" Chen Yong frowned and asked suspiciously, "But I see that the data in your paper is very detailed, and there is no truth in your mouth, Luo Hao. .”
"I really don't know Mr. Pan." Luo Hao spread his hands, rubbed his cheek against the bamboo, and said with a smile, "Besides, I compiled the data in the paper."
"???"
"Why, what's that look in your eyes?" Luo Hao asked.
"Is this okay? Made it up? Real or fake?" Chen Yong was stunned.
"Is it really made up? I am very good at hydrology papers. Professor Zhang can't understand it anyway." Luo Hao said with a smile, "If Mr. Pan really comes, he won't care if I use no one or not." Machine, do you need a mechanical dog?”
"Is it reliable? Why do I feel that your scientific research is so unreliable?" Chen Yong complained loudly.
"The world is just a huge grassroots team. Do you think that everyone performs their duties? The world is like a huge machine that operates precisely, right?" Luo Hao asked disdainfully.
Chen Yong lowered his head and said nothing.
He knew very well that if he continued talking, there was a high probability that Luo Hao would use "his family" Xiehe as an example.
"As long as one out of ten people is doing serious things, society can progress." Luo Hao continued, without mentioning his own Xiehe, "For example, Mr. Pan."
"Hey~~~" Chen Yong let out a long breath, "Then what?"
"To track the wild tracks of giant pandas, it is necessary to use drone cameras." Luo Hao said matter-of-factly, "Usually I will definitely not intervene until there is danger. You can't just let the bamboo die."
"Bamboo will definitely not! Its lifespan can exceed 50 years!" Chen Yong said firmly.
"This is your business, come on."
Chen Yong is a little confused, shouldn't it be Luo Haoqing's long-term project?
Just as he was about to retort, Chen Yong's eyes fell on Zhuzi's honest face. He chuckled and rubbed Zhuzi's head hard.
But the damn thing is that my "spiritual pet" is closer to Luo Hao for some reason!
Chen Yong was a little jealous, but there was nothing he could do about it with the bamboo.
There must be something wrong with the exercise. Chen Yong is going to find an opportunity to ask the elders for advice.
You are not the only one, Luo Hao, there are countless elderly people standing behind you!
Chen Yong glared fiercely at the unsatisfactory spiritual pet Bamboo, and then glared at Luo Hao.
But Luo Hao didn't care at all, but continued to speak slowly.
"Qing Chang's defense is indeed a problem, and I want to pass it quietly, but I don't think it's what Professor Zhang thinks. He will definitely make things difficult for me, after all, he thinks I have stolen his cake. ."
"Where's Mr. Pan? There's Mr. Pan."
"Hey, Mr. Pan has been tracking wild giant pandas all year round, and he has a lot of connections. Professor Zhang? If he could be compared, who would be called the father of pandas?”
"People who really do practical things never end well!" Chen Yong became angry.
Luo Hao looked calm and smiled slightly, "I have said that as long as one person out of ten people does serious things, society can progress normally."
"You!"
"What am I, you hurry up and teach bamboo. Xiaoshuai~"
"Professor Luo." Wang Xiaoshuai appeared from the darkness, a born assassin.
"How is your research going? It's almost enough. You don't need to create a new skill."
"It still needs to be perfected, but I also think that it is useless if it is too precise. You said that it is almost enough." Wang Xiaoshuai said honestly answer.
"Should I see it?" Luo Hao asked Wang Xiaoshuai for his opinion.
Wang Xiaoshuai nodded.
He turned around and picked up a three- to four-meter bamboo pole. The weight of one hundred kilograms was like nothing in his hands.
"Combined with the data from the last two experiments..." Wang Xiaoshuai's words were a little hesitant when he talked about professional vocabulary.
But neither Luo Hao nor Chen Yong interrupted him.
"Guns are more afraid of shaking heads than sticks." Wang Xiaoshuai said, "After summarizing, I think it may be a bit difficult to use bamboo as... a bamboo pole as a gun. It would be better to use it as a stick."
< br>Wang Xiaoshuai spoke few words. After finishing speaking, he moved the three- to four-meter bamboo pole in his hand forward.
There is a big tree in the panda house that Ha Dong prepared for Zhuzi, with bamboo poles on the trunk.
Luo Hao didn't hear the sound of breaking the air. Only then did Luo Hao realize that martial arts movies are all lies.
The bamboo pole in Wang Xiaoshuai's hand quietly broke through the tree trunk, piercing it like a sharp blade.
The bamboo pole is extremely fast, with afterimages.
Then Wang Xiaoshuai let go, and the bamboo pole trembled on the trunk.
“So fierce!” Chen Yong praised.
"Fortunately, times have changed now, and they are generally not used." Wang Xiaoshuai felt a little regretful, "On the front line, when a sub-munition bomb fell, I had to hide even if I couldn't see anyone. There was no place to hide, I could only rely on luck. . It’s still a combination bomb. If the thermobaric bomb comes down, I will be dead. Whether I can survive or not depends on luck.”
“You are lucky,” Luo Hao said with a smile. Better.”
Wang Xiaoshan is dull and doesn’t know what to say.
"Then what? Just a little?" Chen Yong asked curiously.
“No, I combined the survival instinct of the giant panda.” Wang Xiaoshuai raised his hand and pulled the bamboo pole out of the trunk, smashed it casually, and the bamboo pole shattered with a bang.
"I think it's cute..." Wang Xiaoshuai hesitated.
"Meng Er, his nanny would show his teeth when breaking bamboo. Meng Er learned it and turned it into a ritual." Luo Hao said, "Cuteness doesn't matter, your hands can indeed save teeth. "
As he spoke, Luo Hao stood up and checked the bamboo pole.
The hard and tough shell on the outside of the bamboo pole has been broken to the point that it will fall off as soon as it is broken off.
Luo Hao also admires him for being able to turn food into weapons.
And there are many benefits. It is impossible to carry a mace with you, but bamboo can be found everywhere in the Qinling Mountains.
With just one hit and two moves, the jackal will be scared to death. No, he should have been beaten to pieces.
Luo Hao has seen the new King of Qinling slowly appear.
“The question now is whether bamboo can learn it.” Wang Xiaoshuai looked at bamboo.
He did not raise his hand to pet the cat because Bamboo was afraid of him. Every time Wang Xiaoshuai wanted to pet the cat, Bamboo was so frightened that he rolled and crawled behind Chen Yong.
Gradually, Wang Xiaoshuai got used to this.
"You teach Chen Yong first, and then let Chen Yong teach bamboo." Luo Hao then looked at Chen Yong, "Wait a minute."
"Simple task!"
Luo Hao believed Chen Yong, waved his hand and shook the bamboo, turned around and left.
There are still ten days left for the defense. There are no problems with Qingchang’s registration and thesis review. The only problem is the defense.
Luo Hao knew this well, and it was impossible for Professor Zhang not to interfere.
After all, I stole someone else’s cake.
But what about academic combat? Luo Hao has seen it and done it. He is becoming proficient in it. Luo Hao is not afraid.
Fight if you want, whoever is afraid of whom!
Time is like water, another week has passed.
The reintroduction of bamboo has been put on the agenda, and Luo Hao's defense is imminent. ......
In the evening, President Fan of the Medical University finished the meeting and excitedly called Dean Jin.
"Old Jin, let me tell you something!"
Principal Fan's excitement has already jumped out, and he followed the wireless signal and hit Dean Jin hard.
"What's wrong?"
"The summary of the scientific research work of universities across the country in the first half of the year has been roughly released. There are still more than half a month, and there should be no more changes."
"Huh? What's going on? Something?" Dean Jin was startled.
Things like this have little to do with hospitals.
“Our Medical University, where do you think it is ranked?”
Dean Jin thought for a while and asked tentatively, "Top thirty?"
This is already a bold guess. You must know that the Medical University is not a 985, nor a 211, nor even a double first-class university.
Although it has a long history, it is just an ordinary university, but it is relatively powerful in the province.
The top 30 is just a boast. It would be great if the Medical University’s scientific research strength could be among the top 50 in the country.
“Nationally, top five, top five!!”
"What?" Dean Jin was startled.
Top five in the country? !
Go crazy.
Dean Jin thought about lightning and immediately thought of Luo Hao.
“It’s Luo Hao!”
"Professor Luo has been here for less than half a year, maybe a little more than a quarter, and has single-handedly raised the scientific research ranking of the Medical University to the top five in the country!!"
Principal Fan almost lost his saliva on the phone. Spray over.
"..." Dean Jin doesn't care much about scientific research, but if that's the case, will the First Hospital of the Medical University, as a tertiary hospital, be among the top five in the country in terms of scientific research capabilities?
Thinking of this, Dean Jin’s heart beat loudly.
“Lao Jin, you have a keen eye for recognizing talents.” Principal Fan admired and praised.
"Uh, what are you going to say?"
"I heard that Professor Luo Haoluo might return to Union Medical College? Let me tell you, Lao Jin, we must keep this kind of talent, he will lay golden eggs The old hen!”
Dean Jin smiled bitterly.
I would like to think that Luo Hao has been punching and kicking his own world for more than a quarter since he came to the provincial capital.
Not to mention anything else, it is recently rumored that Luo Hao will have a lot of roles in the province's expectations for this year's Ice and Snow Festival.
To be honest, Dean Jin now feels chills running down his spine every time he sees Luo Hao. He constantly reviews his words and deeds for fear of offending this future star for no reason.
Keep?
Can't keep it.
Jin Rongcan knew this well.
"Lao Jin, on your side...no, does Professor Luo have any needs? As long as there is, just say it."
"Alas." Dean Jin sighed, "President Fan, Professor Luo really has nothing to do with me. If I weren't proactive about some things, such as hiring a full professor, I wouldn't be able to get involved. "
"..." There was silence on the other side of the phone.
After chatting with Principal Fan for a few words, Dean Jin was even more horrified after getting the relevant information.
Unexpectedly, Professor Luo Haolo published 7 cns papers in just 4 months, as well as a series of medical treatises in The Lancet, New England, etc.
Just talking about this, without understanding the actual situation, Dean Jin would have thought that it was the result of a writer who specializes in scientific research.
No, no department has such a strong pen, not even the experts from top hospitals such as Xiehe, West China, and Huashan.
He thought for a long time and picked up the phone.
"Director Feng, come to my office."
......
To attend the Qing Chang defense, Luo Hao came to the door of Feng Zixuan's office early in the morning and waited.
"Huh? Ronaldinho is here, what? Are you asking for leave again?" Feng Zixuan walked around the corner and saw Luo Hao waiting for him outside the office.
"Director Feng, I've been too busy recently, I'm sorry." Luo Hao bowed slightly and said politely with a smile on his face.
"Come in and sit down." Feng Zixuan opened the fingerprint lock, "Try the bamboo leaf green that my friend brought back from Sichuan."
"Okay."
Nor did Luo Hao Anxious to talk about serious matters, he watched Feng Zixuan busy boiling water and making tea.
"How about bamboo?" Feng Zixuan asked while busy.
"It's good. We will set off from Hadong to Qinling in the next few days."
"Ah? It's only been a few days." Feng Zixuan's tone suddenly became serious, and he looked back He glanced at Luo Hao, closed the door, turned around and sat on the chair, leaned on the back of the chair, and looked at Luo Hao deeply.
Luo Hao and Feng Zixuan looked at each other, feeling calm in their hearts.
More than ten seconds later, Feng Zixuan smiled and said, "They say that studying medicine is like marrying a bad old man who has buried his eyebrows. After he dies, all the money will be yours. But, this The old man is immortal and suspicious by nature, and he always tests you no matter what.”
"Hahahaha." Luo Hao laughed while stroking his hands.
This metaphor from Director Feng is indeed apt!
"It's a little difficult to make money, but for you Ronaldinho... it shouldn't be a problem." Feng Zixuan said calmly, "Let's not talk about flying knives or anything like that. I don't know how you make money. Money, but I think the coal boss who mines coal in the Far East probably knows something about you."
Luo Hao pondered slightly, and then said, "Director Feng, you know me. "
Feng Zixuan smiled and nodded.
"I'm not short of Qingchang's funding, which is only 100,000 yuan, and there are all kinds of supervision. It would be even more troublesome to apply for special funds." Luo Hao curled his lips and suddenly asked, "Feng Chu, do you know how to spend the funds? "What?"
"Huh?" Feng Zixuan was startled and ashamed.
I don’t know this.
“A few years ago, a professor at Huazhong University of Science and Technology raised pigs. He raised 60 pigs for 1.8 billion. In the end, there were no pigs left, and all the money was spent.”
“I Fuck! Awesome!”
"The money Qingchang gave me is really nothing to me. If possible, I would rather pay for the bamboo myself than let it go wild." Luo Hao said sincerely.
When Feng Zixuan opened his mouth, Luo Hao knew what this guy was holding back.
Everyone really likes giant pandas, even Feng Zixuan, a calm and cold being like him, has to say a few words to Zhuzi.
Luo Hao was also a little relieved.
"Tell me more about raising pigs." Feng Zixuan asked with interest.
"The harm is that the thing about cheating funds is the same as the animation that Fengtian made worth tens of millions back then." Luo Hao said with a smile, "I am different from them."
"What's the difference? "
"Someone has to do something. We can't all lie down. There are not many people, such as me."
Feng Zixuan looked at Luo Hao and said softly. Sighed.
This kind of "bragging" words came out of Luo Hao's mouth, and it turned out to be logical. Not only Luo Hao, but also himself felt that this was perfectly justified.
"Bamboo has the ability to survive in the wild, and artificially bred giant pandas are indeed facing incest marriages. Director Feng, don't worry."
"I heard that you promised to save the province's ice and snow this year. Do you want the bamboo back during the Ice and Snow Festival?”
“I didn’t agree, but the province has a request, so I’ll take advantage of the Ice and Snow Festival to bring the bamboo back for physical examination and further research on the project,” Luo Hao said seriously.
Tsk tsk, a cultured person is a cultured person, Feng Zixuan looked at Luo Hao with a smile.
“As for the wild condition of bamboo, I will send you videos regularly?”
"No, no, I'm just asking on a whim. Ronaldinho, just have confidence, I believe in you."
Luo Hao smiled.
"How long will the leave last?"
"It will take a week. I will go back to my hometown on the weekend."
"Are you homesick again?"
"On the anniversary of my father's death, I will go to the Martyrs Cemetery to sweep the grave." Luo Hao replied calmly.
Feng Zixuan was startled, and then he remembered that Luo Hao's father died fighting the flood that year.
It turned out to be buried in the Martyrs Cemetery.
"Okay, let's go." Feng Zixuan changed the topic, "Your team is really short of manpower right now. If you need anything else, just tell me."
"Wait until Zhuzi gets used to it. Now, Chen Yong can come back. And Zhuang Yan should also be graduating. There are four people in the medical team, which can probably handle most things."
Feng Zixuan nodded.
Luo Hao can definitely report Zhuang Yan. He just looks young, with the clarity and stupidity of a college student in his eyes, but he is very mature in his actions.
Putting the principal's daughter into the medical team, even if Zhuang Yan doesn't do anything, will only bring benefits and no harm to the medical team.
Besides, Zhuang Yan’s eyes were straight when she looked at Luo Hao. She was afraid that Luo Hao would fool Zhuang Yan into jumping off the building, so that stupid girl would jump.
Interventional surgery is not a problem.
"Tell Meng Liangren that if you encounter a suspected medical dispute, come to me and don't be polite." Feng Zixuan warned.
"Well, Director Feng, don't worry, Lao Meng is very shrewd."
"Ronald, don't play tricks on me, I want to tell you the truth."
"Director Feng, please tell me." Luo Hao sat upright and said seriously.
"It should be no problem to get the Outstanding Youth, but what happens after that?" Feng Zixuan asked, "The Outstanding Youth, and then the Academician? It seems a bit weak."
"Oh, that's it." Luo Hao smiled, "Actually, I wanted to buy an academician of the European Academy of Natural Sciences."
"Wait a minute, buy it?!"
" Yes, you can always buy academicians in old Europe, as long as you get the honors. "Luo Hao said, "The price is not expensive, hundreds of thousands. Of course I won't spend money, as long as the top journal has a name." br>
"..." Feng Zixuan was speechless.
Luo Hao pointed his fingers and told Feng Zixuan, "The market price of a paper in the main journal of cns is about 3 million, which is the same in both China and the West. The second author is probably worth an academician of the European Academy of Natural Sciences, but No need.”
"European Academy of Natural Sciences...one academician costs hundreds of thousands?"
"Hate, this institution is located in Hannover, Germany, and was registered by six old men just to sell their reputation. If I want to lie to people Well, there are many similar titles, but if I really have the name of the European Academy of Natural Sciences, I’m afraid my boss will beat me to death.”
(End of this chapter)
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