Chapter 273 What? Is the panda actually a white tiger?
“Well, I didn’t expect that the province is rushing to invest for tourism and the Ice and Snow Festival. In fact, Brother Qiang doesn’t have to worry at all. I don’t have any funds on hand, and I am planning to go beg for alms.”
"Isn't this a coincidence? Give me a pillow when you are dozing off."
Luo Hao told the truth.
Feng Zixuan and Shen Zizai were stunned.
Luo Hao originally wanted to ask for alms, but he didn't expect that the person he was begging for would come to his door without paying any money.
In the end, we went both ways, which was quite satisfactory.
“Can bamboo withstand temperatures of dozens of degrees below zero?”
“It depends on whether it can.” Luo Hao sighed, “This family business is earned by the bamboo itself. Yes, make money to support yourself, not shabby! ”
Do giant pandas still need to feed themselves? !
Neither Feng Zixuan nor Shen Zizai believed it, but Luo Hao had said before that not all giant pandas have the status of national treasures.
This is indeed true.
The world is like a huge grass-stage team. On the stage, there are flowers and brocades, and the fire is cooking, but it is not certain what is going on under the stage.
As the number of giant pandas increases, it is impossible to have so much manpower and material resources to hit every giant panda on the head.
"It depends on luck, and giant pandas also depend on luck. If they meet a good nanny, the giant panda will enjoy good luck. If it encounters bad ones, that's what happens."
"Little Luo, are you right? Why are American, European and Japanese funds so disgusted?" Feng Zixuan asked quietly what he wanted to ask.
"The boss refused and told me some negative examples, otherwise I would not understand them." Luo Hao said calmly, "Director Feng, let me tell you a joke."
"I have a senior brother who is going to Japan to study interventional surgery. Japan’s technical level is the best in the world, so we should communicate.”
“Before he went abroad, he wanted to give himself a Japanese name, but the Chinese knew that he was not Japanese when he heard it. Guess what the name is? ”
Feng Zixuan thought for a while and shook his head.
"Benshan Zhao."
"..."
"..."
Feng Zixuan and Shen Zizai were startled for a moment, then laughed.
"There is a medicine called Rendan, which a German research institute put into a machine to study its ingredients. As a result, the mercury content seriously exceeded the standard and the machine exploded."
"What?"
"Benzi also has a kind of rendan. After the Sino-Japanese War, a friend named Morishita Hiroshi bought Baodao's prescription. He changed the skin and said he researched it himself."
"There are two kinds of rendan. ?" Shen Zi was stunned.
"Yes." Luo Hao said, "I won't go into details. People who practice Chinese medicine know this and that every day, and the prescriptions have been taken away from the book. I don't want to make progress, so I just Do you know how to brag every day?
It’s not shabby to make money, but you have to do something serious while making money.
There are many medicines similar to Rendan. "
Speaking of this, Luo Hao felt a little depressed. After opening the beer, he poured a glass for Feng Zixuan, Shen Zizai and himself.
" Ronaldinho, why don't you study Chinese medicine? Feng Zixuan asked with a smile.
“Not long after I went to Xiehe, I met Boss Chai, and then I was targeted. "Luo Hao's face was filled with light when he talked about Boss Chai.
"Mr. Chai is really nice to you."
"Well, I miss my boss. I will go fishing with him when I have time." Luo Hao said with a strange expression.
As I turned on the system, I became busier and busier. It seemed that I had given up on Qingqian for the fourth green. After getting the third green, I would take a step forward next year and the year after that. The flowers were blooming and the fire was cooking.
However, my time was wasted.
Go fishing with your boss?
There is no such time!
Even if you go by yourself, you will have to be kicked out by your boss so that you can be busy with serious things.
Luo Hao sighed, longing for the bosses.
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Chai Lao put away his fishing rod and fished out a handful of nest-making materials.
In the water, three or four fish poked their heads out.
They are huge, 7 to 80cm in size, and their mouths are wide enough to swallow a fist.
Chai Lao fed the fish one by one, touched the heads of several fish, and then washed his hands in the water.
"Boss, are you fishing or feeding the fish?" Qian Guangming accompanied Mr. Chai for night fishing today and saw this scene and couldn't laugh or cry.
"It's all the same, let's kill some time." Mr. Chai stood up leisurely.
"Boss, the Xiaoluo account is on the hot search again!" Director Qian held his mobile phone, and the light of the mobile phone shone on his face, looking fierce.
"Oh? Being on the hot search? It's not a good thing to be on the hot search all the time. If you have a chance, talk to him and keep a low profile. The beauty in the forest will be destroyed by the wind. He is young and ignorant."
"Xiaoluo account did not directly hit the hot search. It was Boss Xia who encouraged him to raise giant pandas. The hot search on giant pandas."
"Let me take a look." Mr. Chai was on him He wiped the water stain and took the phone.
AFP The wind-filled bamboo appears in front of you.
This style is indeed the work of AFP, and it is impossible to taste like this if it is occupied by De San for a day.
"Huh? Made by Jiangbei Provincial Publicity? It looks like the same thing." Mr. Chai appreciated this very much.
"Nowadays, the post-95s and post-00s generation are taking the lead. Some of the things they have produced are hard for me to accept, but the results are good." Qian Guangming told the truth.
"Hey." Mr. Chai returned the phone to Qian Guangming, "Let's go home."
"This letter comes at a good time~~~" Mr. Chai hummed softly stand up.
Qian Guangming carried various things back to the fishing car Luo Hao had prepared for Mr. Chai. When he heard his boss humming "Dingjun Mountain", he was thinking about Luo Hao.
This little guy is really good at flattering... He really knows how to provide emotional value. The boss's energy has been much better in the past few months than before.
Boss Chai’s voice was full of energy, Director Qian smiled, a little like Luo Hao.
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"Luo Hao cooperates with Jiangbei Province?" Boss Zhou held his mobile phone and said to himself.
Hot searches are not only on the website, but also in every WeChat group, there are pictures of bamboo.
Obviously, the bamboos in this black-and-white painting style are extremely ferocious. They are not like the positive characters in the usual stereotypes, nor are they like the naive giant pandas in everyone's consciousness.
But some people like it, and most people like it.
The picture of slapping the leader of a pack of jackals off with a slap and the picture of smashing a jackal with a bamboo pole were even more popular.
Relevant emoticons were also made very quickly and started to be updated. I don’t know if I have obtained the authorization from Bamboo.
Mr. Zhou knew about Luo Hao's project. The initial drones and mechanical dogs were not contacted by Boss Xia, but were created by Mr. Zhou.
They were all non-confidential things, and Mr. Zhou didn’t pay much attention at the time. Xiaoluohao can do whatever he wants, as long as he likes it.
I didn’t expect that Luo Hao was really capable of making such a big fuss in just over a month.
And it also cooperates with Jiangbei Province.
The hot search is done by the Jiangbei Cultural and Publicity Department, which is preparing for the Ice and Snow World at the end of the year as soon as summer arrives.
Judging from the current popularity of bamboo, it is estimated that it will last from the beginning of the year to the end of the year.
The most popular thing is not the publicity, but when bamboo actually appears on Central Street and tourists can pet cats on the spot.
With this gimmick, I’m afraid countless people will flock to it.
Just don’t make the bamboo bald, Mr. Zhou thought to himself.
As for safety issues, Mr. Zhou is not worried at all. Luo Hao acted prudently, and safety must be his top priority, so there was no need to remind him.
That kid is shrewd and has obsessive-compulsive disorder, so he can always avoid all bad things.
Mr. Zhou clapped his lips and felt something strange in his heart.
"Old Zhou, are you envious?" Mr. Miao asked.
“What am I envious of?” Zhou Lao curled his lips, his strong point was tough talk.
"I watched the video Luo Hao recorded for Lao Chai. When the students sang Dingjunshan, you didn't say anything, but your eyes were shining." Miao Lao said with a smile. After all, It's my wife. How can she not know what Mr. Zhou is thinking?
"It depends on chance." Mr. Zhou replied calmly.
"Opportunity, opportunity." Mr. Miao scolded contemptuously.
"What? Isn't it?"
Miao Lao picked up his mobile phone and made a video call directly.
"Grandma Miao~~~" Wang Jiani's clip-like voice came over.
"Da Nizi, what are you doing?"
"I'm perfecting the video, which is Luo Haoqing's defense video. I'll make it again. Luo Hao said that the provincial cultural and publicity department needs it." Wang Jiani's voice returned. normal.
"Oh, I saw on your video account there is a joke about Lao Chai singing about Dingjun Mountain."
"Luo Hao gave it to me." Wang Jiani replied with big eyes flashing.
She is relatively straight-minded and has no idea what Mr. Miao means.
"See if Master Zhou can make a similar video."
Mr. Zhou was stunned.
That doesn’t seem right.
"The video, let me think about it. That kind of scene is relatively rare. By the way, I'll ask Luo Hao."
"Okay, you go and ask. Don't worry, ask in person. That's fine." Mr. Miao finished talking about the serious matter with a smile and started chatting with Wang Jiani.
Mr. Zhou scratched his head.
This is different from what he imagined.
Lao Chai was in the limelight. That video was the highlight of his life. It should only be compared to the moment when he won the award in the Great Hall of the People.
Also in Lang Jinghe’s documentary, the last scene intertwined with Mr. Lin from a distance also made Mr. Zhou feel a little emotional, and there was sand in his eyes.
It’s a joke to say I’m not envious.
Wang Jiani?
The girl is indeed honest, but she can only be described as simple. This kind of thing depends on Luo Hao. Luo Hao's dog has many weird ideas in his mind.
Although what happened to Lao Chai was a coincidence, Luo Hao played a decisive role in it.
Without Luo Hao, no matter how many related things we do, there will be no highlight moments.
Mr. Zhou lowered his head and looked at the bamboo in the black and white style.
In such a short time, bamboo can adapt to survive in the wild and look like the king of the Qinling Mountains.
If Luo Hao is careful, it is really possible to leave a highlight moment for himself, Mr. Zhou thought with a smile.
If that were the case, there would be no regrets in life and we could leave with a smile.
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"Qinling...go to Qinling..." Professor Zhang was sweating profusely.
He wanted to refuse, but the person opposite seemed to know what he was thinking, with a contemptuous smile on his lips, and the invisible pressure in the silence pressed on Professor Zhang.
“Actually, I will be able to produce results soon.” Professor Zhang always felt something was wrong and struggled in the end.
"Zhang, you know the source of the charity fund. Although it is said to be charity, it definitely does not support lazy people." The blond, blue-eyed middle-aged man spoke fluent Mandarin, but his accent sounded a little... Awkward, "Every year, I mean every year, projects about giant pandas will get their attention."
"Giant panda, that's a giant panda."
"You Maybe they underestimated the status of giant pandas in the hearts of those ladies.”
Professor Zhang lowered his head sadly, he was in a dilemma.
"But what about the results?" The blond, blue-eyed middle-aged man asked in a joking tone, "Zhang, where are the results we need?!"
"Sir, I am working hard, you Yes. And this project has been pushed forward very hard recently!" Professor Zhang explained.
"A push? What does it have to do with the charity fund? Every cent of the fund is the donor's love for wild animals, but what about you? That young man can give you a hard push when he comes up. , but you spent 1.3 million US dollars in 11 years!" The blond, blue-eyed middle-aged man began to express his anger, "Zhang, I suspect that you enriched your own pockets with the funds from the charity fund for wildlife research."
< br>"Damn it, your Chinese language always comes with a lot of compressed packages. It's called lining your own pockets, right? It means that you spent the money that should have been spent on giant pandas on yourself." The middle-aged man with blond hair and blue eyes He said word by word, "This damn compressed bag actually has a kind of beauty. It's so beautiful. Every time I finish saying it, I feel comfortable all over."
"..." Professor Zhang looked at the blond middle-aged man blankly.
Isn’t it just an idiom? It was indeed good for him, but it wasn't entirely comfortable.
But this is not important. What is important is that the other party has begun to force her into the palace.
"Sir, give me one more chance, one last time! This year, I must take out our free-range wild giant pandas!" Professor Zhang tried hard to make his emotions look more believable.
"Zhang, I have given you too many opportunities. If I remember correctly, this is the third time you have promised me that I will give you one last chance. Now I have lost my patience. You have to know, I’m under pressure too.”
Professor Zhang was silent. He knew that there were too many unknown secrets in the Qinling Mountains. Although the other party was from the World Wildlife Conservation Organization, it was best not to take him to the Qinling Mountains.
“Zhang, your attitude makes me feel ashamed!” The blond and blue-eyed middle-aged man said blankly when Professor Zhang didn’t speak. "..." Professor Zhang continued to be silent.
“Here is a check for US$1.5 million.” The blond, blue-eyed middle-aged man suddenly said, “If the project makes progress, the next payment will be US$3 million. In the end, you may Received tens of millions of dollars in sponsorship. This is the embodiment of philanthropists’ love for wildlife and the earth’s environment.”
“Of course, if you disagree, this is the foundation’s lawyer’s letter. , we will put pressure on your country to check your properties in Chengdu and Chang’an. My God, why are you Chinese so willing to buy a house?”
Professor Zhang's eyes darkened. (Note)
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Western Shaanxi, Foping County base.
Chen Yong sat next to Bamboo with a sad face.
Zhuzi completed the task very well. It was not known whether the wild female giant panda he brought back was pregnant. It would take time, but Chen Yong was sure that there would be no problem.
The real problem does not lie with wild female giant pandas, but with bamboo.
According to the description in "The Art of Controlling Beasts", bamboo should be one's own spiritual pet, it must be one's own spiritual pet.
After a period of contact, Chen Yong discovered that the current state of bamboo is different from what was written in the book.
He couldn't tell what was different, but he felt that the bamboo was not as obedient as described in the book.
This was an extremely subtle feeling. Chen Yong was inexperienced and had chatted with Bai Dicheng twice, but he didn't give any constructive suggestions.
Occasionally, Chen Yong would suspect that bamboo was Luo Hao's spiritual pet.
But he didn’t think Luo Hao had done anything. After all, this was a matter of cultivation, and Luo Hao wasn’t that mean.
Chen Yong was extremely tangled in the bamboo coil. After thinking for a long time, he picked up the phone and made a call.
"Old Bai, is your book reliable?"
There was silence on the other side.
"I know you rarely talk to people, but now I'm in a hurry!" Chen Yong emphasized, "Hurry up, this is my first spiritual pet!"
" The book is reliable, but I have advised you not to accept the giant panda as your first spiritual pet."
Bai Dicheng finally started to speak.
The voice is dull and stammering.
"What's the problem?" Chen Yong asked.
Bai Di Chengzheng said this at that time, but Chen Yong didn't care at all. The temptation to be able to harvest a national treasure as his own spiritual pet is as great as the sky. Chen Yong only needs to confirm the authenticity of "The Art of Controlling Beasts".
As for Bai Dicheng’s words, they were all thrown aside by Chen Yong.
"Turtles are descendants of Xuanwu. Raising turtles is mainly to accumulate good fortune. If you raise them..."
"Easy, talk about bamboo, don't talk about those messy things." Chen Yong interrupted. Bai Dicheng's words.
"The giant panda is a bear and a cat, and its counterpart is the white tiger." Bai Dicheng was not angry and continued to explain, "The white tiger is born with extremely strong spiritual power, but it is not yang energy, but yin energy, and it is not easy to control. "
"Fuck!" Chen Yong cursed.
Petting cats is just a joke, but I didn’t expect that they really belong to cats, and are considered white tigers.
“Cats are extremely uncontrollable and not very loyal. It is actually very difficult to make a cat truly feel a sense of belonging to your home and truly recognize you as the master. There are indeed some benefits to raising a white tiger. But whether you can make it recognize its master depends on your ability.”
“I won’t say more about the way of yin and yang. You have your point of view, and I have mine. Let’s not go together.”
After Bai Dicheng opened his mouth to speak, he became smoother and smoother, and no longer stuttered.
"To be honest, Brother Chen, when you said you wanted to treat the giant panda as a spiritual pet, I suddenly had an idea."
"Huh? What did you remember?"
"You don't have enough yang energy, so you can't raise me if you are not a boy."
"Why!" Chen Yong said angrily, "You idiot, you actually said that I don't have enough yang energy? I've flipped your fairy tale off. Board.”
"That's not what I mean. There are some things that need to be done by a boy who has not released his true yang. This is what our ancestors said. I don't understand the meaning, but I have never dared to release my true yang." Bai Dicheng explained.
“It’s not written in the book.” Chen Yongyong said bitterly.
“The book mentions not to accept the white tiger as a spiritual pet in the beginning.” Bai Dicheng emphasized.
“…” Chen Yong was speechless.
"The young man next to you looks like a boy at first glance." Bai Dicheng said, "And he can speak animal language. Let me just point it out..."
Hearing what Bai Dicheng said, Chen Yong quickly started counting with the fingers of his right hand.
But Chen Yong didn't calculate the result.
Forget it, I won’t forget it in the future, my skill is still weak, I’ll wait until I accumulate more merit and upgrade.
"Brother Chen, let me give you a suggestion, how about you give him your spiritual pet." Bai Dicheng sighed, "Although it will hurt you a little, it is better than eating a It's better to eat raw rice in a pot."
"You! The bamboo is mine!" Chen Yong was furious.
"It's true. I've seen Siberian tigers in the mountains. It's always rare." Bai Dicheng's mouth seemed to be drooling, "But I knew I couldn't take the white tiger first, so I hesitated for a long time."
"The tiger is Tigers, pandas are pandas!”
“They are similar in the yin and yang of the five elements, and they all belong to the white tiger.” Bai Dicheng advised, “There are ways, and the damage will not be serious, but it cannot be delayed. The longer I stay, the greater the impact on you.”
“But he is not a monk, so how can he give it to you?” Chen Yong argued forcefully, reluctant to part with the bamboo.
"It doesn't matter, you are a monk. There is a similar method behind "The Art of Controlling Beasts". Brother Chen, please don't make the mistake!"
Bai Dicheng persuaded seriously.
He has low emotional intelligence and is straightforward, but the more he is like this, the more Chen Yong feels that things are more serious.
“…” Chen Yong was speechless.
"It can be regarded as a practice, and it will be good for you to summon spiritual pets in the future. Twenty years later, when your skills are perfected, you can have as many giant pandas as spiritual pets as you want. Why bother about bamboos? Are you worried about that person?"
Chen Yong thought of Luo Hao and finally sighed deeply.
All right.
This bamboo thing actually belongs to White Tiger, he made a mistake.
Chen Yong was a little angry.
In fact, it’s not a mistake. When I heard that I could turn a giant panda into my spiritual pet, who would have thought so much!
Dream back to ancient times, riding bamboo to fight in all directions, as much wind as you want.
The iron-eating beast is Chi You's mount. Although this is most likely a rumor on the Internet, Chen Yong is willing to believe it.
This is a man's romance.
"Old Bai, is this really the only way? Is there no other way?" Chen Yong asked frustratedly.
"Brother Chen, to be honest, I am a little more powerful than you, but I have never dared to accept a Siberian tiger as a spiritual pet." Bai Dicheng explained, "You trust my judgment , It really doesn’t work.”
Sigh.
Chen Yong didn't complain that Bai Di didn't stop him at that time.
Chen Yong cannot do this kind of thing, shifting the responsibility to other things afterwards.
Chen Yong knew exactly what he was like at that time.
There is no point in complaining and complaining. They can only vent your emotions and waste time.
The most urgent task now is to find a solution to the current problem.
Seeing that Chen Yong's attitude was loose, Bai Dicheng began to study with Chen Yong how to transfer the spiritual pets away with as little cost as possible.
Chen Yong has no choice. He has no teacher and is considered a casual cultivator. He can only follow Bai Dicheng's method.
Fortunately, it was Luo Hao who gained the advantage and not anyone else. If it were someone else, Chen Yong would rather have his practice hindered than let others take advantage of him.
Luo Hao is not stingy, he can see bamboo whenever he wants.
While studying, Chen Yong stroked the bamboo, feeling uncomfortable in his heart.
The little guy was lying on the ground with his arms and legs spread out. He didn't have the toughness of the King of Qinling at all. He was as naive as a giant panda in the zoo.
Early the next morning.
Chen Yong’s eyes were dark.
Overnight, Chen Yong seemed to have aged several years.
But this can all be made up for, and Chen Yong doesn’t care too much.
In the end, more than half of the merit earned by spending time in the hospital will be returned to Luo Hao. Some things are really destined by God.
Estimating the time, Luo Hao should get up.
Luo Hao is like a robot, his life is extremely regular, and it is not difficult to estimate, unless he went for emergency surgery last night.
Chen Yong hesitated for a long time, finally sighed deeply and made a call.
"Is there something wrong at this early hour?" Luo Hao's voice came.
"It's an advantage for you." Chen Yong said in a sullen voice.
"Why are you taking advantage of me?" Luo Hao wondered, "You are not in a high mood. Why do you feel that bile would spray all over me if we were face to face."
Chen Yong ignored Luo Hao He teased and told the story again.
"Oh, oh, that's it. I also think bamboo is closer to me. I was wondering what was going on before, but after hearing what you said, I probably understand."
" You’re still laughing! It’s going to cost me a lot of energy!”
"Hey, there's a joke." Luo Hao chuckled, "Keep the child alive or the baby? Definitely keep the child alive, because the wife must be your own, but the child may not be the same."
"Get lost!"
"You screamed, and the tonsils almost sprayed out of the phone onto my face. Boy, calm down, it doesn't matter if you give me the bamboo, you can see it if you want, right? ." Luo Hao laughed, "What do you need from me?"
"No, just wait," Chen Yong said, "But I told you in advance, if Zhuzi is hurt, you will. Backfired."
"But now I have no other choice, right?" Luo Hao asked.
"..." Chen Yong felt that he was not at a disadvantage, but that he was causing trouble for Luo Hao.
"What about the natural death of bamboo?"
"It is still strong. Generally, spiritual pets will die together with their owners. If you live to be 100 years old, the bamboo will live together for eighteen generations. "
"That's fine, you can play with me, I'm going to the hospital."
"What do you mean by playing! This is a spiritual pet!" Chen Yong was exhausted and argued.
"Hey, why didn't you think of this when you were having sex with the girls? Everything has a price, as the saying goes - all the gifts given by fate have been secretly marked with a price."
Chen Yong became increasingly unhappy.
"It's over. Today Chen Jiao is hospitalized for a review. I'll go and have a look."
"How is Chen Jiao?" Chen Yong asked, distracting himself.
"Very good, very good." Luo Hao said, "There is no need to take painkillers anymore. The next step is control, genetic analysis, and finding suitable targeted drugs."
"Then get busy."
Luo Hao hung up the phone, feeling a little weird.
Although he told Chen Yong a lot of nonsense, it was because Luo Hao himself was a little surprised and found it difficult to accept this reality.
This is different from the spiritual pets mentioned in the book. Is there a way for this thing to be transferred?
Is it too unorganized?
What if bamboo becomes his spiritual pet and gets close to Chen Yong? Did you kill Chen Yong?
In short, this is a big trouble.
As for the safety of bamboo, Luo Hao didn't think much about it.
With Bamboo's current work efficiency, he can leave more blood than all other giant pandas in a few months.
The necessary genes have been spread, and all that remains is to go to Qinling Mountains for vacation every year, and stay in Ha Dong to enjoy the rest of the time.
When I go to Xiehe, I change the weaving of bamboo to Beidong, and then let it taste Beidong’s steamed buns.
“Ding dong~”
Luo Hao was thinking when a system prompt sounded in his ear.
Not a task, but a notification.
【Warning, warning~】
The system background starts to turn red.
The alarm sound echoed in his ears, sharp and harsh, causing Luo Hao's adrenaline to surge rapidly.
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Note: This was originally a little over 10,000 words, but I thought it would be 404, so I cut it again and again, so I just shortened it. It's a pity, as long as everyone knows what happened. Group touch everyone.
(End of this chapter)