Chapter 279 If you think so, there is nothing I can do
"Director Yuan, why do you look so ugly?" Luo Hao pulled Yuan Xiaoli to sit down, "It's just about communication, it's actually not necessary."
"Luo...Professor Luo, how can you say that." Yuan Xiaoli was a little anxious, "That's the Johns Hopkins Hospital! It was organized by the Doctors Without Borders Foundation, and there were only two people doing the demonstration surgery. ! ”
Not only was Yuan Xiaoli a little anxious, his eyes started to turn red as he spoke.
Not to cry, but to be envious and jealous.
"Xiao Luo, senior brother said he would call you later. When I heard about it, I rushed to tell you the good news first. I originally wanted to tell you to calm down, but I didn't expect you really didn't want to go." Yuan Xiaoli felt aggrieved.
It is true that he is a straight man, it is true that he lives in the operating room, and it is true that his emotional intelligence is low.
But Yuan Xiaoli has a very high IQ and is not stupid.
No matter how smart a person is, they cannot refuse invitations from top medical schools and hospitals in the world; they cannot refuse invitations from Doctors Without Borders.
Not to mention a demonstration surgery, which will be something to brag about in the future!
When he was old, he hugged his grandson and told him about his grandfather's youth...
Thinking about it, Yuan Xiaoli almost cried.
Master Luo, if you don’t want to go, can you let me go? If you don’t want to perform a demonstration operation, can you let me do it? It doesn't matter whether it's money or not, the main thing is reputation.
"Don't worry, don't worry, Lao Meng, go get Director Yuan a glass of water." Luo Hao smiled and instructed Meng Liangren.
“I don’t drink water, Ronaldinho, haven’t you ever thought about it, only you and a Canadian expert are demonstrating surgery! Are you worried about his high technical level? Let me tell you, I have watched his surgery videos, and the surgery was not as good as yours.”
"Canada, Professor Reeves should be the one to intervene. His surgery is indeed not as good as mine, and his level is much lower than mine. If we were to compete on the same stage, Professor Reeves would be embarrassed." Luo Hao said frankly.
“…” Yuan Xiaoli was stunned.
He carefully recalled whether he said Professor Reeves' name casually.
Does Luo Hao know?
He knows fucking everything!
Médecins Sans Frontières competed on the same stage at the annual professional conference held by the world's top medical school and beat the Canadian professor to the ground. This is simply an opportunity for the best to show off!
Is Luo Hao out of his mind?
“Before I came to the provincial capital, I often watched Professor Reeves’ surgery videos, but I have stopped watching them recently.”
“Why?” Yuan Xiaoli subconsciously asked an extremely stupid question problem.
"Oh, because his surgery is not as good as mine. There are some key details that I can refer to, but they are of little significance and there is no need to waste time."
Luo Hao said, sitting down opposite Yuan Xiaoli and crossing his legs.
"Ronald, wouldn't that be better? There are more than 200 interventional experts around the world, including Japanese experts with eyes on their foreheads. Go and show them how high our domestic technical level is!" ”
Speaking of this, Chen Yong felt a little moved.
He kicked Luo Hao's chair.
Interventional surgery was carried out early in Japan. At that time, President Xu Kexu went to Japan to study abroad and learn the technology.
Although they are unhappy, they still have to learn technology when it is time.
Thinking of this, Luo Hao added another sin.
“I won’t go.” Luo Hao was not polite this time and said firmly, “I have a great scholar who will debate the scriptures for me. I just need to do the job at hand well.”
"Little Luo, even the great scholars don't know your name!" Yuan Xiaoli was still trying to persuade him.
"How come you don't know?" Luo Hao was a little surprised, "Do they publish more on CNS? Is it because their surgery is good? Or maybe they have made new breakthroughs in high-precision surgery?"
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Gan!
Yuan Xiaoli was at a loss.
Yes, Luo Hao's words are indeed a bit pretentious, but every word is irrefutable.
On his own, the cns article he published put the medical research ranking into the top five in the country.
His surgical skills are improving by leaps and bounds. When his senior brother Fan talked about Luo Hao after returning home, the admiration in his tone was beyond words.
His high-tech surgical techniques, especially those involving maxillofacial hemangiomas in infants and young children, have been completed in dozens of cases without any failure.
It’s all true.
Luo Hao smiled and said, "Director Yuan, thank you for me...Forget it, I'll do it myself and call Teacher Fan to express my gratitude. But I've been really busy recently and I don't have time."< br>
Yuan Xiaoli has talked to this extent, Luo Hao still disagrees, and there is nothing he can do.
It's just a pity that Yuan Xiaoli looked at Luo Hao blankly.
Such a good thing, if it were him... let alone coming to his door, Yuan Xiaoli knew very well that he had to do his work "carefully" in advance.
I want to perform demonstration surgery at a world-class surgery conference. This is an honor, a supreme honor!
Yuan Xiaoli could only dream of successfully completing the demonstration surgery and having the whole audience stand up and applaud when he returned to the conference room.
The pinnacle of life is nothing better than this.
Unfortunately, my talents are limited.
Even if I risk my life by working in the operating room of the First Hospital of Medical University for several years, the improvement of my technical level can be seen with the naked eye.
Luo Hao, who had the opportunity, dismissed it.
It’s so damn drought that it’s dying of drought, and it’s dying of waterlogging.
Yuan Xiaoli almost cried when she thought of this, her eyes were red. He widened his eyes and forced back his tears.
"Professor Luo, are you not good at English and are you afraid that there will be communication problems there?" Yuan Xiaoli thought of another possibility and asked tentatively.
Luo Hao said nothing.
"Professor Luo, are you afraid that the patient information provided there is incomplete and others will dig holes for you?"
Luo Hao smiled, but still said nothing.
"Professor Luo, are you afraid that the operation will fail and you will be embarrassed?"
Luo Hao remained silent, his expression unchanged at all.
Just as he was talking, Shen Zizai walked in.
"Director Yuan, if you think so, there's nothing I can do about it." Luo Hao shrugged, stood up, and came forward.
Shen Zizai staggered.
If you think so, there's nothing I can do about it... These words hit Shen Zizai's heart like a heavy hammer.
It sounds empty.
Luo Hao’s scumbag attributes are perfect, which is awesome!
"What's going on?" Shen Zizai asked.
Yuan Xiaoli was a little excited, his face turned red, he stood up and danced around and told the story.
Shen Zizai's eyes almost dropped to the ground.
Ronaldinho must have something on his mind.
He wouldn't take this opportunity to make a name for himself and be a saint in front of others? What on earth is he thinking!
"Little Luo." Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao seriously.
"Director, sit down, sit down." Luo Hao still respected Shen Zizai very much.
"Go ahead, since there is such a good opportunity." Shen Zizai advised, "Are you afraid that someone will make things difficult for you?"
"Harmful, director, look at what you said " Luo Hao smiled, "I have never been afraid of anyone in an academic debate. I have studied the procedures of some famous experts. I know their advantages and disadvantages well. I can debate in ten minutes. Let them sit back and think about their faults.”
"Oh?" Shen Zizai became interested.
“Are you arguing? Debates in academia are actually similar.”
“For example?”
“Equivocation, that’s what they call it, we call it substituting one thing for another. ”
Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao with interest.
This little guy has long been like a man in science and engineering. Has he figured out an effective way to debate?
"Academic use... Let me give you a simple example. If I cook rice at home and it is not cooked properly, I tell my mother - the rice is not good and it is not sticky enough when cooked. My mother will say, 502 Sticky, why don’t you take a spoonful and throw it into the pot?”
“…”
“…”
Shen Zizai and Yuan Xiaoli were surprised. Chen Yong, Meng Liangren and Zhuang Yan also looked at Luo Hao in surprise.
"My mother wouldn't say that. I don't cook at home. I'm just giving you an example."
Shen Zizai clicked his lips, thinking that he could use this trick too.
I even figured out what occasion and under what circumstances I should use Shen Zizai.
"Is there anything else?" Shen Zizai had been successfully led astray by Luo Hao.
“Of course, many techniques can be used. For example, their name is RedHerringFallacy, which translates to changing the topic.”
"For example, I told Chen Yong that yesterday a rhubarb named Mushroom walked hundreds of miles to visit his owner. He has no place to live. Let's temporarily adopt the rhubarb."
"Chen Yong Tell me, you are so caring, why don’t you go to an orphanage to adopt a child?”
Gan!
That’s true! !
Luo Hao's words opened everyone's thinking bottleneck, and some people were even eager to give it a try.
It doesn't matter what I was saying before.
Everyone has moments in their hearts when they lose an argument and become angry.
Now Luo Hao has successfully brought out this moment, making everyone around him gear up and prepare to regain his place.
“Furthermore, it’s called StrawPerson abroad. Just translate it literally, it’s a straw man fallacy.”
“For example, during the morning meeting, the director said that doctors and nurses should keep a distance from each other. Don’t have office romances all the time, otherwise you will be in trouble if one of your lovers shows up.”
Shen Zizai's heart trembled. He said these words himself. Unexpectedly, Ronaldinho had already argued with him in his heart.
"At this time, a little nurse said, you can't talk anymore, you are too feudal."
"This is the straw man fallacy. Say it, it is to argue, but I am afraid People with ulterior motives act according to your instructions and take things to extremes. It’s hard for you to say anything, but you are the one who takes the blame in the end." Luo Hao started talking, and the topic had already turned to Nantianmen. .
Shen Zizai was thoughtful and had long forgotten that Luo Hao was going to do a demonstration surgery.
Seeing that everyone was silent, Luo Hao continued to explain.
More than twenty minutes later, Luo Hao said, "These eighteen points are relatively classic. The most famous one is Wang Hao's sentence - you didn't hit me, why did you help me?"
"Now, everyone, please pay attention, in what way did Wang Hao use his words to argue?"
Chen Yong was startled, and Luo Hao didn't know when he stood in front of the blackboard, holding his hand Holding marker inside.
The writing on the blackboard is clear and clear, as if Luo Hao went to university to give lectures to students.
grass!
This guy is really good at changing things. Although it is not a quarrel, his ability to change the topic has reached an advanced level.
Unconsciously, the topic has been brought up so much that even Chen Yong can’t remember what the original topic was.
Yes, it was a demonstration surgery at the annual interventional conference held by Doctors Without Borders at the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine.
Shen Zizai was also in a daze for a moment, and finally shook his head and raised his hand to rub his temples.
Ronaldinho thinks clearly and can confuse other people's thinking, which is simply amazing.
There is definitely no problem with academic debate, he just doesn’t want to.
Forget it, young people have their own ideas. Don’t be so daddy, just let Ronaldinho go on his own.
Just as Shen Zizai was about to speak, Luo Hao's cell phone rang.
[As the saying goes, a man is a boy until he dies~~~]
"Hey, Boss Lou, no contact for a long time." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Oh, okay."
"Send me the phone number there."
Luo Hao hung up the phone and Shen Zizai asked casually, "Someone came to see you for medical treatment?"
"Well, it was an acute abdomen. I finally came back after running for 3 days and 3 nights." "What?!" Shen Zizai was stunned.
Three days and three nights, could it be that you were brought back from the Imperial Capital... no, from the Demonic Capital? Even in the Magic City, it doesn’t take so long.
Besides, why do you need to go back to the First Hospital of Medical University for acute abdomen?
“It’s a patient who is farming in the Far East.”
“!!!”
"!!!"
Everyone was stunned.
“Didn’t the Far East allow us people to farm the land in the past few years? The large areas of land are said to be very fertile, and a group of people in China have gone to farm the land. Where do our big machines go? "La, a purely mechanized farm."
"When did it happen?" Shen Zizai asked.
"I'm sorry, director, the patient has an acute abdomen. I'll contact them and then contact Director Chen."
After speaking, Luo Hao picked up his cell phone and started making a call.
"Director, do you know about this?" Yuan Xiaoli has successfully forgotten his original intention.
"Farming? I don't know." Shen Zizai shook his head, "I know that many people go there to sell things. In the past few years, wasn't it said that all the supermarkets were COFCO products? I saw local auctions. I have never seen many of the photos.”
“That’s right, there’s something wrong with me here,” Shen Zizai pointed at his head, “It’s hard to wait for the old beauty to vote for the Communist Party. If you surrender to the Communist Party, you will have to make friends from far away and attack the enemy closely.
Luo Hao strode away, and Chen Yong immediately followed him. Zhuang Yan also kept an eye on him and chased him out with his pony tail swung.
Only Meng Liangren smiled gently and turned around to write the medical record.
Shen Zizai shook his head and went out with his hands behind his back.
"Vote for the Communists? Do you call me a vote for the Communists? Old Americans will not vote for the Communists..."
He muttered a few words, and then remembered the original topic.
Damn it, when did the topic turn into voting for the Communist Party?
......
"Luo Hao, is the patient serious?"
"Serious." Luo Hao said seriously, "But we don't need to go on stage. I'll talk to Director Chen. "Say, this operation is not that difficult."
"Senior Brother Luo, if you can do it, you can do it yourself," Zhuang Yan said enthusiastically, "I'll pull the hook for you."
"What would Director Chen think if I did everything? He is the director of gastrointestinal surgery." Luo Hao walked quickly to the elevator, glanced at it, and turned to take the fire escape.
Dong dong dong~~~
There was a continuous sound of footsteps, and a minute later Luo Hao arrived at the gastrointestinal surgery department.
Chen Yan stood in the corridor waiting for Luo Hao, stroking his beard. When he saw Luo Hao coming in, he greeted him.
No department director in the hospital could let Chen Yan go out to pick him up, not even Yang Jinghe, unless it was Feng Zixuan, and those above him would be at the level of deputy dean.
But Luo Hao is an exception.
"Ronald, what kind of patient?"
"A patient with acute abdomen, the explanation is not very clear, no one accompanying him knows medicine."
"120 There is no doctor following the ambulance?" Chen Yan was not surprised either.
“Those who come back from the Far East are not 120 ambulances.”
"Oh?!"
"Go to those farming buddies over there."
Chen Yan suddenly became interested, short and squat, twirling his beard, not knowing what he was thinking. .
"We'll be there soon. I'll report to you, Director Chen, and then go down and wait."
"Go ahead. I'll bring up an emergency order in the operating room first and give you my seat." Take advantage of it.”
"Okay, if there's a queue, I'll say hello to the medical office and ask Lao Liu to come over for anesthesia." After Luo Hao finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Chen Yan froze on the spot, twirling his beard with his hand, thinking about Luo Hao's words.
What is this?
There are rules for scheduling in the operating room. If you really encounter a patient who must be operated on immediately, the director must go to the director of the anesthesiology department to check his face and find a team of people for him.
That's it, even the most powerful director will be nagged and complained about when performing surgery.
Who wants to work overtime?
Although it is necessary to treat a disease and save people, I still have to scold him when he deserves it.
The doctors and nurses in the anesthesiology department will not scold the patients, but a few words from the doctors who are responsible for the orders are always necessary.
As for Luo Hao, he went directly to the medical office. The anesthesiologist was from his own medical team.
Chen Yan stared at Luo Hao's back in a daze.
Alas, the daughter of the principal's family was running around behind Luo Hao like a little follower, swinging her ponytail. Seeing this scene, Chen Yan didn't say a word.
Before, Chen Yan was thinking about poaching Luo Hao.
Now, forget it. Digging him here, what if Luo Hao doesn't leave? Whenever something goes wrong with Xiehe, he can't go back, and he has to turn around and snatch his director away.
Although the possibility is low, we have to be prepared.
Let’s watch from a distance, everyone is smiling and saying hello to me. What if Luo Hao gets too close and makes fun of himself?
Chen Yan thought for a while and simply followed him downstairs.
The great god Luo Hao is still in his infancy, otherwise he will never be able to have any connection with a person of this level in his life.
It's better to lower your attitude, Chen Yan knew it.
"Xiao Luo, go and talk to Mr. Liu and make arrangements in the operating room."
"I..."
"Why, you are still afraid that I will misdiagnose you? Go quickly." Although Chen Yan lowered his attitude and tried to sell Luo Hao's favor, the old director's airs were full of airs, and he even revealed that he was the best in the world with Luo Hao. .
Luo Hao nodded and turned to work.
It was originally an acute abdomen, most likely a gastrointestinal problem. If it didn’t work, Director Chen called for a hepatobiliary consultation on the stage.
Chen Yan waited for a few minutes, and a BMW x7 covered in mud drove over.
Chen Yong greeted him, handed him over, and lifted a young man in his 20s out of the car while briefly asking about his medical history.
The young man's belly was exposed, hard, and his abdominal muscles were lumpy and covered with fine sweat.
At first glance, it was definitely a slab-shaped abdomen, signs of peritonitis, and emergency surgery was needed.
As for whether there is infection or toxic shock, Chen Yan thinks it is already there. Whether the operating room dares to anesthetize or not is a question.
But with Luo Hao here, it should be fine, Chen Yan thought.
"The film was taken over there." An old man covered in dust, his voice trembling and his hands shaking violently, handed the film to Chen Yan.
He also saw that Chen Yan was the expert.
Taking out the film, Chen Yan looked at the sun.
Abdominal CT, the resolution is relatively poor, but we can barely see clearly - there is a bezoar in the appendix.
It should be peritonitis and acute abdomen caused by perforation of the appendix.
Come on stage.
Chen Yan was already mentally deciding whether to use endoscopic surgery or surgery.
Generally, laparoscopy can perfectly solve the problem.
But the patient rushed back from the Far East. He was afraid that the signs of peritonitis were very severe. In addition, due to the infection and toxic shock, his stomach was filled with stool. He was afraid that it would not be flushed clean during laparoscopy.
While calculating the pros and cons, Chen Yan called Luo Hao to explain the situation.
Time was tight, so the patient was pushed directly to the operating room while collecting blood.
Sometimes it is necessary to improve relevant examinations, but for patients who will die without surgery, auxiliary examinations are not that important. They are almost always taken step by step.
Having Luo Hao here really saves the worry, Chen Yan thought to himself.
If it were him, the patient would have to stay in the department for at least ten minutes, which is still the fastest situation.
As for Luo Hao, he went directly to the operating room to ask for an emergency room.
Although it saves less than 15 minutes, these ten minutes may be the dividing line between life and death.
Ronaldinho is reliable, Chen Yan thought to himself and praised him.
Arrived at the operating room, Chen Yong pushed the cart in. Chen Yan turned around and wanted to change clothes, but the next second, when he turned around, he saw Luo Hao's expression in the corner of his eye was strange.
Huh?
With such an obvious plate-shaped abdomen, Luo Hao is so weird?
Chen Yan didn't believe that Luo Hao couldn't see it, nor did he believe that an acute abdomen could make Luo Hao nervous.
What about abdominal cocoon? It's not as easy as getting it.
What is Ronaldinho doing?
Chen Yan turned back again, confirmed that Luo Hao had a strange expression, and said hello, "Little Luo?"
"Take off your pants and give me a hand."
" ??" Chen Yan was startled.
But Chen Yong seemed to be mindless. Luo Hao asked him to take off his pants, and Chen Yong directly untied the patient's belt.
Tsk, tsk, you take off your pants so fast, it takes a lot of hard work.
A strange thought flashed through Chen Yan’s mind.
After a long time, even Chen Yan knew how romantic the heather-smelling assistant beside Luo Hao was.
Every time I talk about him, the eyes of the little nurse in the department shine like the carrots made by the chef.
This technique is so awesome, it's been refined over time.
Luo Hao glanced at it, took out his mobile phone, made a call, then clamped the mobile phone around his neck, tilted his head and started to do it.
? ? ?
Chen Yan was stunned.
Luo Hao's movement was a manual reset. As a veteran expert, Director Chen knew it at a glance, but he didn't think wrongly.
"Director Pei, there is a patient with testicular torsion. Please come to the operating room and take a look."
What is this? !
It’s not acute abdomen, but testicular torsion? !
Chen Yan was shocked. The hair all over his body stood up, and his beard stuck straight into the sky like spears and halberds.
Myself,
Diagnosis,
Error!
Ignoring the concept of sterility, he strode over.
Fortunately, it is the entrance to the operating room, which is a borderline area. Even if he violated the regulations, Chen Yan couldn't care less. What was most important was whether the testicles were torsion!
Looking closer, the patient's right testicle was as big as a child's fist, accompanied by redness and swelling.
grass!
Luo Hao always takes off the patient's pants when meeting him, so here he is.
Chen Yan felt a little confused.
(End of this chapter)