Chapter 347 The eldest prince of Qinling, the future king of Ha Dong
“Let’s go, it’s my birthday, Zhu Da!” Chen Yong clenched his fists excitedly.
Luo Hao was a little regretful. It was said that the due date was still a few days away, but who knew that the baby would be born soon.
But Chen Yong couldn't drive, which was really a pity. Luo Hao had to let Chen Yong make phone calls all the way to contact Geng Qiang and contact various matters, while he concentrated on driving.
Shen Zizai sat in the back seat and rubbed his hands excitedly.
Delivering a baby to a giant panda was something Shen Zi had never thought of in his life.
The calves and ponies were able to walk immediately after they were born. They were pink, tender and cute. Shen Zizai began to imagine the scene when Zhu Da opened his eyes and moaned when he was born.
Would you think that you are its father and follow you for the rest of your life, just like bamboo follows Luo Hao?
When he thought of this, Shen Zizai's heart jumped.
The more I thought about it, the more beautiful it became, the more beautiful and happy it became. The corners of Shen Zizai's mouth rose and he couldn't suppress it.
"Director, what are you having fun with?" Luo Hao saw the raised corners of Shen Zizai's mouth in the rearview mirror and asked while driving.
"Zhuda should be particularly good-looking, I was thinking..."
"Good-looking?!" Luo Hao interrupted Shen Zizai, "Director, I regret to remind you that it is best not to Such unrealistic thoughts will not look good."
"? "Shen Zizai didn't understand what Luo Hao meant.
Luo Hao loves bamboo. Although he doesn’t necessarily favor Bamboo Da, he can’t say that Bamboo Da is not good-looking.
"Let's put it this way, director, you think giant panda cubs are as cute as newborn kittens and puppies."
"It's difficult, isn't it?" Shen Zizai asked back.
"A newborn giant panda cub weighs only 2 ounces." Luo Hao used a rare unit of measurement to describe it. After Shen Zizai thought about it carefully, he understood what Luo Hao meant.
100g?
100g!
300 kilograms of bamboo, the big prince bamboo is only 100g?
Luo Hao is joking.
With this ratio difference, it is impossible to imagine that Luo Hao must be joking, definitely.
"Ronald, I have played this trick of yours twenty years ago. Don't worry, I will definitely not do it. Just take me aside to see it. I will definitely not..." "
"Director, you are overthinking, I am telling the truth."
"???"
"The anatomy SCI journal "Journal of Anatomy" published a paper, "Comparativeskeletalanatomyofneonatalursidsandtheextremealtricialityofthegiantpanda", the Chinese translation is "Comparative Skeletal Anatomy of Neonatal Ursids and the Extreme Lethality of Giant Pandas".
"Extremely lethal?! What did those sons of bitches do to the giant panda!"
Both Shen Zizai and Chen Yong frowned, and Shen Zizai scolded angrily. road.
After the incident at the Memphis Zoo, Shen Zizai did not have any trust in foreigners and believed that they were full of malicious intentions.
"There are different descriptions of things. The purpose of Duke University's research is to figure out the size and anatomy of bear cubs."
"How did their research on giant panda cubs come about?"
Shen Zizai asked solemnly.
Giant pandas are national treasures, and words like cubs and anatomy touched Shen Zizai's nerves.
“The two rented giant pandas gave birth, but neither of them survived. There is no way, the death rate of giant pandas is very high, I don’t think they did this on purpose.”
Luo Hao explained, "Director, I said they are just vegetables. For giant pandas, they are not so bad."
"Throw underage giant pandas into cages to fight with lions. They did it too," Chen Yong said bitterly.
“…”
Luo Hao thought for a while and sighed.
Some things just can’t be washed away even if you want to.
"Ronald, please continue." Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Shen Zizai asked.
“The researchers used CT scans of the remains of red pandas, domestic dog cubs, polar bear cubs and other animals, which they also used to create 3D digital models of the inside of each species’ bones.”
"The ratio of giant panda mother to cub is about 1:900. Humans, we know the nicknames like seven catties and eight catties. Calculated based on an average of 3500g, the weight ratio of cubs to mother Probably 1 to a dozen.”
The difference was dozens of times, so huge that Shen Zizai felt a little dazed.
“Ursids are very strange. The birth weight of newborn polar bears is less than 1:400. For most mammals, including humans, the average is close to 1:26.”
"In the past, scientists generally speculated that the pregnancy period of giant pandas overlapped with winter hibernation, and pregnant giant pandas did not eat or drink during this period and mainly relied on their own fat reserves to survive.
In order Conserving energy in the mother's body can begin by shortening the pregnancy and giving birth to a small, immature baby, who can then live off the mother's fat-rich milk."
"But Duke University's. The study finally rejected this and concluded that this theory is wrong."
"What is their conclusion?" Chen Yong asked.
"No conclusion." Luo Hao concentrated on driving and gossiped, "It just denies a common sense, and there is no specific conclusion."
"..."
"Then what's the point of the research?"
"They don't have enough samples, including polar bears and so on." Luo Hao was also helpless, "And the big ones Pandas are the most special among the bears. The extreme mother-to-infant ratio of 1:900 may be one of the reasons why giant pandas have become endangered species.”
“That’s still a living fossil.”
"Adult giant pandas are very powerful in combat, especially the mother, who is extremely aggressive after giving birth. So, director, you must be careful today. In addition to wearing sterile clothes, the most important thing is to be careful. Injured by a giant panda ”
Oh, that's it. Only when Shen Zizai heard this did he realize that Luo Hao was quoting scriptures and using his theory to warn himself not to reach out randomly.
Once the female giant panda's calf-protecting attribute is triggered, I am afraid that my old arms and legs will not be able to bear it.
“A few months ago, there was a giant panda in Beidong that had just given birth and didn’t know how to breastfeed or help the baby to defecate...”
“Wait a minute, what does helping mean? Defecating?" Shen Zizai was stunned.
“Giant panda cubs are too small and cannot even defecate on their own when they are born. It is best to use artificial assistance.”
"Holy shit!"
No wonder it's an endangered species. A 100g cub can't even defecate. How can it survive in this state? !
Nature is full of dangers, and it is estimated that the mortality rate of giant panda cubs will be extremely high.
"Luo Hao, can you raise giant panda cubs?" Shen Zizai asked.
"No, let's go, just to watch the excitement. If there is any difficulty in giving birth, just go ahead and fight it. I guess the birth is over by now~"
"???"
"!!!"
All Shen Zizai's dreams were shattered in an instant.
“She hasn’t given birth yet, director, don’t take it seriously, I was just joking. I found a wet nurse in Beidong to help deliver the baby. Since it was a wild female giant panda giving birth, it was safer for me to go there. ”
This piece of shit Luo Hao doesn’t say a word of truth!
Shen Zizai sneered, Chen Yong's assessment was indeed correct.
"I found my nanny from Beidong, where is Liu Bin?"
"He is busy over there in Xishan. He said he wanted to come back, but he couldn't get away. Beidong's Dad is very experienced and has delivered at least ten giant panda cubs.”
Chen Yong didn’t ask what Dad Liu was doing.
“Can all of Bamboo’s girlfriends be brought back to give birth?”
"No, even if the province comes forward, it is said that our boss and the other party had a fierce quarrel, and in the end only 4 places were left."
4.
We can go to Zhu 4.
Zhu Da, Zhu 2, Zhu 3, Zhu 4, four giant panda cubs line up and divide the fruits. It is indeed a picture, Shen Zizai The corners of his mouth couldn't hold back anymore.
Four will do, but it is impossible for Xiao Luo to keep all the giant panda cubs by himself.
This is unrealistic.
No matter how strong Luo Hao is, he still has to exchange interests with others, Shen Zizai knows it in his heart.
Although I have criticized Luo Hao's name countless times, no matter how much something is, it will definitely change from quantitative to qualitative, and there will be a radical change.
Hey!
Shen Zizai has even begun to think about the scenario where he becomes a daddy and lives his whole life in a zoo.
There is no need to think about medical insurance overage, there is no need to use an unsuitable catheter for surgery, and there is no need to worry about the nth series of doctor-patient disputes.
You don’t have to worry about all kinds of annoying rare diseases, and you don’t have to bear the emotional pain of patients after treatment fails.
There is no need to think about whether the successor is a human being, and there is no need to pay attention to the complicated human world.
Just watch the giant panda being cute with you every day.
"Director, stop thinking about it." Luo Hao seemed to be able to see through people's hearts and directly interrupted Shen Zizai's sweet dream, "At that time, the bamboo was going to be wild, and its nose was full of bugs. It didn't understand how to do it at that time. Survive in the wild ”
"Dad Liu knelt down and begged Professor Zhang for a panda, or for Dad Liu to live in the wild with bamboo for a few years and slowly adapt."
"Professor Zhang rejected everything." Raising giant pandas is just like being humane. You see that Nizi is free and easy every day, because I am carrying a heavy burden."
"Get out!" Chen Yong scolded, "You are doing surgery every day. Just carry the weight and move forward. If you have such a heavy weight, give me a dozen." "Contact me," Luo Hao said with a smile. "This time, my main task is to appease the big fat man. Girl, then it’s about making ads.”
“Why ads?”
"Director, a few years ago, Huacheng Chimelong Zoo giant pandas gave birth to cubs, and the subway was covered in advertisements, full of pampering. Emmm, it's the kind of domineering CEO and petty wife that Chen Yong's master is most willing to write about. Son."
"We are born in Zhuda, the eldest prince of Qinling, and the future king of Ha Dong, why can't we have a sense of ceremony?"
"Besides, this is all for the purpose of building momentum for the Ice and Snow Festival. ! Ice and Snow Festival, develop tourism within the province.”
Chen Yong’s mouth turned to his ears, Luo Hao was just using it for public use, but he still wanted to bully people from the commanding heights.
What about the Ice and Snow Festival? Luo Hao doesn't care at all whether the Ice and Snow Festival is going well or not.
What he cares about is that the birthday of Bamboo's eldest son must be grand!
Everyone in the world must know!
Tell the world!
"Luo Hao, will there be a fireworks show then?" Chen Yong asked.
Shen Zizai wondered how he could ask such a stupid question. Fireworks show, giant panda cubs, things that don't match up with each other.
"There must be! The grand fireworks show announced to the world that the eldest prince of Qinling was born...born in Ha Dong, the mascot of the Ice and Snow Festival."
The following sentence is not sincere, anyone can hear it Gotta come out.
"Ronald, is this okay?" Shen Zizai couldn't help but asked.
“Well, everything is ready, not only the fireworks show, but also other things. The eldest prince of Qinling, the first giant panda in Ha Dong, the mascot of the Ice and Snow Festival, the eldest son of my bamboo, this Not as good as Chimelong?”
“You’re kidding!” Luo Hao curled his lips with disdain.
Shen Zizai smelled the hormonal scent of competitive male creatures.
Luo Hao, who has always been gentle, showed his prowess when it came to bamboo. He was already doting on the bamboo that he had not seen yet. Luo Hao exuded the aura of a domineering boss.
Soon we arrived at Ha Dong, and several people took a battery car to the panda house.
"Hello, Professor Luo." The nanny from Beidong greeted Luo Hao respectfully.
Luo Hao's story of saving bamboos was widely spread among the dad's small circle, and everyone liked Luo Hao.
Because no one wants to fall into the same predicament that Dad Liu once had, but no one offers a helping hand.
At that time, everyone thought that the bamboo was finished and would surely die.
Unexpectedly, Professor Luo Haoluo stepped in and the bamboo not only came alive, but also transformed into the king of Qinling!
I can’t say that I have many children and grandchildren now, but I am about to have a child soon.
These things are extremely difficult for people to believe, so everyone's admiration and favor for Luo Hao soared.
The man in front of me is a magical man. There is nothing that is impossible for him.
"You're welcome, how long will it take to give birth?"
"It's coming soon, let's go in together."
A few people changed their clothes, put on sterile clothes, and brought Wearing a hat, mask and gloves, we walked into the panda house.
Bamboo is next door, jumping up and down anxiously, looking for rocks to smash the iron fence between the panda houses.
Seeing Luo Hao coming, the bamboo became more stable and began to scream.
"Be good, you are going to be a father, so be more steady." Luo Hao reached out and cupped Bamboo's furry head through the fence.
The bamboo bared its teeth and bit the fence.
The finger-thick fence has been bitten open by the bamboo. Luo Hao doesn't understand how the bamboo's teeth can be so strong and sharp.
Although it won't break the steel, if it is slowly worn down and hit with stones, it will probably take a while to break open the iron fence.
The destructiveness of bamboo is vividly reflected.
“Go and play with Dahei.” Luo Hao said.
Zhuzi didn't want to listen to Luo Hao's words, but Luo Hao rolled his eyes. Zhuzi had no choice but to lie down, twist his butt and walk towards the big black place outside the gate.
Luo Hao smiled. This guy looked like the patient's family waiting anxiously outside the delivery room.
But before Luo Hao turned around, he saw Bamboo sticking his claws out of the fence, opening the door latch, and then went out and ripped off Dahei's traction rope.
Gan!
Luo Hao is a little scared. Bamboo is his "spiritual pet", otherwise he doesn't know how much damage it will cause in Ha Dong.
Then Zhuzi and Dahei came to the fence together.
After Zhuzi saw Luo Hao coming, he gradually became well-behaved. He sat on the ground, holding half of Dahei's head and watching the fat girl give birth.
Luo Hao didn't force it. He took a deep look at Zhuzi and turned around to help his dad deliver the baby.
It is difficult for a giant panda cub weighing 100 grams to have dystocia. Despite this, Ha Dong still prepared everything for a caesarean section.
It can be done on site or transported to the operating room. The choice is up to Luo Hao.
In short, in order to minimize all risks, Ha Dong made the most thorough preparations.
Luo Hao took the 100g little guy from his dad. This guy looked like a big mouse, so ugly.
"Ronaldinho, so ugly?" Shen Zizai was stunned.
If he hadn't seen the fat girl giving birth with his own eyes, Shen Zizai would definitely not have believed that the palm-sized little guy in front of him would grow into a 300-pound iron-eating beast in the future.
Although he saw it with his own eyes, Shen Zizai still didn't want to believe it.
Compared with the cute giant panda, this little guy in front of me... is really ugly, not as cute as the giant panda at all.
Although human cubs are equally ugly, they are definitely not as ugly as giant panda cubs.
"Director, the giant panda cub is really ugly. It is almost the only creature that gets better and better as it grows." Luo Hao carefully held the giant panda cub with his hands, and after saying something to Shen Zizai, he put the giant panda in his hands. The cub was handed to the big fat girl.
The big fat girl opened her mouth, her fangs flashing, which startled Shen Zizai.
The next second, Shen Zizai was shocked.
The big fat girl picked up the cub from Luo Hao's hand.
The palm-sized giant panda cub is like dregs of meat. Shen Zizai can even decide that the fat girl dislikes the ugly giant panda cub and bites it to death.
"Luo..."
"It's okay, director, I'm holding it in my mouth. This is a procedure after birth." Luo Hao smiled and put his hand around the fat girl.
嘤嘤嘤~~~
Bamboo was already very anxious on the other side of the fence. He grabbed the fence and wanted to see the giant panda cub.
Woof woof woof~~~
Dahei roared on the side, as if he was helping Zhuzi build up his momentum, and it seemed that he also wanted to see the giant panda cub.
In the panda house, everything is going crazy.
Luo Hao waited for the big fat girl to take out the giant panda cub after holding it for a while.
Although it only lasted a few minutes, Shen Zizai felt that the giant panda cub had grown up a little.
"Zhu Da, be good." Luo Hao held Zhu Da's head affectionately and walked him to the fence with Wang Jiani.
But Luo Hao did not hand Zhuda over to Zhuzi, lest Zhuzi accidentally cause harm to Zhuda.
Zhuzi and Dahei lay on the ground and carefully looked at the bamboo in Wang Jiani's hand.
Shen Zizai also came over and watched along.
Zhu Da is a little bigger than a mouse. The hair on his body is sparse and pink, and his eyes have not yet opened.
Can this survive?
Shen Zizai was a little confused.
In his opinion, in similar situations, it is best to send the newborn to the ICU, or even to put on a ventilator, incubator and other equipment to barely save the bear's life.
But Luo Hao was not in a hurry and spoke strange words that Shen Zizai couldn't understand.
The little bamboo eyes looked at the big bamboo with curiosity, as if he was wondering if this little guy is his child?
After Luo Hao comforted the bamboo, he glanced at Dahei, then put half of Dahei's head in a cup, then turned back to the fat girl.
"Get ready to take pictures."
"Professor Luo, this... little guy doesn't look good no matter how you take the photo." The cameraman said sadly, "It's as big as a palm, and it really looks like a field mouse."
“Think about it from another angle.”
“???”
“Look, these five fingers are so beautiful.” Luo Hao gently twisted Zhuda’s fingers , put it on the palm of your hand.
Zhu Da also cooperated. He stretched out his waist and spread out his five little fingers. It was almost transparent. It could best be described as a pink jade puzzle.
"Okay." The cameraman didn't hesitate. Anyway, Luo Hao had the final say on the entire project, and other people's opinions together were not as important as Luo Hao's.
If he says it’s okay, then that’s okay.
"Da Nizi, you should also learn from the teacher."
"Okay." Wang Jiani took her mobile phone and began to look for different angles to prepare for shooting.
Luo Hao returned the bamboo to the big fat girl and placed the bamboo on the fat girl's hairy and chubby palm.
A strong and huge sense of contrast arises spontaneously.
Looking for an angle, under the flashing lights, the appearance of the Qinling Prince after his birth was recorded.
According to clinical science, Zhuda was a premature infant. Luo Hao didn’t let the photographer and Wang Jiani fiddle with him for too long, so he started to let everyone out. He and his nanny settled the newborn Zhuda and Big Fatty little girl.
"Xiao Chen, do you think such a gadget can survive?" Shen Zizai pondered after leaving the panda house.
He has always been worried. According to medical common sense, it is extremely difficult for even humans to survive with such a small gadget, let alone a giant panda weighing 300 pounds as an adult.
"It should be no problem. I don't think Luo Hao is nervous." Chen Yong chuckled.
"Chen Yong, come here."
Luo Hao waved.
Chen Yong pointed to his nose.
Luo Hao nodded.
Chen Yong walked in with a question mark on his head.
"Today is your birthday, Zhuda was born. Can I take a photo of you two?"
"???"
The corners of Chen Yong's mouth raised, "Wait a minute Just a moment, Lao Liu will be here soon.”
"Chen Yong, I don't agree with this."
"Why?"
"The photo is to be placed in the subway station. Although it is romantic, it is difficult for the project team to tell. With you One can still explain it, but there is nothing like Lao Liu." Luo Hao flatly refused.
Chen Yong smiled, he knew Luo Hao's subtext very well.
It has nothing to do with the project team. The main reason is that Luo Hao is worried about raising himself and Lao Liu too high. If something happens in the future, neither of them will be able to get down.
This method of telling the world is romantic, but the hidden dangers are also huge. As the leader of the medical team, Luo Hao has too many things to consider.
"Okay, if you don't let me, one day I will fly with Old Liu Yujian."
"You will?"
"No, definitely not. , those in the short video are all edited." Chen Yong answered as it should be.
Luo Hao didn't care whether Chen Yong was telling the truth or lies, and started looking for Wang Jiani to take pictures.
……
……
Geng Qiang was wearing an executive jacket and was constantly answering the phone.
Luo Hao is so versatile. When the giant panda was born, he had already made reservations for billboards at subway stations and other preparations for publicity.
In fact, Geng Qiang subconsciously opposed this.
The momentum was too great and it ended badly.
But this request was made by Luo Hao, and Geng Qiang reluctantly convinced himself.
It wasn’t because of the bamboo, but because Geng Qiang vaguely knew that something happened to Luo Hao that even he couldn’t know.
The key is that Luo Hao can still return to the provincial capital and return to clinical work after something happened with such a high level of confidentiality.
The future medical practice location has changed, from Xiehe to 912.
Therefore, Geng Qiang's subconscious respect for Luo Hao was brought to a climax.
He can do whatever he wants.
"Luo Hao." Geng Qiang dialed the phone and said seriously, "The advertising delivery has been completed."
(End of this chapter)
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