Chapter 21: Innately Dirty Holy Body
Wu Xian was stunned for a moment.
"Is it not over yet?"
Shi Ji nodded with an ugly face: "Yes, if I go to the toilet, evil spirits will still come to me."
< br>Wu Xian squinted his eyes and discovered his blind spot.
When he was cursed before, he only encountered one evil spirit, Mr. Wang.
Although what Shi Ji received was an ‘evil gift’, they were all negative effects of the same level. The impact should have been limited to one evil spirit. How could there be evil spirits coming to him?
"Shiji, Shiji, I'm afraid you are hiding something from me."
With this exception.
Wu Xian suddenly remembered that there was actually a lot wrong with Shi Ji.
Wen Chaofangzhi's income was not low, so in order not to delay his trip, it was normal for him to temporarily stay in a hotel. But Shi Ji was just a cleaner cleaning toilets, so how could he be willing to open an hourly room and wait for the bus?
How could he, an ordinary person, escape from a hungry ghost that interferes with his perception? Is the hungry ghost really so bad at his teeth?
He was attacked on the first day. What reason did he have to hide it from everyone?
Also last night, Xiaoersui should have launched an attack on every room, but why was there not a single palm print on Shi Ji's face?
……
In fact, there were many doubts about Shi Ji, but his honest appearance and sincere words and deeds made everyone, including Wu Xian, ignore these doubts.
Historical Ji looked embarrassed and did not want to answer Wu Xian's questions.
Wu Xian sneered:
"Okay, you also said that I pretended to be a pig to eat the tiger, but it turned out that you were the one who hid the deepest. It's okay if you don't want to say it, let's just say goodbye. , I’ll find a place to stay by myself tonight!”
Shi Ji suddenly became anxious and reluctantly took out something from his clothes: “Okay, let me confess, I am actually not a newbie in the blessed land, but a dependent. ”
Beloved!
Wu Xian’s eyes flashed.
When he entered the blessed land, the information displayed on the certificate also said that he was a dependent, so it seems that Shi Ji may have important information.
"Tell me everything you know."
Shi Ji counted on Wu Xian to save his life, so he did not dare to hide it and began to narrate his experience in the blessed land.
"My first trip to the blessed land, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I just got through it. If I hadn't been lucky enough to blow up a septic tank, I wouldn't have survived."
Wu Xianfeng I was shocked. Is this guy playing so dirty in his first time in Paradise?
"After that, I was favored by the 'Later Emperor Zigu's Toilet God' and obtained this plagued 'Innate Filthy Holy Body'..."
From the mouth of Shi Ji , Wu Xian finally understood the concept of family members.
People who are favored by immortals and gods are called favored people.
There are those who are watched by the gods before entering the blessed land, such as Wu Xian, and there are also those who are favored by the gods because of their outstanding performance in the blessed land, such as Shi Ji.
Only the dependents are the real participants of the blessed land. Even if ordinary people live to the end, if they do not get the favor of the gods, their memories of the blessed land will be erased.
Although the dependents can retain their memories, they cannot reveal information about the blessed land to unsuspecting people in any form.
Every family member will receive an ultimatum.
The information on the certificate can only be seen by the family members themselves.
It records the basic data of the dependents, including talismans, supernatural powers, magic weapons, etc...
In addition, after leaving the blessed land, the certificate also gives notifications to the dependents, informing them of the time and place of the nearby blessed land, etc., so that they can Dependents can participate on their own initiative or avoid dangerous blessed places.
But this does not mean that as long as the loved ones have the ultimatum, they can forever escape the dangers in the blessed land. If you evade too many times, the notice of the ultimatum may become an order. If you disobey the order of the ultimatum, you will face something more terrifying than death.
Soon Wu Xian dug out almost all the information Shi Ji had, and then focused on the crisis that Shi Ji encountered.
This can only be said to be a bad luck in history.
The blessing he possesses is called the 'Innate Defiled Holy Body', which has the effect of making Shi Ji more likely to encounter pollution-related incidents in the blessed land.
talismans, supernatural powers, magic weapons, evil spirits encountered, etc... all have a greater chance of being related to filth.
This blessing sounds dull, but in fact the effect is very powerful.
The power gained by a loved one from worshiping gods tends to be random, and the blessing of historical achievements can make it easier for him to obtain systematic abilities, make it easier to stimulate combination effects, and reduce the probability of obtaining useless props.
But the trouble this time lies in this blessing.
After Shi Ji paid homage to the Heavenly Official, he was ‘given evil’ by the Heavenly Official, and he was burdened with filthy evil energy. The effect of this evil energy was to make it easier to attract attacks from filthy evil spirits.
The superposition of bestowing evil spirits and bestowing blessings triggered a chain reaction. Shiji actually attracted several additional evil evil spirits. The certificate told him that six evil spirits would attack him!
The fat toilet ghost is just the vanguard of the attack.
If he hadn’t met Wu Xian, Shi Ji’s end could only have been drowning in a cesspit, so he knelt on the ground without moral integrity and wiped his nose and tears on Wu Xian’s pants. superior.
"Brother Angkor, I have told you everything I know. Please save me."
Wu Xian closed his eyes and meditated, weighing the pros and cons of safety, and opened his eyes after a moment.
"Okay, I can save you, but the condition is that you must obey me completely during this trip to the blessed land. Even the distribution of the spoils must be decided by me!"
"I agree!"
……
"Ah...what a sin...why should I promise you!"
The darkness outside the window has darkened, the sunlight has withdrawn from the city, and the evil spirits in the shadow have become the masters of the city again. The living people can only hide behind the door and hope. Don't let danger strike.
In Room 402 of Ping An Hotel, Wu Xian looked at Shi Ji helplessly.
Shi Ji had thrown away his mop pole, holding a red scabbard sword in his arms, and smiled awkwardly at Wu Xian.
According to Wu Xian's idea, rescuing Shi Ji was very simple. All he had to do was let him wait in the toilet. If one evil spirit came, he would kill one, and if two came, he would kill a pair.
By fighting to support war, not only will you not suffer losses, but you will also get stronger rewards for worshiping gods.
But what is unexpected is that one day has passed and they have not encountered a single attack!
If it’s not that Shi Ji’s ultimatum was written incorrectly, it’s that this ‘Ci Xie’ didn’t intend to die one by one and play gourd baby to save his grandfather, but waited until he had accumulated enough evil energy to give Wu Xian and the two Let’s have a big one!
What's worse is that the two of them wasted too much time waiting for Xie Sui, so they had no time to search for the statue of the god. They could only let Shi Ji use the opportunity to worship the gods obtained by killing Su Sui quickly, and hurriedly Rushed back to the hotel.
Just hurrying and hurrying like this, when they came back, everyone had already returned to their rooms, and no one was waiting for them in the lobby on the first floor.
Now, it is impossible for Wu Xian to put aside his historical achievements.
He could only huddle in Room 402 with Shi Ji, waiting hungrily for the changes that might happen tonight.
"Mengxi Bi Tan" Volume 21.
It is an old custom to look at the night of the first lunar month to welcome the toilet god, who is called Zigu. It doesn’t have to be the first month, it can be called at any time. When I was young, I saw the children taking their time and called them over, thinking it was a joke. Relatives once called him but refused to go. After seeing this, he did not dare to call him. In Jingyou, Dr. Taichang Wang Lun's family welcomed Zigu, and a god descended on his daughter. She called herself the daughters of God's harem. She was good at writing and was quite beautiful. Now it is called "Collection of Female Immortals", which is popular in the world. His books are written in several styles, and his writing is very powerful, but they are all not world-class seal scripts. There are more than ten names including Zao Jian Seal and Zhuo Jin Seal. Lun had an old relationship with the late emperor, and Yu traveled with his children and saw his handwriting in person. Her appearance is often seen in her home, but if she is seen from the waist up, she is a good woman; below her, she is often surrounded by clouds. He is good at playing the zither, with a melodious tone that makes listeners forget their tiredness. He asked his daughter, "Can you ride on the clouds and swim with me?" The woman agreed. Then white clouds came out of his courtyard like steam, and the woman stepped on them, but the clouds could not carry them. The god said: "There is dirt under your shoes, so you can go and climb on them." The woman climbed up on the ground, like walking on silk threads, and slowly came to the house and climbed down. Said: "You can't go, I will wait for another day." When the girl gets married, her god will not come, and her family will have no misfortunes or blessings.
(End of this chapter)