Chapter 363: Post-event party (2)
“Did we make an appointment to go to some beautiful paradise to enjoy the time together without anyone else?”
“Pfft!”
Lucy at the other table squirted her drink!
Lier, who revealed the truth in one sentence, calmly said, "Young people nowadays are all like this.
Where do you want to go? Europe? Moon? Or Africa? It should be the moon, it is the moon. ”
Liel pretended to conduct a micro-expression analysis on them, and acted out based on the answers. David scratched his head in embarrassment, and Lucy also buried her head in her chest. .
Only Jack and V still cast doubtful glances.
So Lear continued: "Most people have times when they want to find a place to hide, such as being beaten. Yes.”
V responded immediately:
"I will find a way to get a disposable pistol. It is not expensive. If it doesn't work, I can find a master to hack the vending machine. After killing the person, I will give him the money." Mom is nagging”
“Pretend to listen and then think of ways to make things bigger” Jack took it for granted. "Once you make money, there won't be so many problems."
Liel looked at V and then at Jack: "For example, you are all thinking about sports cars and motorcycles."
< br>"This is indeed good." Jack and V said in unison: "But now we have both."
"Yes!" Lear nodded, "Yes, you have it. Next time you have a job, just stay at home and don't come out. Anyway, you have no more dreams!"
"There is still some." V thought for a while and looked at David, "So you two are planning to go to the moon for a honeymoon?
What's so secret about this? It sounds quite romantic. Unlike me, I started from before. I just want to buy a sports car and live in a big house, it’s very vulgar.”
Jack didn’t say anything anymore, but it was obvious that he was very interested in this topic and listened with his ears pricked up.
At this time, Lucy at the other table finally overcame the shame of having her little dream exposed and raised her head.
He kept shaking the can in his hand, staring at the drink inside, as if there were tickets to the moon in it.
While maintaining this posture, she asked in a low voice: "Has any of you been to the moon?"
Lucy's question was very pointed.
Everyone also looked at Lille - everyone considered themselves mercenaries. They had never been there, and of course no one else had been either.
They are all from the streets, and no one knows how much they weigh.
But Lille is different. It always feels like he might have been there.
Coincidentally, I have actually been to Lille. Although it is not in this world, the final result is hard to say.
So, he thought about the scene above, combined with some understanding of the world and said:
"The moon has no atmosphere, the sun is dazzling; there is no sound, the only thing you can hear is What you get is what is in the headphones; there is no gravity, and every jump will make you feel It feels like being freed from constraints.
It is not nonsense that humans like to imagine the scenery there. I can tell you that the starry sky above is clearer and shining than the starry sky anywhere in the world. Many stars that are invisible to the earth will appear.
The Milky Way stretches across the night sky like a bright river - something even Night City cannot see.
However, the night is different. ”
Night?
Both David and Lucy were stunned.
They had already seen Mewtwo about the moon, but the only Mewtwo they had seen was During the day.
The lunar night is cold, scary and boring. Of course, no one would record this kind of super dream for commercial purposes, and it would be difficult to achieve a publicity effect.
Liehl continued: "At night, the temperature will drop to minus 170 degrees Celsius or even lower, and almost no space suit can withstand this temperature.
There is no air, so not only is it black , it’s so quiet that it’s so quiet that it’s so quiet that it’s unbearable.
And this ice hell will last for 14 Earth days—the length of a moonlit night.”
Lil's tone made everyone quiet down.
If he said that kind of night was unbearable, how terrifying was it?
How do moon people spend the night?
Lucy immediately said: "But I know that the company has a colony up there."
"Yes, there is a colony, but you also said that it is company property. Secondly, the colonies are all Located below the surface of the moon.
Imagine that you have to stay in the building for 14 days. ”
Company property means that life above will not be so dreamy. On the contrary, in a closed space with limited resources, the situation may be worse than on the ground. Lille shrugged, that's enough. It's a very wicked thing to tear apart the fantasy.
Thinking of this, Lille felt that he seemed very callous for destroying the dreams of boys and girls like this.
So he added: "But no matter what, I actually want to go to the moon."
"Tch~" V put his elbow on Lille's shoulder with a look of disdain. "I thought you had really been there, have you been there?"
"Haha, just pretend I've never been there."
Lucy became even more silent. David started to sweat when he saw this. He hurriedly added: "Well, it's definitely still a good place. "
"Of course it's a good place," Lille said, "You think I just added this to take care of your mood?"
Of course, he did. There are other reasons why I want to go up there, but it’s not appropriate to go into details here.
He was afraid that Lucy would be even more crazy after talking about it.
Lucy seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and asked, "Even if there are only company colonies on it?"
"The moon is very big." Lear said slowly, "It's very, very big. If we do Metaphors and analogies——
Night City looks like a big cesspit at first glance, but in reality This cesspit can accommodate all types of excrement. There is always a pit prepared for you.
The moon is much better. It is an ordinary pit, but a few large excrements have been thrown into it by unqualified people. ."
"What a fucking vulgar metaphor." V blurted out.
"Puch."
Lucy laughed instead. The metaphor of the cesspool somehow made her feel better.
"Free cesspool? It's really a metaphor you can think of. So, we are also turds?"
But it is indeed very vivid.
The more Lucy thought about it, the more funny she felt. Then she picked up the can and drank crazily, not knowing which string she hit.
It seems that just because she hit this chord, she became more gregarious, picked up the wine, laughed and drank, and joined the drinking army.
Seeing her appearance, David became a little anxious and was about to follow her.
Lille held him down: "One last thing, congratulations on passing the interview, I plan to give you a Burger King outsourcing status.
I will send you some equipment later. , remember to check it - and then continue to pursue your dreams."
After saying that, Lear patted David on the shoulder and gently pushed him towards Lucy.
This kid was very light-headed when he was pushed away, and he soon joined the drinking crowd.
The drinking crowd gathered together, someone brought a speaker, and the atmosphere quickly heated up.
Liel also finished the drink in his hand and jumped off the chair.
"Okay, that's what happened here. If you want to continue, just continue. I have to go back and make a summary of what happened this time."
As he said this, he saw Jack lower his head. There was something written on it, and Lille leaned over to take a look.
In Jack's hand was an electronic miniature notebook, with the title written in large letters on it:
"Mercenary Operations Manual".
“Before you decide to be a mercenary, I need you to think carefully about why you are a mercenary.”
“And once you fall into thinking, you will always encounter All kinds of problems, these problems may make you pull the trigger a little slower, and then"
"the head will separate"
"Here, the big man summarizes a simple and easy-to-remember rule for you, which is also the first rule of this book:"
"Remember, this world is just a big cesspool, don't worry about which one is the smelliest or which one is the smelliest. It’s even more stinky, be yourself and be the most ambitious person you can be.”
What a vulgar manual.
Lille was in awe.
On the street, a fat man laughed when he heard this metaphor.
Although vulgar, he also agreed with this statement.
(End of this chapter)