Chapter 338 The Five Lucky Stars Appear
Seeing that Zhou Xingxing was about to be beaten to death, Zhang Pin couldn't stand it, so he stopped Zhou Xingxing who wanted to continue.
"Big teapot, hurry up and clean the toilet!"
The New Territories Detention Center, a five-person prison, when the prison guards inspected the hygiene, they found that the cleaning was not up to standard.
“No, Sir, we are all going to be released from prison today, and we still have to clean toilets!”
A fat man who looked short, chubby, and honest looked at the other four people and had no choice but to argue on his own.
“You don’t want to go out, right? Do you want the commander to deduct some points from you?”
“Think about it, this is cleaning!”
“Cleaning is good. When you go out, be a good person and remember to be like this toilet. Even if it was dirty before, you must be clean from now on, you know?"
"I know, sir! Thank you, sir!"< br>
Five weird-looking guys were in trouble standing at the gate of the prison. This was the New Territories, a rural area. There were no cars passing by at all, and the bus was unwilling to stop. The five of them waited for most of the day without waiting for the bus.
Finally Luo Hanguo stood up and used a little trick to pretend that the tire had burst, causing a minibus to stop, and everyone got on the bus smoothly.
After getting on the bus, the minibus driver obviously felt very unlucky, so he simply complained while driving.
“Oh, when people are unlucky, there really is no place to hide. There is no other way. I can only wait until after get off work to go to the market to buy some grapefruit leaves, boil water, and wash the car and myself. Only then will the bad luck be removed."
After hearing his words, Big Teapot, Curly Hair, Vaseline, Luo Han Guo and A Jian all looked ugly, but they had just been released from prison. Thinking of the previous prison guard’s teachings, everyone They all pretended not to hear.
Not long after the minibus driver drove, he met another driver who had stopped and waited for a red light. The driver asked him to play cards after get off work.
"Why are you playing mahjong? Don't ask me out for a month. I'm in bad luck. I'm even more unlucky than meeting a nun early in the morning."
"No way, follow me. You're still joking!"
"Why not? If you don't believe it, get on my bus and take a look. Everyone on the bus has the word "prison" written on their head!
The bus driver looked down on people so much that Vaseline couldn't help it at first, but he looked at the other four people who lowered their heads and said nothing, and finally did not express his opinion.
Because he was talking, the car didn't start when the light turned green, and the driver waiting behind immediately honked his horn to urge him.
"Why are you so anxious? Are you rushing to go to jail too!"
Seeing that the five people didn't respond no matter what he said, the bus driver suddenly became even more unguarded.
This time even Ajian, who had the best temper and self-restraint among the five, couldn't help it. He blew a breath to attract everyone's attention, then walked to the front and picked up a cigarette from the bus driver. Put it in your mouth.
Seeing his impolite actions, the driver suddenly became angry. He stabilized the steering wheel and wanted to curse, but before he could say anything, A-Jian had already spoken first.
He looked at Curly Mao first: "Hey, Curly Mao, what did you do to get caught?"
Curly Mao is very good. He was originally a public interest lawyer, but he was screwed. That's all, bragging at this time is quite decent.
“It’s just a small thing. Once I was on a bus and the driver was chattering in my ear, so I pulled him off the bus and casually stabbed him twice. Who knew he was unlucky? , stabbed the aorta, so he was caught by the police and sentenced to three years." When the bus driver heard the other party's words, he was so frightened that the steering wheel was a little unsteady, and he quickly swallowed the words he was about to curse.
Vaseline had been holding back her anger for a long time. When she saw her friend speaking, she didn’t need anyone to ask, so she just said it herself.
"I was wronged. There was a driver with a bad temper and impolite words. He even dared to stare at me when I got in the car. Of course I couldn't bear my bad temper and immediately punched him. Who knew he was so weak? His eyes were directly hit. It blew up, and I didn’t want to lose money, so I went and stayed there for two years.”
Hearing his words, the driver’s eyes, which had been wide open, narrowed in fear, fearing that the other party would misunderstand that he was staring. he.
When the topic came up, Luo Hanguo also joined in with a smile. He clasped his hands and had a relaxed look on his face.
"You guys, you are still too grumpy. If you learn from me, you will know what it means to know the law and break the law. Using knives and fists is still too violent. It is not like me. It is best to just pour sulfuric acid. That time I directly A bucket of sulfuric acid was poured on the driver’s head, and he had only been sitting there for a year and a half.”
Crunch——
The car turned a big turn involuntarily, which was why the driver's body trembled with fright and his hands shook.
Just now, he experienced the feeling of being showered from head to toe by a barrel of sulfuric acid. He was so frightened that he almost came out of his body. After all, sulfuric acid can disfigure your face.
He is still young and doesn’t even have a girlfriend. If he is disfigured, he will be single for the rest of his life.
The driver's reaction not only shocked him, but also other people in the car. However, at this time, the temperamental big teapot became interested in chatting, and he continued Luo Hanguo's words.
"Then you have better luck than me. I also used sulfuric acid, but I spent ten years in prison!"
"Ten years, where did you splash him?"
Luo Hanguo had a surprised expression on his face, but his eyes were on the driver. He was afraid that the driver would not be able to hold the steering wheel firmly and would be in danger.
“I didn’t drench him, I just poured it into him and drank it directly. Oh, and also, what I fed him was not sulfuric acid, but concentrated sulfuric acid. His throat was rotten before he finished drinking it. "
Crunch--crack--cough, cough, cough!
The car swayed, and when the driver heard what the big teapot said, he was so frightened that he swallowed hard, and then choked on his own saliva.
Seeing the driver's frightened look, Curly Hair became interested and continued to speak.
“Oh, it’s not the first time for everyone to go in. Everyone in the prison is talented and well-spoken. I like the people there so much. Going back there feels like going home!”
< br>"Yes, yes, speaking of which, I still miss those brothers a little bit, but it's a pity that they are all murderers. If I don't take the initiative to go in and see them, they won't be able to come out at all.
By the way, if a minibus is burned, how long do you think it will take? I want to go in and stay with them again, preferably for a longer time."
Finally, A Jian took over. , and then he took the initiative to walk to the front and patted the driver on the shoulder, scaring the driver so much that he almost jumped up.
"Hey, driver, are you angry?"
Creak -
The car swung again. The people just talked a lot, but the driver didn't think about it. He wondered whether these people were lying to him, but before he could think about it carefully, A Jian's question frightened him so much that he almost left his body.
(End of this chapter)