Chapter 104 Selfie
“Oh my god, the four of us are too strong.”
Han Bing counted the empty plates on the table and sighed repeatedly.
Xu Yang took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the messy desktop,
“To be honest, my teammates and I have never eaten so much after training. I am really impressed by Sister Mian’s strength. I’m convinced, I feel like she’s about the same as a 1.5 sports student.”
"I feel like after this meal, I won't want to eat hot pot again this whole year."
Su Chengyi, who was delirious from the excitement, suddenly regretted his decision to eat hot pot.
Only Chu Qingmian acted as if nothing was wrong. He even dug out the head of the rabbit pudding with a spoon and put it towards Su Chengyi's mouth.
Su Chengyi quickly waved his hand. He was so full that he couldn't even drink any water.
“Come, look at the camera.”
After Xu Yang took a picture of the table, he raised his phone high and wanted to take another photo of the four of them.
“Wait a minute, do you only have the original camera that comes with your phone?”
Han Bing immediately stopped him.
“What else?”
“I will adjust the lens parameters.”
Han Bing is very particular about taking selfies.
After she finished adjusting, Xu Yang's big face on the screen really looked normal, without being distorted by the camera.
“Hey, there’s something there.”
Xu Yang couldn’t help but admire himself in front of the camera for a long time.
“I’ve wanted to complain about you for a long time. Can the selfie angles in your circle of friends be more straight? It’s so ugly.”
Han Bing looked unhappy.
Now Xu Yang was very unconvinced, and he decided to ask another straight man at the scene for confirmation.
"Mr. Yi, what do you think?"
Su Chengyi shook his head.
“I don’t know, I don’t look at Moments.”
"I'm convinced! Are you a primitive man!"
Xu Yang had no choice but to pull out the photos in his circle of friends and show them to him.
Su Chengyi glanced at it and saw that Xu Yang’s selfies were all photos of the nostrils of death taken from bottom to top with a mobile phone.
He couldn't boast, so he had to answer truthfully:
"It's a bit like the angle of my dad's video with me."
"Hahahahahahahahaha."
Han Bing and Chu Qingmian burst into laughter instantly.
"What a smile! Come and guide me to take a nice group photo and restore my image in the circle of friends."
Xu Yang raised his mobile phone and Han Bing provided remote guidance, finally adjusting to a satisfactory level. angle.
“Everyone is better than Scissorhands! Yeah!”
Su Chengyi originally wanted to refuse because he didn't like taking pictures.
But seeing that everyone was in such high spirits, he didn’t want to be disappointed, so he cooperated and took a photo.
Xu Yang just said that he wanted to compete with scissorhands, so he blocked his face.
After the filming, Han Bing was about to want to see the finished film, but Xu Yang had already sent it out at the speed of light.
The accompanying copy is: “Daily team building.”
"You are sick! Why did you post so quickly!"
Han Bing hurriedly opened his WeChat Moments to check how the photo went.
Chu Qingmian also leaned over to take a look.
In the photo, Xu Yang smiles very happily, like a fool.
Beside him, Han Bing had the cold expression of a female star when being photographed by the paparazzi, but paired with a standard scissor hand, which seemed very inconsistent.
Chu Qingmian's scissor hands were raised on top of her head, like two rabbit ears. Her eyebrows were crooked when she smiled, and dimples were looming at the corners of her mouth. She was so beautiful that she seemed to have a beauty filter.
Su Chengyi lowered his head slightly, covering half of his face with his hands. In addition, he was wearing a black short-sleeved shirt today, and his eyebrows looked even more sharp.
Putting it together with Chu Qingmian in front, it looks like she is filming some old idol drama about a cold agent and a sweet girl.
"No, they paid money, right? Why don't they look like us!"
Han Bing zoomed in to Xu Yang with a look of disbelief.
Xu Yang covered his chest and showed Han Bing the comments that were constantly being added under the photo.
"Who is the handsome black guy? Add us on WeChat."
This is Xu Yang's Bai Fumei cousin who studies abroad. She has never commented on his circle of friends.
"Why do you eat hot pot with a great god? You deserve to die. Where is your morals, where is your dignity, and where is the address of the hot pot restaurant?"
This is Xu Yang in Fa Xiao who attends a foreign language school. "Please tell Su Chengyi not to leave. Please, wait for me for another five minutes and I will be there soon."
This is the beautiful sister Xu Yang added at school.
“I have never seen a photo of Sister Mian smiling so sweetly.”
“Young Master Yang, look at the other side. A talented man and a beautiful woman are made for each other. How could you, a little girl like you, oppose her? ?”
“No, why are you sitting with the beauty?”
These are Xu Yang's good brothers.
Both likes and comments were soaring. Xu Yang looked at the few likes on his selfie and suddenly felt mixed emotions.
"Son, you did a great job [smile] [like]. Take a few more photos to see [roses]."
At this time, another comment from my mother popped up .
“Ahhh!”
Xu Yang locked Su Chengyi's neck, and then Baidued in front of him:
"What should I do if my brother is too handsome?"
The answer quickly jumped out.
"Don't feel inferior, don't be jealous. He has a handsome appearance, and you have an interesting soul."
Su Chengyi laughed when he saw it,
"Yes, good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are unique."
"It seems to make sense."
Xu Yang was easily convinced and felt a little comforted.
Han Bingbing said something unexpectedly:
"In fact, most of them have ugly skins and boring souls."
"It seems like this is reality!"
Xu Yang collapsed again for a while.
A few people left the hot pot restaurant and decided to take a walk nearby to eat.
Xu Yang’s phone still keeps popping up, dinging, and all of them are messages of likes and comments.
“Why don’t you usually feel that so many people have been added to my WeChat account?”
He scratched his scalp and became a little irritated.
At this time, a private message finally popped up, and Xu Yang quickly clicked on it.
Zhou Kairong: "Young Master Yang, do you have the high-resolution original photos of the photos in the circle of friends?"
This guy just wants to take a separate screenshot of Han Bing's part and save it!
Xu Yang was so angry that he immediately replied:
"No!"
Zhou Kairong: "Then take some more photos of her for me."
"Do you think I'm a paparazzi? Come on! All her friends are selfies , who can you blame if you don’t add her?”
Xu Yang typed furiously, directing all his grievances on Zhou Kairong, who was at gunpoint.
“What are we talking about?”
Han Bingbing spoke behind him.
“Oh my god!!! You are behind the scenes, aren’t you!”
Talk about her in front of the person involved would have made people feel guilty, but Xu Yang was so frightened that he almost Throw the mobile phones out.
"Haha, if you don't do anything wrong, why are you afraid of ghosts knocking on your door?"
Han Bingbing smiled and looked at him.
"Everyone will be scared by this sudden move!"
Xu Yang put the phone lock screen back into his pocket,
"If you don't believe me, let me test it."
He looked Watching the two people walking slowly side by side in front of them, he sneaked up behind them, then suddenly tapped his shoulders and shouted "Wow".
Chu Qingmian trembled, but did not cry out.
Su Chengyi's face remained calm and showed no reaction at all.
Han Bing glanced at the annoyed Xu Yang with disdain,
“Look, people with a guilty conscience will be scared.”
Su Chengyi glanced at Chu Qingmian was next to her.
She must have been frightened, but her reflex arc was too long and she hadn't reacted yet.
Sure enough, the reflection arc is as long as the moon.
Thinking of her WeChat nickname and that she had never seen other people’s Moments, Su Chengyi was curious about the contents of Chu Qingmian’s Moments.
Looking at it, Su Chengyi found Chu Qingmian’s business card and clicked into the Moments interface.
What came into view was a somewhat blurry crescent moon, and Su Chengyi was stunned.
Chu Qingmian set the moon she casually took on the balcony that night as the background of her circle of friends.
(End of this chapter)