Chapter 396 It’s time for death
There were still five minutes left before the end of this legal history course, and Su Chengyi looked back.
The direct sunlight in the morning brought a suitable temperature to the classroom. The teacher talked in a gentle voice from "matching heaven with virtue" to "being virtuous and careful about punishment". It was a good lullaby, so the big students in the classroom Most of the students slept well.
Su Chengyi's eyes swept past the few people who were as awake as him. One of them was copying notes attentively, one was looking out the window in a daze, and the last one was staring at the crackling phone. Typing this with a very worthless smile on his face.
I can be sure that there must be a girl on the other side of the screen that fascinates him.
Su Chengyi withdrew his gaze and looked at his screen.
But there is a very unreliable brother over there, an ineffective asset.
Su Chengyi learned the word "夯物" from Journey to the West, but he has never used it very much, because if he wants to curse someone, simple and crude words like SB are naturally more offensive.
But every time I met Xu Yang, this word came out of my mind inexplicably.
In the novel, the first time Sun Xingzhe went to capture the pig demon, he picked up the golden cudgel and cursed: "That nang bran!"
After that, the four masters and apprentices went on the road to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Brother Monkey would still scold him from time to time:
“You are a tough guy, I teach you to push back and forth, but you can eat it quickly!”
< br>But compared to the first meeting, the people here are a bit more familiar and playful.
When Su Chengyi is used on Xu Yang, most of them have the same meaning as the latter, which means that he hates that iron cannot become steel.
After all, although Xu Yang is stupid, he has no loyalty at all as a friend.
Moreover, he doesn't mind at all when someone is hot and cold. He is cheerful all day long and is a chatterbox. As long as he is around at the party, the atmosphere will definitely not get cold.
For most people, being friends with someone like Xu Yang is a good thing.
And Su Chengyi knew very well that for an idiot like him, if something happened to him, he would rush to help at all costs.
This is also the reason why he is willing to classify him as a "trustworthy friend".
No matter how you look at it, Xu Yang is more likely to have an accident between the two of them.
Su Chengyi looked at Xu Yang pouring out a bunch of nonsense like beans, and silently changed his remarks from his name to "Tianhuo", which felt more pleasing to his eyes for a while.
“By the way, Mr. Yi, I’ll show you something good.”
I don’t know what the wrong link was. Xu Yang changed the topic and suddenly sent an unnamed file.
“Look, look, look, it’s definitely a good thing.”
“.”
Su Chengyi guessed that this was definitely not something good without even raising his eyelids.
When this guy is playing tricks on people, he basically writes "Hahahaha, did you see the trap I dug? Jump, jump, jump!" written all over his body.
Extremely stupid.
But what could it be?
The file size is only a few MB. It is not a video file or an audio file. Judging from the suffix, it is an application.
Some kind of virus software?
I'm still a little curious.
Su Chengyi held his chin and thought for a while, then decided to take another shortcut.
“Squad leader.”
He poked Chu Qingmian, and the soft cheek flesh felt warm to the touch.
"Huh?"
Chu Qingmian opened her eyes in confusion.
Su Cheng handed her back the textbook used to block the sun without leaving a trace.
"Huh? Why did I come to your place? Ah! Is get out of class about to end?"
Chu Qingmian rubbed his eyes and shook his head again to calm himself down. extracted from the dream.
She seemed to have slept well, with a nice smile on her face.
After a while, the squad leader's expression slowly became embarrassed again, and he stuck out his tongue.
"Hey, I'm sorry. I was going to accompany you to class, but I accidentally fell asleep."
Su Chengyi nodded and said seriously:
"Xu Yang said I have something good to show you. Check out WeChat.”
"Ah? What is it."
Chu Qingmian scratched her face and took out her mobile phone from her schoolbag.
She didn’t shy away from it, so she entered her password in front of him and clicked on WeChat.
The chat box with Su Chengyi was the only one she pinned to the top, and it was easy to find. The red dot message at this time was the file Su Chengyi had just forwarded.
"What good things can Xu Yang send?"
Chu Qingmian muttered, with a look of suspicion on her face.
Su Chengyi felt a little emotional for a while. Such a fraudulent method was so clumsy that even the squad leader could smell the trap.
However, Su Chengyi just made some moves.
That is to change the name of the "unnamed" file that looks very strange at first glance to "Shocking! This kitten turns out to be"
"Huh? Kitten!"
Chu Qingmian, who had been skeptical just now, was quickly attracted and immediately chose to receive this document.
So, there is no one who will not be scammed, but she has not yet encountered a scam tailor-made for her.
Su Chengyi held his breath, waiting for what would happen next.
After Chu Qingmian received the file, she felt a little strange for a moment, because it was not a video file as she thought. When she opened it, it would be an image of a kitten acting cute.
“What’s going on”
Before she could finish her words, she watched helplessly as the volume of her cell phone was turned up to the maximum, and then, cheerful music started playing.
“It’s time to soak~”
“???”
Chu Qingmian shivered in fright and quickly covered her phone tightly.
But this physical sound insulation effect was obviously not good enough, and the devilish melody quickly resounded throughout the classroom.
"Drink O-soaked fruit milk, hug the coolness, drink O-soaked fruit milk, hug the delicious food~"
It is more effective than the end of get out of class bell, waking up all the drowsy college students. .
The teacher on the podium was also stunned for a moment, and then looked at the female students in the first row with a confused expression.
The sound was so loud that it was easy to find the source.
But this female classmate also looked very innocent. She was so embarrassed that she almost crawled into the table.
"Su Chengyi!!! What is this?!"
Squad leader Chu's mood was already on the verge of collapse.
The culprit Su Chengyi on the side covered his face with a book and smiled a little.
“Give me O bubbles, give me O bubbles~O bubbles with fruit milk, please~”
While the mobile phone was still singing loudly and tirelessly, there was already a burst of laughter in the classroom. Voice.
Chu Qingmian knew that covering her face like this would have no effect, so she had no choice but to try pressing the power off button, but it didn't work at all.
"It should be some kind of virus."
Su Chengyi said seriously.
"You know you sent it to me!! I hate you so much!!!"
Chu Qingmian, who failed to turn off the phone, began to try to force this hot potato into his hand, only to find that But still unsuccessful.
"What should I do? Why can't I turn off the phone?!"
Chu Qingmian secretly glanced at the teacher on the podium, and for a moment she felt like crying.
The squad leader has never made such a fool of himself in class since he was a child!
"It would be nice if it was an old mobile phone. If you are in trouble, you can still pick out the battery board."
Su Chengyi continued to analyze seriously.
"Ahhh!"
All methods were ineffective, so Chu Qingmian had no choice but to cover her ears, hoping that it would stop after playing.
Finally heard a familiar "Wangwang!"
A glimmer of hope ignited in Chu Qingmian's heart.
If I remember correctly, this is the drink commercial I often saw on TV when I was a kid!
After this last flourish, it's all over!
The teacher on the podium obviously thought so too. After a brief silence, he cleared his throat, suppressed a smile and said:
"Ahem, this."
However——
“It’s time to soak~”
How can virus software be so kind? A new round begins again.
Chu Qingmian was so heartbroken that she stood up suddenly and bowed deeply.
"Teacher, I'm sorry! I'm going out right now!!"
Before the teacher could respond, she hugged her schoolbag and ran away.
The blushing and shy girl, the unlucky incident, the running footsteps paired with the happy melody, it feels like watching an anime.
At this time, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. Su Chengyi stood up while suppressing a smile and nodded to the teacher.
"I'm sorry, teacher, I accidentally downloaded the virus software."
"It's okay, classmate, get out of class is about to end."
The teacher smiled and waved. He waved his hand to show that he didn't mind. "Please also tell the female classmate just now that it's okay."
"Okay teacher."
Su Chengyi picked up her schoolbag and stalked after him.
Chu Qingmian is really easy to find. After all, with that mobile phone in his pocket, wherever he goes, there is a mobile broadcast that resounds in the sky.
Su Chengyi followed the sound and soon saw her running away with a bang.
When she ran to the stairs, she hesitated for a moment, and then chose to run to the rooftop.
Very sensible.
get out of class just ended at this time, and the people coming and going downstairs were students who had finished their morning classes and were preparing to go to work.
If you run down, the whole capital will know that there is an idiot saying "It's time to soak".
Su Chengyi quickened her pace and followed her, grabbing her by the collar.
Chu Qingmian did not look back and was still tinkering with her mobile phone seriously.
"Su Chengyi, this won't end automatically until the battery runs out, right?!"
Su Chengyi laughed and rubbed the top of her hair.
“Are you an idiot?”
“You’re still talking about me! It’s all your fault. You knew it was a scam but you forwarded it to me! I hate it so much!”
Chu Qingmian turned around with a sad and angry look.
"Fortunately, get out of class is about to end, otherwise it would be bad to disturb other teachers' classes, hum!
Oh, it's so noisy, when will it stop for a while?"
She cried sadly, collapsed and held her head.
Su Chengyi took the phone from her hand and pressed the volume button and power button at the same time.
More than ten seconds later, the phone screen went off, and the annoying bubble time was finally over.
"Generally speaking, mobile phones are equipped with such a forced shutdown program."
He slowly explained the science.
“Then didn’t you tell me earlier?!”
Chu Qingmian reacted and gritted her teeth.
“Who told you to run so fast.”
Su Chengyi is calm and gentle.
Chu Qingmian was furious for a moment and stared at him for a long time, but she really couldn't say anything to refute.
Su Chengyi felt funny in her heart and leaned over to pinch her face.
"The teacher asked me to tell you that it's okay."
"That's why the teacher is not angry because he has a good temper!"
Chu Qingmian suddenly felt even more embarrassed when she thought that she had slept all morning in class with such a good-tempered teacher.
“Think about it, what if it’s Teacher Li Lu?!”
As soon as these words came out, Chu Qingmian felt a chill in her heart, as if Li Lu had become eerie. It's like appearing behind him.
Su Chengyi thought about what she said and quite agreed.
If it were Li Lu, Gao Lu would also be scolded bloody.
Moreover, she will investigate the matter thoroughly, arrest the person who sent the document, and finally follow the clues to find the first person who spread this kind of prank software in the school.
Then, of course, he sincerely invited his parents to come to the school to taste tea, and then asked him to write a 2,000-word self-criticism to cultivate his sentiments. Finally, he performed a recitation in front of the entire school during the flag-raising ceremony on Monday.
In short, if you offend Li Tianwang, you will definitely not be able to live with it.
However, the possibility of meeting a teacher like the Iron-Blooded Female Soldier in college is still very slim.
After all, we are all adults, who cares about your nonsense? It has nothing to do with the teacher if you fail all the subjects.
Occasionally, I still miss the teachers in high school who truly treat their students as children, and belatedly realize that their love is actually very selfless.
“I thought you were going to throw away your phone in a hurry.”
Su Chengyi pressed the power button again, and the system returned to normal.
“I want to, too.”
Chu Qingmian sighed, stood on tiptoes and looked at the phone screen with concern.
"Can it still be turned on? Is it not broken?"
"Well, just delete the virus file."
Su Chengyi clicked on the file management and quickly found the location Location.
“Why are you so nervous?”
It’s just a mobile phone, so Miss Chu wouldn’t necessarily feel bad if she threw away hundreds and eighty of them.
"There are a lot of photos in it. There are also chat records with you."
Chu Qingmian blinked and answered honestly.
That’s it.
Su Chengyi raised her arm and held the phone at an angle that was out of her reach.
“Let me see.”
"Hey!! Don't look at it!!"
Chu Qingmian's face suddenly turned red, and she quickly reached out to grab it.
“Why?”
Su Chengyi lowered his head and asked with a smile.
“There is no reason! Looking at other people’s photo albums is as excessive as looking at other people’s diaries, you know?”
Chu Qingmian tried to be persuasive, but her words came out awkwardly and with obvious nervousness.
Su Chengyi nodded matter-of-factly and replied:
“It’s not like I haven’t read the diary before.”
Chu Qingmian was speechless for a moment, thinking back to herself and the confession letter. The diary that was put together and given to him.
God, what on earth was she thinking at that time? ! Why do you give this kind of thing to others casually? !
Su Chengyi looked at her increasingly red face and watery eyes, and finally stopped teasing her with satisfaction.
He raised his knuckles, tapped her head with a smile, and returned the phone to her.
“Idiot.”
“You are stupid.”
Chu Qingmian took the phone back and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
To say that there is something shameful, there is actually no such thing.
However, she has a special photo album to store photos related to Su Chengyi. If she is discovered, she will still be a little embarrassed!
Thinking of this, Chu Qingmian glanced at him furtively and received a teasing look.
Smile, smile, what’s so funny!
Chu Qingmian turned away angrily and carefully checked whether her photo album had been damaged by that damn virus software.
Fortunately, there are still 199 photos in the photo album called "The Dumbest in the Universe".
Chu Qingmian clicked in and found a photo that had been forgotten for a long time.
“Qiang Qiang~”
She handed the phone screen to Su Chengyi.
“Hey, do you remember this photo?”
Su Chengyi leaned back slightly and looked intently.
It was a photo of him and Chu Qingmian. The two were very close to each other, and the background looked like a medical room or something.
The corner of his mouth was bruised, and he looked at the camera expressionlessly, without any emotion, just observing the wounds on his face.
Chu Qingmian on the other side pursed her lips slightly, obviously very nervous to capture such a photo.
It was what happened after the fight.
Su Chengyi recalled.
Now that I think about that fight, I feel a little embarrassed when I look back on my second year in high school when I am mature.
But I would still choose this way again.
After all, Hou Xiaohong wanted to poke him where it hurts, but he did poke it, and it was about Chen Jinzhi.
Then, it can only be considered that he kicked the steel plate.
"This is our first photo together~"
Chu Qingmian blinked.
"Humph, there are people with bruises and swollen faces! They fight and don't learn from it."
She raised her head and looked at Su Chengyi's current face, the scar from the last razor shave It's already very shallow and you can't see it unless you look closely.
“You still take pictures secretly, you don’t learn well.”
Su Chengyi imitated her tone.
"What are you talking about! I'm going to take a picture of my future boyfriend, what's wrong? Is it illegal?"
Miss Chu is quite confident.
At this time, the sunlight that had just disappeared into the clouds emerged again, and the golden light beam outlined the girl's beautiful outline with a vague golden edge. The eldest lady looked as airy as a little orange cat with a raised tail.
Su Chengyi had a thought in his mind and lowered his head to kiss her lips.
Today it’s a peach flavored lip balm.
(End of this chapter)