Chapter 408: Qualified humanoid cheats will enter on their own
Towards the end of the semester, the library of Beijing University was even more crowded than usual.
Miss Chu, who prides herself on being a frequent visitor to the library and has such a keen sense of smell that she never misses any empty seat, led Su Chengyi, who had barely been to the library a few times in a semester, around the library for a long time, trying to find a suitable seat.
The initial requirement was that two people must sit together, but later it was reduced to one seat apart, and finally it was even more direct:
"Why don't you, Su Chengyi, stand behind me for a while, and we can take turns?" Sit down!”
Su Chengyi imagined that scene, and could only think of the empress and the maid holding a banana fan in a Qing palace opera.
Of course I won’t agree.
In the end, Chu Qingmian’s classmates discovered them. Perhaps they thought the young couple looked funny, so they took the initiative to give up their seats to them.
So in the end, I relied on my connections to solve the problem and got a table for two by the window, where two people sat opposite each other.
“Great, let’s start the battle! I must make the entire general framework today!”
Chu Qingmian began to empty her schoolbag with great energy.
Su Chengyi propped up her chin and watched with interest as she filled the table with tablet computers, Bluetooth keyboards, loose-leaf notebooks, and a whole box of colored pens.
No wonder it felt so heavy when I helped carry the bag.
The school’s required major courses will officially end in one week. The reason why the two of them chose to meet in the library today is to finish the homework of the public elective courses.
As we all know, before officially entering the last month of the devilish period, most elective course teachers will be generous and let these miserable college students go.
Although the class end time cannot be changed, they will try to move the final exam or evaluation time forward.
Because it is only a public elective course, generally speaking, the difficulty of the final exam will not be too high.
Except for a few teachers who demonstrate the evil nature of human nature, most teachers will considerately set the exam format as an essay or group assignment.
Because the paper can be confusing, and the group assignment can be fooled into passing.
All in all, this is almost the only kindness that all college students who are about to face the final exam can experience.
Su Chengyi did not choose the same elective course as squad leader Chu this semester.
Because the time is really not right, he has too many classes, and the small class monitor also has a lot of classes.
Chu Qingmian studied the class schedule for a long time and determined that the two of them could not attend classes together like last semester. After struggling to no avail, she had to accept the reality with a sad face.
So Su Chengyi chose "Game Theory" based on his own interests.
After all, the only club in college life is the debate club. He thought that maybe he could learn something and not waste his time.
Of course, after listening to the course for one semester, I finally learned 0 knowledge.
But compared to his less careless choice, Chu Qingmian’s choice was quite surprising.
The subject that was brought up on the screen was - "Concise Quantum Mechanics".
"Don't you hate physics the most? What's the matter, have you figured it out? Are you finally going to join the most romantic subject in the universe?"
Su Chengyi raised his eyebrows, with a look that was very much his own. I didn't realize it was due to Bian.
Chu Qingmian glared at him and stretched out her hand to push his face to the other side.
She didn't use much strength. Su Chengyi felt like a kitten that hadn't grown nails yet and scratched his face in a bluffing manner.
"What's the matter, I have to choose this!"
"Are you sure?"
"Sure and sure!"
In order to prove her determination, she simply slid down the course selection application interface aggressively, found the submit button, and clicked it without hesitation.
After the page refreshed automatically, a prompt box popped up on the screen: "The course selection form was submitted successfully."
Oops.
Su Chengyi raised the corners of his mouth and clapped his hands to show appreciation.
“Okay, very courageous.”
"Of course, hehe!"
The giggling squad leader Chu at this moment still doesn't understand that some things cannot be forced.
As the saying goes, a tough melon is not sweet.
What you were not interested in or even disliked when you were in high school does not mean that you will like it when you go to college and become one year older.
So when Su Chengyi gave her the vaccination, he muttered something like, "Planck summed up the empirical formula from the black body radiation and wrote the energy as an integer multiple of hv, marking the birth of the quantum." "Rutherford The atomic model and the hydrogen atom energy level theory proposed by Bohr on this basis".
Miss Chu just covered her ears in solemn protest.
Are you kidding? The introduction to this course says "easy to understand", "introductory course" and "allowing liberal arts students to also like quantum mechanics"!
How could it be these ghost things that I can’t even understand?
Nothing is permanent.
As the class was about to end, Chu Qingmian was hopeless.
It's north, that's really all this class is about! ! !
She originally thought there would be some humorous comics, easy-to-understand documentary analysis, and some interesting celebrity stories in the brief history of quantum mechanics
Of course, she is like this The naive idea was ridiculed by Su.
Not only that, but also said that she should read children's books.
For example, "The Great Adventure of Physics", "Adventures in the World of Physics" or "1 Minute Physics".
Faced with the ridicule, Miss Chu chose to swallow her anger.
Originally thought that after such a semester, she could at least proudly show off to Su Chengyi:
Oh, physics is not that boring after all! She's already interested!
Go and get a graduate degree in astrophysics right away and amaze everyone!
Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young people into poverty! ! !
——But the end result is that after one semester, I listened to the Bible in every class, and I was in a state of wandering, unable to learn at all.
It’s a complete waste of time!
Squad leader Chu was lying on the table, feeling very frustrated.
If I had known better, I would have listened to Su Chengyi's advice and chosen "Physics Today" or "Modern Astronomy" next door.
The former is popular science at first glance, with interesting answers to a physics question every day; the latter, even if you don’t understand, can at least look at the beautiful stars and the universe!
Why do I have to suffer this kind of thing every week? Every time I listen to a class like this, I feel like my soul has been sucked away.
For the first time in his life, squad leader Chu, who has abided by school rules and regulations since childhood, had the idea of skipping class.
Of course, because she was whipped by her own conscience every time, she got even worse news before she could implement this amazing and rebellious plan.
In order to make everyone feel more relaxed at the end of the semester, the teacher decided to start the final test in advance.
The format is a flipped classroom, requiring each student to complete it independently.
The process lasts for fifteen minutes, five minutes for a brief explanation of the PPT, and the remaining ten minutes for the teacher and classmates to ask questions.
Monitor Chu, who had been fishing for a whole semester, suddenly felt as if he had been struck by lightning.
It’s over, it’s over!
If it’s a paper or something, that’s fine. Anyway, it’s just transportation work.
As for group assignments, she can take on tasks such as collecting information and making PPTs, as long as she is not allowed to give lectures.
It's really rude to pretend to understand something you don't understand at all.
Not to mention answering questions from teachers and classmates!
In this case, even if the PPT is barely completed through transportation work, wouldn’t it all be revealed as soon as the students ask questions?
Monitor Chu immediately felt that he had faced the biggest challenge in his academic career.
So, she temporarily left all the work of Xingxing Entertainment to Chu Yuanjiang, who was flattered by this.
Miss Chu is determined to spare all her time to spend time in the library, and she must first seriously challenge this difficulty.
Of course the result was not smooth.
Of course, the most painful thing is not my own failure, but my boyfriend's success.
Because the final assignment of the "Game Theory" course is a paper, Su Chengyi only took about two hours to complete it from reviewing the literature to completing the discussion.
People are more infuriating than others.
So at this moment, Su Chengyi was sitting opposite her with a glass of iced Americano, swinging her legs leisurely.
Like a dandy who spends his days teasing cats and dogs, hooking up with bars and listening to music.
Chu Qingmian gritted his teeth and knocked on the keyboard. After a long while, perhaps finally unable to stand it anymore, Su Chengyi said slowly:
"Actually, there is no need to embarrass yourself too much."
The implication is - you are stupid, isn't there a humanoid plug-in in front of you?
Chu Qingmian raised her head with dark circles under her eyes. Because she was often confused by the theory of quantum mechanics and doubted her life, her head was covered with dull hair. At first glance, she was a female college student who was being tortured by knowledge. .
"No, these are all the consequences of not working hard at ordinary times. They are all my own faults! I must complete it myself!"
There was a pile of literature and materials piled next to her. I just ran to the bookshelf and dug out the books. They were all daunting tomes.
Monitor Chu has always taken good care of books. When he turns the pages, he is as pious as a Christian turning the Bible.
"It's just an elective exam. You don't want to read all this, do you?"
Su Chengyi casually picked out a book and briefly scanned the table of contents.
It has to be said that the ability to retrieve information is still very strong. These books are all classics in the history of quantum mechanics, and the authors' names are all famous.
But he had already finished reading it when he was in junior high school.
“I would like to, but I can’t finish it.”
Chu Qingmian stared at the book in his hand helplessly, but her thoughts drifted elsewhere.
"Su Chengyi, do you know Doraemon's memory bread?"
"Yes."
Su Chengyi took off the plastic cup cover of the coffee and poured a piece Ice goes into mouth.
Nobita was too anxious before the exam and asked Doraemon for a prop. As long as the content is printed on bread and eaten, the content will be remembered.
"Just the copy of "The Feynman Lectures on Physic" in your hand is enough to fill your belly."
Su Chengyi whispered devilishly, chewing the ice cubes in his mouth loudly. .
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu”
As if the last glimmer of hope had been shattered, Chu Qingmian lay on the table with a sad face.
Looks like a little bitter gourd in the world.
Su Chengyi looked amused, and followed her example, lying down, staring at her long drooping eyelashes, and asked casually:
"I saw that you just wrote about Heisenberg Matrix Mechanics in your notebook. equivalence, do you know what the specific definition is?”
“What Heisenberg, I only know Bikini Burger, Krusty Krab, Angus Thick Beef Bacon Burger.”
Chu Qingmian thought feebly.
“.”
Su Chengyi was silent for a long time, resisting the urge to pinch her face.
"Would you like me to do it for you?"
This proposal was obviously very attractive, and Chu Qingmian's eyes lit up for a moment.
To describe it, it is like a person who has been trekking in the desert for several days and is about to be dried into a mummy of Loulan, and suddenly picks up Aladdin's magic lamp.
You know, with the abnormal knowledge storage of the person Su in front of him, he can come up with a quite in-depth research topic just by relying on his memory without even looking up any information.
This is so exciting!
Chu Qingmian instantly felt that two villains were flying around her and arguing.
Angel Xiaomian's feather wings are flapping, the halo above her head is shining, and she speaks righteously.
"Chu Qingmian, Chu Qingmian! How can you have such an idea? You have never cheated since you were a child! Have you forgotten the teacher's teachings? There will be no good end for being lazy and slipping. !”
Demon Xiaomian waved the red cross in his hand, his tail wagging happily, his tone full of ridicule:
"Ha, if this counts as cheating, everyone in the world should be arrested! Think about it, with your current progress, all you will submit is a defense! Do you want to be the joke of the entire class?"
“I would rather lose face than stand firm Just stick to the most basic principles of life!"
"Come on, are you proud of being a fool who doesn't know how to adapt?"
"Honest and innocent!" But stupidity is guilty.”
Chu Qingmian "Why do I feel like this demon Xiaomian talks so much like Su Chengyi!"
At this time, both of them were lying on the table, very close to each other.
Su Chengyi felt that her eyelashes were almost brushing against her face, and her beautiful and faintly twinkling eyes showed that there was a battle between heaven and man on the opposite side.
After a while, she pursed her lips, as if she had finally made a decision.
Su Chengyi lowered her eyes, waiting for her answer.
"Forget it, Su Chengyi, thank you for your willingness to help me. But I still have to complete my homework by myself!"
Chu Qingmian sat upright again, her eyes bright, and she waved her fist high-spiritedly.
An expected answer.
As expected of this little squad leader.
Su Chengyi sighed softly, trying to pretend to be serious and warn her not to regret it.
The next second, he couldn't help but laugh.
"You'd better not come to me crying again in two days."
"I won't do that!"
On the day of the official exam, Chu Qingmian went to bed early She came to the classroom immediately. After a period of looking around and feeling uneasy, she chose to nervously send a message to Su Chengyi.
"Potato, I am Digua! The frontline will report the war situation to you!"
"Uh-huh, I drew lots and got the second one to go on stage. I'm so unlucky."
"I'm nervous!"
"Su Chengyi, you have to tell me to come on."
< br>She typed loudly, as if she wanted to convey her pounding heartbeat to him through the message.
If I had known better, I wouldn’t have been brave and said I could finish it
Oh, at least we need to meet him this morning.
Want a hug.
“Ding ding dong dong.”
Su Chengyi leaned against the wall, looking at the new messages pouring in on the screen of his mobile phone, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.
This guy said he would finish it by himself that day, and he really did it by himself. During this period, he didn't even ask a question to him.
Of course, after that, I also explained the reason to him in a soft voice.
The squad leader said that if it was a daily homework, forget it. This is the final exam. She felt that she had to rely on her own efforts, otherwise it would be unfair to other students who had prepared seriously.
So I worked hard for several long nights, but the final result was still not satisfactory. Until I got up this morning, I was still struggling with the definitions of various professional terms that might be asked.
Idiot.
It was eight o'clock in the morning, and the school bell rang.
The sun emerged from the clouds, and the sunlight spread like a golden curtain. The dust carried by the students passing through the corridor danced in the light pillar.
Su Chengyi was a little uncomfortable with the suddenly bright light. He narrowed his eyes slightly and typed two words on the screen.
“Come on.”
“Okay (＾－＾)V!”
Chu Qingmian replied cheerfully.
It's already class time, and the squad leader's violation of the regulations will be increased by one.
"Students who haven't come in yet, move faster, don't delay our classmates' presentation time."
The teacher's urging voice sounded in the classroom.
Su Chengyi turned off the phone screen, put the baseball cap on his head, followed the latecomers, turned and walked into the classroom.
(End of this chapter)