Chapter 468 I am Xu Junda
“Let’s go over there and order with the bartender, but--in Korean!”
Finally thought of punishment, Han Bing revealed A sinister smile on his face.
"What the hell? But I don't speak Korean."
Xu Yang was confused. Speaking Japanese, he could still "Wadasiva" and "Aligado" A few words, I really don’t know any Korean.
The smile on Han Bing's face widened even more.
"Nonsense! If you could, I wouldn't be able to play this game anymore. Be quick!"
In the final analysis, it's just a little game to trick people.
Not only will the punished person be embarrassed, but it will also give the bartender the most bizarre service experience in his life.
Abbreviation: Grand Prize for Confusing Behavior.
Su Chengyi, a person who is most afraid of embarrassing situations, gets goosebumps just thinking about it.
But Xu Yang could afford to let it go. After struggling and protesting to no avail, he stood up and walked to the bar as if he were dead.
The remaining four people all stood up and lay on the back of the sofa to observe secretly.
Fortunately, several people were not far from the service desk next to them, and they could clearly hear the conversation at the bar.
As a big customer who has booked a VIP seat, the waiter naturally has to pay close attention to it, so as soon as Xu Yang came over, he had already put on a perfect smile in the service industry in advance.
"Hello~ What would you like to order? If you want a refill, just ring the bell~"
"Uh."
Xu Yang paused for a moment, made no sound, and coughed quickly again Cleared his throat.
“Ahem, um, Wadaxi oh! Nono, Jili Guala Jili Guala Smita?”
Charming moment of four language ambassadors.
At this time, the four people watching from behind could no longer hold back their laughter.
The bartender: ".???"
Although he was shocked and speechless, the boy still maintained his basic service skills, rearranged his smile, and hesitantly said :
“Well, sorry "Can you speak slower? I didn't understand what you were saying."
Xu Yang felt a little embarrassed at first, but now he is quite confident, He started shouting at the top of his lungs:
"Give it to me? Aniha, jigli gua la ji li gua la ji li gua la?!"
Of course, he was just randomly imitating the tone of South Koreans in Korean dramas. In fact, it was all nonsense.
So others will sound very doubtful about life.
For example, this poor bartender.
For a moment, he suspected that there was something wrong with his ears or his language system.
Or is there something wrong with the world?
Who will tell him, what the hell is this devil talking about? !
In addition, there is another question, which country are these Japanese devils from? !
“Hahahahahahahahahaha!”
The four people behind have collapsed to the ground laughing.
No one could have imagined that this adventure game could have such a comedic effect.
Sure enough, great wisdom will never disappoint people.
By this point, Xu Yang had completely lost his face. He even became addicted to drama and became more and more energetic as he acted.
"Ah Yixi, chirp! Chirp! Chirp!!"
He may have wanted to perform a very enthusiastic image of a crooked nut, but it was obvious that he used too much force and the result was He has an image of a irritable and unqualified person.
The bartender was sweating profusely when he heard this, for fear that the strong man would drop his glass in the next second.
But it was a blessing or a misfortune that he finally roughly identified the person's "nationality" from a few familiar words in the other person's mouth and his artificial tone.
“K-Korean?!”
The bartender asked tremblingly.
The role play was actually successful.
Xu Yang felt very, very proud at this time. He racked his brains and finally came up with a Korean word that means "like".
“Big Fat!!!”
The things I learned from following my star-chasing girlfriend are not many, but they are useful.
Xu Yang shouted "Dafa Dafa" and gave the little brother a thumbs up with a cheerful smile.
The bartender touched his heart to comfort himself, feeling that he had finally escaped.
The next second, he came out from the bar and bowed slightly:
"Please wait a moment."
Xu Yang was stunned. He had already read all the signs for ordering. After pulling it out, I thought the task was about to be completed.
The bartender raised his voice and shouted at the service desk on the other side:
"Kavin——"
It seemed to be another waiter's name.
This direction made few people react, and they looked at each other for a while.
Especially Xu Yang, he wanted to finish his single and run away quickly. After being tricked in this way, he just wanted to take revenge immediately.
"Give it to me"
Plastic Korean was interrupted before he finished speaking, because Kavin, summoned by the bartender, had already arrived on the battlefield.
"There is a South Korean here, my fellow countryman, come and tell him!!"
The boy probably finally caught the chance to escape from this embarrassing atmosphere, and he said this with great force.
Almost everyone on the second floor heard it and knew that there was a South Korean here.
So everyone’s eyes were focused.
The four onlookers who had been paying attention to the bar just now silently returned to their seats and picked up their glasses, pretending that they had nothing to do with all this.
So embarrassing.
This has simply exceeded the limit of human endurance.
Kavin's service attitude is also good. He was in a good mood when he met a fellow villager. He suddenly showed a sunny smile and said expectantly:
",?
(Hello, may I help you?)"
Xu Yang only understood the "Hello" in front of him and replied stiffly:
"Anihasay."
Unexpectedly, this made Kavin even more excited.
After all, as the saying goes, when a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes.
Kavin talked eloquently.
",,?
(Ah, it's great to meet compatriots here, what do you call me?)"
"?, 3.
You Where are you from? I am from Busan and have been working here for three years.”,,!
(Your facial features don’t look very Korean, hahaha, you are very masculine and handsome!)”
Of course, no one here understood Kavin’s heartfelt words.
Xu Yang scratched his head and tried to get some words he could understand, but failed completely.
Why the hell did a South Korean appear?
Xu Yang had no choice but to look at his relatives and friends for help, but Su Chengyi could only shake his head at him from afar
The languages of other countries are not bad. He has no problem with English, German, and even a little bit of Russian. But he has never had time to learn Korean.
Hmm. You can’t call Chen Jinzhi for help now, right?
Chu Qingmian also smiled and spread her hands simultaneously.
Compared to Su Chengyi, the eldest lady’s language system is even richer. After all, Wei Peilan has paid great attention to cultivating her language skills since she was a child, expecting her to take over foreign business in the future.
In addition to being proficient in the world's most common languages, the eldest lady is also involved in a wide range of minor languages, such as Japanese and Italian.
But what a coincidence, there is no Korean language.
Not to mention Lin Tong. Due to the environment in which he grew up, he has struggled to learn English and is still a little afraid of oral expression.
So the last hope is Han Bing.
After everyone else was wiped out, Xu Yang still had certain expectations for her. After all, after all, she chased celebrities and watched variety shows all day long, so she should be able to understand a few words? Han Bing did understand a little, but not much.
"He asked what your name was."
Xu Yang thought there was something wrong and asked quickly:
"What else?"
"I didn't understand the rest. "
Han Bing replied with a smile and made a toast to him in celebration.
Xu Yang: "."
The scene was deadlocked for a long time. Kavin's expression became more and more confused, and the onlookers began to whisper. Xu Yang didn't know which muscle was wrong, and finally suppressed it. He said:
"Everyone, I am (choking) Seo Jundae! (broken voice)"
In fact, as long as you have heard this joke, you can't help but laugh out loud.
For the first time, Su Chengyi found it so difficult to hold back laughter.
Not only their table, but also the entire onlookers on the second floor laughed.
Only Kavin, who was thinking about his fellow villagers, still looked helpless:
"Moragu? Moragu? (What's wrong in Korean)"
Finally The ending is that Xu Yang solemnly apologizes to the two innocent bartenders.
“Too cruel, too cruel!”
Xu Yang huddled on the sofa and sighed, avoiding the curious glances coming from all directions.
“I’m really going to become a sociopath if I keep doing this!
No, how can I still hang out here in the future? Next time when I walk in the door, people will laugh and say : Oh, isn’t that Xu Junda here!”
“Hahahahaha.”
Han Bing and Chu Qingmian laughed together.
"Relax, you don't have that many viewers in your life."
Su Chengyi patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, the same way he comforted himself every time he had to appear in the public eye.
"Yes, young master Yang, don't be too nervous. I think everyone thinks it's fun and I don't mean to laugh at you."
Lin Tong is good at teaching.
At this time the waiter carrying the tray came to the side and said with a smile:
"Hello, this is a mojito ordered by the lady at table 9 for Mr. Xu Jundae."
"Hahahahahahahaha!!!"
Everyone fell down laughing again. When he was on the ground, Xu Yang took the orange mojito with a resentful look on his face and drank it in one gulp with sadness and anger on his face.
"Holy shit! Come on, keep going! Next round!!!"
Xu Yang slapped the table and regained his fighting spirit.
Han Bing rubbed his face that was slightly stiff with laughter, and said:
"How about we kick Xu Yang out this round? I always feel that with him in this game, there is no suspense, he is the bottom king. "
"No!"
Of course Xu Yang protested, as if he would lie on the ground and start rolling if he wasn't allowed to play.
So the final kicking session still didn’t work.
Su Chengyi said it didn't matter, after all, he had already made his own plans.
He was so calm and calm, which actually made Chu Qingmian's grass and trees become wary, fearing that there was a trick somewhere.
"I am your servant. If you are nervous, it should be me who is nervous, right?"
Su Chengyi glanced at her and looked at her pursed lips and clenched fists, secretly amused.
“If you want to cause harm, there are many ways to do it!”
Chu Qingmian snorted, not trusting him.
On the other side, Han Bing was biting his ears and teaching Xu Yang that he could not fail again for the great cause of eating melon tonight, otherwise he would face an even more explosive punishment than before.
With the smooth performance just now, Lin Tong feels a lot more relaxed. After all, Su Chengyi is in front of him, and the main thing is peace of mind.
A new round of the game begins amidst such coercion and suspicion.
Compared with the first round, the speed was faster this time, and the number quickly reached the beginning of 3.
"34."
After Chu Qingmian answered, he subconsciously looked at Su Chengyi next to him. This time he should knock on the cup.
Unexpectedly, Su Chengyi's fingers were placed steadily on the table, with no desire to get close to the cup.
As soon as Chu Qingmian’s doubts emerged, she heard him say quickly:
“Thirty-five.”
"Huh?"
Chu Qingmian was stunned for a moment. The impact was no less powerful than seeing Su Chengyi say that one plus one equals three.
Like her, Su Chengyi’s subordinate Lin Tong was also stunned. He had been waiting for Su Chengyi to knock on the cup with the number 35 since the round of the cycle, but he did not hear the glass sound. There was a crisp sound, but I heard his accurate report.
Impossible, this is unscientific.
The second Lin Tong was shocked and stunned, Han Bing and Xu Yang reacted and jumped on the spot to catch the two people who made the mistake.
"Hahaha, it's all wrong!"
"There is even wood and I didn't keep up!"
Xu Yang danced excitedly for a while, feeling like he was avenging his shame.
“I didn’t expect you two to be together today, hahahahaha!! It’s really the sky that has eyes!!!”
“Yeah.”
Su Chengyi calmly took a sip of wine.
Chu Qingmian instantly realized that he did it on purpose.
As the superior, only if he deliberately makes mistakes can he successfully interfere with the psychological rhythm of the next family.
If it were someone else, the next family might still be cautious, but Su Chengyi's image is that of a non-human creature that is absolutely impossible to make mistakes.
Such trust will naturally lead to Lin Tong making mistakes. It was Su Chengyi who had calculated this correctly and made a sudden attack.
Damn it! What a good and bad person!
Squad leader Chu, who had a strong sense of justice, could not help but secretly judge him in his heart.
Lin Tong also realized this belatedly and couldn't help but glance at Su Chengyi resentfully.
The latter raised the corners of his mouth with an innocent smile.
"Okay, okay, you two are brothers and sisters, think about how to punish me. Who will come first?"
Of course, Han Bing also guessed the secret inside, but he did not expose it and instead advanced the game.
Su Chengyi quickly raised his hand and signaled:
"The wood comes first."
Of course, let the highlight come first, otherwise all his hard work will be in vain. What?
As soon as he said this, several people who were eager to hear the gossip quickly cooperated.
"Wood, truth or dare?"
In the end, Lin Tong, who was put on the fire, scratched his head and said tentatively:
"Then...a dare."< br>
Although it is very embarrassing like Xu Yang just did, but judging from his situation, anything is much better than telling the truth.
“Then ask the hot girl over there for a WeChat account.”
"And you have to read the following lines: Girl, are you shy? I will capture you within three days."
".I choose to tell the truth."
Lin Tong felt a little dizzy and struggled. He held his forehead.
Su Chengyi wanted to laugh for a moment, right? Even if there are any emotional problems, there seems to be no need to be so reserved among friends?
A long time ago, in the confessional session he had with Lin Tong and Xu Yang, the things they talked about were much more exciting than ordinary emotional issues.
Thinking of this, a string suddenly broke in Su Chengyi's mind.
No way?
You’re not digging a hole for yourself, are you?
Being in the north, you won’t be able to eat melons on your own head!
(End of this chapter)