Chapter 509: The famous flower has its owner, and she is a perfect match
“When we leave school later, we must not go through the front door.”
Chu Qingmian said with a serious face.
"Why?"
Su Chengyi bent down and picked up the persimmon. It was probably full of food and drink, so it didn't struggle at the moment and just curled up in his arms and took a nap.
"Because there are many people crowded there, and some are holding microphones and cameras to conduct campus interviews! You don't want to be caught by them!"
Chu Qingmian touched her own with lingering fear. Chest.
"Campus interview?"
Su Chengyi asked in confusion.
When they reported as freshmen, they had never seen this before.
"Hmm, I don't know which club started the trend. This year's Hundred Regiment War started at the orientation meeting!
There were all kinds of interviews. At first I thought I was just asking the freshmen how they feel about the school. Well, did you all say nice things like being friendly? In order not to make people feel embarrassed, I nodded and accepted the interview. What happened?
As soon as the guy came up, he said: Bonjour~, ah, it’s really scary. I jumped and thought he was a Chinese foreigner, so I quickly replied in French, do you need help?
Then he turned to look at another person with a surprised look on his face, and that person rushed up and continued to follow me. "Hola! Hola!" I greeted him with a strange voice. Then I realized that they were probably doing a program titled "Random Interviews in Multiple Languages at Beijing University."
Chu Qing. Mian explained what happened just now with a speechless expression.
Su Chengyi wanted to laugh when she heard this. Unexpectedly, Miss Chu had also caught up with the trend of street interviews.
But they were also lucky, and the program was quite effective. Among so many people, they asked about this little language genius.
"Then how did you send them away afterwards?"
"Simeveoen YouTube aldíasiguiente, estásmuerto."
Chu Qingmian spread her hands and muttered a string of Spanish.
"What do you mean?"
"If I brush myself on the tubing the next day, you guys will be dead."
I don't know why, from other people When I heard this sentence, I thought it might be a symbolic threat. When it came out of Miss Chu's mouth, I felt a chill.
As an iconic figure in the Orientation Department, Chu Qingmian has actually experienced a lot of such persecution this morning, but this language interview is the most embarrassing.
Although she was similar to a poster girl when she was in No. 1 Middle School, she was actually not too keen on it.
It's just that because of a certain hateful first placer who was so powerful that he never came to an end, she was forced to take the top spot and become the cover girl of No. 1 Middle School's propaganda newspaper.
Thinking of this, Chu Qingmian turned around and glared at Su Chengyi.
The culprit still looks innocent.
"If any unlucky reporter is unfortunate enough to interview you, you will definitely get a slap in the face, so let's go around."
Chu Qingmian held his hand. , said this.
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The co-author was worried about the reporter rather than him. Su Chengyi fell silent.
“But, Su Chengyi, let me tell you, when I was a child, I hated my mother asking me to learn these things. I don’t think I will ever know a Spanish or Arab in my life.
Facts have proved that even if I can’t touch it myself, my mother will pick it up from all over the world. I will search for some partners and bring them back, and then randomly check whether my language level has deteriorated!"
Chu Qingmian thought of the middle-eastern man he met by chance at the company yesterday, and how he was holding his arms beside him and pretending not to care about it. Wei Peilan, who raised his ears and stared eagerly, felt frightened for a while.
Fortunately, even though she usually couldn't remember that she had such a language skill, for Chu Qingmian, language would become unforgettable once learned.
So some simple conversations were manageable, so Wei Peilan, who was always strict, didn't give him another serious lesson.
"Your mother has returned to China?"
Su Chengyi noticed such an important point.
He didn't have a good impression of Wei Peilan.
"Yeah."
Chu Qingmian nodded obediently.
“She knows about Xingxing Entertainment and has always said she would take time to come and see it. But before, she only stayed for a day or two every time she returned to China. She probably spends a lot of time on the plane every year. Most of it.
There may be something else going on this time, so I don’t have any intention of leaving yet.”
“It doesn’t feel like it’s going to be a good thing.”
Su Chengyi said slowly.
You can’t blame him for stereotyping, that’s the truth.
However, Wei Peilan's impression of him is definitely not good.
It can be said that the mother-in-law becomes more and more dissatisfied with her son-in-law and becomes disgusted with him.
Chu Qingmian chuckled and turned her head to look at him.
"No, I have grown up."
The implication is that she will never be as unconditionally obedient and at the mercy of others as she was when she was a child.
Su Cheng felt a little relieved when he realized this.
Although it is the shadow of childhood, escaping cannot solve any problems. In a family like theirs, no matter what the true feelings are in private, at least the relationship on the surface must be maintained.
“What are you doing holding the persimmons? Do you want to take them back to the dormitory?”
Chu Qingmian asked curiously when she saw that he had no intention of putting it down all the way.
"No, it feels very immoral to keep him in the dormitory."
Su Chengyi weighed the weight in his hand.
“It looks too small and very stupid. So I’m wondering if I should take it to the X1 studio and raise it.”
Chu Qingmian’s eyes lit up and she was just about to praise him. He was very caring and realized something was wrong.
"No, if I remember correctly, you just said that I resemble it ten minutes ago, right!"
"Yes."
"Then you said it is stupid. ! ”
Chu Qingmian has never been afraid to speculate on this guy with a bad personality.
I didn’t expect him to admit it frankly.
"It just means you are stupid."
"Su Chengyi!"
Chu Qingmian was about to have a seizure when a deep voice suddenly came from behind the two of them.
"Classmate, do you want to prove that you are smart?"
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Both of them were stunned for a moment, then both turned around.
Following behind were three people, one holding a camera, one holding a microphone, and the other carrying a schoolbag and holding a notebook and pen in his hand.
Su Chengyi quickly looked at Chu Qingmian and asked silently:
"Yes?"
Chu Qingmian also responded affirmatively with his eyes.
"Definitely."
This interview team seems to be haunting every corner of the campus, catching everyone one by one.
It seems that it is impossible for young people in today’s society not to follow the trend.
Su Chengyi turned his attention to the three of them again.
The person holding the microphone has come forward with a smile.
"Hello, two classmates! We are the audition team for this campus knowledge competition. We are responsible for randomly selecting interested students to participate in the competition. Those who perform well will receive the opportunity to enter the college league and a large number of gifts."
“I have no intention, I will not participate.”
Su Chengyi said bluntly, raising his chin to signal to the cameraman.
“If I see myself on the official account tomorrow, you guys will...”
“Eh!”
Chu Qingmian covered his mouth in time before he said something bad, and whispered in his ear:
"They didn't even turn on the camera, and they are quite polite. , It’s different from what I encountered. Don’t hurt others casually.”
“Oh.”
Su Chengyi could only make an indistinct sound as she covered her mouth. .
The interview team watched the two people across from each other first flirting with each other, then talking to each other, and finally conspiring loudly.
"I told you not to interview young couples."
The cameraman said coldly.
“The problem is that they are the only ones who have asked us questions along the way!”
The reporter replied helplessly:
“Who is still playing trivia with you in this age? Isn’t Baidu Encyclopedia good for competition? ”
"Forget it, give up."
The person in charge of recording closed the document sadly.
When Su Chengyi saw their dejected looks, he secretly said, "It's over."
Because there must be a certain angel lady who couldn't bear it, so she overflowed with sympathy and came to help. "Well, that, I'm actually quite interested! If it's convenient, I can give it a try."
Sure enough, Chu Qingmian said this the next second.
Su Chengyi sighed softly and had a strong desire to run away, but the persimmon in his arms slept peacefully and kept making a "snoring" sound.
I can feel that the shining angel halo is slowly rising on this guy's head.
The eyes of the interview trio suddenly ignited with hope, and they immediately came back together happily.
“Don’t worry, students, we are here to answer some very easy common sense questions. As long as you pass the correct rate, you can get a small gift!”
"Okay!"
Chu Qingmian smiled, matching their high atmosphere.
Su Chengyi hugged the cat and took a step back with a cold expression.
He doesn't like this, it's like a children's show, and the questions are usually boring.
He was pushed out to participate in No. 1 Middle School before.
While the other students answered the questions enthusiastically, he stood there like a wooden stake on the wrong set.
In the end, student Su Chengyi gloriously scored 0 points in the quick answer session and ranked last. She was the contestant with the biggest disadvantage in the finals.
But despite this, in the final round battle, he still won the final victory with one opponent against many.
Chu Qingmian was lucky enough not to participate in this competition, but she was the host, so she was able to witness this famous battle.
She still remembers that he solved the extremely difficult logical reasoning question used by the school as the finale in one minute without any expression on his face.
The No. 1 Middle School Forum recorded this incident as: "You can tell this UKW is extremely strong just by standing there." Did Italy introduce Britain? "
The reporter holding the microphone asked in an upbeat tone, holding a question card in his hand.
“Sonnet.”
The Chinese language class representatives are naturally familiar with this kind of literary topic.
"Correct!!!"
Su Chengyi looked at the dimples she showed because she kept a polite smile, and suddenly felt that it didn't matter if she participated in school activities.
Mr. Xiao Chu’s life as a female college student is getting worse day by day.
But he regretted it the next second, because the microphone moved in front of him.
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A question mark appeared on Su Chengyi's face.
But the reporter didn't seem to notice his unhappy look, and looked happy that "I finally found the unlucky guy to be interviewed."
“Then it’s this handsome boy’s turn to answer the question!”
Chu Qingmian poked his waist and pursed her lips to ask him to cooperate.
Su Chengyi sighed and had no choice but to nod.
"Excuse me, is a zebra a white horse with black spots or a black horse with white spots?"
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Su Chengyi was ready to answer some tricky and complex scientific questions. What I heard was such a brain-teaser question.
Chu Qingmian also said "Huh?" in surprise, because she found that this seemed to be a blind spot in her knowledge.
Looking at the expectant expressions on the faces of the interview trio, Su Chengyi said angrily:
"A black horse with white spots."
"Absolutely correct!!!"
Chu Qingmian couldn't help but open her eyes wide, and asked with a smile:
"Su Chengyi , no, you know this? ”
“The zebra embryo develops black skin first, and then gradually develops white stripes.”
Su Chengyi explained that this was what he saw in animal documentaries when he was a child.
Chu Qingmian nodded in sudden realization, and gained a new piece of cold knowledge today.
“Next question!”
“Xiao Ming imitated the ancients and wrote a poem. After writing, the text has 33 words. So what is the most likely name of the poem he wrote?”
“Well, I think it should be Ru Meng Ling.”
Chu Qingmian frowned and thought for a while before giving the answer.
Su Chengyi lowered his eyes, thinking that this should be the correct answer, but in this regard, the judgment of the small class representative was more trustworthy than his.
Sure enough.
“Oh my God, that’s right again!!”
The reporter started to be a little shocked. He originally thought this was a difficult problem that required careful thinking.
"Then it's the boys' turn next! Please listen to the question, are the eyes of flounder born on the same side?!"
"No. The eyes of newly hatched flounder are born on both sides, and gradually grow as they grow. Move to the same side."
Su Chengyi replied patiently.
He felt that this reporter was targeting him and asking him some weird questions? !
“The reason why Bundesliga team Bayer Leverkusen is called a pharmaceutical company is because of which internationally renowned pharmaceutical company?”
Although it sounds like a sports-related issue, it is actually also a humanistic and economic issue.
This is Mr. Xiao Chu’s ruling area now. She replied decisively:
“Bayer.”
“Okay! It’s the boys’ turn again! Excuse me— —What kind of puppy is Snoopy?”
The reporter was serious.
Su Chengyi took a deep breath and gritted his teeth and said:
"Did you do it on purpose?"
"No, hahahaha, it's a random question card, brother, you believe me!"
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As soon as his questioning words came out, the reporter himself couldn't hold back, because the contrast between the two questions was really funny.
Chu Qingmian started laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight from the moment she heard the word "Snoopy".
I don't know why I always feel that when Su Chengyi's paralyzed face is associated with such a cute animated image, there is a contrasting cuteness, which makes people feel very funny.
“Beagle.”
Although he was very dissatisfied, Su Chengyi finally answered.
Who makes him really know the correct answer?
When he was a child, he actually loved watching Snoopy. Not only did he buy the comics, but he also owned a giant doll of it.
Like the Pikachu hidden in his closet, they both slightly don’t fit the character of a cool guy.
But cool guys also have childhood.
"Congratulations on the correct answer! Okay, okay, pretty boy, I will change the question for you. This time you answer it first.
Excuse me, what kind of element will the star eventually form when it dies? "
"Iron. It should be said that once a star starts to produce iron elements, it will immediately die."
Su Chengyi replied instantly.
For him, these are a bit too simple and there is nothing to think about.
“Bingo! Then, the last question is given to the girls.”
“Modern archaeologists deciphered the long-lost ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics because of the advent of which stone tablet?”< br>
The reporter suddenly shot a cold arrow, and the question suddenly shifted from the literary area to the historical area.
He felt that this problem was still somewhat difficult.
Unexpectedly, the pretty girl opposite just blinked slightly proudly at the unhappy boy, and then gave the answer lightly.
"The Rosetta Stone. Made in 196 BC, it is engraved with the edict of the ancient Egyptian King Ptolemy V on his accession to the throne."
The boy answered slowly and added:< br>
“Discovered in Rosetta in 1799 by the French captain Pierre-François Xavier Bouchard.”
"It's unbelievable! Everything is correct!!"
The reporter looked at the answer sheet and sounded extremely shocked.
At this time, the cameraman finally couldn't help but came over and asked secretly:
"They are really not the ones we hired, are they?"
"If If it weren’t for the fact that our activity funds were 0, I would have felt that they were paid shills.”
The person in charge of recording sighed.
“Facts have proved that our school is like this. Geniuses are everywhere, and every student is the top university.”
“And it’s also pretty and smooth.”
“And there are famous flowers. Lord, it’s a perfect match.”
“I won’t tell you, I have a friend who broke my guard.”
(End of this chapter)