Chapter 545 It’s better to fight than to fight
“Although, how did you get in? Where’s the access control?”
Su Chengyi finally reported to the teacher and asked for leave, leaving ten minutes early. He came to the classroom to meet this great wise man.
The teacher wished him to send this living treasure away as soon as possible and agreed with his decision to leave early.
“Hey, who are we? Of course we have the means.”
Xu Yang winked and played tricks.
"Speak in human terms."
"Okay, okay, I chatted with the uncle for a long time at the door. I already know his travel experience when he was young. We can chat for another half an hour. He will consider me his grandson."
"And he let you in?"
Su Chengyi raised his eyebrows.
"No way."
Xu Yang sighed and looked at the Weiming Lake in the distance.
“In the end, I registered detailed personal information before he let me go.”
“Whose personal information did you register?”
“Yours.”
Xu Yang answered honestly.
"Su Chengyi, male, eighteen years old, studying at Peking University Law School. He is handsome and has a good temperament. He was blocked from the door today because he did not bring his campus card."
"Get out! ”
Su Chengyi slapped him on the back of the head.
Xu Yang happily covered his head and begged for mercy. The two of them walked out of the teaching building side by side. Su Chengyi thought about his behavior of disturbing the class just now.
"Can you be more discerning next time? There are so many people in class, and they are all delayed because of you."
"Oh! Sorry, sorry, I subconsciously felt that you are just like our sports academy."< br>
“Please do not elevate your personal behavior to the whole, and do not stigmatize the Sports Institute.”
“I myself have stigmatized the Sports Institute.”
Just graduated from Coming out of the teaching building, Su Chengyi's footsteps were planted under the eaves.
"Where are you going?"
"No, just wander around."
Xu Yang sighed and put on a melancholy expression.
“You want me to accompany you on the road in a weather of thirty-seven or eight degrees?”
Su Chengyi raised his eyes and frowned due to the dazzling sunlight.
"Then let's find a place to have a drink!"
Xu Yang immediately took out his mobile phone and started to determine the location.
Su Chengyi glanced at his watch and couldn't help but pat the smart man on the head.
“Are you still awake from the wine last night? What time will you drink?”
“Oh, what you said is a bit off, I’m groggy. ”
Xu Yang rubbed his face, like a big golden retriever that was drooped in the rain.
"That coffee shop? Tea restaurant? Anyway, there must be a quiet place for us to sit and chat for a while."
Hearing what he said, Su Chengyi thought for a while, it's really true Think of a good place to go.
A newly opened "psychological catharsis room" near the university town.
This concept is relatively new and has only emerged recently. It is generally an integral part of the psychological consultation room.
But there are also "youth versions" that are simply for everyone to vent their emotions and do not provide psychological counseling services.
He got this news from the working emperor, Ms. Ye Ju, because she was asked to scan the QR code to register as a member, and she was responsible for pulling people’s heads.
“With your network, you still lack a member like me?”
Su Chengyi reluctantly took out his mobile phone.
“You are different, you are a high-quality user, you are worth ten.”
Ye Ju smiled flatteringly and held up the QR code on the flyer with both hands.
“Di.”
After scanning the QR code, after a series of mobile phone number verification code operations, a prompt pops up indicating that you have successfully registered.
The interface is of very poor quality and the font sizes are uneven.
Su Chengyi turned off the phone and asked slightly suspiciously:
"It's not some new type of MLM organization, is it?"
"What the hell!"
Ye Ju glared at him, patted his chest and said solemnly:
"We are It’s a serious psychological venting room, okay!”
“You guys?”
"Hmm, this is a joint venture between me and several classmates from the psychology club. I have saved money for more than a year."
After saying this, Ye Ju suddenly sat down seriously. Yes, he has transformed into the state of a propaganda master.
“Hello, this customer, this is the psychological catharsis room of ‘It’s better to fight than to fight internally’!
A college student entrepreneur would like to give you some advice. You are welcome to come into the store and experience it. We charge according to the length of time. It’s open and fair, and the first registered member will be given half an hour’s time and a small gift!”
After finishing a long list of advertising slogans, she waved her hand like a lucky cat.
"Uncle, let's play~"
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Su Chengyi casually slapped her face with her flyer.
"I wish Ms. Ye a prosperous business and goodbye."
I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to patronize so soon.
Su Chengyi often went to psychological counseling in his previous life. As an SVIP annual fee customer, he would occasionally go to the nearby venting room for a while.
However, he would not smash and curse like others. He would just put on protective clothing and sit there quietly, observing the words graffitied by others on the wall.
“Leader Shabi, I wish you will be bald soon.”
“Go to hell, bitches and women!”
“Go to hell with exams and everything else!”
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"I! Want! Go!!!!"
"I love your mother for selling her love!!"
Su Chengyi does not look at it with the so-called great mind of "compassion for all living beings" All this, on the contrary, his thoughts were Despicable:
“Fortunately, I am not the only one in this world who lives so miserably.”
Putting aside these things, catharsis is a relatively famous method in psychology. This therapy is indeed effective.
Xu Yang seemed to be in a very bad state of mind. Although he appeared to be a smart guy who was joking around without being funny, Su Chengyi could vaguely feel that he was actually panicking to death and was completely uneasy. .
Anyway, let’s round up the bat and knock a few beer bottles on it first. No matter how many emotions you have, it’s time to calm down after venting them like this.
Su Chengyi thought like this, and took Xu Yang to the address on the business card of the "It's better to fight than to fight internally" catharsis room.
Unexpectedly, although the address on the business card is easy to find, the signboard clearly says:
High-end Club in Heaven and Earth.
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Is it really okay for such a misleading name to appear near a university town?
Su Chengyi was silent for a long while, while Xu Yang next to him covered his chest as if he was facing a formidable enemy.
"Wait a minute! What kind of place is this! How could you do this, Mr. Yi?! I am an innocent boy!"
"Tsk."
Su Chengyi was too lazy to pay attention to this drama queen and lowered his head to confirm the address again. It seemed that this was the right place.
Walking around with doubts, I finally found a small door in the corner. After pushing it open, I saw a long staircase with crooked fonts writing on it:
"Instead of internal friction, please go upstairs to the battle catharsis room."
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It is so simple, but it is in line with the cost of starting a business for college students.
Su Chengyi thought like this, bent down and ducked into the building.
However, after walking out of the cramped corridor, I felt a sudden sense of enlightenment.
The pink and black graffiti color decoration style is very eye-catching, and Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spiri" is playing on the speakers.
Su Chengyi listened to the rhythmic drum beat and thought to herself, this is very much like the beginning of a cyberpunk game.
There are secret bases hidden in the corners of the city.
"Hello customer, I'm sorry, we don't have Neuromancer, Frost, Algernon or the like here~"
Su Chengyi turned around when he heard this familiar voice.
As expected, Ye Ju turned out from the front of the counter with a smile.
Although I don’t want to admit it, this guy’s brain circuit seems to be surprisingly consistent with his. What she just said were words from some classic science fiction novels.
Neuromancer, Lingering While There Is Life, and Flowers for Algernon.
"The decoration of this store is very good."
Su Chengyi followed his inner evaluation.
“Hey, hey, hey, are you planning to break up with your Big Brother inspection tone?!”
Although Ye Ju said this, her expression was obviously very proud, she pointed Pointing to the graffiti on the ceiling, he said:
“I painted this too!”
"Oh! It's very cool. This is a painting of Thomas the Tank Engine!"
Xu Yang said while applauding the audience. "Thomas is a ghost!!"
Ye Ju stared in disbelief.
“This is the spaceship in Interstellar, the Endurance, but the painting is a bit abstract.”
Su Chengyi raised his face and explained.
“That’s it!”
Ye Ju sighed and sighed:
“The artist’s creative techniques are indeed unlikely to be accepted by the world.”
"Okay artist, your current identity is mainly the front desk girl."
Su Chengyi pulled her out of her fantasy and pointed at the time and price list in front of her.
“Let’s rent it for an hour first.”
“O~K~”
Ye Ju trotted back to the counter and started printing tickets.
“Can you get half an hour if you register as a member? Then I’ll sign up for one!”
Xu Yang found the flyer next to him and happily started scanning the code.
“Yes, every time you get a new customer with your mobile phone number, you can get another ten minutes!”
“Oh! So conscientious? Don’t worry, Sister Orange. , I will bring you all the people in our hospital when I get back."
Xu Yang said cheerfully.
Su Chengyi has no doubt about Da Smart’s appeal, but with his character that would kill him if he doesn’t show off, he will definitely buy tickets for everyone with a wave of his hand.
When the time comes, the delivery time won’t even be a fraction of the time.
"Thank you in advance! But it's not good if there are too many people. Our place is not that big."
Ye Ju replied with a smile, she handed over two tickets into their hands.
Su Chengyi lowered his head and glanced at Shi Chang, then raised his head.
“Two hours?”
"Uh-huh~ What's the matter? What's wrong with giving some to classmates! I'm the boss's wife."
Ye Ju said confidently.
"The generous boss lady, can you give us two more bottles of Coke?"
Xu Yang looked at the freezer on the other side.
“No.”
The landlady refused ruthlessly.
"After entering, there is a place to put on protective clothing on the right. Be sure to wear it. Your room is 102. Do you see the house number?"
"OK."
"When the time is up, a waiter will knock on the door and ask you to come out. Then you can go and rest on the coffee table over there. I will treat you to a Coke at that time."
"Thank you for your generosity. Boss lady~"
According to Ye Ju's command, Su Chengyi and Xu Yang successfully put on protective clothing and walked to the door of Room 102.
When passing by Room 101, I could vaguely hear someone venting inside, and the sound of breaking beer bottles was accompanied by angry curses.
However, due to the sound insulation effect, I could not hear clearly.
Xu Yang pushed open the door of 102 and took a peek inside.
The structure inside is similar to the catharsis room in Su Chengyi’s impression. It is equipped with rubber dolls, a smart hitting catharsis device, a shouting device for testing decibels, and some rubber bats and colorful bats that can be matched are scattered on the ground. ball.
It's quite professional, Ye Ju must have put a lot of thought into it.
Su Chengyi picked up the bat on the ground with his feet, held it in his hand, and tentatively hit the ball away in a baseball-playing posture.
The stressed rubber ball jumped up and down in the room, bouncing repeatedly for several times before stopping.
Xu Yang swallowed and looked at Su Chengyi with a complicated expression.
"Mr. Yi, you look like a gangster, the kind who smashes people's cars with a baseball bat."
"Well, occasionally I hit people on the head."
Su Chengyi said nonchalantly. He threw the bat and spun it around a few times before catching it accurately.
When Xu Yang first entered the door, he originally wanted to say that this place looked like a place for pillow fights, but now he suppressed his words.
What if he wants to do a blindfolded beating project here on a whim? Schwarzenegger won't be able to withstand his stick.
The more he thought about it, the more he became afraid. In order to divert his attention, Xu Yang walked to the side of the shouting device and made a long "Ah——" sound to test the operation effect.
Su Chengyi looked at the prompts on the electronic screen.
"Please shout out all your recent troubles here~PS: Just imagine you are talking to God!"
This thing is clearly written by Ye Ju himself. .
“Here, shout.”
Su Chengyi put on the soundproof earplugs hanging around her neck and raised her hand to signal.
Xu Yang was not polite. He really needed a place where he could let go of his recent depression.
So he took a deep breath and shouted at the loudest decibel in his life:
"God!!! I will never call you daddy again!!! Because you really I’m so proud! ”
Despite the protection of sound-isolating earplugs, the effect of Xu Yang’s loudspeaker is still amazing when turned on to its strongest mode.
There seemed to be sound waves reverberating in this small venting room, and Su Chengyi felt like his head was buzzing.
"Women are savage beasts! Women are an unreasonable disaster! Women are the first of the five poisons! They are the chief culprit in persecuting young boys, and they are the ruthless killers of innocent boys! Women must not be touched, and women will only ruin things!!"
Xu Yang continued to shout at the top of his lungs.
Su Chengyi saw that the decibel level on the screamer had jumped to the red bar, indicating that he was about to collapse, so he reached out and tugged on the back collar of Xu Yang's clothes.
"Okay, take it. If it breaks, you have to pay for it."
Xu Yang choked, coughed several times, and sat down on the stress ball next to him. Poor The ball was flattened by him.
"Can't rest."
Su Chengyi handed him the bat in his hand.
“Continue.”
“Huh?”
Xu Yang took the bat and stood up without knowing why.
"Tell your voice a little lower, and put your strength mainly in your hands."
Su Chengyi gestured and continued:
"First vent all your excess emotions in this way. Then specific questions We'll talk about it later so that you don't make decisions based on emotion and regret it after you calm down."
"Okay!"
Xu Yang jumped on the spot twice to warm up. Swing the bat in his hand vigorously.
"Brother, I really won't be manipulated by a woman this time! Pretending to be fascinated by her is just a step in my plan!"
Xu Yang shouted while banging the bat Hit the doll.
Su Chengyi nodded and said "hmm".
"How can you not go crazy when you fall in love! Just hold on!!!"
"It makes sense."
Su Chengyi thought to himself, it's just that the day when it's his turn to go crazy hasn't come yet.
"The world kisses me with pain, and I repay the world with one punch, two punches, three circles, four punches, five punches, upper hook, lower hook, left uppercut, right uppercut!"
Xu Yang shoots his bow left and right! , knocking the rubber doll upside down.
"Raise your elbows a little higher."
Su Chengyi stood aside and moved his body forward to correct his punching posture.
After a set of exercises, Xu Yang collapsed on the ground sweating profusely, shouting with his last strength:
"Damn it! If the worst happens, let's break up!!! There are so many beautiful girls in the world anyway!"
“Really?”
Su Chengyi raised an eyebrow and asked.
“No.”
Xu Yang immediately shook his head honestly.
"Mr. Yi, what I just said were all angry words."
"I know."
Su Chengyi said "heh" and stretched out his hand to pull him off the ground stand up.
"Are you in the mood to have a good chat now? Let's go out and have a drink."
"Okay, Mr. Yi, it's great to have you."
This method really worked. Xu Yang already felt a lot more relaxed and exhaled heavily.
He strode to the door, opened the door for Su Chengyi, and walked out of Room 102 together.
At this time, the door of room 101 next to it was suddenly opened, and two girls, also wearing protective clothing, walked out arm in arm.
"Bingbing, do you feel better?"
"Fortunately, just now"
Before one of the girls finished speaking, she saw two people coming out of the next room, and her eyes suddenly froze.
After seeing her face clearly, Su Chengyi and Xu Yang instantly took a breath.
To the north.
It can’t be such a coincidence, right? ! ! !
(End of this chapter)