Chapter 410 Urban Legend Part 3 (2)
The moment the dog turned back, both Qian Xiaoyi and Inuyama Heita were shocked.
What a strange shape it is...a stray dog's body, matched with a human head. The key is that the human head is still the image of a Mediterranean uncle, and at the same time sticks out his tongue at them like a dog. .
After seeing them, the human-faced dog turned around and took a step towards them.
"So disgusting..." Inuyama Heita took a step back. The moment he saw the other person's image, he felt a kind of physical discomfort.
A low growl came from the human-faced dog's throat, which reminded Inuyama Heita of the Inuki shikigami he had beaten before. He understood that this was a sign before the dog attacked, although he didn't understand why there was no aggressive one in the legend. A human-faced dog would do this, but he still increased his vigilance and put on a defensive posture.
Qian Xiaoyi also reached into his arms and pulled out a line of ink.
The two people and the dog were facing each other like this. At this moment, the human-faced dog finally moved. It took another step forward and shouted:
"The section chief is a bastard! "Wow!"
"Eh?" Inuyama Heita was stunned. Not only him, but also Qian Xiaoyi looked surprised: Which section chief?
"What kind of bullshit, senior!" the human-faced dog said in a very sour tone, "He just entered the company a few years before me, and yet he puts on that air! His work ability is obviously a mess, and he rushes to get promoted if he has merit, but if he has difficulties, Just let the subordinates do it and don’t treat us newcomers as human beings. This kind of boss is the worst. Go to hell!”
“Indeed,” Qian Xiaoyi agreed: “Japanese company. The seniority system will always produce a group of guys who have years of service but no ability and no job. This is probably a factor in Japan's economic stagnation."
"Don't agree with it, B. Brother!" Inuyama Heita couldn't help but said: "And is it time to discuss Japan's economy?"
"The new girl in the company has a really good figure." The human-faced dog immediately changed to one. With a salty expression, he drooled and said: "The one who hangs in front of my eyes every day, who blushes when I say some dirty jokes, is so much better than the yellow-faced woman at home, my family is like that, She only scolds me all day long, so I’d rather be the younger sister in the company. She keeps shouting ‘senpai, senpai’ every day. It would be great if I could marry Xiaoxiang at the front desk..."
Heita Inuyama He said with great disgust: "Wow~ I'm starting to say some obscene words. Is this really an urban legend? It's too... out of style, right?"
Compared with the dangerous urban legends such as the Slit Girl and Monkey Dream that we have seen before, this human-faced dog simply has a different style of painting, making people feel like they are in some funny cartoon, which is both weird and a little funny.
“There are many types of urban legends.” Qian Xiaoyi stared at the human-faced dog and said, “If it’s like this, it’s probably a completely harmless type.”
Then , Qian Xiaoyi suddenly shouted to the human-faced dog: "Hey, can you still drink? Sato~ Let's go to another place for another drink."
Hearing this, the human-faced dog's expression suddenly changed, "Rua "It vomited out all of a sudden, and the vomit exuded the stench of alcohol. It said drunkenly: "It's really not going to work anymore. I really can't drink anymore. Let me go, Minister... Wow~"
"Why do you call it Sato!" Inuyama Heita's desire to complain gradually increased: "And why did he agree to it?" Qian Xiaoyi said: "You can just call it whatever you want. Anyway, in Japan, everyone has one by their side. Two Satos?”
Sato is the most common surname in Japan, and its popularity is about the same as "Lao Wang" and "Xiao Li" in China.
"What is going on?" Heita Inuyama asked: "Is the prototype of the human-faced dog a certain social animal named Sato? And why do you know about it, Brother Oto?"
About Urban legends about human-faced dogs are often very simple. Someone saw an elderly dog with a human face while walking on the road, and then nothing more. No last name was mentioned at all.
"It's very simple." Qian Xiaoyi said: "Didn't you realize that this guy's behavior is completely inconsistent with his words? At first he said that he was a newcomer and complained about his boss, and then he suddenly changed into The old man who teased the young girl suddenly fell into a drunken state... So, do you understand? ”
Heita Inuyama thought about what Qian Xiaoyi said, and then suddenly realized: "Brother Yi is saying... the human-faced dog is actually a collection of the cognitions of those social animals?"
"To be precise, it is. The cognitive collective of the social beasts who went to Kabukicho to drink, "Qian Xiaoyi said: "Maybe at the beginning, it was just a drunk social beast who fell drunk in the alley on the roadside, lying on the ground and going crazy with alcohol. He was discovered by passers-by and mistakenly thought to be a so-called human-faced dog, so this cognitive image was determined and gradually took shape. Then it became like this - an urban legend monster born from the resentment of social animals, the human-faced monster. Dog~"
Ajian floated out from Jade Perry and sighed: "Even if it is a collection of resentments, it has no attack power at all. It only dares to expose its thoughts when drinking in private. Sure enough, Is he worthy of being a social beast in Japan?”
Heita Inuyama stared at Takeru and thought to himself: A dead man who has been squatting behind a telephone pole for more than ten years without turning into an evil spirit seems not qualified to say this. Kind of talk? And he only came out after hearing that there was no danger... It is indeed you, Jian.
Take noticed Inuyama Heita's contemptuous expression and said angrily: "Inuyama-san, what's that look in your eyes! You must be thinking about something very rude, right?"
"No, Mr. Takeru, you are thinking too much." Heita Inuyama looked away and looked to the side.
"Don't look away! Sure enough, you are thinking about something very rude!" Ajian was helpless and furious.
Inuyama Heita immediately changed the subject and asked: "Now that we have found the human-faced dog, what should we do next? Destroy it?"
Ignore Takeru's whistling on the side. , Qian Xiaoyi said: "Does it give you a sense of accomplishment to eliminate a drunk social animal? Moreover, this kind of old urban legend often has strong regeneration properties. Even if this one is eliminated, maybe it will reappear tomorrow. Continuing to scare passers-by who stray into the ghost realm in a certain corner is undoubtedly a waste of effort."
"Then what are we going to do?" Inuyama Heita asked. It was impossible to find this guy after all. If you don't want to do it, just look at it and leave, right?
Qian Xiaoyi said: "Of course there is something to do, have you forgotten? Didn't I say before that from now on, your special training will begin, so the next step is not what we are going to do, but what you are going to do Do it, Heitaro, listen up..."
(End of this chapter)