Chapter 388: When a domineering president falls in love with a street light pole
In order to increase the company's influence, is it worth it to be socialized on the Internet?
Zhang Qiyuan was weighing it silently in his heart.
Wang Yong was actually not very annoyed when they posted the ridiculous things he did while drunk in the group. He was not the kind of boss who couldn't take a joke. Besides, he did it himself. matter.
Putting himself in his shoes, if he encounters someone who is drunk and kissing while holding a street lamp pole, he will also take out his mobile phone to record it and then share it in the group. Having fun alone is not as good as having fun with everyone. Well, just because he is the boss doesn't give him any privileges.
However, there is a difference between being a social worker in a company and being a social worker in society. If Yang Hao were to edit it into a video and post it online, he would be a social worker.
After thinking about it for a while, Zhang Qiyuan was heartbroken and nodded.
Done!
After all, it’s not a negative social death. It’s just that he drank too much and kissed a street lamp pole. If the effect of this video becomes better after being edited by Yang Hao, then his social Sex society is worth dying for.
Today's society itself is quite deformed. How many people pretend to be ugly and want to become famous instantly? How many people sit in front of their mobile phones to live broadcast every day and want to become Internet celebrities. If they just post a drunken If video can attract traffic to the company, it’s worth it.
"Okay, Yang Hao, you edit this drunk video together with the incident of me drinking at the company's annual meeting. If the effect is good and the video is popular, I will give you a bonus." Zhang Qiyuan said.
“No problem.”
Yang Hao’s eyes lit up and he said, he prefers to edit this kind of funny videos, and when he saw Zhang Qiyuan’s drunk video, he already had it in his heart I have already prepared the manuscript, and now that I heard Zhang Qiyuan say that there is still a bonus to be received, I am naturally very motivated.
"By the way, in the video I called Qingqing, you can just change the subtitle to say kiss on the mouth." Zhang Qiyuan thought for a while.
Since he wants to die in society, let him die alone in society, so as not to drag Ni Qingqing into it.
"Okay."
"After the video is edited, show it to me as soon as possible."
After Zhang Qiyuan explained, he took Yang Hao to the headquarters to handle the matter. The commission for the new house during the recent National Day has arrived, and he wants to urge the finance side to quickly rebate the commission to his client.
Originally, he planned to ask Huang Yi to go to the headquarters to live broadcast together, but now that a video of him being drunk has emerged, he plans to wait for the drunken video to ferment before broadcasting again. The effect may be better by then.
As soon as Zhang Qiyuan arrived at the headquarters, everyone saw that his expression was very strange. He wanted to but didn't dare to laugh. He was holding it in very hard. Even Ao Fei was no exception. It was obvious that he saw Video in the group.
"Just laugh if you want to, hold it in and feel uncomfortable."
Zhang Qiyuan was in the office, holding the report form handed over by Ao Fei, glanced at Ao Fei, and said helplessly.
"Hahaha..."
Ao Fei suddenly laughed.
"Is this funny?" Zhang Qiyuan couldn't help but become curious.
"Haha, it's actually not bad. It's just that Mr. Zhang is usually very serious in front of us. I didn't expect you to be so... um... cute... in the video. It's a bit of a contrast, so it's more funny." Ao Fein endured. smiled.
"Okay, the commission for my Vanke Runfu order has arrived. You can arrange for the financial department to transfer the rebate commission as soon as possible. The speed must be fast. Recently, this customer has also been urging me to send the rebate. After paying, tell me." Zhang Qiyuan waved his hands in frustration.
As soon as this video came out, the persona he established before suddenly collapsed.
"Okay, Mr. Zhang, I'm going out first."
Ao Fei also knew it was enough, so she chuckled and exited the office. Zhang Qiyuan was about to take a closer look at the company's report for last year, but there was a knock on the office door again.
"Come in."
"Mr. Zhang..." Yang Hao walked in slowly.
“Is something wrong?”
“That’s right, didn’t you ask me to edit the video of you being drunk? I think the footage is missing a bit, and I want you to make up for it. "Yang Hao said.
"What shots do you want to add? How do you want to edit it?" Zhang Qiyuan asked curiously.
After Yang Hao organized his language, he said: "I think so. There are five categories of comedy. The first category is the escape category. It is expressed in the way that when discussing serious issues, various kinds of things are proposed that can be achieved in principle, but in practice methods or ideas that are impossible to achieve, just like Huang Yi asked him to prove that he was the boss, but he was serious The classics say that Huang Yi will be deducted from his salary."
"The second category is the intelligence-degrading category, which uses direct and crude ideas that are different from ordinary people to solve problems and fails, or behaves in an extremely naive and simple manner that is inconsistent with the identity. Like..."
Speaking of this, Yang Hao glanced at Zhang Qiyuan subconsciously.
Zhang Qiyuan narrowed his eyes slightly and said expressionlessly: "You mean to say that my drunken video belongs to the intelligence-dampening category?"
"No, no, no, I mean like porn The master keeps scolding you like that,” Yang Hao quickly denied.
What a joke, Yang Hao has been in the workplace for a while now. If he were, he would probably be fired tomorrow for walking into the company with his left foot first.
Hearing this, Zhang Qiyuan nodded and signaled Yang Hao to continue.
“The third category is the associative category, which refers to another unrelated thing through the casual connection between two things such as language homophony and graphics.”
Zhang Qiyuan Weiwei Nodding, he understands this, it’s just a simple homophone and the like.
“The fourth category is the contrast category, where simple things are complicated, complex problems are simplified, or things are done that are inconsistent with the personality.”
"The fifth category is the error induction category, which uses obvious thinking to induce people to think in one direction, and finally reveals a reasonable but surprising ending or the truth."
"And what I want to shoot It’s the fourth category, the contrast category. That’s what I think. It’s not popular online now. Is it a joke about a domineering president? I'll first take a picture of your more serious side at work and in meetings to create the impression of a domineering president. After the image of a domineering president is deeply rooted in people's hearts, I'll show you the video of you being drunk. I've already thought of the title. It’s like being a domineering president and falling in love with a lamppost,” Yang Hao said eloquently.
Zhang Qiyuan was a little embarrassed. He could accept the release of his drunken video, but it would be a bit shameful to discuss it, and he would have to reshoot the footage.
But for the sake of the company, I have no choice but to fight hard.
"How do you think you should shoot?" Zhang Qiyuan asked.
"Actually, there's no need for other shots, just the shot of you reprimanding employees in the conference room. I have all the other shots here," Yang Hao said.
“Okay!”
Zhang Qiyuan nodded.
Then he stood up and walked out of the office with Yang Hao.
“Everyone put down what you are doing and come to the conference room for a meeting.”
(End of this chapter)