Chapter 434: Jokes, your grandma is an expert (two chapters in one)


Chapter 434: Joke, your grandma is an expert (two-in-one chapter)

A very awkward worship to heaven and earth was finally over. All the relatives and friends who came to the wedding felt that today’s share was worth the money, that’s all. Eat, and you can spend half the night chatting with the mother-in-law or the man who didn't come home.

But who would have thought that worshiping Tiandi is just an appetizer, and there will be more to eat later! It allows you to eat directly to the top.

"Originally, I came here to see my granddaughter off. Since this child has worshiped heaven and earth, she will be considered as married to the Yang family.

But I, the old man, really couldn't worry about it, so I gave her a few final instructions, I hope all my relatives and friends will bear with me for one more minute”

After worshiping the heaven and earth, Li Zhongfa bowed his hands to the surroundings, and then looked at Li Yue "sternly".

"Xiaoyue! Since you have become the Yang family's daughter-in-law, you must behave like a daughter-in-law. You can no longer do whatever you want when you were a girl. All the elderly in this family , must be taken care of,”

“For example, these two”

Li Zhongfa pointed to Yang Yumin’s biological father and mother, suddenly stunned for a moment, and asked embarrassedly: “Excuse me, please What’s your surname?”

Wonima, in front of so many people, you asked us what our surname is? One of your in-laws’ grandfather doesn’t know our surname?

Why don't you just say that we are outsiders?

If Li Zhongfa hadn't come here, the two old men and the old lady would have started to make trouble. But Li Zhongfa is a generation older than them. How dare you act like an elder and set rules for your new wife, Li Yue? ?

You can’t even train Yang Yumin! Yang Huaihua is still holding a photo frame! Today, my adoptive father is here. Who are you, an "outsider" who only gave birth to a child but never raised, to bully here?

"Even if your surname is Jia, Uncle Li doesn't have to worry all the time. Now that Xiaoyue has entered our house, if there is anything she doesn't understand and doesn't know, we will definitely tell her."
< br>The old man named Jia told Li Zhongfa not to worry with a smile on his face, but Li Zhongfa's eyes became faintly sharp.

There is something in this old Jia's words.

【Your granddaughter is married, please be careful. 】

Nowadays, women suffer a lot from divorce, unlike if they don’t get tens of thousands of properties in a few decades, they will suffer a big loss.

Li Zhongfa smiled strangely, and then continued to tell Li Yue: "Whether it is the mother-in-law named Yang or the father-in-law named Jia, they must provide for themselves in old age.

Wait until later, you little ones The couple must carefully calculate their living expenses. No matter how hard life is, they must squeeze out eight yuan every month and send it back to their hometown on a monthly basis to support the two elderly people in the Jia family.”

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Many people at the scene were stunned after hearing what Li Zhongfa said.

Except for some locals, most of them came to the capital from other places to work. They all have parents and relatives in their hometown, and they all send money home.

But When it comes to sending money, it's so easy with just a touch of lips.

Don’t think that eight yuan a month is nothing. In the countryside in 1984, not every old man could enjoy the pension money of his children.

Moreover, these eight yuan are provided every month and are provided for year-round expenses. What if I don’t have enough money this month and can’t send money home? You should know that these days it is not uncommon for couples to quarrel over sending money home.

So this kind of trivial matter between parents should not be decided in front of so many people, as it can easily fall off the tongue.

But Li Yue raised his head and said seriously: "Grandpa, don't worry, starting from next month, it will be hard for me to eat rice bran, and I won't get a cent of the eight yuan a month." Send them back with less "

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"Pa bang bang~"

Suddenly, there was applause.

Everyone turned around and found that it was Director Yang who was applauding gently.

Although Yang Yumin only said hello to him today and did not elaborate on the relationship between the adoptive mother and the biological father and biological mother, he, the leader, could guess some clues even if he guessed.

This kind of thing is really difficult to handle. If it is not handled well, it will be extended to personal character.

But now the bride has made the final decision. At least she has occupied the word "reason" first.

Now that you have something to support your old age, what else do you want?

Don’t say that eight yuan is not much. How much does an ordinary worker who has just joined the company only earn per month? How much money can you give to your parents every month to honor your parents?

With these eight dollars, Director Yang can support his subordinates even if someone gossips.

Everyone saw it was Director Yang applauding, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and follow!

Then the applause rang loudly, and was given to Li Yue, the open-minded daughter-in-law.

But after the applause passed, Li Zhongfa smiled and said: "There is no need to start sending money from next month.

Our country has regulations that men are 60 years old and women are 55 years old. Without the ability to work, you guys We can wait a little longer until the two parents-in-law reach retirement age, but they are Ding, Ding and Mao, so there is no difference.”

The scene suddenly became quiet again, and many people were stunned for a while. He smiled and looked at Lao Jia's family with a complicated meaning.

As for Li Yue, looking at the smile on the corner of her grandfather's mouth, she could hardly hold her lips together.

She is a woman with a bright personality, how could she hold back such a smile?

Eight yuan a month would have to wait until retirement age. From now on, as long as he bought a few pairs of high heels from Pei Wenhui and Xiao Ruo every year, it would be enough for the two old men to retire.

“I remember grandpa, I will abide by the country’s regulations.”

I don’t care about your country’s regulations!

Li Ye stood in the crowd and couldn't help but give Comrade Li a thumbs up.

In a situation like today, it would be impossible to drive out the Jia family with a big broom. The impact would be very bad,

Then we follow the national regulations, who can say anything wrong?

In fact, there is no retirement age in rural areas. A seventy-year-old man still has to work in the fields, and an eighty-year-old man still has to get up in the morning to pick up manure!

When my granddaughter reaches her age, I will give you eight yuan a month. Isn’t that a lot?

How much does a steamed bun cost now?

If you keep blabbering, you are just ignorant!

Li Ye took a look at the few members of the Jia family. Well, they seemed to be really ignorant.

Since Li Zhongfa has started to tell you the rules, you'd better not know what is good and what is bad. After all, the old man has been telling you the rules for decades since he left with the team at the age of fifteen.

But interest is the easiest thing to get carried away by people.

Lao Jia sees that Li Zhongfa will risk his own interests for the rest of his life today! Of course not.

Although the eight yuan per month was not satisfactory, at least I had an attitude. In the end, I paid it after retirement. Now you have sent us to several years later. Who will be paid by then? Do you remember what happened today?

"Grandpa Li, you have misunderstood us. We are not here to ask for pension money. We are here to live with Yumin in the capital."

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The courtyard has been maintained. It was quiet for a long time, but everyone's heart was burned more and more by the fire of gossip.

Especially those women with long tongues were standing on tiptoes, trying to see clearly the wonderful expressions of the "protagonists" in front of them.

Li Zhongfa’s expression is very wonderful.

He looked at Lao Jia and his wife, first surprised, then speechless, and finally with a flash of contempt.

"You two want to come to the capital to live with their young couple? Have you discussed this with your children?"

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"Grandpa Li, This matter is our family matter. You are the elder, so don’t talk about it on this happy day. By the way, it’s not easy to discuss this kind of thing before. Xiaoyue was an outsider before marrying in. Can we discuss it after marrying in?”

Lao Jia’s face turned red, but he still insisted on his opinion, even He also vaguely criticized Li Zhongfa, saying that this is our family's business and you have nothing to do with it.

But how could Li Zhongfa fall into this trap? He immediately put on a straight face and said rudely: "What are you talking about?

After marriage, husband and wife become one. Yumin's money is Xiaoyue's money, Xiaoyue's The money is also Yumin’s money. Why don’t you come to the capital to discuss it with my granddaughter?” How about your life? Is it possible that you are so young and want my granddaughter to serve you? This is no longer the case in our new society!"

Lao Jia's face turned red.

Li Zhongfa's words can be said to be quite rude, as if he was telling Lao Jia and his wife that they were "too lazy and greedy for money".

But Li Zhongfa is from the grandfather’s generation, and it’s the right time to say such things at this time. Lao Jia and his wife are not so good and just choke back, especially since Li Zhongfa has finalized the premise of eight yuan a month. under.

Although it is not appropriate to talk about money on this occasion, Li Zhongfa has been subtly implanting the awareness of Lao Jia's family's greed for money into the people around him from the beginning.

So after a series of suggestions and questioning, everyone felt that there was nothing wrong with the old man saying that.

Not to mention the row of cars outside the door, the motorcycle tied with red silk in the yard made a group of young people particularly jealous.

This is the dowry brought by Li Yue. Although it was delivered in advance, Yang Huaihua still placed it in the most conspicuous place. She pulled new silk and tied it with a large silk flower to show respect for the woman.

The pension is eight yuan a month, which is only ninety-six yuan a year. This car will last for decades. Can you, Mr. Jia, be willing to do that?

But is that the woman’s dowry? According to the ancient tradition of flower growers, if you want to spend the money, you must get the consent of the woman.

Of course, according to this ancient tradition, if a couple separates, the bride price must also be returned to the husband's family.

"Grandpa Li, you really have wronged us by saying this,"

Lao Jia's wife cried and defended: "Yumin is our biological son. We haven't taken care of him for more than ten years. Now we want to come and take care of him and compensate him

Why did you wrong us so much? Hey, I'm going to hang myself right now."

Crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself, even the gods are afraid of this.

With Lao Jia’s wife doing this, the wedding is about to go into chaos.

In fact, Lao Jia's family, after receiving advice from an expert, determined Yang Yumin's public status, and were most afraid of personal moral flaws.

Li Zhongfa, who has been in the system for so many years, certainly understands this.

So Li Zhongfa sighed and said: "Even if you want to come to the capital to live, who can farm the land at home?"

Lao Jia's wife wiped away her tears and muttered: "At home, We don’t have to plant any of our fields, and we can’t harvest much food every year. We just want to live with our children.”

The corners of Li Zhongfa’s mouth twitched slightly, revealing a sarcastic look.

“You don’t need to cultivate the land at home? You are making a mistake. Farming is the responsibility given to you by the state,

Don’t look down on agricultural registered permanent residence. The elders say that food is the most important thing for the people. Farmers, industry and commerce are the first priority. Farmers come second.

Even now, we are also farmers and workers. The importance of farming at home is still important. Above the big brother the workers," Li Zhongfa said seriously: "Farming is an important national policy to ensure the stability of the country. If you don't think this is farming, that you don't pay for food, and all the land is laid waste, then what's the point? That would starve people to death. ”

Hearing that Li Zhongfa slapped him with such a big label, Lao Jia’s wife quickly said: “It’s not that we don’t plant, it’s that we don’t plant. We let others plant for us.” , how can the land be left uncultivated?"

But Li Zhongfa glared, exuding the majesty of the chief bureau during the meeting.

"Let others do it for you? Then you are evading the responsibilities and obligations entrusted by the country! Yumin is a propagandist. You can't give him a bad name. If you don't believe me, ask the leader."

Li Zhongfa Today The solution is very clear, that is, relying on seniority, you can say things that are inconvenient for others to say, and the other is to use the law to break the relationship.

If you use the principles of human ethics to kidnap morality, then I will let you know what human feelings are more important than the law of the country.

After listening to Li Zhongfa's words, Director Yang couldn't help but glance at him and said to himself, you, an old comrade, really didn't give away the instant noodles for free, and you even pulled me out to help me.

However, Director Yang still said slowly and seriously: "Indeed, agricultural production is very important, and ensuring agricultural production is a basic national policy that we cannot ignore."

Yang Yumin, who had been listening to his wife with his head sullenly, raised his head and looked at his director in surprise. Director Yang happened to be looking at him too.

Director Yang smiled slightly at Yang Yumin, which immediately made Yang Yumin After tugging at my heart all night, I lost most of it.

What kind of happiness is it to have a leader who is willing to endorse his subordinates?

And Yang Yumin turned to look at Li Zhongfa again, his moist eyes couldn't help but shed tears.

This is not a matter of having a daughter-in-law who fully supports him, this is a matter of his family helping him solve his troubles!

Although Li Ye had a bad relationship with Yang Yumin for a while because Yang Yumin married his sister, when things really happened, even his grandfather would take action.

So what happened today is basically in the past, and no matter how much you read it, you won’t be able to find out much.

But the sister-in-law of Lao Jia's family was still angry and said: "What about Yang Huaihua? Why did she give up agricultural production? Isn't she trying to discredit my younger brother Yumin?"

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Everyone couldn't help but shake their heads, and they kept fighting, but in the end they couldn't get on the stage.

But at this time, everyone heard Yang Yujiao say weakly: "Our family is a glorious family, and the land at home has always been cultivated by the help of the brigade." He has a bad temper, but he can strike hard at critical moments.

A martyr's family has its own special treatment. Yang Huaihua's man died, and the only male in the family went to school. If the brigade does not help with farming, then where is the consciousness of the brigade leader? Already?

On this matter, there is nothing wrong with going to the big world. Why don't you try it as a martyr?

Seeing that his wife was being criticized, the boss of the Jia family immediately said with a dark face: "You little girl, how can you speak here? Stay alone."

Yang Yumin, who had endured it for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore and immediately attacked her: "Why doesn't she have a share? We have been in the same household registration book for more than ten years.

We have been dependent on each other since we were young. In order to save money for me to go to school, she dropped out of junior high school for a year and delayed high school for another year. Who said that my affairs have nothing to do with her? "< br>
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“It’s not easy for this family! I feel sad when I hear it.”

“Isn’t it? When this family first came here, his The little sister goes out to collect firewood every day, but her hands are frozen and her mouth is not resting. She looks like someone who is used to hardship."

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Listening to the pointing fingers of the people around him, Lao Jia couldn't control his emotions.

He pointed at Yang Yumin angrily and said: "Do you have anything to do with her? It has nothing to do with me. You and she don't have the same surname. You have the same surname as mine."

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The pointing voices disappeared, and everyone felt that there was a sequel to this gossip movie!

Li Zhongfa was also surprised and said: "What do you mean?"

As a grandfather, it was not convenient for Li Zhongfa to say some words, so he said half of the words and then looked at Li Ye.

[My dear grandson, it’s your turn to play the role of a stupid young man. 】

Li Ye immediately exclaimed and lost his voice: "What, you want to have the same surname as Yang Yumin? Are you going to change Jia's surname to Yang? Can this be changed casually?"

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Lao Jia looked at Li Ye and his teeth itched with hatred.

【Are you a pig brain? Should I change my surname to Jia and Yang at such an old age? Do you still want the face of your ancestors? 】

The boss of the Jia family had no choice but to jump out and explain: "We asked, this surname can be changed, but we don't want to change the surname Yang, we want Yumin to change the surname Yang to Jia,

As the saying goes, when a leaf falls and returns to its roots, it recognizes its ancestors. Those who do not recognize their ancestors are unfilial, and those who are unfilial have bad moral character."

Good guy, everyone is straight. Hooray guys.

In front of so many people, the Jia family revealed all their cards.

This is not just for the eight yuan a month. This is a good plan to steal the donkey and steal the child together!

But as soon as the boss of the Jia family finished speaking, Li Ye let out a contemptuous "bang".

"I'm young, so don't deceive me. I have studied the tradition of flower planting. Our ancestors have long had the concept of adoption.

Yang Yumin has followed the Yang family since he was a child. That’s the child of the Yang family, who wants to continue the Yang family’s legacy, and the household registration book is proof of that!”

"Yang Yumin's surname was Yang when he was registered since he was a child. He also had the surname Yang when he went to school later. In the files of his current workplace, he also has the surname Yang.

You can give him more than ten years of history with such talk. Have you changed everything? Do you think it’s because you’re so talkative? Or is it because the government’s rules are worthless?” I'll leave it up to you, right?

Then you have to tell my sister how much alimony you have given to the Yang family in the past ten years. Otherwise, Yang Yumin's salary will not be yours. Come and take care of it.”

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Li Ye put his hands in his pockets and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle. He rolled his eyes and chattered for a long time. That tone and accent made people feel like they deserved a beating.

Well, Li Ye also feels that he "acted" very well. He has already achieved the success of a certain professional mage.

What kind of masked monster will appear in Huo Renqiang's movie in the future? For such a role, Li Ye decided to give it a try. He recruited a number of big names to assist him, and played ten of them, and he had a great time playing him.

Lao Jia was dumbfounded, really dumbfounded.

He never expected that in such an occasion, the word "money" would still have to be discussed.

If he had given Yang Huaihua a steel coin in the past ten or twenty years, he could talk about it today,

But the problem is, he didn't give the money!

Li Zhongfa glanced at the situation in the yard and felt that the fire was almost done and it would burn if he pushed it any harder.

So he said to the matchmaker Li, "Why don't we sit down first! Let's go!" With so many guests staring here, it means we are not treating our guests well, right?"

Director Li immediately said: "Today you are the boss, if you want to sit down, we will sit down right away."
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Director Li immediately communicated with several groups around him, and even Lao Jia's family was not left out.

Lao Jia also agreed, because he saw that Yang Yumin was anxious, and the looks of the guests around him were so embarrassing, so he thought of finding a step to take a break first to gather enough strength. Fight again.

But what he didn't expect was that Li Ye was not prepared to spare them in just one round.

【Do you think this is the end? Hehehe, then you are too underestimated as a person who has been making headlines for many years. 】

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Li Ye was thinking about how to deal with the family named Jia here, but he didn't expect that Li Zhongfa had the same idea.

The Yang family's wedding banquet had just begun when Li Zhongfa called Li Yue over.

"I finally understand. Those people named Jia are dog-skin plasters. They will definitely try their best to stay in the capital, so this matter has to fall on you, Xiaoyue. You have to find a way. Run them away."

Li Yue was stunned, and then said angrily: "Grandpa, how can they be so shameless? What? And I...I just walked in. You just told me in front of so many people not to lose my temper and to treat them well. Why do you let me be a bad person again?"

"You You silly girl, you don’t understand? Those words are meant for outsiders, and it’s up to you to be the evil one.”

Li Zhongfa lowered his voice and gave Li Yue face-to-face instructions: "Yu Min has just started working. This is the most critical period. You must pay attention to the impact. You have to persuade him to hold it in if he feels aggrieved.

But you don't Likewise, what daughter-in-law has never quarreled with her parents-in-law? It is normal for a daughter-in-law to quarrel with her parents-in-law. Even if it involves the workplace, it is not a big problem. And grandpa has laid the foundation for you today, so what are you afraid of? "

Li Yue, who had a straightforward temperament, was a little embarrassed. He just pouted and said: "But Grandpa, I don't know how to bully people. How about I start a fight with them! Let's have a fight." They all drove out."

"Tsk~"

Director Li clicked his tongue and said with disdain: "If you use force, you will be inferior. Forget it, I will let you go. Your grandma will stay in the capital for a few days and let her teach you well.”

Li Yue's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "My grandma can still do this?"

"Joke," Li Zhongfa said: "How do you think I have been through all the ups and downs in these years? Your grandma But he’s an expert at singing with both red and white faces.”

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At this time, Li Ye also quietly came over and said with an evil smile: "Sister, you don't have to be too embarrassed. You learn from grandma first, and I will help you think of a way. When the time comes, make sure to let them hide their faces and leave.”

(End of this chapter)