Chapter 117: Surviving a catastrophe will inevitably lead to a trap
Jadeka is now ready to die...
"She just said 'Wow'." "Ji Xiaoge glanced over coldly with a pretty face.
A girl with animal ears next to her nodded her head stupidly: "Yes, wow!"
Mo Tan gave a dry laugh, rubbing Yaya's hair and saying to Ji Xiaoge shrugged and said: "This girl's language function is a bit impaired. That's how she speaks. She should mean the same as the two of us."
"Really?" Ji Xiaoge pursed her lips and stared carefully at Yaya, who was squatting next to Mo Tan with a happy face, and asked doubtfully: "Then what is going on?"
Jia Deka sighed, pointed to the collar tied around Yaya's neck and said helplessly: "Although this girl is well-behaved and obedient most of the time, if she is stimulated, she will go crazy uncontrollably. We have been together a lot. Because this caused trouble, she finally suggested that I tie her up..."
"Woof!" Yaya called out in an innocent and charming voice, and then suddenly started rolling around on the ground. : "I'm hungry! I'm hungry!"
Will this cute girl go crazy intermittently?
Ji Xiaoge looked at Yaya speechlessly, feeling that he couldn't understand it at all!
"Then why does this girl keep crying about being hungry?" Although he was not completely unbelievable, Ji Xiaoge still asked Jadeka suspiciously: "Isn't it because you don't give her food?"
Old man At that time, she wilted, and spread her hands with a sad face: "I'm hungry too. I brought her here just to get something to eat, but you just started fighting..."
Ji Xiaoge thought about it. For a moment, it seems that this is really the case!
The old man seemed to have started ordering as soon as he entered the door, and then he started to scold others for being shameless, but...
"Anyone would think too much about your previous state!" Ji Xiaoge shouted with a reddish face: "No normal person would lead a little girl around the world!"
Mo Tan had to nod in agreement this time. Ji Xiaoge was right. The combination of Jadeka and Yaya, an old man and a dog, was indeed too easy for others to misunderstand in their current state.
"Anyway, I don't completely believe you yet." Ji Xiaoge wrinkled his nose at Jadeka, then half-crouched in front of Yaya and asked softly: "Are you hungry?"
The latter's eyes immediately widened: "I'm hungry!"
"Hey, I made this myself for you to eat." Ji Xiaoge reached out and touched his teeth. Er, then took out a plate of warm ribs from his luggage and said with a smile: "After you are full, tell me what's going on. If that old man lies to you, I will take you away~"
Originally, because she was not familiar with Ji Xiaoge, the dog girl who had already started to show her teeth when her ears were touched was instantly captured by the plate of ribs in front of her. This kind of food stored in the luggage of the player will not As time passes, the texture, taste, and effects will remain the same as when they were freshly cooked.
Yes, it's exactly the same as when it came out of the pot...
It's golden in color and fragrant. It looks and smells great.
【The simulation level of this game is a bit foul. 】
Mo Tan couldn't help but think that this kind of mental simulation equipment is not without flaws. At least as far as he knows, the most high-end folk technology can only accurately simulate about 80% of touch. , and the degree of simulation of smell and taste is not even 50%. Only vision and hearing can be completely unaffected.
But now it seems...
"Ouch!" Ya Ya shouted excitedly, interrupting Mo Tan's thoughts. The girl who had been hungry for a long time stared straight at the plate of delicious and delicious ribs in front of her: "Can it really be eaten?"
< br>The answer is of course yes.
"Eat, eat!" Ji Xiaoge thrust the plate into Yaya's hand: "You're welcome."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yaya was already wailing. He picked up the top piece of ribs and swallowed it without chewing it very much, and then...
The dog girl froze.
He froze completely, as if he had been struck by a petrification spell with all his strength by some great mage.
"Yaya?" Jadeka couldn't help but call her, thinking how delicious it must be...
"How does it taste?" Ji Xiaoge was also a little nervous. Staring at the girl in front of her, she kept asking: "How is it?"
Their voices seemed to be blocked by something. Yaya could realize that someone seemed to be talking next to her, but she didn't know why. It's completely incomprehensible, or it could be that her consciousness is no longer in this body...
No, her consciousness is still here, and the indescribable taste is still spreading in her mouth, spreading crazily. !
I can no longer receive information from the outside world! Because there is too much information in the mouth and stomach!
If Mo Tan is lucky enough to have a taste, he can definitely conclude afterwards that it is definitely not a flavor that can exist in the periodic table of elements!
Of course, for Yaya, the only feeling she feels at this moment is...uncomfortable!
As for how uncomfortable it is, it’s hard to say...
Anyway, her eyes that have lost their highlights have begun to flash back to the past!
I want to vomit but I can’t open my mouth...
I want to faint but my consciousness is still clear...
I want to call for help but I can’t make a sound...
[Ouch, grandpa, Is Wang going to die? 】
The girl's consciousness gradually began to blur, and a ghost of Mo, who looked worried, appeared in front of her eyes...
That kind-hearted sister probably wanted to kill herself...
No, it's not her fault!
It’s the world’s fault!
Ya Ya’s eyes turned gray and gradually turned blood red.
"It's difficult..." She opened her mouth with difficulty, her expression a little distorted.
"Do you feel uncomfortable?" Mo Tan shook her shoulders uneasily and asked uneasily: "Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
Jadeka also quickly came over, stretched out his hand and waved in front of Yaya: "Are you okay?"
Ji Xiaoge quickly picked up a piece of ribs and put it into his mouth, chewed it twice and then shook his head and said, "It should be okay."
"It's difficult..." Yaya pulled down the corner of his mouth, and then revealed a strange smile. He stretched out his trembling hands and grabbed Mo Tan and Jadeka at the same time, and then laughed twice. , suddenly let out a hysterical roar: "It tastes so bad!!!!"
Boom! Boom boom boom! !
"Ya Ya, calm down for a moment... ah!"
"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, Ya Ya, let go first, I will find you something... ah!"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"To be able to have something so unpalatable! It’s better to destroy this world! Go to hell, go to hell! I should be dead anyway! You should die with me too! Everyone Let’s all die neatly!” Crack! Bang! Bang!
"Hey! Are you two okay? How is she... oops!"
Boom!
"Who is that, run away!" Mo Tan, whose arm was grabbed by Yaya and turned into a human warhammer, shouted at Ji Xiaoge, and then looked at Jadeka on the other side, who was fluttering in the wind. Loudly said: "We have to find a way to stop her!"
Jadeka, who had just been swung down and destroyed half of the wall, crossed his arms and said seriously: "Use my staff."
< "Is that that one?" Ji Xiaoge, who was flapping his wings in mid-air, pointed to a certain piece of rubble, where there was a long stick emitting black smoke.
"Yes, hey~~~~~~"
As soon as Jadeka said a word, Yaya pulled the iron chain wrapped around his hand and swung it around like a shooting star. It spun rapidly in mid-air like a hammer.
"Hold on, I'll get it for you!" Ji Xiaoge has completely believed what Jadeka said before. It's hard to believe it or not. You must know that the cute girl named Yaya is now Using her two friends as weapons to wreak havoc!
Since it is your fault, you have to work hard to make up for it!
Somewhat clumsily dodged several blows from Yaya that followed unconsciously (the tools were Mo Tan and Jadeka). Ji Xiaoge's wings fluttered slightly, and his whole body was almost close to the ground. Fly out and head straight for the unattractive-looking staff.
...
Half an hour later
Delibati looked at the small ruins of the former 'Mistletoe' tavern in front of him, and almost died on the spot...
"Here What on earth happened!?" He walked into the rubble in despair, looking around for something that was still intact and murmured: "What on earth happened..."
< br>At this moment, a bald man suddenly emerged from half a cabinet not far away. He turned around and grinned at Deli: "It seems that the girl who came to you to apply for a job fought with an old mage for a long time, and then something happened. An unknown thing fell from the sky and destroyed half of our store. A half-dragon emerged from it. After a while, the half-orc girl who seemed to have canine blood went crazy again and smashed almost all of our store. Everything that can be smashed, finally... Hey, can you still hold on?"
Deli laughed dryly and said tremblingly to the big-headed and thick-necked cook in front of him: "You can hold on."
"In the end, for some unknown reason, the old man's staff suddenly knocked down all those people. ." Mistletoe Tavern cook Ahmed Bratt Johnson, or Aqiang for short, summed up his boss.
“What?” Deli’s eyes widened: “A tougher one came out of the staff?!”
“No.” Aqiang shook his head and raised his hand to point not far away Department: "If I read correctly, the staff should have exploded, and then there was silence all of a sudden."
Derry swallowed, and then cautiously walked over to take a look...
A half-dragon man, an old human man, and a dog girl were lying crookedly on the ground, and not far away there was a familiar-looking girl with ankle-length hair and a pair of white wings behind her back. Lying there, there were feathers scattered around.
"What's going on, boss?" Aqiang walked staggeringly to Delhi, turned to him and asked: "How do you want to deal with it?"
The chef was wearing a full-length polo shirt. He was wearing oil-stained coarse cloth trousers, and his muscular upper body was only covered with an apron. He had a calm look on his face, without any intention of caring at all.
However, Deli has long been accustomed to the bald man next to him. Therefore, he did not show any dissatisfaction. He just gritted his teeth and replied: "You wake them up first, and then I will immediately cry next to you. These days If someone is easy to talk to, let them pay..."
"What if someone is not easy to talk to?" A Qiang asked curiously.
Deli's eyes widened: "Then I'll kneel down and kowtow to those people and tell them to leave quickly!"
Aqiang: "..."
Five minutes later
Mo Tan opened his eyes drowsily, but found that he didn’t know When he was moved to a relatively flat place, Jadeka was sitting next to him, and Ji Xiaoge, who had not yet woken up, was also there. As for Yaya...
"Ugh!" The little girl was half-kneeling behind her. Vomiting a rainbow on the ground...
[Phew, great, no casualties! 】
Mo Tan, who still had more than 20% of his blood volume, breathed a long sigh of relief thankfully. He felt that this game was really exciting. But before he could finish sighing, a big face full of flesh was extremely... Appeared suddenly.
"Are you awake?"
"Hey! Uh, um..."
The above was Mo Tan's reaction.
Aqiang grinned, showing a row of big yellow teeth (the first time I accidentally slapped them into a 'big yellow duck'): "Just wake up, please wait a moment, my boss wants to chat with you later."< br>
"Huh?" Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, and then immediately had an extremely ominous premonition, and asked in a low voice: "Who is your boss?"
Aqiang immediately replied: "Derry Babin is the owner of this... um, Mistletoe Tavern."
The ominous premonition came true!
【This place really does have an owner...】
Although he had been mentally prepared when it was smashed down, Mo Tan's mood at this moment was still very complicated. Of course, he (at this moment) was a person with upright views after all, so he pressed down immediately. He gave up the idea of running away with Jadeka and Yaya, and nodded to Aqiang with a wry smile: "Where's the boss?"
"I'm crying later." Aqiang shrugged, spread his hands and said: " It’s probably getting better soon, I’ll go take a look.”
After that, he turned around and left.
Mo Tan sighed with the charm of Cordoba and patted Jadeka on the shoulder: "Let's talk about old times later. You go take care of Yaya, and I'll take a look at the girl's condition. How's it going?"
"Okay." Jadeka nodded, and then whispered to Mo Tan: "Should we run away?"
It can be seen that things like three views have little to do with age...
"It's better not to do it." Mo Tan immediately shook his head: "The trouble is mainly caused by me. If someone else If you really want to pursue it, just say it was me who smashed it."
He didn't forcefully take the blame. After all, according to Mo Tan Jiang...'s first observation after the fall, they were in the place they were in at that time. It is true that half of the building was destroyed by the "Absolute Safety Express", so there is nothing wrong with his explanation that the main responsibility lies with him.
"Ya Ya and I are also responsible." Jadeka laughed sarcastically, stood up with support on his waist: "I'll go check on that girl first."
And Mo Tan immediately came to Ji Xiaoge, who was still in a coma, and took out a bottle of potion from his bag to feed her.
Although I still don’t know what profession the other party has in the game, the girl was caught in the explosion at a very close place just now, and it seemed that she was the most seriously injured among the four, so Mo Tan decided to save her first. Let’s talk about blood.
Then, the moment he helped Ji Xiaoge up...
[Is she...so beautiful? 】
Chapter 114: The End
(End of this chapter)