Chapter 166 Tea Eggs and Paper Man’s Wife
[Use Broken Tea Eggs on People]
Producer: Yege
Consumables
Use : Eating after removing the shell will restore 3% of the maximum health; throw it directly, causing a small range of physical damage in the impact area, and there is a certain chance of adding a bleeding effect.
Characteristics: Splash, diffusion, damage to humanoid creatures increased by +10%
[Remarks: Simple to make, easy to carry, refreshing, high quality and cheap, the eggshell is slightly cracked, fragrant, strong and sharp; egg white It is brown in color, warm and delicious, and has the function of cushioning and shock-absorbing. Egg yolk is rich in nutrients, dense, easy to digest, and has strong exothermic properties. Taken alone, it can be used to break gold, crack rocks, build dams, dredge rivers, and level the land, which is a great benefit. ! 】
It can be said to be a great kindness...
Mo Tan swallowed, he felt a little choked.
Ji Xiaoge smiled like a flower: "This pot of tea eggs was an unexpected success. Teacher Lu Wei praised me for my great progress. As long as I am careful when peeling the shells, I can eat them directly! The taste is very good Like! ”
"Then what if I wasn't careful when peeling the shells?" Mo Tan stared blankly at the bucket of fragrant tea eggs in front of him, raised his hand and wiped the sweat: "What would happen?"
The girl poked the corner of her mouth in embarrassment and rubbed her toes on the ground. After a few seconds, he replied in a very low voice: "It will explode..."
Mo Tan: "..."
He felt that he should not explain or comment on the barrel. What are the expectations for something that is infinitely close to arms?
"Hey, I will slowly improve in the future." Ji Xiaoge laughed twice, then stretched out his little hand and carefully took out a tea egg from the bucket... uh, took out a tea egg, Then he peeled the shell more carefully for two minutes, and held it up to Mo Tan's eyes like a treasure, with hope shining in his eyes: "Want to try it?"
At this moment, Mo Tan seemed to have been transported back in time by Hamlet, and his mind was filled with lines of "To survive or not to survive, this is a question worth considering" in bold block letters filling the screen.
"Well, I think there shouldn't be any problem." Ji Xiaoge naturally saw that Mo Tan was hesitant and knew why the other party was hesitant. She shook her wings in embarrassment and whispered. : "I tried it myself before, not a drop of blood was lost, and it tastes good..."
After all, Mo Tan still didn't have the heart to refuse the person in front of him who was passionate about synthetic arms... I mean cooking. Girl, he took a deep breath, turned back and pulled down the corner of his mouth, grinning a smile that didn't look very like a martyr: "I will eat."
"Really?!" Ji Xiao Ge was overjoyed.
“Well, I believe you.” Mo Tan nodded solemnly, then reached out and took the tea-scented egg from the girl’s tender palm, and said with a smile: “Then I’ll eat it. .”
"Eat, eat!"
"I really want to eat..."
"Eat!"
"I'm going to start..."
“Yeah!”
"It looks delicious..."
"Hey~"
"It smells good too!"
"Thank you!"
"Look at it, it's still warm, and it's so round..."
"Yes, yes, let's do it while it's hot!"
"Okay." In the end, Mo Tan still couldn't give himself too many seconds. He could only see his heart twitching, his eyes closing, and his mouth opening. , ate most of the tea egg in one gulp, and then took out a bottle of antidote (given by Lu Wei) from his bag at lightning speed, ready to pour it into his mouth at any time!
He did not think that he would die. After all, although Ji Xiaoge’s talent called [Self-Produced and Self-Sold] could offset most (99.99%) of the negative effects of his own cooking, After all, that is not complete immunity. If this bucket of [Fragmented Tea Eggs for Humans] can really cause damage, Ji Xiaoge will be forced to deduct 1 blood point anyway. Complete immunity is impossible.
So it can be seen that 'you can eat it after removing the shell' should be true. Of course, if there are other side effects, it will be difficult for Ji Xiaoge himself to feel them, so Mo Tan still keeps quiet for the sake of safety. I took out a bottle of antidote for emergencies.
Mo Tan has not felt this kind of nervousness for a long time. You must know that due to various coincidences, Mo Tan has never had a bite of Ji Xiaoge's food until now, so after witnessing Judd Under the premise that Ka and Yaya are in various miserable situations, this first experience is particularly disturbing.
One second passed...
Two seconds passed...
Three seconds passed...
Finally, Mo Tan was inexplicably nervous when Ji Xiaoge He slowly raised his head under the gaze, and while putting the antidote in his bag, he raised his head to the girl. He raised his thumbs and praised: "It tastes good!"
"Yeah!" The latter jumped three meters high as if he had gained the whole world, danced and cheered loudly: "Finally someone praised me for what I did. The food is delicious! You didn’t lie to me?”
Mo Tan immediately stuffed the remaining half of the tea egg into his mouth to prove his statement, and then smiled vaguely at the girl: "Li County Cong Deng Sang Jing Lai!"
The Winged Girl Blinking in confusion: "?"
"Ahem, I mean..." Mo Tan hammered his chest, swallowed the food in his mouth and said with a dry smile: "You start with the lamp Come up and down.”
Ji Xiaoge: “Oh.”
She really jumped three meters high just now, and she is still hanging on the chandelier.
"You really didn't lie to me?" The girl fluttered her wings and floated down from the chandelier, shaking Mo Tan's arm vigorously: "The tea eggs I cooked are really, really delicious?!"
< br>Mo Tan shrugged and said honestly: "It tastes really good. Although I can't say it's particularly delicious, it's definitely not unpalatable. I think it would be more delicious if the eggshells were broken into smaller pieces. , now this one is a bit bland.”
His suggestion is quite pertinent. After all, tea eggs can definitely be regarded as low-cost dishes, so Mo Tan still has some experience in this~
However, when Ji Xiaoge heard this, he spread his hands helplessly: "I also think it's a bit weak, but the eggshell really can't be broken any more."
"Really?" Mo Tan He scratched his head and asked curiously: "Why?"
"Because it will explode."
"Oh."
After a not-so-long silence...
"Actually, it's not bad to be lighter." Mo Tanbian He stuffed the 'sponge' he had taken out before back into the egg bucket (...) and smiled at the girl in front of him who looked a little depressed: "All in all, it's good, so don't worry too much."
Yes. , this is definitely very good. You must know that Mo Tan has seen Ji Xiaoge carrying a bunch of weird materials that have no connection at all to make curry chicken for her sister. Mo Tan has always been a little bit confused. I am worried that the girl named Ji Xiaodao will be forcibly sent to the hospital for a long stay, if she does not have enough poison resistance...
"Well, what you said makes sense!" Ji Xiaoge did not feel depressed for too long. He just stayed silent for a short while and then energetically raised his head and showed a hearty and bright smile: "And I can do it in reality. Let’s eat it, dad will be happy!”
Mo Tan thought about it and felt that this was quite reliable, and eggs would not explode in reality.
"But where can I buy something similar to nitrifying ointment?" Ji Xiaoge suddenly raised his chin and muttered: "This is the only material in the list given by Teacher Lu Wei, and it is difficult to find a substitute. It's so delicious..."
[What is digesting? ! 】
Mo Tan was a little confused: "What did you say?"
"Haha, it's nothing~" Ji Xiaoge waved his hand and said with a smile: "I will find a way on my own. Well, now that the harmlessness has been confirmed, I have to complete the task that the teacher gave me before. Please help me. ?"
Mo Tan nodded: "Take me to play some more arenas." Ji Xiaoge flapped his wings happily and shook his hand (Mo Tan was surprised). Bullet barrel (…): "Teacher Lu Wei hopes that I can try the additional effects of tea eggs in actual combat~"
[I think in his eyes, 'edible' is the additional effect...]
Mo Tan complained in his heart, and then walked to the door first: "No problem, I originally planned to continue today. Let's go find Jadeka and Yaya."
"Yes." Ji Xiaoge smiled sweetly, her ankle-length hair swaying slightly behind her back, and she floated behind Mo Tan: "Sorry to trouble you."
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As a result, they unexpectedly did not find Jadeka and Yaya. The two seemed not to stay in their rooms.
Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge also took a look at the vegetable arena, but they didn't see them either.
“Wait a minute, let me ask if Lujiang is there.” Mo Tan comforted the somewhat disappointed Ji Xiaoge: “Maybe Jadeka and Yaya are with him, even if they are not together we You can also ask Lujiang to play a three-person battle together. If that doesn’t work, I can play 2V2 with you.”
Ji Xiaoge said oh, then glanced at the barrel in his hand with a frown, and muttered in a low voice: "I still want Yaya to have a taste, alas..."
Mo Tan: "..."
One minute later
'Brother Mo, I am online. Mr. Jadeka and Yaya are also with me, but it is not convenient for me to go there now. Teacher Fimiguer is a little anxious and wants to Why don't you and Sister Yege come to us first? ’
Lujiang replied very quickly, and also said that the old man and the dog combination were also beside him, but he seemed to be unable to get away for a while.
"So should we go and have a look?" Mo Tan asked Ji Xiaoge after conveying the news about Lujiang to her: "The three of them seem to be with Fei Miguel."
The girl nodded: "Okay, I'm not in a hurry. Teacher Lu Wei said that he can just hand over the actual combat data to him within a few days!"
"Okay, let's go over and take a look first." Mo. Tan nodded, and then sent Lujiang a message asking for their location and how to get there.
The latter quickly replied: 'Fimiguel asked you to find the staff of the arena and ask them to open a teleportation array to Xiaolong Peak on the fifth outer mountain. By the way, he and I Said that he contacted you remotely through the Druid secret method! ’
‘I know, we won’t let it slip. ’
Mo Tan replied while sighing at Lu Jiang's thoughtfulness, and then took Ji Xiaoge back to the arena hall to find the dwarf girl with some red and swollen eyes.
"Uh, are you okay?" Ji Xiaoge asked worriedly. She felt that this young lady seemed to have just cried.
The dwarf lady bit her handkerchief and choked back with sobs: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Mr. Cordoba...he left again, and he didn't even say hello to me, wu Woohoo!”
To be honest, Mo Tan was not surprised at all.
On the other hand, Ji Xiaoge kindly advised: "It's okay, don't be sad, little sister, Cordoba even praised you to us before."
"Ah?" The young lady was shocked.
“Huh?” Mo Tan was also shocked.
Ji Xiaoge nodded solemnly: "He also said that your face is very beautiful, and you bump into each other every time I see you!"
The dwarf lady was stunned for a while, and then It whipped away with a squeaking sound.
Mo Tan looked at the girl next to him with a distorted face: "Cordoba really said that!?"
"Ang, I remember." Ji Xiaoge said with a smile while pinching the dwarf girl: "The original words seem to be, 'You haven't seen how heroic that beard is. Every time I see it, I suspect that I am going to have a heart attack. Damn it'←"
Mo Tan said, "I think your misinterpretation is a bit too much!"
"Hey, not all boys like paper people. Wife." Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and said with a smile: "This young lady should be considered a two-dimensional person, right?"
Mo Tan was stunned for a long time, until that person When the young lady woke up leisurely, he didn't even know whether Ji Xiaoge did it on purpose.
"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy." The dwarf lady stood up with difficulty with the help of Ji Xiaoge. She also stood there for a long time, and then suddenly came back to her senses and asked: "By the way, what are you here for?"
Mo Tan quickly said before Ji Xiaoge, who was hesitant to speak, "We want you to help teleport to the fifth outer mountain Xiaolong Peak, that's it."
"Oh, no problem." Miss Sister Mo She coughed up a nosebleed, then waved her stubby With his little arm, he summoned a slightly twisted door of light out of thin air: "The formalities are waived for you, go ahead."
Mo Tan quickly thanked him, and then without saying a word, he grabbed Ji Xiaoge and rushed over. In that teleportation door, the sky was spinning and the earth was spinning.
I don’t know if it was an illusion, but during the process, he seemed to see a life-size figure of Cordoba flashing past his eyes.
He also seemed to hear the figure roaring loudly: "MMP...MP...P..."
...
A few seconds later
The fifth outer mountain of Tianzhu Mountain, Xiaolong Peak
With a violent distortion, Mo Tan's figure suddenly appeared in the air He was hit, and then fell into a thick layer of snow with a crash. Before he could struggle to get up, he was knocked down again by Ji Xiaoge who also fell from the sky.
"Ah, sorry, sorry." The girl quickly flapped her wings and floated up. She reached out and gave Mo Tan a hand: "My wings seemed to have cramped just now."
The latter shook his head indifferently: "It's okay, you are quite light, I didn't even lose any blood."
"Hey, if it was heavy enough to knock you out of blood, I wouldn't be alive!" Ji Xiaoge stuck out her tongue playfully, then looked around at the white snowfield: "This is Xiaolong Peak? Where are they?"
"I don't know." Mo Tan patted his head twice. Jiuxue then opened the friends bar with a particularly serious look and sent a message to Cordoba.
'I'm sorry that I missed my appointment today, and for some reasons, I want to ask you a question...'
'It's okay, I can communicate with you at any time. What's the problem? ’ Cordoba was obviously online and responded quickly.
‘Do you like two-dimensional girls? ’
Mo Tan entered the message seriously and sent it.
Five seconds later, Cordoba's reply came.
‘Like it! I love it so much, I love Paper Man Wife! ’
‘Oh...’
Chapter 163: End
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