Chapter 278 Yaya’s Weapon
[There must be something wrong! 】
The above content is the only reaction that the three people who can clearly see the [Seventh Generation Agricultural Engineering Mecha - Semi-finished Product] can make. Ji Xiaoge and Lu Jiang, whose existence itself is a paradox, feel the same way if any combination of ingredients creates a dangerous factor of nine stars.
There must be something wrong!
Look at the six words "agricultural engineering mecha", look at the string of soil loosening, drilling, mining, logging, and cultivation that are full of the simple style of the working people, and then look at the heroic and glorious "Service is over", to be honest, if you don't read the notes, this thing can even move a Miyoshi primary school student with a low tear point to cry!
But...
But! ! !
What the hell is using a detonator to bomb all the units in front of you? What's the point of using a drill to cause continuous penetrating damage to a designated unit? What's the point of using high-explosive shells to cover all units in a designated area? What does it mean to use a chain saw to cut the flesh of a designated target? And the one who is full of goblinistic care and seems to be planning to drag everyone around him to death after his service is over. His stage name is To Die Together! They must be dead together, right? !
At this moment, the three players were choked by the countless grooves stuck in their throats at the same time, so much so that they even lost their language function in a short period of time.
To be honest, the killing machine that Lu Wei showed to everyone... I mean, the agricultural mecha is indeed very domineering. Its appearance is completely different from that of traditional engineering mechas. Its height is about About five meters tall, it seems to be made of some kind of black metal that emits a strange red light. The head is a semi-circular metal shell with a red light group whose definition is roughly the same as a 'pupil'. The limbs are thick and powerful, and a pair of 'feet' with bumpers on the outside and pulleys on the inside are very wide. Two rows of unknown blue alloy tubes extend from behind the parts that should be the calves. Visual inspection should be used for instant acceleration or rockets. It is used for flying kicks, and the most chilling thing is that the two 'hands' of this thing are actually installed separately where the palms should be...
A silver-white drill bit that was at least half a meter long by visual inspection!
The diameter of one side is also half a meter long. Just looking at it, you can tell that half a kilogram of meat will be lost if it touches it!
By the way, on the broad and heavy shoulders of this agricultural engineering mecha, there are also two long boxes that look very similar to bullet chains. The pile of stuff inside is exactly what the item description says. Lina is specially explained as a 'goblin detonator with extremely small yield'. If Motan is unlucky when using [Luwei's teleportation beacon], he will often come into close contact with those little things. If he memorizes it, he can teleport it in one go. It took most of his life. There is no exaggeration here. 60% of his health is indeed equivalent to half of his life.
As for the 'high-explosive bomb' that was also mentioned in the item description, Mo Tan didn't see it directly, but no matter how he thought about it, he felt that the armor plate on the chest of this mecha was a bit suspicious. It feels like it might bounce to both sides at any time and shoot something out from inside...
In short, except for the harmless name and skill name, this thing, no matter how big or small, is , color matching, temperament, description and appearance, all of them are an undisputed war machine!
"Zha...Zhazha Zhagu!?"
Lujiang sat down on the ground, exclaiming with excitement and horror: "It's Zhagu! This must be Zhagu!"
"It doesn't look like Zaku, does it?" Mo Tan shook his head, and then whispered something fair: "It looks much stronger than Zaku..."
Ji Xiaoge also took a breath of cold air, and then murmured in a low voice: "If I can also make a fried rice robot..."
"Master Lu Wei! What is this agricultural engineering mecha doing? ? ”
Upon hearing this, Mo Tan immediately turned around and yelled at Lu Wei, forcibly interrupting someone's train of thought.
“Are you stupid, kid? Agricultural engineering mechas are of course used to do farm work.” Master Lu glanced at the former with disdain and hummed: “It’s those guys from Eleven Outer Mountain who asked me to do it. They are mainly responsible for the logistics work. What are you looking at? With so many mouths in Tianzhu Mountain, you have to eat.”
Jadeka, who had just come out of shock, laughed sarcastically. He was quite big. An old man and a primary school student He scratched the back of his head as if in shock: "I really didn't think of this before~"
"Food is very important!" Teeth bit his lip, inserted his waist and gave Judd a serious education. Stuck, then timid She timidly shook her ears: "Sister Wang Ge's food... isn't for dogs. Well, it's not for dogs!"
Ji Xiaoge stuck out her tongue in embarrassment: "I know if you can eat it. Used to..."
Mo Tan, who was standing next to her, thought for a while and felt that the last "woof" in Yaya's sentence just now should not just refer to herself, but an extremely broad concept. Of course, he didn't say it.
"But to be honest, those guys have a lot to do." Lu Wei patted the mecha's ankle hard and said angrily: "I finally made the prototype. In the end, they didn’t even buy it! Wasn’t it because they added an additional mining function? Wasn’t it because they were afraid that it would not be obvious enough so they made a dozen shortcut buttons for “End of Service”? Wasn’t it because the energy system was expanded to give the cockpit space? It’s squeezed, but the dwarfs and goblins can also get in and drive. I actually returned those bastards! And only one of the three prototypes was returned to me!”
Ji Xiaoge! Zhang Guangjie's delicate little face suddenly turned a little blue. She forced a smile and asked, "Which of the other two are more satisfactory to them?"
"No." Lu Wei snorted angrily, Spreading his hands, he said: "The service of the other two units has ended."
Ji Xiaoge was relieved at that time. He took Mo Tan and Ya Ya and took a step back. Then he asked Lu Wei in surprise: "Teacher How long is the service life of this thing you made?”
"Fifteen to twenty years." Lu Wei gently poked his wrench, causing the latter to immediately project the various parameters of the [Agricultural Engineering Mecha] in mid-air, and then smiled sarcastically. : "The accidents of those two mechas were all due to operational errors. Those guys didn't have any brains at all. I obviously told them to just press the red button when shutting down."
Yaya squatted on his own Next to his new weapon, he shook his tail unconsciously.
Lujiang asked in a low voice: "Then what did they press..."
"The row of dark red ones next to it."
"That's..." ”
"The 'service ends' button."
"The shutdown button is..."
"I told you it was red."
"'Service The end' is..."
"Crimson."
"..."
Lu Jiang suddenly felt very tired.
"Ahem, what about that? Let's continue talking about Yaya weapons." Mo Tan, who was also very tired, quickly pulled the topic back from a strange direction, and then asked Lu Wei curiously Said: "You just said you planned to dismantle something from it?"
Master Lu didn't waste any time and directly raised his hand and pointed at the big silver drill on the 'left hand' of the mecha: "That thing The weight parameters are similar to the previous gear, and the size is also suitable. I can use it with a little modification.”
It’s not stupid at all, but Yaya, who usually doesn’t like to use his brain, was confused before Mo Tan spoke. Jumped up excitedly: "I like it! It's so bright!"
Jadeka, who felt that his presence was slightly low, immediately translated simultaneously: "She likes it, it's very beautiful."
"Haha, puppy, you have pretty good taste~"
Lu Wei glanced at Yaya with a smile, and then knocked hard somewhere on the workbench, and a 3D line drawing of an [Agricultural Engineering Mecha] was projected on it... I mean the model, and then Master Lu stretched out his hand On the projection of the mecha, I pulled a few times on the connection between the left forearm and the drill bit, and then there was an explosion. The 'left hand' of the real mecha next to me, that is, the drill bit, immediately broke off and silently hit the machine below. The floor suddenly became a little blurry, and then it was fixed on it.
"Puppy, there is a protrusion on both sides of the intersection of the two cutting blades. Press it three times at the same time, and then take the one with nothing on it."
Lu Wei jumped down from the workbench, explained a few words to Yaya without looking back, and then strode towards the drill bit waving the wrench. Twenty minutes later...
A huge drill bit that can be held in Yaya’s hand is just released!
"Although it is difficult to make it spin without Fu energy, the power can still be guaranteed." Lu Wei clapped his hands and looked at the pain caused by trying to pick up two weapons at the same time. Yaya, whose face turned blue, said: "I also told you how to get the blade out of the slot. , now it’s no problem~”
Ya Ya gave up trying with a gasp, and then tilted his head curiously: “What’s wrong?”
“Master Lu Wei? It means that he has done everything you asked for.”
Mo Tan, who was standing next to him, picked up the one-handed hammer with some difficulty, then put it back on the ground, and explained with a smile: "You can use two [Altaïr Blades] in your current state. , and then... uh, is it appropriate to call it crazy? (Yaya: Listen to me!) Well, after going crazy, you can choose to use a scissor blade and a one-handed hammer or a single hand. You can dual-wield the hand drill or combine them together. If you use the amplifying dragon language magic in the mad state, you can dual-wield the one-handed hammer and the one-hand drill at the same time, or combine them. Together they become a very threatening long-handled weapon at both ends, right?"
The last sentence was asked to Lu Wei.
"Absolutely correct."
Master Lu nodded, and then added: "By the way, I just added to the final form (a long handle made of a hammer-edged drill) When you put them together as a puppy, when you attack with the hammer, the gears will slowly start to rotate at a speed of It depends on the impact force it endures. When it reaches a certain level, the drill bit on the other end will also start to rotate simultaneously. It should be very useful after mastering it. There are also some functions that are better than nothing that I won’t mention. Come back and experience it for yourself~"
"Thank you, Master Wang! Master Wang is great!"
Yaya nodded excitedly, ran around Lu Wei several times, then walked up to Lu Wei obediently and squatted down, stretching his little head forward: "Okay, let me touch your head~"
"Wait a minute, teacher! There is one more thing!"
Ji Xiaoge, who had been in a daze since just now, suddenly interrupted Lu Wei loudly, then flapped his wings and flew lightly behind Next to the reporter, he asked with a serious face: "How do you think Yaya should take this set of things?"
Lu Wei's face suddenly turned green: "..."
Mo Tan also widened his eyes: "..."
Lu Jiang slapped him on the forehead: "No, hey!"
Jadeka calmly said: "Carry it on my back ?”
Ya Ya looked confused: “Wow?”
“Sure enough.” Ji Xiaoge sighed helplessly and said with a dry smile: “Although you did this to Ya Ya. A set of equipment, but the issue of portability is completely ignored.”
Lu Wei: "..."
Ji Xiaoge squinted his eyes: "If Yaya can carry such a set of combined weapons with him, I won't have to come here to find you."
Lu Wei: "..."
Ji Xiaoge glanced at Mo Tan again, frowning slightly: "You didn't expect that just now, right?"
Mo Tan: "..."
Lu Jiang spread his hands: "So, what should we do now?"
"I have no idea." Lu Wei spread his hands in a very lonely manner, shook his head and said: "That girl definitely can't use the most convenient space rune. Even if other similar things could be installed, it would be useless because it was too troublesome to assemble. It took her from taking out the hammer and drill to assembling and then finishing... If Even ten times would not be enough to kill him during the battle."
Everyone: "..."
Five seconds later, Ji Xiaoge suddenly broke the suddenly quiet air while caressing him gently. He stroked his feathers and murmured: "I have thought of a way, but I don't know if it is feasible..."
"Huh?"
Lu Wei immediately turned to look at the former and said in surprise: "I don't even know what to do, little pigeon, you can actually do something?"
Mo Tan and Lu Jiang also looked at him in surprise, similarly It's the players, and they didn't think of anything anyway.
"Well, I remember watching an old animation with my sister many, many years ago... No, I heard a story told by an old bard." Ji Xiaoge Yanran He smiled, and then gently shook his index finger: "It seems that there are a lot of people carrying heavy clothes everywhere looking for fights every day. Maybe we can learn from this."
Lu Jiang looked confused. .
But Mo Tan burst out laughing. He thought he might have guessed it.
Lu Wei was also confused: "Huh?"
......
Three hours later
"It's done! Guess this is a magic horse, there will be prizes for guessing correctly ~"
Ji Xiaoge and Lu Wei walked out of the mini workshop inside the laboratory. The former was holding a large square metal box in his hand, with a rather curious-looking box on it. dog head pattern.
Although Lu Wei, who was walking next to her, participated in... or rather led the entire production process, he still kept an expression of 'This is okay'.
Mo Tan, who was chatting with Jadeka, turned around and gave Ji Xiaoge a thumbs up, looking at the big silver box with laughter.
"Yangzuo Sacred Cloth Box, right?"
"Hmm, then I owe you a little red flower!"
270 Chapter Five: End
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