Chapter 290 Analysis and ROUNDTHREE
Two minutes later
The exhausted Yi Dong teleported back to the preparation room, gave Mo Tan a hard look at Mo Tan who was humming a children's song, and sighed: "Why? You can feel so comfortable when you lose the game. I feel like I’m so tired that I’m about to lose my hair!”
“Don’t make trouble! , The few hairs you have now are not worth losing."
Mo Tan shook his head seriously, then stood up and walked to Yi Dong with a smile that had at least eight teeth: "It's really amazing. Ah, as expected, you still killed me in the end. It seems that you still have great potential, not bad, not bad, very good~"
"Liberate your third uncle's strength!"
Idong sat down on the chair with a face full of pain, and said with a wry smile: "I was almost forced to death by you when I had such a huge advantage. It's totally unacceptable. It's worth being proud of. If the conditions were the same, I would have been stunned."
"Huh, the conditions are the same?" Mo Tan sneered and looked at Yi as if he was looking at a retarded person. Dong: "Your premise is too ridiculous. Not to mention that 'the same conditions' in the strict sense are almost impossible to exist. You must know that this world is so interesting precisely because of all kinds of differences. It is relatively fair and It is absolutely unfair, the rich second generation who is mentally ill but has great wealth, and the good young man who is talented but impoverished. It is precisely because of these differences that life becomes less boring~"
Yidong's The corners of his mouth twitched and he smiled: "Can you please stop making such low-level innuendoes, and it's obviously you who is mentally ill, right? Also, do the words "good young man" have anything to do with you?"
"Yes." Mo Tanqi nodded matter-of-factly and spread his hands: "Do you still remember the time when you were almost deceived into going to Afghanistan to help the poor?"
Yi Dong immediately began to grind his teeth: "I will never forget this in my life."
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows, and then asked slowly: "Who rescued you in the end?"
Idong continued to grind his teeth: "You..."
"Then do you still remember the time when you had food poisoning and almost died on the spot?"
"Of course I remember! And more than once, if it weren't for you..."
"If I hadn't provided you with emergency treatment in time and called an ambulance as soon as possible, would you have been cold?"
"What the hell..."
"Yes. Yes, and that time you were raped by three wolf-like seniors When the senior senior sister was pulled into the KTV private room~"
"How dare you say that there is nothing behind that incident..."
"In the end, did I risk being regarded as a gay? Rescued you?”
"Nima..."
"Isn't it?"
"Although you are right, but..."
"That's it." Mo. Tan happily interrupted the second half of Idong's sentence and smiled. He clapped his hands: "If I hadn't been a good young man, wouldn't you have died a long time ago?"
Yidong's head was full of black lines: "Why didn't you say that all the incidents I encountered were directly or indirectly related to you? What about indirect relationships? ”
Of course, he knew that the reason why the above-mentioned incidents did not completely go out of control was all due to Mo Tan, but that was not the current personality of 'Mo Tan', and it happened to be a coincidence that the perpetrators of those cheating accidents were exactly the same as the current one. Mo Tan in state!
“So, no one is a sage, and no one can make mistakes~”
Mo Tan nodded calmly, shrugged and said, “Good young people may have some minor problems, occasionally. Can you swear? Can you tell a lie? Can you brag? You can also fight..."
"OK, I understand, please shut up!"
Yidong ended the topic with a face ashen as death, then tilted his neck and complained to Mo Tan: "By the way, what happened to you in the two scenes just now? The fighting styles are also so different, it feels like they are two completely different people.”
"Really?"
Mo Tan shook his head noncommittally and said while stuffing the huge heavy crossbow into his luggage: "I have always felt that the fighting styles and methods you mentioned are all nonsense. @# Nonsense, those things are actually just various It’s just that they have different habits and preferences. After all, some people like headshots while others prefer anal sex. Since the purpose is to kill the enemy, it is a waste of time to struggle with methods. Of course, some routines do have advantages from an objective perspective. , then naturally there will be many People follow suit, and over time it becomes what people call 'correct' and 'common sense'. For example, mages need to meditate actively, warriors need to exercise, and thieves need to be obscene. Although there is a certain truth, I have always been I don’t like things that remain the same~ "
"Since you pulled so many messy things."
Yidong rolled his eyes and asked angrily: "What do you like?"
< br>“Slim waist, long legs, D cup.”
"I'm not asking you this!"
"That's the answer just now~" Mo Tan laughed and shook his middle finger at Yi Dong: "I like everything to catch the other person off guard, get angry, and be in a hurry. Myocardial infarction, and the way I can please myself at the same time."
Yidong laughed dryly and continued to ask: "So you just played with me in two completely different ways just because of it. Is it because of my own interests? "
"Not entirely." Mo Tan, who was under the "Chaotic Neutral" personality, curled his lips in a rare gesture and said with a shrug: "Part of the reason is to prepare for the death of that girl in the future. Be prepared, although she is much stronger than you, you are all legal professions after all."
Idong pondered for a moment, and then asked quite seriously: "What do you think you have a chance of winning now. ?”
"It's lower than the minimum standard that I dare to take risks." Mo Tan waved his hand absentmindedly, and suddenly asked with interest: "The last skill you used to trick me was called Double Ghost Slam, right? It's quite interesting. Tell me carefully. "
Yidong has always had no reservations about Mo Tan, so he directly sent his skill information to Mo Tan through a friend message without changing the formatting.
"The secret art of psychics is a bit interesting, a bit interesting. It is completely different from the necromancy skills I know in this world..."
Mo Tan read quickly After finishing the news about Yidong, he crossed his legs and analyzed: "So there is a high probability that this skill is not an 'indigenous skill' from the Sinless Continent, but more like it was modified using the settings of ghosts and monsters in reality."
< br>Yidong nodded vigorously: "Then what?"
"And your sister, I'm just guessing a few words." Mo Tan yawned, then chuckled: "You haven't used this skill before, maybe you are afraid that I will be on guard in advance, right?"
"Yes, after all, those two tablets are really It’s too obvious, and it still requires my concentration for two seconds.”
Yidong took out a black tablet from his bag, weighed it in his hand, and replied helplessly: “Maybe for others. It's definitely possible, but if the opponent is you... haha Ha."
He is too familiar with Mo Tan. Putting aside the personality of 'absolute neutrality', at least under the other two personalities, it is very, very unrealistic to expect the other party to be careless, 'Lawful Good' Mo Tan is very careful and has a ghost He has animal-level intuition and observation, but when he is in the 'chaotic neutral' state, Mo Tan is simply a ghost. He may step on a trap even if he knows there is a trap ahead, or he may use it to trick anyone, so this risk does not matter. No matter what, Yi Dong would not risk it.
“Correct judgment.”
Mo Tan complimented him lightly, then raised his eyebrows and said: "But I can help you study how to use it to seduce people. First of all, you have to know what is in it..."
So in In the next five minutes, Mo Tan recounted in great detail what he had experienced in the Hell Gate. Not only did it make Yidong deeply realize how fashionable this skill was, it also stimulated him a little. Three views. "You said that you successfully passed that winding stone path despite losing all five senses!?" Yidong's whole body was square, and he stared at Mo Mo with a calm face and a particularly sad look on his face. Tan, his eyes widened: "And there's not even the slightest bit of Didn't you get the 'Mist of Yin Karma'?"
Mo Tan looked at the former with contempt: "I should have said just now that the five senses follow a certain progression. Being stripped one after another, I was stripped first What is separated is hearing, followed by taste, vision and touch. The sense of smell has never been deprived. In theory, there should be no fixed rules. Besides vision and touch, the other two senses will have almost no impact even if they are gone. As for that I must have not encountered what should be the 'Mist of Yin Karma', otherwise the cooldown of your [Ghost Beast Poison Thunder] would not have been reset. Do you understand?"
"Theory? I understand..."
Yidong took two deep breaths and finally calmed down a little: "But how did you do it? According to what you just said, every fifth of the way forward, the five senses will be stripped away. One, that is to say, you will be blind for the last two-fifths of the journey, and you will be blind for the last one-fifth of the journey. Apart from being able to smell, not only can't you see, but you can't even be sure whether you are 'moving', right?"
"That's probably what happened."
Mo Tan nodded casually and said with some regret: "I originally wanted to experience all five senses. The feeling of being deprived, losing all channels for interacting with the outside world, being unable to perceive any information, being unable to do anything except think, and ultimately unable to even prove whether one is thinking or whether one exists, that state is really terrible. Fascinating...what a shame."
" I know!”
Yidong ignored Mo Tan’s words and slapped his thigh suddenly, pointed at the latter and said loudly: “Just like a dog, there are many reasons why you can come out smoothly. It’s simple, just use your sense of smell to smell your own urine to confirm your current location, and then..."
"If this was really possible, I would have made the entire city B my own territory."
Mo Tan didn't seem to be angry at all, he just made some terrifying remarks. Later, he stated the real reason in a matter-of-fact manner: "First of all, I wrote down the path within half a minute after it appeared, including the length, width and every turn. Don't look at me like a retard, the system practiced You can do it too."
Idong laughed dryly: "I seriously doubt it."
"I'm not lying, if your sense of direction was worse, you might still be able to do it. Get twice the result with half the effort." Mo Tan shook his middle finger, and then continued to explain: "Then I consolidated the memory again after losing my hearing."
Yidong said expressionlessly, "Oh, then."
Mo Tan raised his hand to cover his eyes: "That means I knew exactly how to get out before my vision was deprived."
Idong continued to be expressionless: "Oh, what next. "
"Then I went out."
"Oh, then."
"I said I went out."
"Oh, but... it's all gone now, isn't it!?" Yidong was furious at that time, and he jumped up from his chair angrily: "Please think about it for yourself, is there any nutrition in the nonsense you just said!? "
Mo Tan sighed and stood up: "In other words, you don't believe that I can still move accurately after I can't see things, let alone that I can still move after losing my sense of touch. The same thing happened, right?"
Yi Dongxu looked at him: "Yes."
"Okay, let me give you an example."
Although. Under his current personality, Mo Tan is by no means a good teacher, and can even be said to be tireless in destroying others. However, occasionally when he is in a good mood, he is still willing to explain some 'mentally retarded issues' to Yi Dong. At this moment, he happens to be in a good mood. , so this guy strolled to the center of the room, closed his eyes and smiled: "Straight line, five meters."
Then he walked forward five meters, walking very straight, but logically speaking, it didn't seem to be anything special, but...
"Wait a minute!"
I saw Ito walking quickly He walked next to Mo Tan, then walked in an awkward goose step to the position where the latter had just started, and exclaimed in shock: "It's really exactly five meters! Not more, not less! How did you do that?" "
Mo Tan said "Oh" in surprise, and asked with a smile: "Then how did you determine it?"
"I practiced using steps on a whim. Calculate distance..."
"And you never grew taller after that, right?"
"@#￥%!"
Idong cursed and asked again: "So you How did you do it? "
"It doesn't matter if I tell you." Mo Tan shrugged and said while operating the character panel: "But you have to fight with me one more time, the last one~ "
Yidong turned around suddenly: "What are you talking about...What the hell are you doing!"
That's right, everyone must have guessed by seeing this, Mo Tan has changed his equipment again.
This is a set of black tights that is particularly common in thieves guilds. It is low-key, simple and inconspicuous, without any characteristics, but...
"Why do I always have an ominous premonition..."
"So you want to fight or not? It won't hurt for you to experience more actual combat~ Not to mention you have such an excellent sparring partner like me~"
"Uh, but I..."
"It's crazy!"
"Okay, let's fight, the last one!"
"Oh, by the way, I suggest you turn on the video recording function~"
……
One minute later
[You have been defeated]
The cold system prompt sounded in Yidong's ears, and then he returned to the preparation room that he had left less than two minutes ago, with a confused look on his face.
“How the hell did I die?!”
Chapter 287: The End
(End of this chapter)