Chapter 344: Sweeping Hunger
The most bold, craziest, and most unscrupulous attack since Ji Xiaoge established his character began. No, it is more appropriate to say it is an indiscriminate bombing rather than an attack. some, no Continuously taking out various amounts of food from the luggage, and happily throwing it at the enemies who were waiting for food. The cuisine that was originally defined as weapons by everyone returned to its origin, taming the most primitive with the simplest original intention. Crazy eater!
There is no doubt that this is a gluttonous feast!
The hard and heavy steamed buns were smashed on the head, the flying pancakes shone with a cold light, whizzed over, and the cute little magic bear Shaogan fell like rain, and penetrated into Anthony's bloody mouth without politeness. !
“Wow! Eat, Anthony, I still want to eat! It’s delicious!”
Anthony, who seemed a little slurred because he kept chewing food, calmed down at some point. Stars seemed to be twinkling in his cloudy little eyes, filled with pure desire.
“There’s more!”
Ji Xiaoge, who threw out the last piece of flying cake, landed on the ground, picked up the [Geve brand toaster-V4.26] and smiled sweetly, Then he aimed at Anthony's big face and turned on the safety: "Remember to chew carefully~"
Bang bang bang bang! !
Smoke and metal played together, gunpowder and bread slices flew together. As the girl's slender white index finger pulled the trigger, a row of half-baked black pepper noodles that were not fully heated were in the air. Pulled out a series of residual The shadow struck Anthony's cheek, and was either swallowed by him without even chewing, or exploded between his lips and teeth. For a time, the diners' smacking of lips and the continuous explosion became the only sounds, and the entire scene was filled with shadows. There is no longer a third voice in the cave.
"It's delicious! I want to eat it, Anthony, and I want to eat it!"
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Anthony opened his mouth, ate, and praised with a smile.
Ji Xiaoge loaded, loaded, and aimed and shot with great energy.
The scene gradually became weird...
Under the seamless eating of the ogre (the head on the left), the girl's inventory of bread slices was wiped out in less than two minutes, but Ji Xiaoge was unable to resist Anthony's "Okay" It was a pitiful offensive to eat and eat, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, and picked up the [tea egg for people with broken pieces] that he had put back in his bag before because he was afraid of accidentally hurting his companions.
By the way, Anthony had already let go of Mo Tan during the feeding process, and the latter was struggling to move the two dentures at the entrance of the hole despite the long-lasting [dizziness] effect. Walking in the same direction, after taking two steps, I turned back to take a look at the strange scene of whether it was feeding or bombing. What I saw was frightening and my eyes were beating.
"Hey, why don't you use tea eggs?"
Seeing Ji Xiaoge holding the tea eggs tightly and preparing to throw them in a cutfastball (two-seam fastball) posture, Mo Mo Tan shouted to her uneasily: "It's going to explode!"
The girl turned back and smiled at him, shook her head slightly and said, "I believe him!"
[What do you believe in him? ? 】
Motan was straightforward.
The next moment, [Use broken tea eggs on people] takes action brazenly!
Anthony, who had already reached a certain tacit understanding with Ji Xiaoge, opened his big mouth and swallowed the fragrant tea egg with a squeal, followed by Mo Tan who was closer to them. Then I heard a muffled sound coming from the ogre's stomach, as if something exploded inside... No, it must have exploded! As expected, the swallowed tea eggs still exploded, exploding directly in the stomach that cannot be exercised in any way. Even a tough race like ogres must have...
"Hiccup~"< br>
"Uh!"
As a result, Anthony, who was full of comfort, and Dabbs, who was confused, blew out a black smoke ring at the same time, and the former actually looked at it expectantly after burping. Ji Xiaoge said naively: "It's delicious. Anthony... still wants to eat it."
"Okay!"
Then it was three minutes of tea egg time, During this process, the muffled sound in the ogre's abdomen never stopped, followed by deafening sounds and burps, so even though Ji Xiaoge's tea egg reserves were not full after three minutes, After finishing the consumption, the girl who was about to be vomited still changed the ingredients.
Fried dough sticks that are hard enough to be used as a crowbar and will emit sparks when eaten...
Sticky bean buns that stick to your teeth and explode immediately if you struggle hard...
Although it looks normal, it can make Anthony silent for several seconds after eating before he can continue talking (delicious, Still want to eat) Sauce Pork Buns...
Moreover, there are many weird objects that cannot be named at all, and even the varieties and raw materials cannot be seen, and nine times out of ten, they are fried, even The emanating smell can cause everyone to feel various physical discomforts. Anyway, within a few moments, Anthony's face has turned completely black. A crescent moon is printed on the middle of his forehead and he can change his clothes and the case can be concluded in court.
The expressions of the onlookers gradually changed from fear (for Anthony) to shock, from shock to fear (for Ji Xiaoge), then from fear to numbness, and finally began to shiver unconsciously. ...
“Wang, Wang is so scared, Wang wants to go back!”
Yaya huddled behind Mo Tan, holding his little head in his hands and shivering, his two animal ears were tightly attached to his hair, his tail was subconsciously wrapped around Mo Tan's ankles, and he closed his eyes and whispered. He muttered: "I won't eat, Wang won't eat, Wang is so scared!" ”
Jadeka’s performance was a little better than hers, but even though he seemed calm on the surface, he still unknowingly moved back nearly two meters away. You must know that this old man was beaten by Anthony before. Fireball didn't take even half a step back when he fell down and got up again.
As for those harpies...
"Well, this little brother."
Lian Na, who was relatively familiar with Mo Tan and the others, quietly flew over Beside Mo Tan, his face turned pale and he whispered: "Well, the sisters are now It's safe now, and the person you want to save is also safe. Why don't you let that... that sister stop first? That... ugh... isn't that ogre your companion? It’s too much, but it’s not a crime that could lead to death...”
I don't know what Ji Xiaoge threw out again, but an indescribable, indescribable, strong, and in short very bad smell floated over, making Lian Na retching in pain.
"Well, how should I put it..."
Mo Tan pursed his lips hesitantly, then shrugged and said: "I think they all seem to enjoy it, not as good as everyone else Let's wait outside the cave first. Our... um, the life of the ogre companion should not be worried. After all... if he could die, he would have died long ago..."
These words It's very real. After all, according to the information Mo Tan has learned, it is impossible for a normal person to survive the price of more than three yuan for Ji Xiaoge's highly practical dishes, let alone eating them to this extent. Huanxiong Shaoqian, as for letting the tea eggs explode in his stomach without dying, is already beyond his understanding. In addition, Anthony has always wanted to continue eating, so even if it is temporarily determined that the other party will not be eaten to death, it should be It doesn't matter, right?
In short, Mo Tan’s proposal was unanimously approved by everyone. The harpies in the cave immediately ran out as if they had just woken up from a dream, and Jadeka and Yaya also left closely behind. After entering this dangerous zone, the former also took the handsome man with him, who had been tortured but at least he still had breath...
On the other hand, Mo Tan stayed inside, standing in a relatively safe place and continuing to watch Ji Xiaoge bombard the ogre who never seemed to know what it meant to be full.
......
Ten minutes later
Mo Tan, Ji Xiaoge and the ogre with a very good mouth walked out of the cave.
“Woof! Mo Wang and Sister Wang Ge are out!”
Ya Ya, who was lying at the entrance of the cave, immediately jumped up, ran to Mo Tan happily, and sniffed his ear affectionately: "Wang misses you!"
Lian Na on the side was stunned at that time: "We haven't been separated for a while..."
"Ahem, there is no logic in what Yaya said." Jadeka, who was sitting on the ground and resting, said to Lian Na shrugged, spread her hands and said, "How do you say that? Yes, if you take it seriously, you will lose."
Miss Harpy nodded thoughtfully, while keeping her eyes fixed. Looking at Mo Tan, he murmured in a low voice: "So if you don't take it seriously, you can win..."
Jadeka: "?"
"Ah, it's nothing." Liana waved her hands with a smile, then flapped her wings and flew to Mo Tan, bending down and making a strange bow to him: "Thank you for helping us...Eh!? ”
The sunlight above her head was blocked by a huge figure.
I saw that the scourge that had caused such a big fuss before suddenly bowed ninety degrees in front of Lian Na and said in a loud voice that could break people's eardrums: "I'm sorry. ! We've caused trouble for everyone!"
"Ouch..."
The teeth on Mo Tan's shoulder swayed twice, and then he fluttered with his eyes. He fell to the ground because the girl had carelessly turned off the mute mode earlier. "Ah, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to."
Dabus glanced at Yaya nervously, his voice instantly dropped an octave, and then turned to glare at Anthony who was having fun next to him: "You too, Anthony, hurry up and apologize to everyone!"
"Ah..."
Immersed in happiness, Anthony was stunned for a moment and looked around blankly, startling the nervous Lina.
"Sorry, sorry, he has settled down now."
Dabbs grinned and apologized to Lina, then raised his arm and patted Anthony on the back of the head: "As I told you before, if there is a past in the morning, it will be changed in the evening. If there is a past in the evening, if it changes in the morning, then let it go. Don’t you already know that you Is there something wrong with me? Hurry up and apologize!"
Anthony reacted with his eyes straight for a while, then slowly lowered his head and turned 180 degrees (Mo felt that he must have wanted to come) group message), said in a sullen voice: " Anthony, it’s not good, I’ve done it before, I’m full, I’m sorry, I apologize.”
“Pfft~”
Ji Xiaoge couldn’t help but laugh, and clapped on tiptoe. Patting Anthony's big head, he praised cheerfully: " Isn’t that very sensible~”
But Dabus was very dissatisfied. He shook his head at Anthony seriously and said, “It’s not that you have to correct it when you are full! It’s that you have to correct your mistakes. You have to realize that. The seriousness of the problem! ”
"Snoring..."
"Are you listening to me?! Anthony!"
"Zzzzz..."
Dabus' face was ashen: "... ..."
"Ahem, it doesn't matter, we don't really care."
Mo Tan shook his head in a funny way, and then looked at Lian Na next to him: "Miss Lian Na, do you think this is appropriate?"
"Ah, me."
Lian Na He glanced at the ogre in front of him timidly, shook his head and said, "We have just examined several sisters who fainted. None of them suffered any serious injuries. The main reason for their coma was that they were scared... and this It sounds like it was just those crazy girls That's not right, um, so let's do it."
Dabbs breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked uneasily: "Then your sisters are now..."
" They were sent back to the lair by the patrol team. Those bruises and bruises needed some treatment, and a few people had to be put into solitary confinement. "Lian Na shrugged a little and smiled at the man in front of him who seemed to be very talkative." It’s nothing serious.”
"That's good, that's good."
Dabus nodded repeatedly, and looked at Anthony who was sleeping soundly with his neck crooked next to him with a headache: "I will educate him well in the future, and then I will come and follow him. Please apologize."
Lian Na's face froze, she shook her head with a smile and said: "Forget it, our tribe is not so cautious, haven't you already rescued people before it gets dark? Go back quickly, well, it’s hard to walk at night, go back.”
Dabbs also seemed to realize that he (and Anthony) did not leave a good impression on the other party, so he chatted. nod.
“In that case, let’s leave first.”
Mo Tan also stood up (his physical strength was almost lost by Anthony) and smiled at Lian Na: "Thank you for your help."
"Eh?"
Just now The harpy lady who was anxious to see off the guests was stunned for a moment, then waved her hands quickly and said: "Ah, it's okay, um, do you want to stay for dinner or something? My home is not far from here. It’s not far away, and the night view here is also very good. It’s very convenient for star divination and other things.”
Jadeka was stunned: “Didn’t you just say that walking at night is difficult?”
Dabbs reacted quickly. He smiled narrowly at Mo Tan: "I can go back alone first. Anthony has settled down anyway."
"Ahem, no, let's go together."
Mo Tan, who was also slow to respond, coughed dryly, and then shook his head apologetically to Lian Na: "Forget it today, I'll be free another day. ”
"Oh, oh, okay."
The latter nodded with a red face, and while pawing the ground with his paws, he whispered: "Then come and play often..."
"..."
A few minutes later, Maruga Lindao
Ji Xiaoge, who was flying next to Mo Tan, winked at him and sent a friend message: 'Unexpectedly popular~'
'Uh, stop making fun of me...'
'I'm complimenting you~'
'Thank you so much...'
‘Tsk tsk, Lian Na is pretty good-looking. Aren’t you interested in the one with wings? ’
‘I can’t accept your words. ’
‘Still not interested in NPCs? Well, actually, I think it doesn’t matter. Even if the system blocks it, you can still do it~’
‘Please let me go. ’
……
Game time PM19:38
Violet Empire, Royal Capital Salamun, Old City
A kind-faced young man stood in front of a certain house and gently knocked on the door...
"Be good, little lizard~ open the door~ open it quickly, I want to come in~~"
"You, who are you?"
"I am your father."
"?"
"My good friend~"
Chapter 341: The End
(End of chapter)