Chapter 448: Bad Fate
Sister Lele next to the big kettle? !
Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, and then quickly searched the two keywords 'big warm pot' and 'Sister Lele' in his mind, and accurately found the answer within twenty seconds.
I really know such a person!
That was when Mo Tan was in the sixth grade of elementary school. At that time, he was already a good independent child. He also left the orphanage where he was raised for several years and moved to a certain place in the north of city B. In a low-cost apartment, he lived a happy and fulfilling life every day. While absorbing all kinds of knowledge from the Internet, he ate and waited to die in a nearby pheasant elementary school.
Looking back on the past, Mo Tan was very confident that he was already mentally healthy at that time. However, because his knowledge reserve at that time was not enough, he delayed diagnosing himself until he was thirteen years old. That's all, but he was already mentally ill before the diagnosis.
Correspondingly, Shota Motan naturally could not become a gregarious person. At that time, he was not able to perfectly conceal his various 'abnormalities', but he was already able to detect his strange His mental state may cause a lot of troubles, so he naturally alienates his teachers, classmates, and neighbors, and maintains his grades at a very inconspicuous level, that is, the kind that will never be high enough to be named and praised. Become the object of comparison, but not so low that you can't bear to look at you, be named and criticized, or even called a parent.
This process has benefited him a lot, because the reasons involved are very complicated, so complicated that it can cause any normal child to suffer brain pain to the level of hemorrhage.
First of all, he needs to analyze the personality and status of each teacher in order to minimize his presence in the classroom. For example, which teacher likes to pay attention to children who frequently raise their hands, and which teacher likes to pay attention to those who do not Children who love to talk, what are the criteria for judging "good children" and "bad students" in the heart of a teacher, the contrast between the class teacher before and after menstruation, etc.
Secondly, he needs to analyze the personality and status of the friends around him. In order to be able to be alienated smoothly and without any trace, so that the teacher will not feel that everyone is deliberately isolating him, and he will not be able to appeal to any of his classmates, so he needs to study which child is precocious, which child is naive, and which boy is serious about grades, So the score cannot be ranked in front or behind him, which girl is interested in Cool Guy, don’t let yourself be too indifferent in the corresponding situation, etc.
As for the last point, it’s quite simple. That is, based on the above two sets of information, make corresponding actions and get corresponding scores. The former is easy to understand, and the common process of the latter is to estimate the score for each question and then calculate it. The total score of the entire test paper is then calculated backwards, and finally a score that is theoretically the most inconspicuous can be obtained without confusing the teacher.
That's probably it. If there is anything more difficult, it might be that you have to suppress 'a certain side' of yourself from time to time, using reason and the other two sides of yourself.
Yes, Mo Tan seemed to have the same three personalities back then as now, but they were not the three now. If we explain it in a more popular way, it would be - [Lawful Good], [Lawful Good], [ Chaotic Neutral] and [Chaotic Evil].
So, to be honest, Mo Tan was actually quite tired at that time.
Mainly tired.
Of course, because back then his [chaotic evil] side was also an ignorant boy, and it didn’t have the same strength as the humanoid self-destruction in the game. In addition, Mo Tan would also be in the state of the other two personalities. It was deliberately suppressed, so no major problems occurred.
Well, at least there was no big problem on the surface
In short, even though he was still young, his knowledge and ability had not become crazy yet, but at that time Mo Tan already understood In order to protect themselves, they made many choices and measures that, although they may not seem smart, were effective enough, such as leaving the orphanage early, secretly destroying information and files about themselves before leaving, and doing so in the future. There has been no contact there since.
But even so, he did not completely seal off his social circle. Although he isolated himself from the orphanage where he was raised, and even though he put a shell on himself in that school, Mo Tan still had A friend who keeps in touch with you for a long time and allows you to be unscrupulous and take off your disguise.
Yes, that is his gay friend A, a poor child named Idong who met unkind people and made careless friends. Although the two people who left the orphanage one after another did not go to the same school. We are in elementary school, but we exchange emails quite frequently.
Although the life rhythm and surrounding environment of these two orphans are completely different, they still believe that each other is their best friend. For two precocious children, they depend on each other in the orphanage. Well, in the orphanage Those days when you bring trouble to others are precious.
Yes, Yi Dong is also a precocious child. Although it is not very visible, he is actually a precocious child. It is only because Mo Tan is so evil that he does not appear to be that mature, even Occasionally it makes people feel a little funny and slow.
After all, if he was really a normal child of the same physical and mental age, how could he get along with Mo Tan?
This guy was depressed after he was brought home and found out that he was a second-generation rich man. This shows that little Yidong was indeed an abnormal child back then. Now that he has become a second-generation rich man, he is still able to survive. Depression.
This fool, who felt that his family were all bad guys, had always been alienated from his parents, and even ran away from home several times. In the end, he slowly let go of Mo Tan's overt and covert enlightenment, and met Yi Nan and Gu Yanyue. The couple got back together, and the next day they overdrafted their pocket money for the next month and called Mo Tan, saying that as a second-generation rich man, he would never forget his good brother.
Then
The money was saved by Mo Tan, and it is still lying in that account until now. The person involved said that he was happy to save it for his good friend, and would give it to Yi Dong when he got married.
Mo Tan has been playing this game for more than ten years, and every time he mentions it, he sounds like an old father
By the way, the total amount of money is one hundred and twenty yuan. Sixty-eight cents, because Grandpa Yidong always adhered to the feudal idea of "poor to raise a boy and rich to raise a girl". It was not until a few years later that Idong forced him to dress up as a woman at someone's suggestion.
In short, due to various relationships, especially the reason that Mo Tan solved the gap between Yi Dong and his family at that time, he has always had a good relationship with the Yi family. For example, he was invited to visit during festivals. Have a meal, chat or something.
And this 'Sister Lele by the Big Warm Pot' was the one whom Mo Tan met when she went to Yi Dong's house for New Year's Eve dinner during the winter vacation in the sixth grade of elementary school
He was quite impressed by this incident. , on the one hand because this girl was really ugly when she was a child, and on the other hand because she was trembling all the time holding a big kettle in her arms.
According to the introduction of Yidong's parents, that 'Lele' is the daughter of Gu Yanyue's younger brother. She is a few years older than Mo Tan and Yidong. She lives abroad all year round and came here for the Spring Festival that year. Well, as for why she was holding a big kettle, it was said that the child's constitution was not very good and she got cold very easily, so I found a hot water bottle for her to hold.
Although the memory was a little fuzzy, Mo Tan seemed to feel that he had been burned and blistered when he accidentally touched the kettle, even though Gu Yanyue treated her on the spot with the ointment passed down from her grandmother. He explained it as 'Tanjiang's skin is too tender', but Mo Tan never felt that the kettle held by Sister Lele in a small waistcoat was just 'warm'.
Of course, this matter has been in the past for a long time. Sister Lele only stayed at Yi's house for half a month at that time, and the total time she spent playing with Mo Tan did not exceed a week. He reported his full name, so Mo Tan had never connected the player whose nickname was "Onmyoji Gu Xiaole" with the childhood sister Lele.
"Sister Lelele."
After coming back to his senses, Mo Tan looked at the other party in shock, and subconsciously sighed: "It's really a woman's eighteenth transformation."
As I said before, the little girl at that time was really ugly. She was super unattractive and wrinkled. She was completely different from the tall, delicate, pure and lovely girl in front of Mo Tan. After successfully recalling the sister Lele from back then, at this moment Mo Tan really couldn't calm down.
"Hey, all the girls in our family are like this~"
Gu Xiaole was not angry, but proudly held up his large front armor and said with a smile. : "Aunt Yanyue was ugly when she was a child, even worse than me. She's still ugly, but she's so beautiful now. When my uncle looked at my aunt's photos, he said she looked like a monkey. But during the school trip, he was taken down directly. Hum, so I'm talking about you men. , are all big pig’s hooves.”
The corner of Mo Tan's mouth twitched, and he smiled dryly: "Sister Lele, no one used the big pig's hoof stalks twenty years ago."
"Well, those who care about details are idiots."< br>
Gu Xiaole waved his hand and suddenly showed a charming smile: "But, Mr. Hei Fan, what do you think of Xiaole now? Is he qualified to be a bride? Let me tell you. Oh, my appearance in the game has been toned down a bit, how about it?”
“Bride?”
Mo Tan reacted for a moment, then was shocked. Eclipsed: "Don't get married so soon!"
Gu Xiaole blinked his eyes: "Why?" "Me, me... Hey! The shield warriors on the front line immediately retreated. The suspension of the opponent's offensive does not mean the end. After they block the gap, the next impact will be very powerful. Big, don’t waste money in vain!”
Mo Tan hesitated for a while, and looked back at the battlefield, giving a few brief instructions, and then turned around and said: He continued with a nervous face: "I've been a little short of money recently. If you do things here, I may not be able to raise much money for a while."
This is the truth, At least he is telling the truth on the premise that he has not thought about raising funds through illegal means.
"うるさい!ばか!"
Gu Xiaole glared hard at Mo Tan, then coughed twice, bowed slightly and said: "Well, in short, my useless cousin has really troubled you these years. Please take more care of him in the future, Tan Jiang."
Mo Tan scratched his head in embarrassment: "Ah haha, actually I have tricked him a lot in these years."
Gu Xiaole bowed again and said with a smile: "Please, too. If you keep working hard, you won’t be able to teach.”
“Sister Lele, please stop teasing me.”
Mo Tan shrugged and said with a wry smile: “I know your Chinese level is no better than mine. Bad”
Gu Xiaole pouted, raised his chin and hummed: "Okay, then when are you going to marry me?"
"@#￥%&*#@￥?!"
Mo Tan was confused at that time and subconsciously took half a step back. : "What?!"
Gu Xiaole put her hands on her waist and repeated seriously: "When are you going to marry me?"
Mo Tan panicked: "Why should I marry you? ? ”
Gu Xiaole looked matter-of-fact: "You said it yourself, I still remember it until now!"
Mo Tan looked back at the station with a nervous face, motioning for the other party to speak lower down, while continuing to pay attention. The situation on the battlefield, while whispering slightly out of tune: "Sister, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. Why don't I remember that I said I wanted to marry you?"
< br>Gu Xiaole shook his head: "You said it, what you said was serious at that time."
Mo Tan was frightened: "I definitely didn't!"
Gu Xiaole was about to cry and whispered. : "On the third day of the Lunar New Year, you, I and Idong were chatting on the second floor of my aunt's house. At that time, Idong, the little bastard, laughed at me for being ugly. No one would want me when I grow up. I didn't know how to speak at the time, and I could speak Chinese. If you don't understand well, you will be so sad that you almost cry, and then you..."
Mo Tan's expression suddenly froze.
“Then you say, it’s okay, it’s okay, someone will definitely want Sister Lele in the future, and then Idong insists that no one wants it, and then you say that no one wants you! Finally, Idong said you ”
Gu Xiaole looked at Mo Tan pitifully. , with a pitiful expression on her face: "Have you forgotten all about it?"
Mo Tan had already remembered it just now, but he should have just been trying to take care of Sister Lele under his 'Lawful Good' personality. It's just self-esteem, how can such words be taken as true!
【But. From a certain perspective, this is really a promise, isn't it? She is quite good-looking now, how could no one want her? 】
Mo Tan looked at Gu Xiaole with great trepidation, and after holding it in for a long time, he finally managed to say: "Are you serious?"
"No."
The latter shook his head generously. He shook his head and shrugged: "I don't look down on you three-dimensional scum. Come on, let's take a look at you Lele." Sister, my husband is number nineteen - Taishang."
When the girl said this, she immediately snapped her fingers
With the distortion of the air, a man with ice blue hair appeared. A young man with long brown hair and a large black robe appeared in front of Mo Tan and bowed slightly.
"I have long since realized that these husbands are the real fate."
Gu Xiaole pinched his shikigami's cheeks with a smile, and smiled as slyly as he could: "That's called bad fate with you. "
Chapter 445: End
(End of this chapter)