Chapter 588 Cheating
“Don’t forget who asked the question.”
Ji Xiaoge fluttered her wings and flew back to Motan, handing over the rather gorgeous quill. He handed it back to him and made a face: "The last dragon king who is afraid of having a hole in his head can't possibly set other answers. Well... I can only help you here, and you can't understand any other questions. "
The most awesome, the most handsome, the one who is known as the dream lover of 300 million female dragons...
The corner of Mo Tan's mouth twitched as he looked at the line that had been replaced with the word 'correct'. Three questions, I wondered why I didn't realize right away that this was a partial question, and I was deeply worried about whether I and Ji Xiaoge could complete this test paper within the specified time.
Although he has a certain degree of understanding of the World of Innocence with three characters, most of it is just common sense that locals are familiar with. As for more professional knowledge, what Mo Tan knows cannot be counted. It’s less, but it doesn’t feel like much.
When he was Black Brahma, he learned about many things about the union of holy religions, such as the simple deeds of the successive popes and saints of the Dawn Sect, such as the extremely curious teachings of the Justice Sect, and the vegetable garden of the Plenty Sect. There are eight crops in one season, such as the Inquisition of the Sun Sect, which is very large.
When he was Tan Mo, he knew the operation process of Wanderer Hotel, investigated the history, social structure and customs of the Violet Empire, and learned that a bunker organization called the God Destroyer Society in ancient times played to death. He figured out the power system of the Whispering Sect, learned how to blow up a mage tower, and even mastered the contact information and operating modes of many underground organizations.
As Mo Mo, he traveled to Tianzhu Mountain as soon as he came up, learned a series of shocking secrets centered on the 'Apocalypse Prophecy', and analyzed the problem of the spatial structure of Tianzhu Mountain. I heard that He learned about the magnificent history of Tianzhu Mountain Arena and the glorious deeds of various heroes and warriors over thousands of years. He also established a good relationship with two high-level observers and the chief engineer of Tianzhu Mountain. He even visited A Sang two days ago. There I learned about some settings related to the timeline.
These are not things that the general public can grasp. If we make a horizontal comparison among players, the effective information Mo Tan has is enough to kill a lot of keyboard warriors and uncles in seconds. Even if you change your career as an information dealer, you can make a few windfalls.
But...but...! ! !
Even so, it is impossible for him to know how the third-generation Dragon King named Romeo won the battle for the Dragon King! I don’t even know what the next-generation dragon captain’s special combo skill was... Bah, what did the fourth-generation Dragon King name him!
Is this thing an answer for normal people? ?
Despite Mo Tan's current psychological quality, he really couldn't calm down at the moment.
To be honest, this was the first time in his life that he felt helpless in front of the test paper. It was a rare experience that he could understand every word after taking it apart, and after arranging and combining them, he was left with a confused look on his face.
"Sixty minutes..."
Mo Tan sighed and said with a wry smile: "If we don't use unconventional means, it is simply an impossible task."
"What does extraordinary mean? Regulations? "
Ji Xiaoge tilted his head and looked at him curiously.
“It’s just cheating.”
Mo Tan blinked at the girl, and then continued to look at the huge test paper: "But we are not in a hurry now. We can look at other questions first, and do them first if we encounter ones we are sure about."
< br>Ji Xiaoge nodded slightly, and then he and Mo Tan quickly read the things on the parchment side by side. His face became increasingly ugly, and his two rows of white teeth were biting crisply.
Five minutes later
"He did it on purpose! He must have done it on purpose!"
The girl pointed at the test paper in front of her angrily, gritted her teeth and said with hatred: " He didn’t intend to let others pass from the beginning! Is this something a normal person can do?”
At the same time, Mo Tan, who had finished reading the entire set of questions, sighed, nodded tiredly and mentally, and agreed with his partner's point of view.
I have to say that even with his big heart, he feels a little overwhelmed at the moment.
Just give a few examples...
[Part 1: History of the Dragon Clan]
[Question 5: Please name the husband of the champion of the 15th Dragon Clan Beauty Pageant The name of the affair partner of the seventh uncle’s fourth wife’s ex-husband]
? ! ? !
[Part 2: General History of the World]
[Question 5: Among the many suitors of the Elf Queen Erza, the most legendary one died is ____, and the cause of death was __________]< br>
? ! ? !
[Part 3: Common Sense]
[Question 2: The Golden Dragon King Carbin personally endorses, what is known as the best teething toy for baby dragons is ＿]
This is called common sense! ?
“@#￥%&!!!”
Ji Xiaoge, who had transformed into a badminton form, rolled to the corner angrily, smearing honey on his small mouth and spitting out the fragrance.
“Lady, lady!”
While sweating coldly to comfort Ji Xiaoge, Mo Tan casually looked away from the test paper in front of him that he had no idea how to write on, and said in a deep voice: "It seems that with the knowledge of the two of us, we want to pass this test smoothly. There must be nothing left to do. Now that the matter has come to this, I can only cheat..."
Ji Xiaoge, who was squatting in the corner and drawing circles, his eyes lit up at that time, and he flew back with fluttering wings, dragging Mo with great interest. Tan's arm asked: "Yes, yes, you just said you can cheat! How you cheat, how you cheat!"
As we all know, for the majority of young people, 'cheating' is definitely a very pleasurable thing. Words related to pleasure, be it exams or games, taking advantage of loopholes can always bring endless pleasure to everyone. Not only does it have attractive direct benefits, but the small joy of doing bad things without being discovered is also very exciting. Can't stop.
"Think about our advantages."
Mo Tan smiled and didn't show off too much. After finishing speaking, he immediately sent a message to Ji Xiaoge: 'I don't know, it's okay. Try asking someone who might know. ’
The girl blinked and replied curiously: 'Do you still have such a person in your friend list? '
'There is no such person in the friends column, but you can ask the people in the friends column to find such a character, wait~'
Mo Tan quickly finished replying to Ji Xiaoge, and then Then he clicked on another person in the friend list.
……
Five minutes ago
Northwest Continent, a workshop in the Seventh Outer Mountain of Tianzhu Mountain
"Lu Wei, you old fool! Let me out quickly! I regret it! I would rather stay in your cheating server! Let me out quickly! I’m going out!”
The shrill scream echoed in the empty workshop, but the prepared owner had turned off all the audio and video feedback equipment before leaving, so even that one was desperate. The kobold who started scratching at the door screamed loudly, and Master Ruvi Fitzrban certainly couldn't hear it.
Fimiguel, who had transformed into a human and sat on a strange device, plucked his ears, stared at Cordoba who was scratching at the door crazily not far away with a look of disgust, curled his lips and said: "You Can you stop fussing about it? Who was it that came up with this idea? Why, Master Lu Wei just fulfilled your little wish and now he regrets it?”
“Fuck you!”
Cordoba, who finally managed to get rid of the shackles of the 'server', roared angrily, turned his head and stared at his blue dragon friend with distraught eyes, and roared: "Would you do this damn thing for you?!"< br>
Fimiguel looked at him calmly, spread his hands and said: "You can't replace me, this thing can't withstand the power of a thousand-year-old dragon. Soul, but you have used this before, so you should be used to it. ""Fuck you! When have I used this before?"
Cordoba rushed towards Fimiguel with his short legs, and even fell down on the way. Unfortunately, he was not cute at all.
"Respect yourself, I can hit you two hundred times with one finger now."
With a smile, Fimiguel leaned over and pressed down Cordoba, who was trying to pounce on him and strangle him. While lowering the opponent's dog's head firmly, he grinned: "Isn't he just a dog-headed man? Well, it seems to be called an alpha dog form." Come on, right? Haven’t you experienced this before, Xiaolu?” Cordoba's eyes full of murderous intent had already glanced at him, and he quickly lowered his head and stopped talking. His expression twisted Xiafei's cheeks, which can be said to be quite good-looking.
But he is a man.
“Can it be the same?!”
Cordoba, who frightened Lu Jiang with his eyes, looked at Fimiguel with gritted teeth and said angrily: “Although they are all special It’s a dog, but the one last time was a male, and old bastard Rubina stuffed me into a female dog this time!”
Fimiguer smacked his lips, shook his head and corrected: "You have to pay attention, this is a kobold, not a dog, it is a female kobold, not a bitch. Kobolds are more or less intelligent creatures, and they have produced many heroes. , such as Inuyasha Killsuga, Matador Spike, Marshmallow White, Blue Hunter Snoopy, etc. Racial discrimination is not good "
"Although you seemed to have said some very offensive names just now..."
Cordoba was stunned for a moment, and then shouted with a twitching corner of his mouth: "But now The point is, my @@ is gone!”
“Pfft!”
The deer sauce next to me sprayed.
Fimiguer also choked for a long time and laughed dryly: "Can you be more reserved? The little deer is still here!"
"Oh, really?"
I know Lu Jiang Cordoba, who was actually a boy, laughed ferociously, held down the former's shoulders and shook him vigorously, roaring: "My @@ is gone! @@ is gone! @@ is gone ah ah ah Ahhh! !”
Yes, Cordoba, who has lost his rune body, is in the alpha dog state at this moment, and his consciousness is forcibly poured into a dog made by Lu Wei. The body of a female kobold is very joyful.
To be honest, although the kobold group, like most races, has two calm and distinct genders - male/female, the specific manifestations are very unclear because they all have a darker look. The skin color, long, hairy face, flat and dry figure, and even the sharp voice are very similar, so it is difficult for ordinary people to determine their gender.
But this incident still caused a huge blow to Cordoba's classmate. As the person involved, he realized the moment after being "exported" by Lu Wei that his@@ was incredible.
You must know that even with the rune body, Lu Wei has added basic sexual characteristics, otherwise his panel would not be [default male].
However, the body Cordoba is currently in has a very clear gender - female.
“Can you bear this!?”
Cordoba clenched his fists tightly and asked loudly to the two people in front of him: “Can you bear it!?”
Fimiguer rolled his eyes and ignored him.
On the other hand, Lujiang raised his head and muttered with a wry smile: "That... what I said... I have been enduring..."
Then Cordoba I was stunned, and after a while, I slumped down to the ground: "Hey, what you said makes sense, I'm speechless."
"So, relax, relax Just keep your heart in mind."
Fimiguel laughed, shook his head and said: "Master Lu has a bad temper, and you actually broke the body he prepared for you this time. You brought him down the mountain before. There isn’t even a single piece of Apocalypse Crystal left, so it’s pretty good that he doesn’t tear your skin apart.”
Cordoba snorted and said unhappily: "Can you blame me? I don't...eh?"
"What's wrong?"
See you at Fimiguel He actually froze in mid-sentence and asked curiously One sentence: "Have you found @?"
"Looking for your uncle!"
Cordoba clicked his big teeth, and then asked with a strange expression: "What, ask You have a question, Femi.”
"You tell me."
"What skills did the third-generation Golden Dragon King Romeo use in the battle for the Dragon King before he ascended the throne? What skills did he use and what skills did he use to defeat Zhu Liye, who ranked first in combat effectiveness? , what is this combination of skills called by the fourth generation Golden Dragon King Downey?"
Cordoba's expression was very painful when he asked.
"Oh, then you asked the right person. I liked listening to stories when I was a child, and I was good at history. Let me think about it..."
But it turned out that Fimiguel was He patted his chest and after thinking for less than five seconds, he said with confidence: "In more formal terms, it should be Golden Dragon Hook Claw and Tyrannosaurus Claw. Take Fenkong Yantao, but when we first learned it, we basically remembered it in the order of 'tickling the vaginal legs', 'killing the girl in the arms', and 'sealing love with a kiss'. The Fourth Dragon King called this combination... ...Well, it’s a bit difficult to translate this into common language. If you translate it raw, you can understand it as ‘sweet secret love’s three consecutive hits’”
Cordova: "..."
Lujiang: "..."
After a full minute of silence, Cordova looked at Femiguel seriously. Xia sighed melancholy: "Are you sure you're not kidding me? "
"No, that's how we all remember it. We even watched the video when we were kids. Gee, His Majesty Romeo is really cool, especially the last bite."
Fei. Miguel sighed, recalling the glorious past.
"Okay, then do you know what the Golden Dragon King Carbin personally endorses and is known as the best teething toy for baby dragons?"
"Heavily armed dwarf heavy knight."
"!?!?"
Chapter 585: The End
(End of this chapter)