Chapter 753 Ton Ton Ton
“嘁~”
After a moment of silence that was neither long nor short, the sound of friends hating iron for not being able to become steel sounded from 2,478 kilometers away, and was translated by radio waves A voice that is infinitely close to his own is emitted from the mobile phone Out: "I told you before."
"Wait a minute."
Mo Tan interrupted the other party expressionlessly and reminded him in time: "About 'that You haven’t said anything about it before.”
"Ah? Didn't I say that?"
"Yes, you didn't say that."
"Are you sure it was me who didn't say it and not you who forgot it?"< br>
“I’m very sure.”
“Could it be that I always wanted to tell you but accidentally forgot for various reasons?”
"No visual inspection. Based on your personality, if you really wanted to remind me of similar things, you would probably have said it about 468 times."
"Can I ask why this number is so accurate? To what extent?”
“Because I made it up casually”
“That’s it”
“Well, that’s it”
It was completely boring nonsense, but the two of them were chatting with gusto.
But the nonsense will eventually come to an end, so the two people who knew this well did not delay in this regard for too long.
After five minutes of nonsense.
“Where are you?”
Mo Tan put the mobile phone set to public mode next to him, picked it up and continued to emit scorching heat I blew on the simmering coffee and asked casually.
"Shibuya."
Ito yawned and said weakly: "To be more precise, it's the big torii of Meiji Shrine, where my parents had their first date. "
Mo Tan blinked in surprise and asked curiously: "You guys went to worship together?"
“Well, we were ‘together’ for about 10 minutes, and then my mother dragged my father and cousin to the Kodong District to watch the comic show.”
Idong felt a little sore. Digan laughed twice, and then his tone became slightly more serious: "What about you, where are you now?"
"Home."
Mo Tan's answer was concise and to the point.
“Not in the game?”
Idong expressed surprise.
"Since you can call me."
Mo Tan took a sip of the coffee, which was getting more and more approachable in temperature, and said calmly: "It should be clear that I am not in the game, right?"
Idong continued to laugh dryly: "If you have noticed that fifty people in the past hour have A few missed calls and it should be clear that I don’t know whether you are in the game or not.”
"That's it."
Mo Tan casually swiped the screen of his phone twice, shrugged and said, "Then I'm really sorry."
"Shit, you are so serious all of a sudden, even if you are Now I’m in a state where I can’t blow up a toilet seat or help an old lady cross the street, and I’m not used to it!”
"Go away."
"Well, I feel much better."
Idong laughed, and then his voice suddenly dropped: "Do you have any other plans tonight?"
< br>"I don't know, at least I don't know now."
Mo Tan said from the bottom of his heart what sounded very perfunctory at first.
"It doesn't matter. Anyway, you clean up and we'll go have a drink later."
"What the hell?"
"We'll go have a drink later and let me take a look. , it’s 11:40 now. Ah no, it should be 10:40 in domestic time. Well, if nothing else happens, I should arrive downstairs at your house around 3 to 3:30. Let’s go to the previous one. "Tan'er?"
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?"
"Let's talk about it after we meet, that's it, じゃあ~"
After Yi Dongyan finished speaking briefly and concisely, he hung up without any explanation.
After Mo Tan smiled bitterly for a while, he slowly drank up the coffee in front of him and took the initiative to change his personality as if to escape.
Game time PM14:51
Mo Tan, whose camp or personality is [Lawful Good], appeared in Craftsman Town, and 7 hours later, which is game time PM23: 01, that is, actively disconnected at three o'clock in the morning in real time and exited the game.
As for what exactly happened during this period, I will not mention it here for the reasons that are not very dramatic and will be mentioned soon.
All in all, after leaving the game cabin, Mo Tan immediately walked to the sofa opposite, and then started to transform his personality by lying face down on it in a more relaxing posture, like a corpse.
Although it was the second time tonight, Mo Tan still did it resolutely, even though his head hurt badly.
Less than ten minutes later, Mo Tan, whose mental state returned to 'absolutely neutral', sighed, covered his head and got up from the sofa.
Then
Real time AM03:27
Dong Dong Dong~
A brief knock on the door sounded from outside.
“Here it comes.”
Mo Tan, who was wearing sportswear with the watch, put on his little genius phone watch, got up and turned off the ceiling light in the living room, and then walked to the foyer. , sat on the small stool, slowly put on his shoes, stood up, and opened the door.
“Hey!”
Yidong, who was wearing low-key brand goods, waved enthusiastically to his old friend in front of him, showed two rows of white and neat teeth and smiled brightly: "Long time no see, Tanjiang!"
Mo Tan twitched the corner of his mouth and walked past Yidong expressionlessly: "It's been a long time no see, you've only been away for less than half a month."
"Tsk, tsk, look at what you said. ~"
Yidong followed Mo Tan with his hands in his pockets and raised his eyebrows: "You haven't been perverted in the past few hours?"
"If possible, I really hope you can. Don’t simplify the explanation of ‘changing mental state’ into ‘perversion’.”
Looking at the gradually lowering number of floors in the elevator, Mo Tan casually punched Idong, easily knocking him out of the mood.
"Hey, why are you obviously more homely than me, but your physical fitness is at least 30% better than mine!!"
Yidong held his ribs and gasped, staggering. As he left the elevator, he said to himself That cool-looking, expensive sports car, with a top speed of 600 kilometers per hour, a sports car that in China would be fined to the point of doubting its life if it used only one-third of its horsepower, and that had been given negative reviews by friends countless times, was squealing at the same time. Shigako complained.
Mo Tan, who opened the car door and got into the passenger seat, shrugged and said nonchalantly: "If you can also ensure that you can spend one-third of your time maintaining a regular schedule, going to bed early and getting up early, , sprint morning training, physical fitness will not be much worse than mine."
"No, I would rather be farther away from you in terms of physical fitness than move closer to you in terms of mental state."< br>
Yidong rolled his eyes, kicked the accelerator, and then the two of them sped away at a speed of 15km/h.
“Ah, seriously” “Shut up, my balls hurt, I’m so rich that I’m so scared! I’m an evil bourgeoisie! Are you satisfied?”
< br>"I'm satisfied, but what I want to say is, don't you plan to vacation in Japan until before school starts? Is it okay to come back so early?"
"I will leave tomorrow morning, and the air tickets have been booked. , you bastard, don’t even think about ruining my vacation!”
"I didn't want to ruin your vacation. You obviously flew back because you were crazy."
"I'm addicted. I came back to take a few puffs of haze. How can I not accept it?"
"I accept it. .”
“Just obey~”
“Hey”
"What for?"
"Thank you."
"Are you disgusting?"
Not long after, the two of them appeared at the school after entering college. One of the strongholds is a barbecue stall not far from Tan Hua, because this shop There are a total of six or seven people here, including the boss and his relatives. From June to October, it is basically open 24 hours a day. In addition, the items are large and the prices are cheap. Even a big kid only costs five. It costs a bunch of money, so the customer flow has always been pretty good.
"Uncle, it's still us, the old rules."
After he and Mo Tan casually found a small table at the entrance of the store and sat down, Yidong cheerfully said to the middle-aged fat man walking over: "Plus half a box of beer."
Then the enthusiastic fat man wandered back to the barbecue. The rack went over there.
“Should I get straight to the point, or should I make a roundabout way first, or should I just drink until I kneel down without saying anything?”
Idong casually pulled out a few paper towels, wiping some greasiness while doing so. He glanced sideways at Mo Tan from the table: "Choose one."
Mo Tan didn't waste any time and asked directly: "How do you know?"
"Oh, so direct."
Yidong blinked in surprise, then lowered his head to collect his thoughts for half a second, shrugged and said: "Okay, to put it simply, it's what Yu Chen gave me I made an international long distance call."
Mo Tan's pupils suddenly shrank: "Yuchen?"
"Yes, people are words. "Classmate Chen, the phone number is international long distance."
Yidong nodded, crossed his arms and said: "She called me directly, first asked if you had contacted me, and then said that you were in a bad mood today. It was a bit bad, she was a little worried, and then she hung up the phone after chatting about the trouble in Akihabara for about ten minutes.”
Mo Tan looked at Yi Dong with a frown and asked slowly: "We talked about Akihabara for about ten minutes?"
"It wasn't me, it was my cousin."
< br> Yidong shrugged innocently, spread his hands and said, "Didn't she fight with you before? When she heard that it was Yu Chen, she became uneasy and snatched the phone away with a click. "
The corners of Mo Tan's mouth twitched twice and he said in a dry voice: "Do ordinary people make a 'click' sound when they grab their mobile phones?"
"I thought something was wrong at the time. Something’s wrong, I just wanted to ask classmate Yuchen a few more questions, so I didn’t give the phone to my cousin immediately, and then she grabbed my wrist, and then”
Yi Dong made a gesture of holding up his chopsticks, and said in a particularly vivid voice: "Click!"
"That's really hard on you."
Mo Tan recalled the things in his memory. Sister Lele, although she felt that neither the one next to the big kettle back then nor the one with at least nineteen husbands now seemed so violent, she still expressed her deep sympathy for Yi Dong.
“But I finally understood it roughly.”
Yidong didn’t want to talk too much about his own skills, and quickly brought the topic back on track: “In short, Cong Yuchen From a classmate’s point of view, it means that you were not very practical because of something today. She was in a bad mood because of what she said, and she didn't get over it until she started playing the game. Not only did she not even get a message back to her, but she also went offline without saying a word. These things made her a little uneasy, so she quit. The game made an international call to us, do you understand?”
Mo Tan rubbed his forehead in confusion and asked in a low voice: "Since I didn't reply to her message, how did she know that I was online and offline?"
"Because of you, I mean you. The character Hei Fan is in the Holy Mountain Sumir."
Idong glanced at Mo Tan with some disdain, as if he was looking at a retard: "And Wan Yang is also in the Holy Mountain Sumir, so he said. Chen directly found Wan Yang after more than a dozen messages were lost, and learned that not only were you online, but you also made an uncharacteristically murderous battle plan. "
Mo Tan was stunned. for a moment, and then sighed in frustration: "I was careless."
"In short, this is the situation."
Yi Dong opened a bottle of beer with a bottle opener with his bare hands, slammed it down in front of Mo Tan, then opened another bottle for himself, and touched the deeply entangled friend in front of him one-sidedly: "In view of the fact that my brother I should be the only person in the world who knows what you are worried about. Based on the noble idea that if I don’t go to hell, who else will go to hell, I will book a flight and come back to find you.”
“Ah, yes. .Now that I think about it, it’s really strange that I didn’t call you right away.”
Mo Tan grabbed the beer in front of him and laughed twice with a complicated expression.
Tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, tons!
Then I drank half the bottle in one breath
"Hey, I haven't seen you drinking like this for a long time."
Idong smacked his lips and raised the bottle: "Correction, it should be 'I have never seen you drinking like this before. What a gesture!”
Ton tons, tons, tons, tons, tons, burps!
Although you can't empathize with your best friend, you can still blow away half a bottle of wine with him.
As Mo Tan's best friend since childhood, as the only friend in the world who knows the specific 'condition' of Mo Tan, as a friend who can unconditionally harm and help each other, he has a good drinking capacity but Yidong, who was not good at drinking fast drinks, put down the bottle heavily and cursed.
"I can feel that classmate Yuchen still has a good impression of you."
After scolding, Yidong looked at Mo Tan seriously and said in a deep voice: "Although it is not considered 'love' This level of goosebumps seems to be a long way from 'like', but through the phone call just now, I can responsibly say that classmate Yuchen's affection for you is genuine. "< br>
Mo Tan sighed with his eyes lowered: "I know."
"Yes, you are not the kind of dull harem hero character, of course there is no reason not to know. "
Yidong picked up the wine bottle again and touched it with the guy in front of him who was obviously in a bad state: "Then you should also know that a large part of the responsibility for her good impression of you lies in Yourself?”
Tons tons tons!
Mo Tan put down the wine bottle with only a quarter left, and took out a pack of 'Daomei Extract' from his pocket: "Yes, at least 90% of the responsibility lies with me."< br>
“Okay, you have the guts, you’re a pure man!”
Idong suddenly reached out and slapped it away With the cigarette between his fingers, Mo Tan took a puff on the big waist that the fat boss had just given him, and asked with a slick mouth: "So the problem now is that 'you' like classmate Yuchen, it's just that 'you' like classmate Yuchen." , right?”
“Well, yeah.”
"Then you can't think about it anymore?"
"Yes, so do you have any solution?"
"No, if I want to be the wingman of a monster like you, even I probably won't be able to do it. .”
“Why don’t you come all the way to fuck me when you have nothing to do?”
“Let’s drink with you.”
"Is that what happened?"
"That's what happened."
"Haha, you really have nothing to do."
"Hahaha , who says it’s not?”
Tons, tons, tons!
Tons tons tons!
Chapter 746: The End
(End of this chapter)