Chapter 755: Escape cannot solve the problem
Same day
Real time PM15:25
City B, Dexin District, Mo Tan’s apartment
“Well , if you don’t get up again, the jet lag will be..."
Mo Tan struggled to get up from the bed, held his head that was buzzing due to severe lack of sleep, straightened up, yawned and walked out of the bedroom, walked to the kitchen and made himself a cup of coffee.
The symptom of hangover rarely occurs in Mo Tan. It’s not that he is very talented, but mainly because his mental toughness is too high. Starting from the age when he should be in elementary school, After drinking, he can only have two states: "nothing happened" and "unconscious on the spot", even if he has an 'absolutely neutral' personality that is infinitely close to ordinary people in all aspects.
The powerful, passive, steel-like will allows Mo Tan to minimize the impact of ethanol on the mental level. His sympathetic nerves are difficult to be excited by external forces, and the secretion of adrenaline It is difficult to be stimulated. To put it simply, you can ignore the two stages of excitement and ataxia, and directly enter the lethargy stage when the body is completely unable to bear it.
Because of this, under normal circumstances, as long as the level of alcohol intake does not reach a certain threshold that is unbearable for Mo Tan, he will never be 'drunk'.
To sum up, although the purpose was to drink away his sorrow, Mo Tan had not actually vented like ordinary people under the catalysis of alcohol, and had achieved the purpose of alleviating the depression in his heart.
It was only because the other party was Ito who could say whatever he wanted that he was able to vent without any scruples and achieve the purpose of alleviating the depression in his heart.
The result is the same, but the process is completely different. Those boxes of wine did not accomplish anything other than making Mo Tan frequently go to the toilet at dawn.
Of course, that was only for Mo Tan
As for a certain gay friend A who risked his life to accompany the gentleman, he really almost gave up his life, if he hadn't been used by Mo Tan Various methods, including but not limited to electric shocks, were used to force this guy to stay awake. The flight ticket he bought early last night was probably in vain.
So to briefly summarize, the general situation is that Yi Dong and Mo Tan drank at the barbecue stall for a whole night. The former almost drank himself to death in the process, while the latter did not switch once in the whole process. He kept chattering until dawn, and then at ten o'clock in the morning, Mo Tan took a taxi to the airport at his own expense. After watching the latter, who was almost completely demented, fly away, he took the bus home and threw himself on the bed to sleep. Less than four hours, then get up and make coffee.
That's probably what happened
As to whether the nonsense the night before was useful, it was undoubtedly useful. After all, Mo Tan, who had been in an 'absolutely neutral' personality for the entire half day, had already vented his anger before going to bed. More than 90% of the depression accumulated in my heart has also disappeared, so gay friend A’s performance in this incident can be said to be the greatest contribution.
However, if we quantify this incident and make a progress bar, yesterday's drink did not cause the 'emotional problem between Mo Tan (absolutely neutral) and Yu Chen' Even though it has barely turned into a negative number, the progress is still 0%, and it is estimated that it will remain at this value in a short period of time.
“Escape can’t solve the problem.”
At 19:27 PM on the same day, after drinking coffee, eating, feeding the cat, and passively switching into a chaotic neutral personality, I started to fight with Futaba online. Well, I went to the game forum to collect [Notes] information for half an hour, responded to Ito with a friendly and sarcastic response to her vomiting after successfully returning to Tokyo, passively transformed into a lawful good personality, and reported to Ito's parents who were a little worried about me. After being safe and declining Gu Xiaole's invitation of "Let's just come and play together" fifteen times in a row, Mo Tan stretched haggardly, took out his phone and checked the time, and walked to the game cabin with complicated emotions.
His mood couldn't help but be complicated. After all, he was also Mo Tan and had an 'absolutely neutral' personality. No one knew better than himself how entangled he was.
However, even though he spends about one-third of his time every day liking someone to the point of death, at this moment Mo Tan is completely unable to empathize with him. Even if it happens to him, he is Still can't feel any emotion.
All distracting thoughts only come from the entanglement of the rational level, which is the most objective and least objective position.
For no other reason, Mo Tan doesn't like Yu Chen at this moment.
For that girl who was as clear and warm as the morning light, he could not have any feelings other than friendship.
This is so fucking outrageous!
It’s just that it’s outrageous. Since it’s a problem that happens to you, no matter how curious you are, you must accept, face, and solve it, otherwise you will be irresponsible to everyone.
I feel sorry for myself, I feel sorry for Yuchen, and I even feel sorry for Ito who flew back from Japan without saying a word.
So, no matter how much you cut and straighten it out, you can’t escape it.
“Because.”
[Your mental connection has been detected and character information is being read.]
[Connection completed, character information is being read]
[Welcome back, Lawful Good Silence, will be uploaded soon. Entering the realm of innocence, I wish you a good night]
"Escape cannot solve the problem."
In the trance after reconnection, Mo Tan murmured this sentence in a low voice, not knowing Are you talking to yourself, or are you talking to yourself.
The next second.
“That’s right!”
But two dog shadows were seen rushing towards Mo Tan at the same time.
Then one of them knocked the other one away in the process, and ran straight into the arms of Mo Tan, who had not yet stood up. His pretty little face rubbed hard near Mo Tan's chin, and the silver-gray strip on his back The beautiful tail wagged rapidly.
There is no doubt that the girl in his arms can only be Ya Ya.
Mo Tan raised his arm and gently rubbed the girl's silky hair, then took it off his body. Then he stood up and looked at Cordoba, who was lying on the ground and struggling after being knocked to pieces by his teeth. Kobold form), curiously asked: "What did you want to say just now?"
But Cordoba seemed to have no intention of paying attention to him at all, and was just embarrassed. He stood up unbearably, stretched out his left paw and pointed at Mo Tan, while taking a few steps back in front of the graceful figure floating over, and screamed: "Classmate Xiao Ge, you heard it too! He said it himself He said that "escape can't solve the problem", so he will definitely not escape! Go find him! Please go find him for trying food and stuff! I don't have three health points right now! You bastard, just spare my life!"
"Hey, did he just talk about Xiao Ge?"
He was shivering not far away. Jadeka swallowed his saliva and quietly asked Dabus next to him: "What do you mean?"
Dabusi also tried hard to shrink himself into a ball and reduce his sense of presence. Booth also swallowed his saliva, carefully glanced at the tray in Ji Xiaoge's hand, and then lowered his voice and said, "Obviously, Cordoba knew Yege in real life, and he was so frightened that he couldn't make up his mind. You said it, and don’t you and Yaya also know that we are from another world, so it doesn’t matter even if we occasionally talk about the world view.”
"What about that? Is it possible that Yege's food is also available in your world?"
"Don't ask me, I don't know. We don't know each other in our own world. It should be said that I really I'm glad that I don't know Ye Ge."
"Why?"
"There's no Anthony over there who can eat for me."
"That's right. , Congratulations.”
"Same joy, same joy."
The two of them whispered with lingering fear, and closed their mouths instantly when the girl with a pair of snow-white wings not far away looked back.
“Really, why are all of them so cowardly!”
The girl in the apron stamped her feet dissatisfied, and hummed to Cordoba dissatisfied: “Yes. It’s not that Mo was offline and Anthony didn’t wake up, so I’m not interested in trying it with you ignorant guys!” [? ? ? 】
Mo Tan, who had just soothed his teeth, frowned. Although he didn't know what happened, he could analyze it from the plate of things in Ji Xiaoge's hand and the conversation the girl had just had with Cordoba.
Mom yeah! I'm afraid it's going to be cold!
He quickly came to the above conclusion.
“I’m too lazy to pay attention to you~”
Ji Xiaoge rolled his eyes at the trembling Cordoba, then put on a passionate expression, flapped his wings and flew straight to Motan In front of her, she held her little hands (and the tray in her hands) cutely and cutely and winked: "Good morning! Welcome back!"
Mo Tan, who had just muttered, "Escape can't solve the problem," laughed twice, and then said to Ji Xiaoge with a serious face: "Maybe what you saw of me was just an illusion, and the real Mo Tan was actually following me outside at the moment. My friend was drinking and didn’t come back at all.”
After that, he closed his eyes decisively and passed out as realistically as possible. At first glance, it looked like he was not online yet.
"Eh? Is that so?"
Ji Xiaoge knelt next to Mo Tan with a bright smile, grabbed the latter's head and moved it to his lap, and asked with a smile Said: "Then what do you think "When will you come back?"
Mo Tan, whose heartbeat suddenly increased by half a beat, closed his eyes tightly and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "Probably after Cordoba and the others have eaten. .”
"F*ck!"
Cordoba, who was patting his chest not far away and congratulating himself on escaping, suddenly jumped three feet high and said angrily: "I didn't expect you, Mo, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. You've also betrayed the revolution! What do you mean, wait until we're full! Open your eyes and take a good look at that bastard of yours. He's so kicking! You can believe it when he stuttered after being fed by Ye Ge last night! It’s been a night and I still haven’t come back to life!”
Ji Xiaoge blushed and gritted her teeth: “It was just an accident! I’m still very confident about eating this test dish! It’s over! It’s delicious!”
“You said you tried it before Wang Ba dared to eat it!”
Cordoba pointed to the one not far away. Lying on its back, foaming at the mouth, and with no bright eyes, the turtle species shouted hysterically: "But it still kicked its legs!!"
Ji Xiaoge put the tray in his hand on the ground expressionlessly, then took out his Catlin from his bag and pulled the trigger without looking back.
Thud, tug, tug, tug, tug! ! ! !
The world is clean.
“Come on, open your mouth.”
With a smile, he threw aside the fierce soldier who was still emitting green smoke. The girl who picked up the tray again magically took out a pair of chopsticks. He added a piece of meat that was light pink all over and looked fresh and plump and brought it to Mo Tan's mouth: "Ah~~~"
"I surrender"
Feeling that he was about to be forcibly kicked out of the game due to 'heart rhythm disorder', 'blood pressure surge' and other reasons due to knee pillow, Mo Tan sighed, propped up his body and pulled away from Ji Xiaoge He took the pair of chopsticks in his hand and put the piece of meat that didn't look very poisonous into his mouth as if he was appointed. He immediately took out three bottles of healing potion and two bottles of antidote from his bag, ready to go at any time. Put it in your mouth.
Ya covered his eyes.
Jadeka and Dabus looked away unbearably.
Córdoba, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, was more loyal. When he saw that Mo Tan dared to put that thing into his mouth, he immediately jumped up, flying with a pair of short legs. He jumped over, took out two blank parchments and a quill, and wrote on He wrote the word "will" squarely and put it gently in front of Mo Tan. Then he arranged a string of beads from somewhere and hung it around his neck. Baoxiang solemnly recited: "Namo Amita Po Ye Duo Taga Duo Ye, Duo Di Ye Ta Ami Du Po Bi"
That's right, it's the Rebirth Mantra.
Then Ji Xiaoge fed him an unshelled egg, and the world became pure again.
Looking at Mo Tan's side
One second has passed, two seconds have passed, five seconds have passed, and half a minute has passed.
The health value is normal!
Physical fitness is normal!
Sexual orientation is normal!
No exception in the status bar!
The cardiopulmonary function is normal!
Sight, smell, touch, hearing, and taste are normal!
【Everything is normal! ? 】
Mo Tan recalled the soft texture, tender and delicious food, and fresh taste, and felt that he was just dreaming now!
It’s not that the piece of meat just now was really so delicious that he could shine and the diners would burst into tears. The fundamental reason why he was so shocked was because the thing didn’t come from someone else. Logically speaking, it would not be surprising for the 'cuisine' created by Ji Xiaoge to kill the eater on the spot!
It turns out that this thing is not only edible, but also quite delicious! !
How could this not shock Mo Tan.
God feels pity for me. Could it be that this girl's persistence finally moved God, Buddha, Allah, the Holy Mother, the system, King Frieza and other beings to modify her cooking skills that can kill gods and demons to the point where she can eat them in her mouth? Is it enough? !
Do miracles really exist?
Can this world be so gentle?
“It’s delicious!”
Mo Tan, who seemed to have broken through the mortal world and tasted the Three Realms and Five Elements in one bite, gave the girl a thumbs up and praised without hesitation: “That’s great. Eat! ”
"But I always feel that you are thinking of something very rude."
"Haha, Yege, you really know how to joke, so how did you make this? It's so delicious!"
< br>“It’s made from fish!”
“Oh, how do you make it?”
“Just cut the fish first and then put it on the plate.”
"Hmm, what happens next?"
"It's gone."
"Huh?"
"It's gone. It's all on the plate, what else can there be? .”
“Hmm?”
Chapter 748: The End
(End of this chapter)