Chapter 1067 Fatal Game (V)
In a moment, Futaba, with a depressed face, and Mo Tan, whose face was once again made pale by the teleportation array, left the magnificent library behind them and started over. Arrived in the sun.
"I feel so upset."
The girl sighed and muttered in a low voice: "I am shocked."
Mo Tan shook his head. Staggering a few steps on the spot, he consoled with a rather distorted expression: "Even those legendary strong men with long-standing reputation must have...experienced this kind of thing, ugh, so Futaba, you don't need to pay too much attention, step by step and slowly Just take your time, after all, you are a... uh... genius."
Futaba glared at him and said dryly: "There is no need to emphasize this obvious fact. Instead of talking nonsense like this, can't you try to please me with some more technical methods? For example, you can stand in place. A blast or something.”
[The premonition has been triggered, there are still 1 minute and 7 seconds before the forced offline]
At the same time, at the moment Futaba finished speaking, the system showed no emotion or gloating at all. A cold beep sounded in his ear.
【Have you ever opened your mouth before? 】
Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, and then immediately began to think with a lot of sugar consumption at a thinking efficiency that was twice that of ordinary people.
[Tsk tsk, sure enough, the expected scene has appeared~]
[Now there is a handsome guy who is about to go offline, and a dog that will probably stop after discovering the fact that this handsome guy is 'disconnected' A mad woman who wakes up, sharpens her sword and prepares to kill. 】
[In this case, if this handsome guy is in a desperate situation, then he is very likely to acquire a brand new, fortressed life-saving skill out of grief and anger, similar to [Wise Man’s Foresight] It's the kind of thing that doesn't sound like much, but is so easy to use. 】
【Then, this handsome guy will master that thing in a short period of time, and then rely on his clever mind that is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea to save the day, and finally fool this crazy woman into lameness. HAPPYEND. 】
【Then, here comes the question...】
[Am I considered to be ‘desperate’ now? 】
After asking himself so, Mo Tan sighed quietly in his heart, and quickly came to a regrettable conclusion-
It doesn’t count!
Although the game in front of him is indeed a bit difficult to break, it is far more than making him cornered, at least subjectively.
So, despite some regrets, Mo Tan reluctantly took action to 'self-save'. The specific manifestation was that he took a sharp breath of cold air, and then suddenly stood up from his hunched body. Straight, he shifted his entire body weight to his toes, quickly let go of his hands covering his stomach, and let out a weird moan from his throat.
"F*ck!"
Futaba was shocked at that moment, and in the next second she jumped away from Mo Tan like a panicked rabbit, pointing at the tip of the latter's nose from four or five steps away. Shouted: "You're not! You're not! You... stay away from me and hurry up!"
Because of her irregular work schedule and unhealthy diet all year round, this girl understood Frank immediately. What does Hughes' sudden behavior mean? To put it simply...
"If you dare to shit in front of me!"
Futaba gritted his teeth and glared at Mo Tan, In an instant, at least six layers of mana barriers flowing with various elements were laid out in front of him, and he screamed: "I dare to put those things back from your mouth!!"
[Six layers of high-level elemental shields, and six layers without duplicates. You have the nerve to say that your magic power has been completely consumed! ? 】
Mo Tan first cursed in his heart, then nodded slowly with a livid face, and said with difficulty: "Hug...I'm sorry, Futaba, but I haven't...well! But also I can't hold on for too long...here...is there anything that can help me..."
[There are 59 seconds left until forced offline]
The system began to urge mercilessly, but the voice still followed It's always full of machinery and coldness, with absolutely no intention of taking pleasure in others' misfortune.
“I don’t even fucking know!”
Futaba took a few steps back again and screamed with a crazy look on his face: "This is my first time here too! And you bastard, don't you know that beautiful girls don't have to go to the toilet!"
"Then...what will I..."
"Hey! Don't go towards me! You...you go Somewhere else! Go and strangle yourself where I can’t see you! Don’t come here, you bastard!” Mo Tan, whose lips trembled uncontrollably and gasped for air, struggled to maintain the conversation, neither of them daring to act rashly.
The one who broke the deadlock was a half-dragon boy with short hair and wearing the uniform of an unknown college who had just walked out of the library.
“This classmate.”
The short-haired man stopped next to Mo Tan, whose face was livid because he had consciously held his breath. Then he took half a step back seriously and asked: "You Is this your first time in the library?”
[There are still 48 seconds left until forced offline]
Mo Tan nodded stiffly: “Yes”
"This is your first time using the teleportation array?"
"Hmm..."
"Your stomach is churning now?"
"Hmm..."
"About to squirt?"
"..."
"Haha, sorry, sorry, because I also had a stomachache when I first came here, so I can tell at a glance. You go around this platform and turn left. Walk a few more steps. You can see the toilet in just a few steps. If you walk quickly, it won't take you half a minute. You should be able to make it in time."
The short-haired half-dragon kindly pointed out a clear path for the 'comrade' in front of him, and then lowered his head. He lowered his gaze and let out a mixed sigh: "You are lucky to have met me. I was... looking for it for about five minutes... but I still couldn't hold it in."
【Fuck! 】
Mo Tan and Futaba let out an all-powerful sigh in their hearts at the same time, and their eyes suddenly became kind when they looked at the short-headed half-dragon student.
"Since then, Sarah has never talked to me again..."
The boy looked at the sky at a 45° angle with a melancholy face, and murmured in a low voice: "So brother, don't make the same mistake again. My mistake, I can hold it back now...Eh? Where is the person?"
"Go take a dump."
Futaba pointed not far away expressionlessly. Mo Tan limped back and gave the answer with a twitching corner of his mouth.
“It’s great... I have time to go to the toilet to poop.”
"..."
"Ah, by the way, haven't you asked me your name yet? I'm from Versailles Monkey School..."
"Get out."
"Huh?"
"I said 'get out'! Get out of my way quickly, you shit-spitting man!"
"Squirt... man who sprays shit!?"
......
Game time PM13:21
Academy City Central District, [Stars] high-end hotel chain under the Steam Foundation Top floor, Suite Zero
“I’m back~”
Mo Tan opened the door with the card that Diana had given him early, walked into the main hall happily, and smiled at the beautiful figure not far away who was leaning on the corner of the sofa in a daze: "It's so early today, my dear. "
"Frank!"
Diana immediately let out a short exclamation, and then 'bounced' from the sofa with agility that was hardly like a mage. She quickly ran towards her lover holding the hem of her skirt. She was wearing a simple but expensive dark blue dress today instead of the previous dress. Although it might look a little hot, This master who has profound knowledge in mysticism obviously knows how to keep his clothes at a constant temperature for a long time, so he doesn't feel stuffy.
I don’t know why, although Frank likes to dress cooler when the two of them are alone, he always has a tough attitude and makes himself change into relatively tight clothes before going out. Diana didn't hate this kind of dominance, on the contrary, she could vaguely guess the reason, and she enjoyed the slightly childish behavior of her boyfriend who was several years younger than her but extremely mature.
[Thank you for wanting to monopolize Diana's style, even though Diana is not a charming woman. 】
This is one of the passages in her diary that not even her best friend Ana Ta Rasha has read.
In short, Diana, who was well-dressed but still couldn't hide her beautiful figure, rushed towards Mo Tan, and Frank Hughes also opened his arms at the same time, wanting to give his lover A loving hug.
Then——
“Stop!”
The petite, flat-faced, four-eyed genius beautiful girl mage suddenly appeared between the two of them, stretched out her small hand and forced Diana to stumble to a stop, and said sternly: "Don't hug me! This person just pooped!"
< br>Diana: "Huh?"
Mo Tan: "..."
"Yes, I mean, this person just pooped! Not long ago!"< br>
Futaba emphasized it solemnly, directly and unilaterally breaking the promise she had made with Frank not long ago, and said in a deep voice: "It took a long time!"
Mo Tan scratched his hair in embarrassment and whispered: "Actually, it hasn't been long..."
"Shut up! Shit!"
Futaba glared with disgust. He glanced at Mo Tan, and then continued to say sternly to Diana: "So you understand! This man just came from When he came out of the toilet, he might still have... Damn it!"
"I miss you, Frank"
He walked briskly around Futaba and plunged into Mo Tan's arms. Diana, who was in the center, rubbed the former's chin, and with a slightly red face, gave all her weight to the other person.
"If I had known you could come back so soon, I wouldn't have gone anywhere and waited for you."
Sniffing the fragrance of Diana's hair, Mo Tan began to consider whether to give it to his own home. He changed the brand of air freshener and asked with a smile: "How long have you been waiting?"
"Actually, it didn't take long."
Diana touched the tip of Motan's nose and said softly: "Well, what Futaba just said..."
" Ahem... Actually, the two of us just went to the library in the inner ring area.”
Mo Tan smiled coquettishly, hugged his lover lightly and said with a smile: "Thank you for helping me get the certificate before. I found a lot of good books there."
"Hey, you Just like it~"
"But maybe it's because I'm not used to the space teleportation array inside...I...had a little physical problem when I left. Oh, don't show such an expression. That's it. It's just an ordinary stomach upset, so I wasted a little time in the toilet."
"Space teleportation..."
Diana frowned, and then left Mo Tan's room reluctantly. Hug, turned back to Futaba and stretched out his hand: "Bring it here."
Futaba rolled his eyes: "What?"
"The trial work of your recent project is for Frank."
"Huh? I only have one piece of that thing, why should I give it to you? Him?”
“Because Futaba is already an adult. He is a mature high-level mage, and he has also studied space magic, so he should learn to neutralize the adverse effects of space teleportation on his own."
"Dai is such a mature high-level mage! Anna, don’t go too far!”
"Your project was sponsored by Brother Kenneth..."
"So what!"
"I will consider sponsoring you a little bit."
"This It's not about money. I don't want to lose face. How can I just give it to you?"
"In addition to the materials, I can also provide a little experimental funding. You can spend it as you please without asking. species.”
"Take it."
Futaba happily took out a hexagonal silver plate from his luggage and threw it to Diana: "Who among us follows whom? Diana, your business is mine. Your boyfriend is my boyfriend!"
In an instant, a row of huge composite magic arrays flashing with hazy starlight appeared above Futaba's head.
“Hey, hey, hey! I’m kidding! I don’t like this kind of man who can still poop!”
Being in that big row makes me feel dizzy just by looking at it. Futaba immediately gave in to the array that combined epic magic knowledge and astrology and could blow him up alive within a few seconds.
"I'm joking too. These are just star maps that I reproduced with my magic power. If you learn astrology from me carefully, you won't be confused~"
Diana covered her mouth and chuckled, casually He dispersed the 'star maps' that were actually not lethal at all, then handed the metal plate in his hand to Mo Tan, and said with great pride: "This is a topic that Futaba has been working on recently. You can carry this with you from now on. It won’t be particularly uncomfortable during space teleportation.”
Mo Tan touched the tip of his nose and said sheepishly: “This... feels like a very important thing, I’d better not accept it. Well, just get used to the teleportation thing."
"I am your lover, Futaba is my apprentice, you don't need to be embarrassed about her."
Diana. Shaking his head, he firmly put the mithril plate in his hand into Mo Tan's arms: "Take it as long as you are told!"
Mo Tan was helpless and reluctantly nodded: "That's... okay..."
[Trial Mithril Resonance Rune Base Plate]
Category: Special
Quality: Only Excellent
Manufacturer: Futaba
Technical Advisor: Kenneth A. Azizolti
Effect: To a certain extent, offset the negative effects that may be caused to the user during space teleportation.
[Remarks: This is a small-scale trial model that greatly saves manufacturing costs. The back is printed with the dog-like signature of Master Futaba. 】
……
【Smells~】
After a mouthful of soft rice, Mo Tan, who was refreshed, took the rune substrate into his arms and nodded vigorously to Futaba: "I will definitely cherish it."
"As long as you don't use that thing to do weird things."
Futaba waved his hands indifferently, and then glanced at Diana in Mo Tan's arms: "By the way, I went to a I went to the 31st area of the library..."
"Eh?"
"I read a lot of books."
"Ah!" Chapter Sixty: The End
(End of this chapter)