Chapter 1155: People are iron, food is steel
Real time AM07:26
“Face the reality, sister.”
Elegantly picked up a tissue and wiped it Ji Xiaodao stood up lightly, left the dining table and came to the sofa in the living room where he had been squatting since just now. In front of the beautiful autistic girl with circles on her hair, she stretched out her hand and rubbed the girl's slightly frizzy shoulder-length hair: "Good boy, eat."
Ji Xiaoge flattened his mouth, angry. He bulgingly turned his face to one side, and in a rare act of being playful with his sister, protested: "I won't eat it!"
"I want something to eat."
Looking at his sister who rarely got angry with him with some humor, Ji Xiaodao raised his index finger and shook it seriously: "If you don't eat breakfast, you will be lack of energy all day long. Oh."
Ji Xiaoge snorted and turned 180 degrees while hugging his knees, leaving only a beautiful back for his favorite sister: "If you don't eat, you won't eat. Eat, I have no appetite! Lose weight!”
“Oh, okay, okay.”
Sighing somewhat helplessly, Ji Xiaodao stood up and walked back to the table. While clearing away the dishes, he said: "Then I'll lose weight with my sister. If you don't have breakfast, sister, then I'll skip lunch and dinner. Anyway, the weather is so hot, I really don't have much appetite."
Then Ji Xiaoge suddenly jumped up and trotted all the way to Ji Xiaodao menacingly. Then he raised his chest, raised his head, put his left hand on his hips, pointed his right hand firmly at the tip of the latter's nose, and said loudly: "Don't eat it..." …Hmm!”
“Okay, listen to sister.”
Ji Xiaodao, who had quickly stuffed a steamed bun into his sister’s mouth just two seconds ago, blinked. Blinking, he walked briskly behind Ji Xiaoge and pressed her on the chair. He magically restored the steamed buns, wontons, sweet soy milk and a small cup of rice vinegar to the dining table, and said with a smile: "Then let's eat quickly. "
"嘤! "
Ji Xiaoge looked sad and tried to act coquettishly.
It probably means that I'm still angry, sister, you can't be like this, at least you can coax me a little longer.
“嘤~”
As a result, Ji Xiaodao, who is usually cold and unsmiling, turned his head, raised his hands in front of his chest like a COS kitten, and blinked pitifully. A coquettish version with a more adorable style was reproduced.
Then the girl controller, who was originally planning to struggle, broke through the defense directly.
“Damn it!!!”
While stuffing buns into his mouth angrily, Ji Xiaoge shouted with a sad face and slurred speech: "Xiaodao, you are so generous and so generous... Wow!"
Ji Xiaodao Immediately put the soy milk into the hand of my sister who choked because she ate too quickly. , helplessly caressing Ji Xiaoge's back to comfort him: "Eat slowly..."
"Tons, tons, tons... woo!"
"They all say Slow down!”
“Hey~”
"Stop giggling and have a good breakfast!"
"Yeah!"
......
That's it, the soft (coquettish and cute) hard on Ji Xiao Island (Threats to lose weight) were all implemented. Ji Xiaoge, who was obviously her sister but was childish in most situations, finally finished her breakfast and continued to be autistic.
“I thought you loved me, Xiaodao!”
Lying on the table with his cheeks puffed out, Ji Xiaoge put heavy pressure on his sister who was washing dishes and chopsticks.
"Love."
Ji Xiaodao nodded, cleaning up the mess quickly with hands and feet, and smiled without looking back: "I love you very much."
Ji Xiaoge continued to pouting like a hamster and said angrily: "But now even you are complaining that my cooking is not good..."
"Everyone Everyone has their own things they are good at and things they are not good at.”
Ji Xiaodao turned on the faucet and flicked the water droplets on his sister's pretty face like a prank: "Actually, sister, you know it yourself, you do have some skills in cooking." Lack of a little bit of talent...well, although from a certain perspective it can be called another talent."
Ji Xiaoge wrinkled his nose and trotted to Ji. Xiaodao hugged him in front of him and buried his head in In the latter's chest, he said dullly: "But Xiaodao, you never said that before!"
"Because we have been living with our parents before."
Ji Xiaodao put his arm around his sister's shoulders and smiled: "At that time, even if my sister and mother occasionally made a midnight snack or something, I could ask dad to eat most of it."
"Dad ate it. So happy!”
Ji Xiaoge is super loud.
"Didn't Aunt Bai say it before? Dad still practiced, otherwise he would have died when he fell in love with mom."
Ji Xiaodao gave very calmly Got the correct answer.
“But grandpa also likes to eat the food cooked by my mother and me!”
Ji Xiaoge protested strongly.
"Grandpa secretly told me that one of the main reasons why he agreed to his father's relationship with his mother was that his father had promised him, 'I will be responsible for all the cooking of your daughter from now on.'"
Ji Xiaodao argued with reason.
"Xiaodao, you are lying! Every time we eat together, my father is always very diligent in picking up food for grandpa! My mother and I make it all!"
Ji Xiaoge said Don't believe it.
“Yes, because he has eaten up my mother and wiped her clean, and he has our two good daughters, what else can grandpa do to him?”
Ji Xiaodao's face was expressionless.
"Wow! Is dad so bad?"
Ji Xiaoge was shocked.
“Isn’t dad bad?”
Ji Xiaodao asked rhetorically.
"..."
Ji Xiaoge was silent, because she suddenly discovered that the person in her family did not do his job all day long. His biggest hobby was to go to relatives and friends' houses to eat and drink, and to squat in front of the school in the middle of the night to pay attention to those who pursued her. The father who puts boys in sacks and shoots black bricks seems to be really not a good person.
"It's over, Xiaodao."
Ji Xiaoge's expression suddenly collapsed, and he muttered with a sad face: "It's okay if you don't say it. If you say this, dad is here for me." The image in his mind seems to have been completely shattered.”
Subconsciously recalling his father’s face, which was not ugly but was weak, lazy and flat, Ji Xiaodao couldn’t help but raise his eyebrows. The corner of her mouth curled up: "Sister, don't you still think dad is a superman until now?"
"Dad said he saved the world."
Ji Xiaoge flattened his mouth and muttered without confidence.
"Yes, yes, yes~"
Ji Xiaodao nodded very seriously, covered his mouth and chuckled: "He has saved several versions of the world, from running away the sneezing monster When it comes to fighting against square dancers in outer space, it takes dozens if not hundreds of times."
Ji Xiaoge looked disillusioned: "So dad didn't actually use the Sima vat to quell the sneezing in the alley next to his hometown. The big monster didn’t blow up the Square Dancer’s flagship with their anti-matter weapons, and he didn’t even have the stage name of ‘Beautiful Girl Comrade Black Dress Mask’?”
"Sister..."
Ji Xiaodao twitched the corner of his mouth and said earnestly: "I feel that the conversation between us is gradually slipping to the preschool level."
"Alas! "
Ji Xiaoge sighed and said aggrievedly: "Okay, no more joking, Xiaodao, do you think my skills can be saved?"
"..."
"Xiao Dao?"
"Sister, how about we talk about the black dress mask."
"Bullying!"
Ji Xiaoge started Angry, he pouted: "Bad Xiaodao bullies people!"
The exhausted sister covered her forehead and said earnestly: "Sister, you have to face reality."
"Well..."
Ji Xiaoge pursed her lips, a hint of cunning suddenly flashed in her eyes, and then muttered thoughtfully: "Well, that's true. After all, I am also a big girl. From now on You have to get married, and if you overestimate your capabilities and insist on challenging the impossible, you will always feel sorry for your husband’s family!”
The next moment, the warmth brought by the hot summer was swept away. a touch The cold murderous intention flashed in the eyes of the girl wearing a black nightgown and a pink apron, but she saw her lips parted slightly, exhaled like a blue, and let out a lazy, indifferent, slightly high-pitched voice, full of murderous intent. "Huh?" br>
"Of course not, sister."
Ji Xiaodao narrowed his eyes slightly and said calmly: "To conquer a man's heart, you must first conquer that man's stomach. Of course, that also includes what you just mentioned. The...stomach of the mother-in-law's family."
Ji Xiaoge suddenly showed a smile of success and said coquettishly: "But. I don’t have a boyfriend yet!”
“It doesn’t matter, so that you won’t be in a hurry when the time comes, sister, you can start training with the love lunch box.”
Ji Xiaodao took a deep breath. tone, and then added slowly: "But training is training, I don't want to eat."
Obviously, it's not that she didn't see the conspiracy of her sister, it's just that she was more inclined to prioritize how to destroy...well, how to conquer the stomachs of Ji Xiaoge's future husband and his family than such trivial matters.
“Why!”
“It’s no harm to my family.”
“Xiaodao, you just said you wanted to conquer the stomachs of my mother-in-law’s family!”
"No harm to your family."
"I'm so sad!"
Ji Xiaoge was about to cry.
"It's okay, sister, I will help you."
In view of the fact that our country has a complete set of punishments, Ji Xiaodao still has no intention of letting his sister develop love independently. After all, not everyone is as stubborn as their father.
“Oh, no fuss, no fuss, but I saw a recipe for snacks in a magazine a few days ago. It’s very simple. Can my sister make it for you?”
"..."
"Xiaodao, you can always supervise and teach me! We will strictly follow the recipe!"
"..."
" Okay~No~Okay~"
"..."
"Teach~Teach~Sister~Sister~"
"Sister, you have to... do as I say."
"Okay! Teacher Xiaodao!"
< br>"Yes, yes, Xiaodao, you know! Wang Yu, Mo Tan and I are going to have an online gay massage today!"
"Huh?"
"Yeah! It's rare to get together in a game. We plan to have a good get-together in Academy City!"
"Just the three of you?"
"Uh..."
“Huh?”
“Actually...”
......
Real time AM 11:47
City B, Dexin District, Mo Tan’s apartment
“Although I knew it would not end so easily, this kind of It feels really bad.”
Having been sitting on the sofa all morning, even though he went downstairs to feed the cat, he only went downstairs to feed the cat. He didn’t eat breakfast, go for a morning run, or even wash up. He murmured with a haggard face, looking extremely tired.
There is nothing wrong with him physically, but mentally, he is under tremendous pressure at this moment.
The reason is that not long ago, Mo Tan bid farewell to the fun-loving group in the game. Helping people, when they were walking towards Linyin Inn... very suddenly, without warning, the whole person was broken into pieces.
Although he did not contact Wang Badan at that time, and the surrounding environment was completely deserted, the character of 'Mo' would probably disappear directly into the realm of innocence, but the matter of 'Fragment' It still made him feel very uncomfortable.
There are so many reasons that there is no need to go into details.
In short, Mo Tan is very resistant to this feeling of being completely unable to control himself and extremely uneasy, no matter which personality he has.
But he can only resist...
Although Mo Tan is a person who is good at solving problems (and in a sense, he is also good at creating problems), he has still not found a person who can solve problems in the past six months. The way to improve his "fragmentation" problem is just like he can't cure his atypical split personality.
For a whole morning, he passively switched personalities twice, but whether he found that the time had inexplicably changed to seven o'clock when he left the cabin, he was in a confused 'Lawful Good' state, or he had finished feeding The cat queen simply idles her mind and catches up on her beauty sleep on the sofa in a state of 'chaotic neutrality', or she wakes up in a state of 'absolute neutrality' and continues to shiver after waking up. Neither of them has the slightest motivation to solve the problem.
If it could be solved, it would have been solved long ago.
It has been delayed until now, naturally because it cannot be solved at all.
But if you can’t solve it, you still have to worry...
Although there is no basis for it, Mo Tan always feels that this fragment should not be a flashback, so if nothing unexpected happens, from now on Starting today, I will probably face the situation of being disconnected for several hours every day.
Fiyali's business...
Diana's deception...
Plan to visit Dabus...
The entertainment of the Diesel family...
The daily life of Hei Fan and Yu Chen...
Prepare a surprise for Futaba...
These are possible at any time at a glance Things that will cause trouble and unstable fragments will definitely add insult to injury and drive people to death.
Of course, and the most important thing——
'Falalalala~falalalala~'
At this moment, a cheerful ringtone rang in his pocket. Mo Tan took out his phone with a long sigh and looked down. A subtle look suddenly appeared on his face. He paused for several seconds. He opened the answer button: "Hello? Is this Xiaodao-san? "
"Yes, I hope you won't be disappointed."
Ji Xiaodao's slightly trembling voice came from inside, and continued after a brief pause: "Is it convenient to talk now?"
"Well, it's quite convenient."
"That's good, I heard... ugh... you and your sister are going to be in the game tonight... ugh! See you... meet."
"Uh, Xiaodao-san, are you okay?"< br>
“It’s okay, tell me quickly, are you Want to meet?”
“Well, there is indeed an arrangement, ah! But Yuchen is here, so don’t think too much...”
“I didn’t think much about it, actually I just I want you to stare at someone else.”
"What do you mean?"
"Ugh!"
"Are you okay! It sounds like something is not good! What on earth is going on..."
"Sweet..."
"Sweet?"
"Sweet... order."
"Dessert?!"
"Well, dessert."
Chapter 1,148: The End
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