Chapter 1256: Forcefully driving away ducks to protect flowers
Idong, who did not realize the seriousness of the problem, was severely hit.
Obviously, although he is very interested in the 18-ban doujinshi with a bit of sex, and he doesn’t mind the existence of beautiful boys in it, but they are all beautiful boys, and not a single beautiful girl can be classified as such. He was still very respectful and insensitive to the picture books that were prohibited from being published.
"Let's discuss..."
Idong trembled and tugged at Mo Tan on the other side of the screen, and said dryly: "You can hack into my mailbox later, okay. Let’s delete that thing.”
[Leave it to me. 】
Giving Yi Dong a look with the above meaning, Mo Tan said with a very sincere taunt on Hegu Xiaole's lips: "It's none of my business. I have to read the book I want even if I cry."
“That’s right, that’s right.”
Gu Xiaole nodded vigorously, with a fanatical light flashing in his eyes: “Yidong, you have to read it carefully! Maybe you can discover some new continents. What! Our ancestors just said that, you haven’t been in love with a man, how do you know you like a woman?”
The corner of Yi Dong’s mouth twitched and he said palely: Please don’t let me know which ancestor said this, or I’ll dig up your grave.”
"Hey, we are still so feudal in this age."
Gu Xiaole curled his lips in dissatisfaction and said with a smile: "To be honest, maybe after reading the book I drew, you will know that you like Tanjiang It’s my idea, you two should be the right one.”
[Take me with you when you dig the grave. 】
Mo Tan conveyed the signal to Yi Dong with his eyes.
【You'd better delete Sister Xiaole's stuff as soon as possible, otherwise if I really wake up to some weird hobby, haha...】
Yi Dong returned a meaningful look to Mo Tan.
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Anyway, remember to read it when you have time. It would be best if you could post some thoughts after reading it."
Gu Xiaole did not miss it. The two of them thought they had hidden eye contact, but they did not continue to hold on to the tension between the beautiful boy and the beautiful boy. They just said briskly: "So, am I being exchanged? Idong, you have been doing nothing all day long. There's nothing wrong. If you have time to play games at home, why not accompany you, Sister Xiaole, and I'll go to school to go through the formalities."
Yidong shook his head vigorously: "No, I really have something to do today. "
Gu Xiaole looked at his cousin suspiciously, with a face full of disbelief: "What's going on? If you dare to tell me that you are playing games in the room, don't blame me for whipping you."< br>
"Do your homework."
Yidong sighed feebly, and said dryly with a sad face: "Director Pang Pang is crazy. I just found out yesterday that he asked each of us to submit an essay of at least ten Two A4 papers, the topic is..."
"Don't tell me this!"
Gu Xiaole let out a scream and said angrily: "I finally got rid of those things. Damn it! I haven’t touched a single step on my graduation thesis yet!”
“Eh?”
Mo Tan suddenly looked at Gu Xiaole with some curiosity and asked, "Sister Xiaole, what major do you major in?"
"Ah? I am in the research class of the Department of Humanities and Social Sciences."
Gu Xiaole blinked and shrugged: "I studied archeology."
Yidong, who heard about his cousin's major for the first time, was stunned at the time: "Archaeology? Digging graves Grave digging? "
"Not too bad. In fact, our major is mainly about the study of the Paleolithic Age in Japan and East Asia, such as the hunting techniques used by prehistoric hunter-gatherers. "
Gu Xiaole rubbed the tip of his nose and shrugged: "But I personally prefer digging graves...well, digging graves using proper means, reasonably and legally, and studying some semi-modern things."
< br>Yidong rolled his eyes and asked curiously: "Why do you, a girl, learn this thing?"
"It's easy."
Gu Xiaole replied casually In one sentence, he said lazily: "And you can still ask when you encounter something you don't understand. Well, although I am still an excellent student, I don't really need to ask much, but it is still somewhat helpful."
Yidong twitched the corner of his mouth and said dryly: "Even if you learn to sweep the floor, you can still ask if you don't understand."
"What do you know?"
Gu Xiaole raised his head and proudly said with his hands on his hips: "I can directly ask Nobunaga-san how he was burned to death at that time, and I even checked the answer with Mitsuhide-chan. Can you do it instead?”
Idong reflected that it took him a long time to figure out that Gu Xiaole was actually telling him about Honnoji Temple. Regarding the change, he immediately smiled proudly: "What do you mean, I was in love with Princess Ashi."
Gu Xiaole asked without thinking: "You just said you used it when you played the Warring States Period Asai Nagamasa can’t do it”
Ito: “…”
Gu Xiaole raised her eyebrows slightly: "By the way, Ah Shi remarried Gui Shibata later."
"No, I didn't complain when you were talking nonsense!"
Idong was like that at that time. He quit and said angrily: "Why can't I just say a few words?"
"Who is talking nonsense? I was..."
Halfway through Gu Xiaole's words, he suddenly reacted He came over and quickly swallowed back the content about 'I am chatting and laughing with ghosts', and hummed: "Because I am your sister, you have to let me go!"
Yi Dong sneered and scoffed: "Where does this fallacy come from?"
"Okay."
Gu Xiaole sighed and raised his long legs: "Then... Because you can't beat me, so So you have to let me."
Yidong shivered and nodded briefly: "That's right!"
"Then, let's go back to the room and change clothes. .”
Gu Xiaole patted Yidong's shoulder hard and said with a smile: "I heard that the school is open. Maybe you can treat me to dinner at noon."
Idong nodded with a frown, and was about to agree, but Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he looked up at the gloating face on the phone: "Oh, that's right. !”
As Yi Dong’s best friend for many years, Mo Tan almost guessed what this guy was going to say the moment the former raised his head, and shouted loudly: “Wait a minute, Yi Dong!”
But he failed. Yidong, who also knew Mo Tan, didn't give him a chance to struggle.
"Mo Tan can go with you! He has much more free time than me!"
Yi Dong happily pointed at his friends on the phone screen and said to Gu Xiaole happily: "Think about it! Cousin, on one side is my incompetent good-for-nothing brother, and on the other side is the lovable Tanjiang. Even a fool knows that he should let Who will accompany you? ”
< br>Gu Xiaole was stunned for a moment, then narrowed his eyes dangerously (at least in Mo Tan's opinion), carefully looked at the 'Tanjiang' on the phone, his beautiful eyebrows slightly frowned, and hesitantly said: "But... Uh...will I cause trouble to Tan-chan? ?”
“Hey, what’s the trouble? Tanjiang is different from me. She has already finished her summer homework.”
Idong smiled and ignored Mo Tantou. He looked at me and grinned: "Isn't that right, Tanjiang? Mo Tan's reaction was not slow, and he immediately shook his head and said: "No, I didn't actually do much homework, and I was preparing to study the paper assigned by Director Pang, so I was planning to check the information and draw pictures..."< br>
"That's great!"
Idong clapped his hands with a 'pop' sound, and said happily: "I will go to the library to check the information, and I will copy the useful content directly and send it to you. , as for you, just go to school with Sister Xiaole and accompany her. The formalities have been completed. I can lend my car to Sister Xiaole and take the subway there myself."
Mo Tan opened his mouth and was about to say something when he met Gu Xiaole's expectant gaze. At the same time. , his mood also quietly experienced some complicated changes.
Of course, this change is not because of something impossible like 'Tanjiang suddenly noticed Sister Xiaole's extraordinary feminine charm', it's just...
Okay Well, we can simply call this situation 'sick'.
Yes, it seems that God is helping Yidong escape from Gu Xiaole's clutches. When Mo Tan, who was mediocre and conformist in all aspects under the 'current situation', regained clarity in his eyes, he had become a very talkative person from the bottom of his heart. people.
In game terms, Mo Tan is in a state of 'lawful good' at this moment. Although he does not strictly meet this definition in essence, it has to be said that now No matter how you look at it, he is a 'good guy'.
Gu Xiaole did not notice this detail. In fact, after deliberate training, most people would find it difficult to detect the process of Mo Tan's personality transformation.
But Yidong was not among them, so he found out, and then he knew that he was sure.
“Help~”
He winked at his friend with a smile, rushed his hands towards Gu Xiaole as if displaying goods, and said with a smile: "Do you really have the heart to reject an overseas compatriot who is unfamiliar with the country? Do you really want to live up to the organization's expectations?" Do you trust me?"
"I..."
Mo Tan opened his mouth, but was still caught in Gu Xiaole's shining eyes (she seemed happy to cooperate with Yi Dong to show herself) Defeated, he glared at Yi Dong secretly and smiled bitterly: "I want to feed a cat first."
"Yeah!!"
Gu Xiaole immediately happily turned over the phone. He threw it high, and after cheering, he happily said, "Tan-chan, wait for me to drive to pick you up," and ran out of the room.
Thirty seconds later
"What the hell are you doing..."
Mo Tan stared at Yi Dong with an unkind look and asked, "Why do I want you to accompany me?" It should be more appropriate."
Yidong, on the other hand, hummed a tune while changing the film on his phone, and said cheerfully: "I told you, I have something to do."
"If you follow me, you dare to talk nonsense about homework."
Mo Tan's eyes gradually became dangerous, and he said very seriously: "I promise to drag you into the water again!"
Idong coughed lightly, and then looked cautiously in the direction of the door. Then he lowered his voice and said: "I just want to go for a cup of coffee."
"Coffee? I don't remember you being so good."
Mo Tan frowned, this was obviously not the case. A reason to convince him.
“Well, there is a new cafe on Dahongmen Road. I went there with Wanyang and the others two days ago and it felt pretty good.”
Yi Dong's eyes were a little wandering and he said dryly: "So... um... I want to go again today."
Mo Tan did not give an answer immediately, but after a few seconds of silence He whispered: "Still with Wanyang and the others?"
"No."
Idong coughed lightly and scratched his chin: "I plan to go by myself."
Then——
"Okay, I get it."
Mo Tan sighed and didn't ask further. He just shook his head helplessly: "Go drink your coffee, I will try my best to take good care of Sister Xiaole. "
"Well, actually I don't think she needs to be taken care of at all...ah, no..."
Idong replied subconsciously, and then said in shock: "You accepted it so easily?!"
Mo Tan smiled gently and shrugged: "Yes, I accepted it. After all, I have been trying to let you appreciate the beauty of coffee all these years. "
"Ah this..."
Yidong choked and showed an expression that was somewhere between 'lucky' and 'fearful': "Then, you don't plan to get to the bottom of it? You know Yes, as long as you ask me, I will probably tell you in the end no matter how reluctant you are."
"Hey, you're lucky, I have no interest in getting to the bottom of it now."
Mo Tan. He laughed, and then winked at Yi Dong slyly: "Of course, I just 'have no interest now', do you understand what I mean?"
"I understand, although I am not interested at all. Don’t want to understand.”
Idong scratched his hair sadly, and then said seriously: "Besides that, there are actually other reasons for asking you to accompany Sister Xiaole..."
Mo Tan looked at Idong curiously: " Let’s talk about it?”
“I used to I just told you."
Yidong coughed slightly and looked at Mo Tan seriously: "To be honest, buddy, it's actually quite difficult to find a partner in your situation, but Sister Xiaole... ...Hey, don’t interrupt me in a hurry. Sister Xiaole is very tolerant. So strong, with so many husbands, and they are all paper men, you can definitely become the three fierce generals in her harem with one of them. It’s not shameful if you don’t brag about it. Although my cousin was very mean to death when she was young, but now It’s so beautiful. You won’t suffer, right? With her character, if you two really get married, even if she finds a husband, it will only be a paper husband. How safe! How safe! How..."
He didn't say anything. It's over, because Mo Tan has hung up the video without hesitation.
"Alas~"
Idong tugged at the corners of his lips, sighed deeply, and then lay directly on the bed behind him, murmuring in an imperceptible voice: "It's better than this... ...One word is enough for you... If your other two personalities meet again, you will be in big trouble... Damn it, you don't even dare to write like this in a novel!"
" What are you writing about?"
Wearing a vibrant denim shorts + white shirt combination, Gu Xiaole changed clothes very quickly and even combed her hair into a side ponytail. She ran into the room again and rushed impatiently. Yi Dong waved: "Bring the car keys."
"Hey, okay."
Yidong obediently handed over the car keys.
"Then I'm leaving. Don't forget to tell your uncle and aunt that I won't be back for lunch."
"You fight for it, and don't come back for dinner."< br>
“Death!”
Chapter 1,249: The End
(End of this chapter)