Chapter 1479 Campus Anecdotes

“One of the bad traits of intelligent creatures~”

Mo Tan leaned lazily on the back of the chair, crossed his legs and sat at the table behind him with his head tilted. Yi Dong complained: "I just like to complicate simple problems. Then I thought I was smart."

Friend A twitched his lips and said dryly: "I'm asking you what this class is about. What are you talking about?"
 “This lesson condenses and refines the essence.”

Mo Tan grinned, grabbed a handful of potato chips from the bag of potato chips in front of Yi Dong, chewed them, and said vaguely: "You're welcome."

Because the teacher's voice was too helpful. Yidong, who had slept for a whole class, frowned. Hesitatingly said: "Are you sure? Will this thing pass the exam? Is it the bad nature of intelligent creatures to complicate simple questions?"

"Absolutely not."

Mo Tan categorically gave the standard answer.

"Then what the hell are you talking to me about!"

Yi Dong directly strangled Mo Tan's neck with his arms and stuck him on his table.

Mo Tan, who was being choked by a strong man, just yawned and said in a brisk tone: "It's because of your limited understanding. The teacher didn't talk about simplification or complexity, but His class gave people the impression that he was complicating simple problems~"

"Brother!"

Yidong pinched Mo Tan's neck fiercely and said angrily: "I, he. Mom just wants to ask you about something that must be tested!"

Mo Tan casually opened Yidong's claws and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Is that thing useful?"

"Just because it's useless for a freak like you, doesn't mean it's useless for me!"

Idong bit into a potato chip fiercely and said angrily: "I don't want to fail the exam!"
 Mo Tan was even more puzzled: "What's the point of memorizing knowledge if you don't fail the exam?" "Relationship?"

"Nonsense!"

Yidong looked at the textbook in front of him with despair, and weakly leaned on the table: "It doesn't rely on knowledge. Does it depend on you? ”

Mo Tan raised his eyebrows while turning the pen in his hand: "Aren't you going to rely on me?"

"Why should I...wait a minute!!"

Yidong said Half of the people suddenly reacted and suddenly raised their heads to look at Mo Tan: "Are you willing to help me cheat?! Damn it, the sun is coming out from the west?"
Mo Tan directly pulled the whole bag of potato chips in front of Yi Dong, shrugged and said: "I didn't help you because it would be useful for you to memorize those things. I have read almost all the lessons this semester. , there is nothing you can use.”

“Really? I don’t think I can use it...”

Yi Dong complained at first, then suddenly his expression changed, and he said in surprise: "Wait a minute, although you have promised me now, but what if during the exam... you suddenly get sick and regret it?"

Mo Tan shook his head and said lightly: "No, even if I am a perfect good boy, I will not ignore you who gave up studying hard after listening to my own advice. "

Yidong, who has wanted this scourge to help him cheat in exams since he was a child, his eyes lit up and his whole face was radiant: "Really or not!"

"You can do it? I don’t believe it~”

Mo Tan stood up lazily, grabbed the brick-like textbook in front of Yi Dong and shook it: “How about I give you the key points?”

Without thinking, Yi Dong immediately grabbed the brick in Mo Tan's hand and threw it out the window: "Don't even think about it! I've been waiting for you to help me cheat for more than ten years."

"Tsk, tsk. "

Mo Tan smacked his lips, raised his eyebrows and said, "Even if it's on the second floor, it's still possible to kill someone if you throw that thing out."

I realized it in hindsight. Dong was also panicked when he heard this, and while looking out the window, he forced a smile and said: "It's impossible, it's impossible, you know the probability of hitting someone just by throwing something out of the window... Damn it!!!" 
“Is it really smashed?”

Mo Tan was stunned when he heard Yi Dong's extreme yelling. Then he walked to the latter with his pockets in his pocket and looked down. His tone was calm and low: "Fuck."

That's it. Not far below the two of them, under the teaching building, a man surrounded by many people was lying on the ground in a 'big' shape, with a pair of broken glasses and the book that Idong had just thrown downstairs. , lying quietly next to the man's head.

After half a minute of deathly silence, Yidong stiffly turned his head to look at Mo Tan, whose expression was still joyless and sorrowless. His whole body was shaking like chaff, and he was so frightened that he was out of tune: " I...I, I, I, I, I, I ..."

"Well...it's not a big problem."

Mo Tan patted Yi Dong's shoulder lightly and said calmly: "Go buy a lottery ticket after you are released from prison. .”

Yidong was shocked at that time, and roared in an almost screaming voice: "It's not a big fucking problem if you call this!"

"According to the thickness and weight of your book..." 
Mo Tan frowned, ignored the increasingly intense noise downstairs, held his chin and murmured to himself: "Twenty years to eternity, if I remember correctly, fault The sentencing for murder has been in effect since the year before last..."

Plop——

The pale-faced Idong sat down by the window, his face already covered with sweat.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense."

Seeing his virtue, Mo Tan stopped teasing him and just chuckled and said: "Don't worry, I don't think the victim should be easily fooled. Kill him."

Idong immediately looked up at Mo Tan, with hope again in his eyes: "Right! I knew this thing couldn't kill someone. !”

“No, this thing is very likely to kill someone.”

Mo Tan immediately poured cold water on him, and then grinned at the ashen Yi Dong. But I think there won’t be any big problems this time. Well, if you’re still worried... Well, I’ll send you something and you can check your email.”

After saying that, Mo Tan took out his cell phone and operated it dizzyingly a few times, and then a ghostly ringing sound came from Yi Dong's pocket.

Without saying anything, the latter immediately took out his phone and opened his mailbox, downloaded the untitled attachment, and then his face darkened visibly -

"What is this? ?"

He stood up and thrust the phone directly into Mo Tan's face, gritting his teeth and asked: "What is this!"

"You can't read?"

Mo Tan carefully looked at the medical records on the screen and made sure that it was not full of garbled characters before looking at Yi Dong again with some confusion.

"It's because I know the words! I'm asking you what this thing is!"

Idong rushed out of the classroom quickly and rushed to the 'scene' downstairs. He turned around and said angrily to Mo Tan, who was following him: "Why do I have such an outrageous mental certificate!?"

Mo Tan slipped directly from the escalator, and the opponent flew down at the same speed. Yi Dong from the building said sternly: "Let's start from the first time you were dumped by a woman. I was afraid that you would not be able to think about killing, so I got you a copy of this thing. After that, I will update it every year."

“Why should I go on a killing spree!”

Yidong rushed towards the crowd outside the teaching building and roared: "That normal person would secretly issue a mental illness certificate to his friend because he was worried that he would not want to kill him!"

Mo Tanqing He coughed and smiled coquettishly: "Sorry, I was a little impulsive at the time. When I thought about it carefully later, I felt it wasn't appropriate..."

"Gan!"

Look Looking at his friend who had been sarcastic just now, but now his demeanor has changed drastically due to his sudden 'illness', Yidong felt bad: "Which one of us is sick? You are the one who needs a certificate "Yeah!" Mo Tan nodded and said seriously: "Well, I have a similar certificate just in case."

Yidong rolled his eyes, and then squeezed into the crowd, looking at the unlucky guy who was obviously knocked down by his textbook, and then——

He saw that the other person was as fierce as a resurrected corpse. He raised his head, and at first glance, he looked like he was dead.

The next second, Yidong, who knew that he had not become a murderer, let out a long sigh of relief. His anxious heart finally fell back. At the same time, there was also a mysterious and complicated feeling. Emotions pervade his thoughts, which we can simply call - a pain in the balls!

"Brother...I'm afraid I can't have lunch with everyone today..."

Cui Xiaoyu squirmed towards Ito Yemotan, while slowly stretching out his body He held his trembling hands and said with difficulty: "Help me find that bastard who threw bricks...I'll blackmail him to death!"

After saying that, he tilted his head and lost consciousness again in front of everyone.

At this moment, Yidong's entire body had turned pale.

In the end, Mo Tan, who was more reliable after his illness, smiled bitterly and squatted next to Cui Xiaoyu, gently shook the latter's shoulders, and said helplessly: "What, that book just now was not written by Yi Dong?" Be careful about throwing it down.”

“Oh shit!”

The unconscious Cui Xiaoyu stood up immediately and shouted: “Really?” 

At the same time, the teachers and students, who knew that the murder was hopeless, also dispersed. Soon, only Mo Tan, Yi Dong and Cui Xiaoyu were left in front of the bleak teaching building.

“Sorry, Xiaoyu.”

Yidong, who came back to his senses, immediately ran to Cui Xiaoyu, who seemed to be fine but looked a little blue, and helped him pick it up. He picked up his glasses that fell on the ground and smiled dryly: "I didn't mean to hit you."

Mo Tan raised his hand and looked at you. Cui Xiaoyu, who was distracted and seemed a little distracted, shook his head and judged very firmly: "Well, it should be a slight concussion. It's not a big problem. Let's go to the infirmary for a little check and then go back to the dormitory. Just take a nap, you should be fine when you get up."

"Oh..."

Cui Xiaoyu, whose eyes were a little straight, nodded, then turned around and moved towards the infirmary with difficulty. As the culprit, Yi Dong immediately ran up to support him and expressed his gratitude to Mo Tan. I will accompany Xiaoyu to the infirmary first, and then meet him in the cafeteria later.

Just like that, Mo Tan suddenly turned into a person. He looked quite lonely standing in front of the teaching building, pinching his wrist as if he had been wronged...

But in fact, I just planned to use my little genius phone watch because I suddenly didn’t know anyone around me.

Soon, the little genius's phone watch, which is much more accurate than the GPS of a mobile phone, locked onto San Canteen, and in the next second he gave an extremely confident instruction: "Please turn left along the current road. ”

Mo Tan immediately turned left confidently.

Five minutes later, the watch spoke confidently again: "Please turn left along the current road."

So Mo Tan continued to turn left.

Ten minutes later, the watch asked to turn left, and Mo Tan turned left for the third time.

Fifteen minutes later, the watch continued to order its owner to turn left, but Mo Tan, who had completely lost himself, continued to turn left, and then saw the large library of Tanhua University.

At this moment, Mo Tan couldn't help but feel deeply grateful that he had texted Kang Lan as early as after Yi Dong and Cui Xiaoyu left, asking him to go to the particularly popular new restaurant in Sanshitang for him, that is, everyone We decided to grab a seat at the place where we decided to have lunch today.

But even so——

“It would be too outrageous to run to the library in the opposite direction from the Third Canteen...”

Mo Tan sighed deeply and turned his head. He glanced at the watch fastened to his left wrist and shook his head helplessly: "Something went wrong again."

Well, the word 'again' is very charming.

To put it simply, this is not the first time that Mo Tan has damaged Little Genius’ phone watch.

As for the reason, just like many people with special physiques often wear watches with errors, it can be attributed to the special biological magnetic field unique to humans.

According to scientific research, among every thousand people, there are one or two people with special biomagnetic fields. Although they seem to be no different from everyone else, they wear electronic devices such as electronic watches and mobile phones. For similar things, the failure rate will be significantly higher than the average.

This is a normal phenomenon. Although it is not common, it is not too special. It is about the same proportion as the population with 'Rh negative blood'.

Mo Tan is that person whose biomagnetic field is somewhat special. Although it does not affect things like refrigerators, washing machines, and laptops, it does affect small electronics such as electronic watches, mobile phones, and walkmans around him. Products are prone to breakage.

All in all, this is a pretty sad thing.

Mo Tan sighed again, and then took out his mobile phone with more than a dozen navigation software installed, randomly opened one and prepared to go back as soon as possible.

As a result, at this moment, a familiar voice suddenly sounded not far away from the side -

"What are you doing here?"

Wearing In school uniform, Ji Xiaodao looked at Mo Tan with cold eyes and an even colder voice. , asked with some curiosity: "Didn't you go to the cafeteria with Yi Dong to get a seat? He went by himself?"

Mo Tan, who is not very good at dealing with Ji Xiaodao under his current personality, coughed lightly. He made a sound, shook his head and said: "Yidong sent Xiaoyu to the infirmary."

"Did he eat the biscuits that his sister gave everyone the day before yesterday?"

"No...he was hit by the book Idong threw out of the window. Visual inspection should be a concussion."

" Who are you lying to?"

"I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, please go back and ask them yourself."

"Okay, what about you? Are you here?”

"I wanted to go to the cafeteria, but I got lost here."

"Oh."

"You believe this pretty quickly!"

Meet the girl Qi Qi nodded as he should, even under his current personality, Mo Tan couldn’t bear it. He couldn't help but complain, and then changed the subject with a dry smile: "Speaking of which, Xiaodao, where did you, a scenery lover, see the scenery recently?"

Ji Xiaodao subconsciously narrowed his eyes and asked. Said: "Why do you ask this?"

"Just curious. After all, you are not very gregarious. You have never met anyone in the game."

"You speak directly."

"The other purpose is to turn around. Let’s talk about it, I really don’t want to hear you complain about my sense of direction.”

“…The southwest continent.”

"I mean, I was in the southwest continent recently to see the scenery."

"Oh, is it nice?"

"It's not bad."

"Where in the southwest? ?"

"Chauvin Empire"

"!?"

Chapter 1,470: The End

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