Chapter 1561 A Book
Two minutes later
With the sound of flushing water, Idong walked out of the bathroom refreshed and patted himself happily Belly: "It's smooth ~"
"Huh."
Mo Tan glanced at him lazily and put his legs on the coffee table in front of him: "You really know how to do this. It needs to be thorough.”
Yi Dong walked to the side and kicked Mo Tan's legs down, then sat on the sofa on the other side and smiled narrowly; "Isn't this to create some private space for you two? It's definitely not appropriate for me to leave directly. It’s an eyesore to stand by. What else can we do besides go to the toilet for a while?”
“Yuchen and I don’t need so-called private space...although I really want to say that.”
Mo Tan casually picked up the water glass in front of him, then frowned and turned to look at Yi Dong: "Go get some ice cubes."
The latter, who had just sat down for half a minute, said to Yi Dong. Mo Tan shook his middle finger, stood up feebly and walked to the refrigerator, while saying angrily: "Aren't you already fine? Can't you do this by yourself?"
"I I didn’t say I couldn’t do it, but the division of labor between the host and the guest is different.”
Mo Tan leaned on the sofa lazily like a cat, and said in a gentle and irritating tone: "There are ice cubes in the refrigerator. It is my duty as the owner, and you go to help me get it. It’s your obligation as a guest.”
Idong walked back with a small box of ice cubes and sneered twice, and asked, “Do you want me to tell you who froze these ice cubes?”
"God."
"Yes, I am that God, quickly kneel down and kowtow to God..."
"Godisagirl~WhateveryousayDoyoubelieveit? Canyou..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Yidong angrily threw two ice cubes into Mo Tan's cup, gritted his teeth and said: "Damn it, you can also mock a song from half a century ago. Human, right?"
Mo Tan picked up the cup and shook it, and then said with satisfaction: "Why not?"
"Can you please stop talking about it? Okay, let’s get down to business!”
Yidong added some ice to his cup uneasily, and said with a nervous expression: “I noticed that Yuchen seems to have noticed that you are a little nervous. Something’s not right!”
Mo Tan frowned, and after a while he hesitated and said: "To be honest, I think the image of 'an idiot lying on the bathroom door desperately listening to what's going on outside' is very unsightly. By the way, were you there at the time? Are you wearing your pants?"
"Yes."
Idong looked at him expressionlessly, suppressing his anger and replied: "I think so. De Yuchen didn’t even open the door to see if I was shitting, so he didn’t even take off his belt.”
Mo Tan smiled sarcastically, shook his head and sighed, “Really, I don’t even know if I’m doing a show.” If you do a full set, people like you will definitely lose money if you go to a club for health care..."
"Can you be more serious!"
Yi Dong interrupted Mo Tan unbearably and slammed the table: "Now is not the time to joke! It's going to be exposed that you are a fucking psycho! Do you know the seriousness of the matter?"< br>
Mo Tan shrugged noncommittally and took another sip of ice water in the glass: "At least I know better than you."
"If you know, why don't you do something?"
< br>Yidong squeezed the water glass in his hand anxiously, and his tone was full of nervousness: "The feeling you gave me just now was clearly... a fucking broken can! You should try your best to put on a show! Aren't you pretty good at pretending? ? Yuchen is such an innocent and cute girl, obviously you just need to fool her a little bit..."
Because Mo Tan suddenly showed an extremely contemptuous smile, classmate Yidong, who knew the other party's nature well, was very worried. Wisely did not continue.
Sure enough, after a short silence, Mo Tan spoke leisurely, but it was not the cynicism imagined by the gay friend A in front of him, but a sentence that sounded quite sincere: "I tried it."
< br>Yidong raised his eyes and immediately habitually gave up the most important thinking ability as a human being after Mo Tan started to explain. He opened his mouth and asked: "What have you tried?"
"You don't Do you think I can pretend?"
Mo Tanpi twitched the corner of his mouth with a smile, and then showed a look of a direct family member who suffered misfortune: "I pretended, I treat everyone equally. I pretended to be in front of her, but it didn't work. Later, I started to show my strength and pretend to her, but it didn't work. Finally... well, I decided to show off. It's not that I wanted to show off, but in this situation, I continued to pretend. He looks more like a clown when he goes down."
Yidong took a deep breath and calmed down for nearly half a minute before asking with a stiff expression: "Are you sure you tried your best in front of Yuchen? ”
"You may not believe me when I was in the period of 'no need to pretend', but it makes no sense for you to question me now and when my mind is twisted into a super little boy."
Mo Tan is neither salty nor indifferent. After saying this, he breathed out through his nostrils with disdain and sneered: "But this is understandable. After all, Yuchen’s acumen, which is even more unreasonable than the two Megatrons emerging from Calabash, seems to be a limited skill that only works for me personally.”
From the beginning to now, he has always been named Mo Tan. The man said this, not shying away from using the first person, which has become increasingly inappropriate in Yidong's eyes.
"Okay."
Burying the inexplicable feeling of disobedience deep in his heart, Yidong scratched his hair with a very troubled expression: "So? You are just going to show off like this to the end. ”
Mo Tan shook his head slightly and said in a somewhat bored tone: "Strictly speaking, you can understand that you have paid a certain amount of 'sincerity' for me and reached a kind of agreement with Yu Chen when there is no other solution." "Tacit understanding", and the bottom line of this tacit understanding is the physical condition of "Mo Tan". "
Idong, who thought he had no brain, didn't want to think at all, and opened his mouth to ask: "Physical condition. What does it mean?"
"Literally."
Mo Tan tapped his forehead and said calmly: "If there is nothing wrong with my body, then no matter what I do, She will not take the initiative to pursue my secrets no matter who I fall in love with, have children with, hold nude parties with, or play perverted PLAY with. At most, she will just be a stranger to this person named Mo Tan. But if one day I If his mental illness causes a big problem...I mean a bigger problem than it is now, Yuchen will no longer be 'empathetic'."
Yidong blinked in shock. Said: "In other words, even if you end up having a child because of perverted play with others at a nude party, as long as your mental illness worsens to a certain level, she will intervene?"
"Of course..."
Mo Tan snapped his fingers and laughed lightly: "It's impossible."
Yidong: "???"
"I don't deny that Yuchen treats me... um , I felt a bit like a salty fish. On the other hand, I can also confirm that when my temperament changed into a salty fish, I had a very extreme love for her."
Mo Tan covered the corners of her mouth. , laughed crazily : "But, buddy, but! You must understand that this kind of emotion is the most beautiful and fragile existence in the world. Looking at it from a first-person perspective, I can't deny its authenticity. After all, I can clearly understand I remember my heart rate being too fast every time I got along with Yuchen, but so what? She is a good girl with normal views. She is not a madman, and she will not do things that even a madman can't do. ”
Yi Dong frowned and raised his hand to interrupt Mo Tan's impassioned speech: "Excuse me, I'm in a hurry to go home and play games."
"The point is, after we become strangers, When her heart is clear and warm After Nuan's little heart is bruised, our Yuchen will naturally forget the feelings that she regards as a treasure."
Mo Tan went straight to the topic in a good-natured manner and said with a grin: "One day, she will not care about me. life and death , she will resist everything related to me, she will treat me as a thick black history sealed in the corner of her memory, she will embrace a life that truly makes her feel happy, instead of sinking into a short-term illusion, that's all .”
Idong took a sip of ice water with some irritation, held his forehead with a headache and said: "To be honest, your virtue is really worthy of being beaten."
"Because the truth is So sharp.”
Mo Tan threw an ice cube into his mouth and chewed it into pieces with a wicked smile: "So the easiest way now is for me to find a random woman and give her my virginity to him. body, and do some tricks on birth control measures, or...heh, I can totally treat her a little worse, you know Yes, it is much easier to hurt someone than to like someone, and there are more methods that can be applied." Yi Dong's eyes turned cold, but only for a moment, because he knew the person in front of him well enough. As for him, he couldn't get angry even after hearing such remarks, so he just said feebly: "Do you want Disappear into her world by myself?"
"No, no, no, I will disappear into her world sooner or later. The method mentioned just now is just a slight push. It's just to speed up the process."
Mo Tan shook his head exaggeratedly and opened his mouth. He swallowed the broken ice in his stomach, then changed the subject, showing a rare expression of helplessness under his current personality: "Of course, just thinking about it."
Idong laughed and smiled: "Yes, just thinking about it, after all 'you' will not allow 'you' to do this."
"So there is only one way to choose now."
Mo Tan stretched his body lazily, stood up unsteadily, and walked towards the kitchen without looking back. Said: "Then just let nature take its course, let her struggle for a while, and then draw a clear line with me when God knows when. Believe me, she will."
Yidong did not follow up with the kitchen (with Surrounded by kitchen utensils, it is too dangerous for Mo Tan, who has a chaotic and neutral personality, to be alone). He just tilted his head and looked at Mo Tan, who was tying a pink chick apron on himself: "Then, if you are about to die of mental illness before that day comes, , can I ask Yuchen to help?”
“As you wish.”
While looking for eggs, Mo Tan turned on Luo Jiaying’s version of “Onlyyou” on his mobile phone player. ", said this without interest.
Yidong lit a cigarette after being silent for a long time, and sighed deeply in the smoke: "Based on my understanding of you, you have always been the existence of 'Mo Tan', you just exist. It’s just three sides.”
“What are you doing?”
“No, I mean, when you are in the other two sides, you are actually an emotion. A fairly rich person.”
“That depends on your definition of the words ‘emotion’ and ‘rich’.”
“But you are on this side. , actually holding a book in his hand. ”
"Book?"
"At least that's what I personally think."
"Porn book?"
"That's not the case."
" What book is that? ”
"A book called "Emotion" condenses all your cognition in this field, including the inner emotions on the other two sides. It is very, very comprehensive, very very standardized, it can be called It’s a textbook.”
“Oh? This is the first time I’ve heard this.”
“Then you will. This book is very carefully researched and thorough, and can almost be said to be memorized every step of the way.”
“Then the question is, why should I memorize this thing every time? Can it help me cook, or can it help me cook? I drive an excavator?”
“If you ask me, it’s probably because you need something like ‘emotion’.”
"...Ha, then why should I read a book?"
"Because you neither have that kind of thing nor understand that kind of thing, so the best way is to read aloud at the right time with your own wisdom. , or recite the content in the book."
The movement in the kitchen stopped for a moment.
Then...
The melodious sound of the ladle sounded again, followed by Mo Tan's slightly teasing laughter: "According to your opinion, I am actually an incompetent person. Who? Tsk, what you said reminds me of a certain female assassin’s personal profile.”
"I actually don't think so."
Idong threw an unsmoked cigarette into the ice water, smacked his lips and said, "Let me tell you... Which paragraph do you choose to read aloud or recite? The behavior itself comes from your own emotions, but you hide it too deeply, so deep that you don’t even realize it.”
Mo Tan in the kitchen whistled and said with a smile: "If what you said is true, it must not be a good place."
"Forget it."
< br>Idong got up and walked to the small balcony. While opening the door for ventilation, he tilted his head and shouted to the kitchen: "What's good to eat tonight?"
"Mushu eggs."
"Oh! Is it the kind with eggs, dried yellow flowers and fungus?"
"No."
"What is that? ?”
“Have you ever eaten Mushu persimmon?”
"Uh...I've eaten it before."
"What are Mushu persimmons?"
"Just...scrambled eggs with tomatoes."
"Well, mine Mushu eggs also mean the same thing.”
“Clam?”
"Ha"
"Why do you eat scrambled eggs for dinner!?"
"Yes, because there are a lot of eggs."
"...What is the staple food? ?”
“Egg Fried Rice”
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Chapter 1552: The End
(End of this chapter)