Chapter 1739 One is inside and the other is outside
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East of the Violet Empire, Dark Swamp
"Tan Mo, are you having a baby?#% Eye-catching bastard!”
Sitting on the cushion helplessly. On the low slope of the picnic blanket, a pretty girl wearing a long red scarf was weakly venting her indignation, scolding her for not keeping her promise. She clearly promised to go online as soon as the server was launched, but she was more than ten minutes late. After coming out, he just said "Yo" and went offline directly, and until now, someone has not appeared.
It can be seen that the girl scolded quite tactfully, and her voice was a little weak, but that was not because she did not hate Mo Tan enough, it was just that she had been sitting here scolding for two hours, and at this moment she was exhausted mentally and physically. Said, and even fell into the dilemma of being at a loss for words. If this continues...
"I'm afraid in half an hour, you will call me a bad guy."
Crouching behind Yuying Mo Tan said something leisurely, and then gently blew on the former's slender nape: "Huh——"
"I'll strangle @#!"
Yu Ying suddenly let out a scream, and jumped three feet high. Subconsciously... well, maybe it was intentional, and she threw several sleeve arrows directly behind her, accurately hitting Mo Tan's throat, eyebrows, heart, and lower body. Wait for several key points.
"Naughty."
The latter casually drew out a dagger and volleyed away those sleeve arrows that were accurate but far from sharp. The pair had already completed the assembly of a heavy crossbow. Yuying, who was half-kneeling on the ground and aiming at herself, smiled fondly: "It's not the New Year yet, it's too early to kneel now."
I was still hesitating whether to fall in love with this bitch. Yuying, who wasted an enchanted heavy crossbow arrow, gritted her teeth and pulled the trigger, directly shooting a crossbow arrow with a muzzle velocity of nearly 400m/s (the muzzle velocity of a modern rifle bullet in the 21st century is about 800m/s) towards the door in front of Motan. He said angrily: "Sorry about you!"
"If you pay for the room fee."
Mo Tan cast a flirtatious look at Yu Ying, and then was passed by the heavy crossbow. , there was a hole as big as a bowl in his chest, and before the latter could scream in surprise, he who had been shot through him dissipated in place, and at the same time, he completely shot again about two meters away. Appear.
Although she looked very fierce, she actually did not seek death (because she was afraid that Mo Tan would also seek death). Yu Ying made a rude gesture to Mo Tan angrily, and then quickly rushed to Mo Tan and grabbed him. He grabbed his collar and said angrily: "Where the hell did you die!"
"An unexpected Shura field."
Mo Tan showed no resistance at all. He said very meekly: "To be specific, I experienced an unforgettable time with two women who had a crush on me, and a man who, although he didn't have a crush on me, was misunderstood by many people as having sex with me."
Yu Ying was confused at that time and said in shock: "Two women who have a crush on you?!"
"This is unreasonable."
Mo Tan smiled humbly.
Yu Ying continued to be stunned: "And your boyfriend!?"
"This really doesn't happen."
Mo Tan shook his head decisively, shrugged and said: " We just have a good relationship, sexual orientation It can be said to be quite normal, and if nothing else happens, it will continue to be normal in the future."
Yu Ying twitched the corner of her mouth and said dryly: "You are really powerful in every sense. Ah..."
"According to Ji Yan, I also hope that I am powerful in 'all' senses."
Mo Tan showed a vulgar smile to Yu Ying, and then gently grabbed the opponent's hand. Holding the wrist of his collar: "So are you willing to forgive me?"
Yu Ying snorted angrily: "What if I don't want to?"
"Then I will spit in your face."
Mo Tan has no idea. He gave the answer hesitantly, and then pretended to be...
"Okay, I forgive you!"
Yu Ying immediately let go of Mo Tan like lightning, and took two steps back with a rather frightened expression. She seemed to be very satisfied with this.
No way, after all, Mo Tan is indeed the kind of person who can spit in the face of a beautiful young girl without any hesitation. Since this behavior is classified by the system as 'provocation' rather than 'sexual harassment', Therefore, it will not be forcibly terminated by [The Boundary of Innocence], and the saliva is not affected by the sensory protection of minors, so Yuying has no intention of taking the risk of testing the other party's bottom line.
"Hey..."
Mo Tan curled his lips with some regret, then turned to Yu Ying and asked: "Seriously, during my absence, Here, have you studied this fog? ”
He pointed at the strange thick fog not far away that seemed to be restricted in a certain area with extremely low visibility, and his expression was rare and slightly serious.
“Let’s do some research.”
With lingering fear, Yu Ying turned to look at the thick fog that was said to be ‘eating people’, and said seriously: “After you log off, It took about half an hour or so. I went to the back and caught a few sharp lizards unique to the dark swamp, trying to see how they reacted to the swamp. Is there any special reaction to this fog?"
Mo Tan nodded slightly: "What's the result?"
"It turns out that those things have great fear of this fog, and they get closer to the fog area. The area became more and more restless, trying desperately to escape far away.”
Yuying shrugged and said with a normal expression: "I caught three in total, but two ran away on the way back, and the last one..."
"Are you scared to death?"
Mo Tan gave a quick answer.
"You are overthinking. This is not a cartoon. Li Lizard is still a Warcraft. Even if it is only a low-level one, it will not be scared to death by a fog."
Yu Yu. Ying snarled at Mo Tan angrily, spread her hands and said, "I threw the last one directly in."
"Oh?"
Mo Tan laughed with interest and asked: "Then eh?"
"That thing struggled very hard when it was in mid-air. It can be seen that I want to stay away from that place no matter what.”
Yuying is very clear that the bitch in front of her is the core of this trip, and she also knows that this guy’s judgment and analysis of the situation are far beyond the level. Himself, so he did not make any omissions, but stated his observations in detail: "I think if it is a normal situation, the thing will definitely rush out as soon as it lands. Refer to the two previous ones. The running lizard and the landing point of the last one when I threw it in, logically speaking, it can run out within five seconds, but the result..."
"The result is not what you thought. What’s going on?”
Mo Tan once again made a powerful guess and said with a very firm tone: "That thing never came out after you threw it into the fog?"
Yu Ying took a deep breath and nodded: "At least it didn't come out from where I could observe it. I didn't even hear the sound when it landed."
"Original Come on, it seems that we players are not the only ones affected..."
Mo Tan gently rubbed his chin and said with a half-smile: "But this is also expected, After all, NPCs will also get lost here, but they will not be trapped to death directly like ordinary players, but after a period of time. It just wandered out inexplicably. If nothing else happens, the lizard should be in the same situation."
The result happened at this moment, as if to confirm Mo Tan's guess, accompanied by a few wisps of light. An invisible fire light lit up not far away, and a lizard about sixty centimeters long with black and red scales suddenly appeared from there. He jumped out of the mist, and then walked forward four or five meters crookedly as if he was drunk. At a certain moment, he suddenly shook his whole body as if waking up from a dream, and burst out from Mo Tan and Yu Ying at an astonishing speed. It passed by, rushing like crazy towards the swamp outside, and then... was swallowed by a big mouth that suddenly appeared from the mud.
“Yeah!!”
The warbler, who had been staring at the sharp lizard with all her heart, suddenly let out a scream. You must know that she had never seen that lizard with most of its body covered with it before. Hiding under the swamp, it has a head that looks a bit like a hippopotamus and a scary-big mouth.
“Don’t worry.”
Knowing that Yu Ying was behind, Mo Tan smiled safely and explained casually: “That thing just looks scary, but it’s actually just An omnivorous monster with a meek personality, he only dares to eat some lizards, but he doesn’t have the guts to attack us.”
And after the initial panic, Yu Ying also realized that the magical beast was indeed not strong through its 'breath locking'. Not to mention that it did not dare to attack him. Even if Tan Mo was really talking nonsense, the magical beast was no more than a mid-level monster. Unable to pose any threat to herself, she immediately returned to her 'female assassin with no emotions' style.
And after a second, realizing that Tan Mo was the only one around him, he relaxed again and put on a pained expression.
Oddly enough, although Yuying knew very well that this man named 'Tan Mo' was a scumbag and the scourge of scourges, in front of the latter, she would pretend to be herself because there was no need. She is a cold female assassin or a sweet little maid who strictly controls her expression. In fact, her mentality is always very relaxed when acting together with Tan Mo.
Just as Yuying knows very well that this man is the most untrustworthy liar, she also knows that 'Tan Mo' is a person whose sense of security is infinitely close to MAX under certain circumstances.
In other words, as long as you have him by your side, even if you will encounter many more dangers than normal, you don't need to worry about not having the last laugh.
To be honest, as long as Yuying's character is more girlish, she is very likely to be attracted to this contradictory person unknowingly. Even if she doesn't like him for a while, there is a high probability that she will. He developed some feelings that were not humane to outsiders, and under the influence of these feelings, he gradually indulged him, and finally allowed the latter to take whatever he wanted.
Lesa Kevos, for example, is a similar example, except that the Countess did not fall into any trap, but was willing to let it go simply out of her goodwill and gratitude to 'Tan Mo'. He was fooling around.
And this is not a carefully designed trap like 'Frank Hughes', but his innate personality charm under his current personality.
In short, if Yu Ying were replaced by someone else, it is very likely that she would be subtly attracted by Mo Tan, who does not restrain her nature at all.
It's a pity that this girl is not someone else. In fact, although she doesn't hate Mo Tan as much as she usually shows, she doesn't have any unhealthy or pink feelings. If I have to describe it,' In Yuying's eyes, Tan Mo' is more like a reliable bad friend. He can play well and let go. He will talk trash to each other no matter what happens, but he is not as good as others.
To put it bluntly, it’s pure friendship.
Although this friendship is quite ugly most of the time...
"Okay."
Patted Mo Tan's back hard, Yu Ying crossed her arms and said angrily: "My time is precious, let's get down to business. What should we do now?"
Mo Tan blinked: "What should we do?"
"Why are you pretending to be stupid!"
Yu Ying rolled her eyes fiercely and said unhappily: "Don't just say that you have no plan at all and just bring me to this damn place, you're so stupid. , if you have any idea, tell me quickly. I have to go back to the Free City early after I finish the work. You don’t know how hard Boss Jun deducts money. He is eager to use up even one gold coin in the turnover that has been reduced since I left. Write it down in the ledger and wait for the accounts to be settled later in the year. If we don’t settle the matter quickly, I’m afraid I’ll have to sell myself to the hotel to pay off the debt.”
“Sell it, it’s not me selling it anyway.”
Mo Tan. He shrugged nonchalantly and then said with relief: "But don't worry too much. If you sell yourself to the hotel, I promise to take care of your business every day."
Yu Ying sneered and said proudly : "It doesn't matter, even if you and I want to do anything unusual here, it won't work. What's more, I will let the system strike you with lightning as soon as possible."
"Okay, now that you've said it all..."
Mo Tan sighed, slowly took out a bundle of thick hemp rope from his backpack, and walked slowly towards Yuying Go: "Then let's get down to business."
"F*ck!"
Yu Ying was startled at that time, and flew back quickly while shouting: "What the hell are you doing? What are you doing!?"
Mo Tan was stunned for a moment, then looked down at the rope in his hand, then looked up at Yu Ying, who looked extremely nervous, and said hesitantly: "Tie you up?"
"Why the hell are you tying me up!"
Yu Ying took another step back, and her complexion gradually began to turn from white to green.
“I’m afraid you’ll get lost.”
Mo Tan looked at the other party with a puzzled expression, and said in a very matter-of-fact tone: “Don’t you also know that the fog here can swallow people? Well, I was thinking about wrapping a rope around your waist, and then one of us is inside and the other is outside. Even if the one inside gets lost in the fog, the one outside can pull her out."
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After hearing these words, Yu Ying immediately calmed down, and then asked Mo Tan with a smile, "Is this your method?"
"Yes, yes."
Mo Tan nodded vigorously, with innocence written on his face: "This way Isn’t it good?”
“If you are the one who walks into the fog to explore, I am the one who pulls people with ropes outside...”
Yu Ying twitched the corner of her mouth, He said dryly: "I don't have any opinion."
"No, I have to be outside."
"Why don't you die?"
"Don't make trouble, I really have to be outside."
"Tan Mo I'm warning you..."
"Have I ever told you that I have a terrible sense of direction?"
"Do you think I will believe it?"
"You must believe it! This is the truth that I rarely tell you!"
"Can you tell me what kind of mental state it would be like? , can you say such shameless bastard words in such an impassioned tone?"
Chapter 1,730: End
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