Chapter 1785 Interlude·Unboxing
[Who is Ahua? 】
【Ahua is me? 】
【This woman looks familiar, I forgot where I saw it. 】
【How can she be sorry for me? What does it mean to transfer property? My property? 】
【What wife? Isn’t his wife going to have her leg amputated? Why report my tax problem? 】
【Damn it, I was acted? Is this little white flower-like girl a ruthless character? Are you teaming up with Tan Mo to mess with me? 】
【What a couple! 】
......
For a time, a lot of complaints occupied Yuying's brain. She was so angry that she was dizzy. She was almost confused. There was even a moment when she was really angry. Thinking that he was an innocent third party being framed by the bad couple in front of him.
As for the melon-eating people around them, they all went into a downtime state after the extremely frivolous conversation between Mo Tan and Xue Yin. Now they can no longer handle such a huge amount of information.
And this is actually no wonder for them. After all, compared with the improvisations of Mo Tan and Xue Yin, even those illogical, nonsensical, and whimsical things that were active on the screen decades ago , nonsensical traffic dramas all look extremely innocent and cute, so tender that they can almost burst into tears.
It has to be said that this kind of world-shattering reversal is still a bit too advanced for today's society, and it is difficult to imagine what kind of mental state the two of them were in.
But in fact, the world-class popular idol Xueyin and her royal lyricist ‘Teacher M’ basically have this kind of mental state when they usually exchange artistic inspiration.
Those things that are too nonsense for Yuying and other normal people can even be called basic operations for them.
Thinking back to a year ago, the popular song "Hunting for Love" brought a similar shock to the audience. To put it simply, in the song with a total length of four minutes and fifteen seconds, Xue Yin used the first four words Minutes created a story from the first perspective of two people who love each other chasing each other to the end. In just 240 seconds, the audience was presented with scenes with themes surrounding "desperate situation", 'Tied ', 'Missing', 'Struggle' and 'Hope', and in this process, many listeners who followed Xue Yin to 'pursue' the pair of fateful mandarin ducks from a first-person perspective were almost ready when the song came to an end. Overwhelmed by guilt, the result was at the fourth minute and three seconds of the song...
The star-crossed lovers were finally forced by Xue Yin, who played the role of the 'pursuer' in the song. Reached desperate situation.
At that moment, many emotional viewers felt that their hearts were about to be broken.
Then, in the next second, at the fourth minute and four seconds of the song "Looking for Love" -
Xue Yin, who always presented herself as a pathological murderer, He ruthlessly used cockroach spray to kill the pair of fateful mandarin ducks... well, or rather, the fateful Xiaoqiang.
In the MV, the woman in black, who originally wore a blood-stained mask and had a rather punk look, turned into a homely girl squatting in the corner of the bathroom with a serious face, wearing plush pajamas and holding a spray in the next frame. , the cold style that originally suppressed 90% of the entire song was suddenly replaced at the last moment by Xueyin's ultra-homely, ultra-cute, ultra-strong voice and image, which made countless people fall deeply into the drama and almost lost their lives for the miserable couple. The couple hugged each other and cried, and the audience was in a mess.
It is also a twist of the plot, but instead of being complained about by people, the song "Hunting for Love" directly won the song of the year award at the global music award [Gramy Awards] last year. At the same time, The album "Nonsense", which includes "Jiu Love", also allowed Xueyin to win the Album of the Year Award again after two years, becoming the first 'newcomer' to win the award twice within five years of debuting as a singer since the award was established.
As for Mo Tan, he is naturally the lyricist of all twenty-six songs in the album "Nonsense", with the name 'M'.
All in all, the chemical reaction between these two people has never been less powerful. Even this kind of plot that they deliberately directed towards a bloody drama has successfully calmed the surrounding people. , it is worth mentioning that Mo Tan did not know that this girl was nearby before Xueyin suddenly rushed out. In fact, in his understanding, Xueyin was either working on the DEMO outside the game at the moment, or I was working hard on tasks as 'Her Royal Highness' at the Holy Mountain Sumir, and I didn't expect that I would meet her in a public space.
I have to say that although Xueyin is not a particularly smart girl, she is still very shrewd from a certain perspective.
She knew very well that if she appeared in front of Mo Tan rashly, she would easily be irritated by the latter because she was lazy and did not write a DEMO, so she did not rush up to Mo Tan immediately after discovering him.
But after finally meeting 'Mr. You can successfully contact the former without bringing trouble to yourself.
What a coincidence. Just when Xue Yin had just stared at Mo Tan and followed him less than two steps, Yu Ying came out angrily.
After that, Xue Yin basically kept her stars the whole time and watched Mo Tan bully others, which was like being mesmerized.
It wasn’t until Mo Tan pretended to be slapped away by the angry warbler that Xueyin suddenly realized that this might be an excellent opportunity. The reason was very simple. Even if Teacher M had perfectly controlled the field, If there is someone who can "co-star" with him, the effect of this farce will definitely be more exciting. If the effect is wonderful, you will be happy. Since you will be happy, Teacher M, who has a soul wavelength similar to your own, will naturally be happy too. Teacher M will be happy if the effect is wonderful. If you are happy, you may forget or don’t care that the DEMO is written a few days late!
Soon after, when she thought of this, Xue Yin immediately changed her clothes in a hurry, then ran up all the way, and gave Yu Ying the name "Ahua".
Like Mo Tan, Xue Yin didn’t want Yu Ying to become completely popular, so although she had seen Yu Ying’s name and portrait in the Harlequin brand’s internal information, she still made up one casually. 'Ahua' shouted out, eliminating the danger of the box being opened for the latter.
As she expected, Teacher M did not panic at all. Immediately after her appearance, she casually fabricated a character and threw it at her, and she also improvised a few words. In the short time, I and Teacher M completed the creation of a small story.
In this process, Xueyin, who has been regarded as a well-known artist by countless people, can be said to be as happy as she is every time she sees the lyrics sent by Teacher M and devotes herself wholeheartedly to creation. He was so excited that he almost flew up.
However...
"Cut!!!"
With Mo Tan's unusually loud voice, whether it was Yu Ying, whose brain was aching, or Xue Yin, who was enjoying it, or even the bustling onlookers around, all of them I was startled, and the atmosphere that had been exaggerated to the extreme came to a halt.
"Emotion! The emotion is still not full enough!"
Mo Tan rushed to Yu Ying with a quick stride, and scolded with foam at the mouth: "It's just that I can't remember the lines, my movements are stiff. That’s it, how can you have no emotions at all! Do you know why I chose this place? Look up at the audience friends around you. It’s because of your neither up nor down, nor embarrassment. Everyone doesn’t believe this is true. No one can sympathize with us! If you appear on the screen, it will be irresponsible to the audience!"
"..."
In the past few minutes, the onlookers who not only completely believed that this incident was true, but also managed to empathize with the two men lowered their heads. Dry coughs could be heard in the crowd, especially those who had just discussed it. He had such a loud voice that he felt like he was about to cough up his lungs.
Although Yu Ying was very unhappy, very manic, and wanted to strangle the person in front of him to death, she still nodded expressionlessly out of unwillingness to cause trouble, and said dryly: "That's really I'm sorry."
"And you..."
Mo Tan suddenly turned his head and stared at Xue Yin, who was about to sneak away when he realized that something was wrong, as if he was petrified. The girl who lived there showed a strange, doting, and meaningful smile, and said in a soft tone: "Stay there, don't move, let's have a good chat later."
Xue Yin nodded silently, and then squatted down He huddled on the ground.
As for the onlookers around who complained a lot because they were too absorbed in the drama just now, they had already left in despair and dispersed, doing whatever they were supposed to do.
After all, people were there to watch the excitement. Now that the excitement is gone, the three of them don't look like celebrities, so naturally they won't stay and continue to watch, so the surrounding area suddenly becomes empty.
“Go sit over there for a while.”
Mo Tan lazily put his hands in his pockets and walked towards a few blocks not far away, while talking to The two girls next to him asked, "Do you guys want anything to drink?" Yu Ying glared at Mo Tan fiercely, gritted her teeth and said, "No!"
"I want to drink coffee and milk!"
Xue Yin immediately raised her little hand and answered energetically.
"Open the system menu, and you will find an additional set of options dedicated to public spaces."
Mo Tan nodded slightly and said without looking back as he walked: " There is an in-app purchase section, you can search directly in the beverage category You can buy coffee and milk, and buy me a bottle of Dr. Pepper, the big value one."
Xue Yin nodded immediately, but after a few seconds she said sadly: "I. There is no money to spend here..."
"Your citizen ID card should be bound to a bank card, right?"
Mo Tan stopped, sat slowly on a bench next to the flower bed on the edge of the square, held his cheek and said: "You are on the recharge interface. Just link your personal information and give authorization to recharge.”
“Oh.” Ying interrupted angrily.
“Take it!”
Putting a bottle of coffee milk that had just been generated by the system into the hand of Xueyin, who had a dull expression, Yuying gritted her teeth and bought a large bucket of Dr.Pepper from the system, and slapped it in front of Mo Tan: "This is Yours!"
Xue Yin, who was stunned for a while before reacting, immediately smiled sweetly at Yu Ying: "Thank you~"
Mo Tan also nodded to Yu Ying with a face full of emotion: "Thank you, A Hua."
"A flower as big as your mother."
Yu Ying raised her foot and stepped on it. On the back of the chair Mo Tan was leaning on, she leaned forward like a shrewd bad girl and glared at the latter from a short distance away: "What kind of trouble were you trying to make just now!?"
"It's just a harmless little joke."
Mo Tan smiled slightly and said in a brisk tone before Yu Ying continued to ask questions: "Okay, okay, I know what you are going to say, don't worry, there is about that I already have an idea about Pianwu. If nothing happens, I can definitely find a way to take you out in three days or five years."
Yu Ying is smiling but not smiling. The ground twitched the corner of his mouth: "It's three days away. Five years, right? I'm warning you, Tan Mo, if you..."
"Ahem, stop making trouble."
Mo Tan interrupted Yu Ying warmly and said sternly: "I have found clues. Although I can't join you directly, I have mastered the method of entering the 'deeper level'. So if everything goes well, as long as I can find out the truth in the deep level, I can complete the task at the same time. Fished you out.”
Seeing Mo Tan put on that ungrateful smile, Yu Ying also withdrew her body and pressed the opponent's long legs, humming: "You'd better tell the truth."
"The truth must be To be honest, I can only ensure that I can enter the deep layer smoothly at this stage. As for when I can get rid of this fog..."
Mo Tan shrugged, spread his hands and said: "If it's quick, I'll accompany you as before. A day like that when playing in a haunted house It's hard to say if it's too late, but I guess it won't take more than a week. Don't worry, I'll delay your absence time by twenty times. I won't regret it."
"Okay, then. I will continue to believe you."
When Yu Ying heard that Mo Tan was not going to cheat on the reward, her attitude immediately changed a lot. Then she turned to look at Xue Yin and said curiously: "You are. ?”
The latter immediately smiled sweetly, raised his little hand to wipe the corners of his mouth and said cheerfully: "Hello, my name is Princess Princess, and I belong to Tan... Uh, Tan, what am I to you?"
"Pets."
Mo Tan answered expressionlessly.
"Oh!"
Xue Yin nodded, and then said to Yu Ying seriously: "I am Tan's pet!"
"Hey, hey, hey..."
When he heard the other party calling the bitch on the chair 'Tan', he had already raised his eyes, and now he was looking at Mo Tan's Yuying Liumei slightly with the eyes of a criminal. Wrinkled: "You kid, it's okay to hook up with NPC girls and cause harm to the NPC girls, but now you don't even let the real people go? Do you mind if I call the police?"
"I still mind a little bit."
< br>Mo Tan expressed his views bluntly, spreading his hands and saying: "This girl is just joking with you. In terms of relationship, I should be the kind of tool person who helps her make a lot of money without getting any benefits."
“……”
"Don't worry, we are making money seriously."
"How serious is it?"
"Uh, performing arts?"
"How to perform arts?"
" Sing and dance?”
"Okay, can you ask Teacher Xueyin to sign for me?"
"???"
Chapter 1,776: The End
< br>(End of this chapter)