Chapter 1806: Able in the hall and on the battlefield
Since childhood, Ji Xiaoge has been a warm-hearted and good girl. Although this may not be an advantage, few people would dislike a Yuanqi with an excellent personality. A girl, not to mention a beautiful and energetic girl.
Of course, the girl of vitality also has many shortcomings, such as occasionally being stubborn, not good at thinking about more than two things at the same time, being willful when she is in a bad mood, and liking to cook for others. class.
It is worth mentioning that in most cases, liking to cook for others, especially cooking for others with good intentions, cannot be called a shortcoming. .
But——
At least in the vast majority of people...or to put it bluntly, in the eyes of everyone except Ji Xiaoge's father, no matter what the starting point is, Ji Xiaoge likes to cook for others, and even likes cooking itself. , is a huge flaw that can cover up its absolute appearance.
We have also mentioned before that for acquaintances of young girls, the label of 'antisocial cooking' is much stronger than the impression of 'super beautiful girl'. It is more intuitive to give an example. Examples, whether it is Kang Lan, Wan Yang or Cui Xiaoyu, just When they met Ji Xiaoge, they would look at this girl frequently. But now that everyone has become familiar with each other, when everyone gets together, their eyes have become constantly between the two places "Ji Xiaoge" and "Kitchen" Switch, for fear that if someone is not careful, the former will slip in and endanger the world.
In Kang Lan's words - our Xiaoge's appearance can make people forget all their worries, but her cooking can make people completely forget what she looks like.
By the way, even though he said this very implicitly, he was still beaten by Ji Xiaodao afterwards, but everyone knows that Xiaodao didn’t hit people because of Kang Lan’s nonsense. It's because he's telling the truth.
Then the question is, is Ji Xiaoge really unaware of his craftsmanship that is almost impossible to explain scientifically?
The answer is of course no. In fact, although Ji Xiaoge is extremely passionate about cooking, she has actually known since her Loli days that what she cooks is not very appetizing to most people. Maybe even slightly...dangerous.
In fact, although Ji Xiaodao was very sensible in the Loli era, after eating the handmade biscuits that his sister gave him as a treasure, his immune system alarmed him and his fever reached 38 degrees within five minutes. Liu didn't say a word in this situation, but the mother who passed down her cooking skills to her without reservation and had a very upright outlook on things still told Ji Xiaoge the truth after thinking for a long time.
If we sum up the long conversation between mother and daughter that night, we can probably understand it as - I don’t know whether other people need money to cook, but cooking is a life-threatening thing for us two.
Although Loli Ge was already considered sensible at the time, she did not immediately understand how serious the matter was because she was still at that innocent age, so she did not cry, but secretly made up her mind to do it. I want to make delicious dishes that can bring happiness to my sister.
Unfortunately, ideals are plump and reality is skinny. Although Ji Xiaoge has 120% of ordinary people’s enthusiasm and hard work, her talent in cooking is appalling. She is more like My father, my sister, can learn a dish just by reading the outline of how to make it, or even taking a few bites of it. Like her mother, Ji Xiaoge, who is not acquainted with the kitchen, can hardly complete any food other than formulaic dishes.
The so-called formula cooking is a relatively rigorous method with detailed instructions for each step, such as 'Put the eggs in the pot → Let the water just cover the eggs → Cover the lid → Turn on the heat → Wait for 95 seconds to turn off the heat after the water boils →Use a slotted spoon to take out the eggs and place them in cold water for 65 seconds. This is the formula for boiling eggs in boiled water. If strictly followed, even Ji Xiaoge can make food that tastes normal and can be swallowed.
In other words, in addition to the 'mechanical method' that has been strictly proven to be feasible and faithfully recorded, as long as Ji Xiaoge has any 'autonomous consciousness' during the cooking process, the finished product will It became an undisputed 'big failure'.
This is very abnormal, because everyone actually has subtle differences when cooking, and these differences give the same dishes different styles and tastes. If you use it freely, it will definitely lead to bad consequences. The statement is really outrageous.
Both Ji Xiaoge and her mother have the above-mentioned maddening traits. In the latter’s words, before she ran out to live independently and met the sisters’ father, she The only thing I dare to make for myself is to make instant noodles. Even cooking instant noodles is easy to do.
Ji Xiaoge, who was in junior high school at the time, said decisively: "This is unscientific!"
"Yeah, it's not scientific."
The beautiful mother, who was distressed and helpless at the time, just stroked her daughter's beautiful long hair and said helplessly: "But it's very metaphysical."
< br>"Metaphysics?"
The confused Zhong Erge blinked, then made a super cute pose, tilted his head and said: "Is the Evil King's true eye the strongest?"
"It's the strongest Strong! ”
The mother, who was impressed by her baby's cuteness, nodded vigorously and also made a cool pose.
"Well..."
The short-haired girl who had just gone downstairs to feed the cat and stepped into the bedroom frowned: "I seem to have come at the wrong time."
“No, you came just in time!”
Zhong Erge, who was posing, immediately pounced on his sister. Ten minutes later, Ji Xiaodao was already occupied by his excited sister and those who came to join in the fun. The mother dressed up in a look that was very suitable for her age. For example, her body was covered with bandages (paper rolls), her lips were painted a cool black color, and she added super magical gothic eyeshadow, which was so intense.
As for the topic of metaphysics, it was shelved in the corner of Ji Xiaoge's memory until she had no choice but to cut her hair short, and her sister who originally had short hair grew her hair long. Now that they are both college students, Ji Xiaoge Xiao Ge never thought that his cooking might be related to 'metaphysics'.
But in fact, the so-called metaphysics has never been far away from her.
For example, Cui Xiaoyu’s luck can no longer be explained by the word ‘unlucky’.
For example, Mo Tan is so outrageous that it feels like it involves the sense of direction of the law of cause and effect.
For example, Ji Xiaoge’s own beauty.
So if we put aside subjectivity and look at Ji Xiaoge's craftsmanship from a position that is infinitely close to God's perspective, then we can immediately draw a conclusion, that is - not scientific, but metaphysical. As for the specific reason, it's just like Cui Xiaoyu's luck and Mo Tan's sense of direction - there is no clue.
The only thing that is certain is that, as the highest-ranking among the 'Supermen', if Ji Xiaoge can get rid of the 'metaphysics' in his daughter that is tantamount to a kitchen curse, Ji Xiaoge will Naturally, her father will not sit idly by, so since her skills are becoming more and more intimidating, it proves that this is not an easy matter to solve.
But having said that, the reason why we think Ji Xiaoge’s cooking can kill people is mainly because everyone is exposed to her cooking results in the world view of [Innocence Boundary], but if you leave the game, Although this girl's craftsmanship is still very capable, things like exploding eggs, rice that can penetrate steel plates, and flying cakes that can blow hair and break hair still don't exist.
But the talent similar to "self-produced and self-sold" is also true in Ji Xiaoge.
To put it bluntly, the things she makes in reality usually have an extreme taste, but they are not toxic and will not kill people.
Ji Xiaoge himself is the kind of person who, although he knows very well what 'delicious' means, is not sensitive to the concept of 'unpalatable'. At best, he only thinks the taste is 'heavy' or 'bad'. She is a strange person, and she will not make the mistake of adding too much of a certain seasoning, so at least for herself, although those dishes may not be considered 'delicious', they are definitely 'edible' of.
The same is true in the game. With the talent of [Self-Produced and Self-Sold], she will hardly be harmed by her own dishes. With more than 99% of the negative effects reduced, even many works that make others fearful , to Ji Xiaoge, it is just an ordinary dish.
Because of this, she is often unaware of her actions.
As the saying goes, 'Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you.' Most people will think that since the stuff you make is so unpalatable, then isn't it bad to bring it out to harm everyone? But it's hard to understand For Ji Xiaoge, the lethality of these dishes, Although she can rationally accept that her cooking is not suitable for most ordinary people (there are also special cases such as Anthony), she often forgets this emotionally. In the final analysis, this is not because she does not care about other people's feelings, but because she does not care about other people's feelings. She doesn't have that nerve in her head.
Of course, this does not mean that a young girl has no responsibility. In fact, for a girl like Ji Xiaoge, the more this happens, the easier it is for her to inadvertently do something with disastrous consequences. If she was allowed to act haphazardly, in the [Innocent Realm], a place where the destructive power of pigeon-style cuisine was unlimited, even Yaya and Jadeka might be reincarnated in advance.
So there must be someone who can criticize and educate Ji Xiaoge harshly, and when the search was fruitless, Mo Tan had to take on this role himself, admonishing him every now and then. '.
Although Ji Xiaoge has never been taught a lesson by his father since he was a child, he has never said, 'Even my father never said that to me'. Instead, he was criticized and taught obediently every time, and followed Unlike Yaya, who remembers eating but not spanking, and Wang Badan, who has a base nature, Ji Xiaoge really knows his mistakes and corrects them. Even if he can't change them all at once, he is still working hard to change them.
So to this day, Ji Xiaoge has learned to confirm the lethality of any new works by eating them and seeing the effects. Those that are easy to kill people should be disposed of directly or put in the dangerous goods freezer. Those that are easy to kill are given to Mo to eat or are reserved for Wang Ba Dan to have extra meals. He rarely harms others anymore.
By the way, the reason for giving it to Mo is ‘give you the right to criticize a beautiful girl, but you have to pay the price of criticizing a beautiful girl’. To put it simply, it is a taste test.
So the question is, why does Lujiang have tea eggs that are obviously his own when Ji Xiaoge basically only feeds Mo Tan and Wang Badan now?
The reason is very simple, that is, after countless improvements, [Fragmented Tea Eggs for Humans·Change VII] has completely become a product suitable for all ages, non-toxic and harmless, complete in color, fragrance and pure A natural green pollution-free grenade weapon.
After the improved version of the seventh type came out, all the food testers headed by Mo Tan, regardless of race, gender, age, players or NPCs, and whether they have sensitive skin, did not experience any side effects. Not only that, Science Those little brothers and sisters in Erdovar , that is, A Liang and other roadside stall enthusiasts who are currently working in Tianzhu Mountain are full of praise for it, and most NPCs, including Lu Wei and Fimiguer, who have never tasted it, also gave it The very positive comments made Ji Xiaoge almost cry with excitement.
After that, Ji Xiaoge, who rarely received positive feedback, immediately went crazy and started producing [Fragmented Tea Eggs for Humans·Change VII], especially when he printed the "Safe Consumption Instructions" ” and “Safety Instructions for Use”, they were delivered in buckets, even on weekdays. She had stuffed two buckets of food into Otoko, who rarely showed up, and players with luggage like Shikajiang had even packed six or seven buckets. As for Mo Tan...he had been stuffed with an unknown amount of food, except for Except for those that must be preserved through special techniques, as long as it is a dish produced by Ji Xiaoge, he will almost always have a portion in his bag.
To sum up, the subsequent development of the [criminal simulation battle] is obvious.
To put it simply, Lu Jiang first gave the NPCs four large trays of dishes that he had cooked with his own hands, and there were no problems at all. When it was the turn of the five players, in addition to the normal dishes, he also gave them extra I bought half a basin of large and sufficient tea eggs, that is, [tea eggs in pieces for humans·modification VII].
Pay attention to the quantifier, it is half basin.
It’s easy to say after that. The kindly Gyarados, the captain of the ‘Innocence Forum Mood Zone Representative Team’, completely violated the egg species’ eating rules and habitually knocked the tea egg. ——The egg exploded.
To be precise, first the egg in the hands of the kindly Gyarados exploded, and then most of the eggs exploded after the shock wave suddenly spread.
Shika-chan doesn’t know what happened after that. His last memory was that he transformed into [Rose Bear] behind the counter when Gyarados smashed the egg, and then knocked over the counter. At the same time, he protected Mo Tan and Ji Xiaoge under him, followed by a series of deafening roars and screams, and when his blood volume dropped to 61%... the system directly announced the death of [Zoo] victory.
...
“Sister Gege, please don’t be angry.”
Lujiang glanced nervously at Ji Xiaoge, who had a small mouth, and curled up his neck and spoke softly. Said: "You can go to the hall and go to the battlefield. I think this is the ultimate answer to gourmet food."
"Annoying!"
"Ye Ge, Lu Jiang is right, I think You can be proud of it.”
"Disgusting!"
"Be happy."
"Not happy!"
Chapter 1,797: The End
(End of chapter)