Reluctantly putting the melon seeds back into his pocket, Yidong walked very casually and walked slowly to the chopping board by the pool. He looked at the piece of pork that had just melted and was just waiting for him to reach for the kitchen knife. When he was walking, Mo Tan next to him suddenly kicked him -
"Wash your hands first."
< br>Mo Tan, who is currently in the state of 'Lawful Good', glared at Yi Dong, raised his hand and pointed to the pool next to him, and ordered: "Wash for three minutes, wash with hand sanitizer."
I Dong pulled He twitched the corner of his mouth and said with a dry smile: "Are you the teacher of the kindergarten class?"
"I'm not."
Mo Tan shook his head and said calmly while continuing to roll out the dumpling wrappers very quickly: "But if you always forget to wash your hands before cooking or eating, I can do it too."
Yidong rolled his eyes, and then reluctantly walked to the sink to wash his hands. After washing honestly for three minutes, he picked up the kitchen knife next to the chopping board and asked, "I'll just chop the stuffing vigorously." ?”
“Okay, but in that case... depending on your physical condition, your arm will probably be sore for about two days.”
Mo Tan said casually, and then he was in Yi. Before Dong opened his mouth to complain, he guided: "Do you know how to use a flower knife...forget it, you definitely don't know how to do it. Anyway, first draw the knife vertically from left to right, with an interval of about half a centimeter. You don't need to cut off the meat. Make the cut deeper and vertically." After cutting it, make it horizontally, then turn it over and repeat it."
Yidong followed Mo Tan's instructions and asked, "Is this easier to cut?" Principle? ”
"Anyway, it's not a principle you can listen to."
Mo Tan retorted without looking back, casually placed a small ball of noodles beside him, then walked to the sink and washed his hands: " You just need to know that it will be much easier to chop the meat after doing it this way."
Idong nodded, then suddenly froze and asked curiously: "Why do you still have a lump of noodles? There are too many of us to use them all?”
“Today’s lunch is made of dumplings made of dough and meat fillings, and I will also adjust the flavor of the meat fillings later, so in principle it should be "It's safe."
Mo Tan casually untied his apron and put it on the small shelf next to him. Then he picked up the broom and walked towards the living room and said, "So I think I can let Xiaoge have a good time." .”
Bang——
Mo Tan didn’t need to look back to know that this was the sound of the carving knife hitting the chopping board without controlling the force. The next moment, Idong’s slightly trembling voice came from behind: "Are you okay?"
Mo Tan shook his head calmly: "No."
"You can't kill a person with a nod, but you can't kill a chicken with a butcher's knife."
Yi Dong looked back at Mo Tan with a heavy face, and said seriously: "If you want to kill the big guy, just blow up the gas tank. Why bother Sister Pigeon to take action?"
Mo Tan turned around and glanced at Yi Dong helplessly, and said with a wry smile: "Don't go too far. Although Xiaoge's cooking skill tree is a bit crooked, the main reason for cooking is that it doesn't taste very good today. Let's eat it today. The dumplings are simply filled with fillings Put it in the dough and put it in the pot. No matter how exaggerated it is, it won’t be too unpalatable.” You clearly said before that the eggs she made exploded during the competition. A whole team of five people! That’s five people!”
Mo Tan said impatiently while cleaning the not-so-dirty floor. All over, in the game, in the game , the tea eggs she made in the game can be fried, but it does not mean that the dumplings with bread outside will also be fried."
Idong was silent for a long time, and after a while he sighed deeply: " Are you serious?”
"I'm serious."
Mo Tan answered without hesitation, and said helplessly: "You don't really think that others can't see our usually obvious reactions, do you? Including Xiaodao, Although it is reasonable for everyone not to let her near the kitchen, on the other hand, it is actually quite heartbreaking, so I think we can at least let her have a little fun while making dumplings.”
Yi Dong snorted angrily: "You know how to show mercy to women."
Mo Tan smiled slightly and said in a pleasant tone: "I treat everyone equally, you see, although I plan to let Xiaoge pack some , but I didn’t leave you idle.”
“I thank you for being the eighteenth generation.”
Yidong's voice was calm, and he even started to chop the meat vigorously.
"Don't worry, Xiao Ge is actually conscious. I'll remind her a little bit later to ask her to pack more. If you count the inside and outside, it's only twenty at most. If you don't like it, I am the one who eats it.”
After briefly scanning the small area between the living room and the kitchen, Mo Tan walked back with the broom and opened the refrigerator to take it out. She took a few sips of a bottle of mineral water and said: "And let me tell you, she should also eat the ones she made herself. She is actually quite considerate."
"Oh?"
Yidong raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Why do I think you are the more considerate one? Seriously, man, you don't know how to treat Xiaoge..."
Mo Tan interrupted him angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, there is nothing better than imitating other people's love brain."
"Haha, it's not a love brain. I know you are already very worried about Yu Chen. "
Yi Dong grinned, and then suddenly changed the subject: "But then again, is there such a possibility that when you like When Yuchen was young, you liked Yuchen, but when you didn’t like Yuchen..."
"I told you when we were both young, I am Mo Tan. , one person, not three people."
Putting the mineral water back in the refrigerator, Mo Tan said lightly: "So your assumption just now is not true at all."
"I don't think so."
Yidong was not easily convinced this time, and just continued to smile: "In my opinion, when you are in a more salty state, you sincerely like Yu Damn it, to be honest, I have never seen you care so much about someone, but brother, no matter you are now or you are a bitch, it is obvious I have no feelings for Yu Chen."
Mo Tan shrugged and asked, "What's the problem?"
"Then you have to ask yourself."
< br>Yidong shook his head and continued to chop the meat while repeating what Mo Tan had just said: "After all, you are one person, not three people."
"Have you become literary?"
"You're kidding, I've always been a melancholy literary youth."
"Then wash the leeks quickly, literary youth."
"Is there any connection between Wenqing and washing leeks..."
"It is as deep as the connection between you and Wenqing."
"Gan!"
......
Real time AM11:42
City B, Dexin District, Motan's apartment
"Ding dong~ ”
The girl standing at the door smiled and made a gesture of ringing the doorbell to Mo Tan, who had just opened the door: "Excuse me, today..."
"Nangong has something to do today and can't come, right?"
Mo Tan completed the answer directly and smiled: "Guess It’s here.”
“Can you guess this!?” Yuchen was shocked at that time. She was wearing a loose black T-shirt with Haibara Ai and Edogawa Conan printed on the front and back. shirt, and the lower body is loose jeans and canvas shoes, which looks both eye-catching and fresh.
"Yes, my sixth sense is super accurate."
Mo Tan, who seemed to be amazed whenever he saw Yu Chen, came back to his senses, touched the tip of his nose, then turned sideways and smiled: " Come in, you are the last to arrive, the college is quite busy today?”
“Isn’t it?”
Yu Chen walked into the foyer and put on his clothes. Mo Tan leaned over to pick up the slippers and handed the bag he had been carrying to the latter: "Help me find a place to put it. Here is the DR film issued by the college. I was in a hurry and didn't go back to the dormitory to put it. "
Mo Tan took the bag and carefully put it into the cabinet next to him, and asked casually: "Whose X-ray is it?"
"Fake~"
Yuchen smiled and said cheerfully: "It's a kind of homework. Although it's troublesome, it's all very useful knowledge."
Mo Tan nodded slightly: "Indeed, this should be regarded as the most practical skill when going out."
"I do hope that this skill will be useless, although it is unlikely."
< br>In two words, Yu Chen had already left the hall, turned to Mo Tan and blinked, then ran into the living room, said a few words to Ji Xiaodao who was sitting in the corner, and then turned pale. Rushed into the kitchen.
Apparently, Yuchen also heard about Ji Xiaoge making dumplings inside, and immediately went to help as an 'insurance' person.
In fact, in the past six months of getting along, although Ji Xiaoge was basically ordered to stay away from the kitchen after the first New Year’s Eve dinner, everyone also had soft-hearted times, so she was not completely There is no way to enter the kitchen, and every time like this, as long as Yuchen is present, he will definitely follow him as insurance in case something terrible is brought out...
As for what is theoretically the most suitable Ji Xiaodao did this kind of thing, but because of his sister-control attribute, he was too indulgent to Ji Xiaoge and could not put any effective restrictions on the latter.
In short, to this day, it has become an instinct for Yuchen to run to Ji Xiaoge’s side to rescue him as soon as he learned that he was cooking, so even if the former was just making dumplings , she still ran all the way into the kitchen of Mo Tan's house, not even bothering to say hello to the other people in the living room.
“Hey, Yuchen is true too.”
Cui Xiaoyu, who was sitting in the middle of the sofa, shook his head and sighed: "You are still too young. Everyone is so familiar with each other, so there is no need to be so flustered."
Squatting on the armrest of the sofa wearing socks Kang Lan, who looked like a stone lion at first glance, quarreled: "If you have the ability, don't tremble..."
"Stop talking nonsense!"
Cui Xiaoyu glared fiercely With Kang Lan , said angrily: "Listen carefully, if I am here today, I must tell my father, mother and grandfather that Xiaoyu has no regrets in this life, and I will repay the kindness of giving birth in the next life!"
Ji Xiao Dao frowned, silently picked up a decorative vase on the shelf (which was available when renting the house), turned to Cui Xiaoyu and confirmed: "I have written down my last words. Come here and see you on your way."< br>
Obviously, Ji Xiaodao is still very resentful about Cui Xiaoyu's exaggerated performance of his sister's cooking.
“Ahem, it’s just a joke, don’t worry, I have to eat two dumplings cooked by your sister today.”
Cui Xiaoyu immediately admitted it, Then he changed the topic at the speed of light: "So what is today's theme? The mystery of Ni Kaitai's life experience?"
As soon as he said this, he squatted on the armrest. Kang Lan, Wan Yang who was sitting opposite Cui Xiaoyu playing with his mobile phone, Mo Tan who was looking at the kitchen, Yi Dong who was playing FreeCell on Mo Tan's computer, and Gu Xiaole who was sitting on the horse in front of the balcony basking in the sun were all stunned, and then they all said in unison He asked: "What is that?"
"No, you don't even know this!?"
Cui Xiaoyu immediately opened her eyes wide, with disbelief written all over her face: "That's..."
"Ni Kaitai is the female star of the recently popular female-oriented idol drama - "100% Lovesick". "Protagonist."
Ji Xiaodao put the vase back on the shelf and said expressionlessly: "What Xiaoyu just said should be the twenty-first episode of the latest update last night. It was because Ni Kaitai found out that she was actually the granddaughter of the community security guard Li, and she wanted to break up with the male protagonist."
Cui Xiaoyu: "Hmm!"
Everyone: "? ?”
...
After a long while, Gu Xiaole took the lead to break the dead silence in the living room and said unexpectedly: "So Xiaodao, you still watch idol dramas with your sister."
"No. "My sister likes to watch suspense dramas."
Ji Xiaodao shook his head and said lightly: "I like to watch idol dramas."
Gu Xiaole: "..."
Everyone: "..."
"Is there any problem?"
Ji Xiaodao narrowed his eyes slightly and glanced at the confused faces of Mo Tan and others one by one.
Mo Tan/Yidong/Wanyang/Kang Lan: "I don't dare!"
Cui Xiaoyu followed with a strange look on his face and asked: "No, Xiaodao looks at an idol. What’s so weird about this show? I’ve also watched idol dramas and I haven’t seen you making such a fuss.”
"..."
A few people looked at each other, and then they realized that compared to Ji Xiaodao, a young and beautiful girl in her prime, Cui Xiaoyu, a handsome man with handsome features and a strong back, seemed to be similar to idol dramas... and Or do women feel more incompatible with idol dramas?
Then——
“I don’t know why. Although it seems strange if you think about it carefully, I always feel that it is not unreasonable if this kind of thing happens to you.”
After careful and careful thinking, Kang Lan finally came to the above conclusion with a strange look on his face, and then suddenly touched his chin and muttered: "It seems that Xiaodao likes to watch that kind of thing, which seems to be quite contrasting. Cute taste.”
Wan Yang immediately nodded and agreed: "Yes, yes, it's just like the kind of bad boy who doesn't go to class very much and fights with people every day with a baseball bat, holding an umbrella for a puppy on a rainy day!"
"Hahaha~"
The two looked at each other and smiled, while Yi Dong, Mo Tan and Cui Xiaoyu also couldn't help laughing after thinking about it for a while, and then - —
“Thank you for the compliment.”
The corners of Ji Xiaodao’s mouth curled up in a way that looked like he was smiling, but it made everyone subconsciously feel a chill on their backs, and then turned around He walked into the kitchen and came out with a plate of steaming dumplings two minutes later. He used chopsticks to feed one to each of the five men who were no longer happy.
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A moment later
Real time October 1, 2049 AD, PM19:00/game time AM07: 00
[Crime Debate·Personal Battle] Auditions have officially begun.
Chapter 1802: The End