Chapter 1871 Change
When we come into contact with an unfamiliar language, what do we learn the fastest?
This answer is a matter of opinion. Taking English as an example, some people may think it is a daily language such as Hello, some people may think it is a must-have for infants and young children such as Mother/Father, and some people may think it is GANK, SOLO, etc. A popular game term, some people may think it is LOVE.
How should I put it? The above answers... are all correct. After all, the first English words many people come into contact with are the pronunciation of apple and their parents, and foreigners also start with 'hello' when learning Chinese. Mostly.
But in addition, all languages have a relatively special thesaurus, which is characterized by its extremely high compatibility with locals and outsiders, natives and foreigners. Adaptable, you can use it flexibly with a little practice, and you don’t even need to translate it in your head.
Yes, everyone must have guessed it at this point. The answer is - swearing, which is a very bad, generally offensive and very inelegant term at least in terms of starting point.
The amazing thing is that both foreigners and outsiders seem to be able to miraculously master this terminology in a short period of time. In many cases, they may not even be able to say the most basic hello, but they can still curse in the street. But it's already a set.
In short, even if you just touch on this aspect, everyone can understand what it means, so I won’t go into details here. The reason why I specifically mentioned this matter is simply because Gu Xiaole... ...It has nothing to do with this theory at all!
That’s right, it just doesn’t have anything to do with it!
It is true that according to the information provided by Yi Dong, although his mother's Gu family moved to Japan a long time ago and took root there, because each generation of direct descendants must have at least one Strong restrictions such as 70% intermarriage with people from the motherland, and children must have Chinese-Japanese bilingual education since childhood. Although the Gu family is more accustomed to speaking and writing in Japanese because they grew up in Japan, their Chinese proficiency is not bad at all, almost as good as the Chinese. There is no difference.
And then, regardless of whether it is Ito who changed her nationality back after marrying, the mother of the legendary cosplayer "Gugu-chan" Gu Yanyue, she still retains her Japanese nationality and transferred here as an exchange student to Mo Tan and others. Gu Xiaole, who is a senior, all have one very subtle thing in common -
That is they are special! special! I especially like to pretend that I am not very familiar with Chinese, and then openly curse people. Although the curse is very unpleasant, but with the somewhat jerky-sounding pronunciation and the innocent and cute little expression with a little bit of anger, almost everyone will subconsciously Be tolerant of them.
Among everyone present, only Yi Dong and Mo Tan knew about this matter, and the reason why they knew it was because Gu Yanyue told them on a Christmas night a few years ago.
At that time, this aunt, who looked to be in her early thirties at most, personally drove Yi Dong to Mo Tan’s house. She almost used brute force to drag Mo Tan, who didn’t want to cause trouble, into the car. Because a car next to him made a dangerous move and almost caused a car accident (Mo Tan always felt that the situation was irreversible, but in the end nothing happened except for being a little frightened) and he cursed loudly, with rich vocabulary and The harsh words even made Mo Tan, who was in a 'chaotic neutral' personality at the time, stunned for a while.
At dinner time after that, Gu Yanyue showed off and told his good son and Mo Tan the truth about "pretending to be a foreigner and scolding the street", and was mercilessly slapped on the forehead by Yi Dong's father. .
And Gu Xiaole's curse just now was exactly the same as that of his aunt, and it shocked everyone on the spot.
However, after a brief silence, Ji Xiaodao, who was the first to react, suddenly pursed his lips and smiled, nodding to Gu Xiaole in a rare tone of approval: "Well said."
"Okay!"
Cui Xiaoyu also slapped his thigh fiercely and said seriously: "Damn, that kind of person should die!"
Kang Lan and Huo Yanyang They also all extended their thumbs to Gu Xiaole and said in unison: "Well done, Sister Xiaole!"
Although Yuchen and Ji Xiaoge did not express their support as openly as the previous ones, they also smiled gently at Gu Xiaole, apparently not feeling that the latter had done anything wrong.
“Hey hehe~”
As for the person involved, he scratched the back of his head and showed a sweet smile that was particularly innocent, pure, cute and full of sugar.
"Well...I'm going to the bathroom."
Yidong, who could lose control of his expression management at any time, stood up suddenly, then turned to look at Mo Tan next to him, and invited : "Together?"
The latter nodded without hesitation, then stood up, nodded and said: "Okay, let's go together."
"Go to hell."
See Yidong and Mo Tan seemed to have the intention of continuing to extend invitations to the members of the boy group. Cui Xiaoyu waved his hands in disgust as if shooing away flies: "We are still eating here. Bring me a bottle of Coke when you come back."
"Okay."
Mo Tan raised his eyebrows and showed a playful smile: "I promise to wash my hands first before going to buy it for you."
"Gungungun, you don't need to bring it."
"Oh, that's such a pity. Where are you Kang Lan Wanyang? Do you have anything to bring?"
"Gungungun— —"
...
So, Mo Tan and Yi Dong left the table temporarily and walked side by side to the toilet.
"I said..."
Idong bumped Mo Tan with his shoulder, frowned and said, "Are you a little too pretentious?"
"No pretense?"
Mo Tan glanced at him, put his hands in his pockets and said lazily: "If you feel that I have a 'big change in temperament' without concealing it, it's just because you are more sensitive as an insider. It's just that I can guarantee that neither Wan Yang, Kang Lan, Xiao Yu, Sister Xiao Le, nor the twins with completely different painting styles can see this level of change."
"So... ”
Yi Dong thought for a while and continued to frown: "Is it completely visible from Yu Chen's side?"
"Not completely."
Mo Tan shook his head slightly, and then Shrugging: "But you can see it."
Yidong was not stupid and asked immediately: "So the reason why you don't even plan to hide is because even if you hide, you can't hide it from Yu Chen?"
"First of all, I didn't hide it. It’s not that we don’t even hide anymore.”
Mo Tan twitched the corner of his mouth and said dryly: "Just keep it at a level that is just right so that no one will find out. As for Yu Chen... Let's put it this way, she simply realizes that I'm not Hei Fan. ', and it's based on intuition that doesn't tell you logic or reason at all, so I simply gave up."
Yidong hesitated and suggested: "I think it's better for you to keep it a secret. After all, it's just one thing to hide it. If someone really finds out something... …The consequences are disastrous.”
“Ha, there is nothing unbearable. "
Mo Tan made a funny expression and said in a leisurely tone: "At least if you think about it carefully, you will find that even if Yuchen really saw something with her intuition, Her character wouldn't pose any threat to me, or if she did figure it out What's going on, it will help maintain a normal relationship between us?" Yi Dong was slightly stunned: "You want to expose it to her on purpose? Then let her take the initiative to talk to you after realizing that you are an atypical schizophrenia. Draw a line? Are you serious?"
"I lied to you."
Mo Tan turned off the faucet, wiped his hands with Yi Dong's school uniform jacket, and said expressionlessly: "I'm not crazy, how could I let her do it on purpose? I realize that even if you are the only one who knows about this kind of thing, it would be too much for me to bring it up...heh, it won’t do anyone any good.”
Yidong glanced at him and said angrily: "Do you still care about any benefits or anything? I mean, you 'now'."
"You're right, I really don't care 'now', but the problem is..."
Mo Tan lazily poked his temple with his index finger and twisted it around, saying in a very casual tone: "It also can't bring any pleasure, whether it's you, me, Yu Chen or anyone else. , this is just a disgusting burden, and compared with the valuable hope, pain, joy, despair, madness, and loss of control, this burden that has nothing but weight is really too much - redundant."< br>
Yidong raised his eyebrows in surprise and said with a smile: "I really didn't expect that in your current mental state, you would actually think about others. The sun really shines in all directions."
"Then you misunderstood."
Mo Tan walked lazily and said without looking back. : "I just made it clear that I don't mind spreading pain, despair and madness now."
Yidong, who was following him, rolled his eyes and said dryly: "I thought We've graduated from junior high school."
"No, you don't understand."
Mo Tan paused and raised the corner of his mouth with a strange arc: "These are not the romances unique to teenagers. Just imagine, those who sit on the toilet worth hundreds of thousands and poop every day, open the curtains and you can overlook Be it those people under the building who are smaller than rubbish, those who can decide the fate of countless people with a single phone call; those who are hidden on the edge of the civilized world, sitting on the pile of shells and smoking cigars, and those who can shoot the weak with machine guns wantonly. ; Or those who wear their underwear outside their long trousers, those who can overturn the social order overnight and turn the era back directly to slavery if they are willing... You can always bring to the world those things that in your opinion are just Everything that exists in the fantasies of young girls.”
Idong leaned on the open-air fence on the third floor of the cafeteria with his arms folded, and said with a smile: “If you don’t put on the last pair of pants. I might believe it if you wear long johns outside.”
[Why don’t you go back and ask your father? 】
After making such a complaint in his heart, Mo Tan grinned and said leisurely in an unpredictable tone: "But even if you put aside the last item, if it is just me who is talking to you at this moment, ', it's still possible to become the previous example, isn't it?"
Idong looked at a pile of bird droppings that had just fallen on the railing in front of him and asked casually: "So you are very eager for one? A toilet worth hundreds of thousands?”
"At least I don't long to be a good baby with flowers blooming."
Mo Tan narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone seemed a little more serious than before: "To be serious, my life during this period of time is "My self-control seems to have deteriorated."
Yidong was stunned for a moment, and then his pupils suddenly shrank: "Really or not?"
"Not sure, but this feeling doesn't matter. It’s not very good. If I have to give an example, it’s as if my mind is clear, but my mental state is like drinking half a pound of Laobaigan.”
Mo Tan pinched his bangs and said thoughtfully: “ From a rational perspective, I think this is just because the "Innocence Boundary" in the past year has allowed me to embark on three completely different 'lives' at the same time, with almost no objective connection between them. The will I make becomes relatively subjective, and this 'subjectivity' will make me become [contradictory] after leaving the game. This is a problem that no normal person can understand. It is also the most reliable and safest so far. Conclusion.”
Yi Dong frowned and asked: "So, you still have an unreliable and unsafe conclusion?"
"Yes."
Mo Tan nodded, not saying anything. He said without hesitation: "That is, after getting into the game [Innocence Bound], I did not actually become 'relatively subjective', but my 'illness' has developed to a considerable extent on the objective level. This This is undoubtedly exciting news, after all, my problem has not changed in the past twenty years."
Yidong's expression immediately turned green: "You are just talking about such a big thing now? ”
“A big deal? I don’t think it’s a big deal?”
Mo Tan patted Yi Dong on the shoulder and suddenly said happily: "Human beings are inherently changing creatures. This kind of 'change' does not necessarily represent 'evolution', but it is better than being stagnant in place like a pool of stagnant water. "
"You kid..."
Idong gritted his teeth and glared at his friend. He took two deep breaths before saying seriously: "I don't care about anything else. , if you have any trouble, you must contact me immediately, there is no need to discuss.”
“Come on, instead of making the atmosphere so disgusting, let’s talk about something practical.”
Mo Tan. He stretched and slowly took another step: "Let's talk as we walk. If we go back too late, God knows those women will come up with something weird."
"Fuck, you're so disgusting."
"You feel disgusted. In the eyes of those ladies, it's beautiful, just like when you see two little girls sticking to each other."
" Stop talking about what you have and what you don’t have. Are you sure you can handle this [Battle of Conviction]? Two characters have to compete individually and all three characters have to compete in a team competition. Is there enough time?”
"Theoretically, it's not a big problem. I've always been professional in time management."
"Okay, oh, by the way, what about your opponents in the first round? Tan Mo and Mo should have passed the audition. Right? ”
"Of course I passed. As for the opponent..."
"How?"
"Just looking at the name makes me think that I can prepare for the second round of miscellaneous fish in advance."< br>
“…”
Chapter 1862: The End
(End of this chapter)